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kozaic:
Are u a therapist or a counselor?

She is probably "amebo" ...lolz

For you ...sorry, I misplaced the knife

F looks romantic but seriously you cannot sleep like that the whole night or you wake up with a back cramp and muscle ache

By dawn, you'd have done all that positions without you even knowing...you can fix a camera and see in the morning thou

Just dey do me like:



But, this is not as simple as most people may think...I know how this sort of sh*t can get more shitty cos of the level of complex conflicting interest of the two...the girl isn't ready to become a mother or give up her dreams and maybe afraid of the outcome...the short time shame to follow once every one knows she's pregnant?!...hell, bro you've got some nasty sh*t to deal with....done talking thou, now ma advice is that "don't take it rough with her, make her see reason and take away her fear, place confidence in her and show her that it's gonna work out fine!"

Savvy!

She said men are attracted to this, to that first but I say "it depends on the angle you are viewing from"...take for example you are walking behind a girl, what do you notice first? ...if front, I notice the facial look first and then the snowballs


God knows I like smart and intelligent girls....but one looking me in the eyes for long ?...that's somehow weird and speaks another thing of the girl....it screams who*e! (no offence)

I go tell her say "madam abeg no vex o, na water just dey hungry me "eat"...I no dey run

theplanmaker:
dicefrost said he has been banned for 2wks by mukina2 ....just pm him. so I guess we all av 2 wait long 4 updates

Lemme assume that isn't true...who in their right minds would ban dicefrost?...on what basis?...this is e-njustice! cos some watery brain dude is given some power doesn't mean s/he can exercise it wrongly!...dicefrost have e-rights for goodness sake!

Looks like somebody wants a bf...it's ok, I can help...but problem is the only dude I know you will like and will match your class of highness, I donno his tribe but he's cute!



His name is MrCork!!!!

Ibrowski:
just taking after you........lol

I was going to say something but I changed my mind...sometimes, picture is best way of expression


I guess 3 is what happened to the op, poor thing

Ibrowski:
Just like every guy will do, I got attracted to her
and the chase began like this>>>>>>>>>> . Seeing
that, She started >>>>>>>>>>>>>. After much ado
and She not succumbing, I felt disinterested &
started <<<<<<<<<<< .Dunno what she felt but her
gestures was like <<<<<<<<< ...........pls fellows,
how best can I turn Her down without hurting Her
feelings?

Buremo!...is that you?...what are you doing on NL?

lalasticlala:
And wats dat

Temperament

By God!...my wedding is gonna ring of merriment to heaven!!


Heard most elaborate wedding don't last long thou ...cos some dudes marriage crashed doesn't mean mine will, I don't believe in those sort of sh*t

This thread is "kinda" gonna be dumped in the pit soon by the moderator

Just one single thing a girl can do to make me change my mind about marrying her!...just one, all other things being closely equal

The question isn't about will I go?...as long as I get a VIP treatment and item no. 7, very important

Guy...wetin church do you na?

Hehe...well, if I was gonna vote in this coming election...it's gonna be for a woman with heavy backside, I just have to make my vote count, so "ANY" political party with that feature have my vote!...if none, I'll be at home watching as things unfold


Does anybody know why I'd vote the big one?...hehe, God knows I love big things *clears throat*

swaggzo:
aboki

Hehe...on what basis is ur conclusion?

Handsome men - Birom!

Busy body o!...life of a jobless man
As far as we both know, you didn't see anything...did you?

FrancisTony:
WTF Never knew girls are now commodity?


OP, please rephrase your topic to, "Why do some guys".

You don't?...I "piry" you

In Dating an expensive girl

Rule No 1: Don't be broke

Rule No 2: Don't just be broke

Rule No 3: Don't ever be broke

Rule No 4: play along

Rule No 5: don't give a f*ck

Rule No 6: f*ck

Rule No 7: don't get f*cked


In Dating a "normal" down to earth lady

Rule No 1: don't form

Rule No 2: make obvious the situation of things

Rule No 3: let her take you as you are

Rule No 4: cherish her and the moment



Your choice !

Oyetboy:
I've been in a relationship with my girlfriend for a while and we really love each other, which is known very well to those around us, so recently I started noticing some things which are kinda strange to me; like falling sick at the same time, or suddenly say the same thing, whenever she's down today and if I'm not, the second day or the third day I'll, presently i complained i had a running temperature and a slight headache in the right side of my head, after some minutes she complained of the same thing, though I took it as something normal but when it started recurring everytime I realized it's far from what I think.....note it's now a long distance relationship cos she traveled out recently and we've made love to each other before she left ... please guys what can you say about this or if anyone has experienced such before please share your views

Dear God Lord! ...this is happening again! but to another person!!...this sh*t happens to one guy I know, they said the girl is a witch and she initiated the guy through sex and that the guy was tied to a mango tree in one evil bush and that her witch mates use to flog him and take round on him at darkest hours of the night ...did you by any means had same dreams?...like swimming, partying together?...chai, this is bad!!!...very very bad!...the guy "dicko" later stopped working !...and he was told to consult the oracle, after paying the poor oracle one cowry (he never ask more than that, is that guy not current ni?), the dude told him to check one long yellow thing made of earth mineral that tends to reach the sky near their house...and that it's their source of problem!


Later later, we found out that it "mtn mast , connecting people like they advertised!" ....witch people(mtn)!!!!...but that my guy wave on his right to sue them(mtn) to court thou



And that's the end of my story!...I hope you enjoyed it!!!

The Good (corporate, calm and confident)

The Bad ( bad, "badder" and shy)

The Ugly ( "baddest", rugged, gangster and ugly )


Life is like a ladder, look and evaluate your position and aspire to ascend to where you desire...some thou enjoys and like the bottom ladder

graciousolo:
Can't believe how many times I checked back for updates.

Good things are worth waiting for, they say