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AfricanApple:
ahaaaaa, u na bad pikin

what if person kon break nose

Lolz...every scar is a badge of honour

This is the reason why I advice couples to buy 2 pairs of boxing glove, 2 pairs of short, a whistle (optional) and a bouncing boot together with the bride items...s/he vex you, "you settle the matter in the ring"...after, you can tango in bed

korres00:
abi o, make una co operate dey fork am 2geda na....

Chai!..this dude bad o

Swaqwiz:
Kardashian bought a $12,000 house for
her husband kanye west....

Beyonce bought a $2m Wrist watch for Jay Z......

.and so many other ladies did a lot of
things for their
boyfriends!.... .

WHEN WILL 9JA BABES
STOP BUYING
US
CHEAP
BOXERS?

Be patient my friend...they will start when electricity becomes stable in Nigeria

Pic or you can shove it up your as*

Who let this one out of jail na?

MizMyColi:
OP, not 90% o, there are exceptions.


Me

Madam no vex o...e don tay small wey abin wan ask you dis question...no vex o, "but wetin you dey find for inside that bag wey you never see finish since wey dem establish nairaland?" @ur dp

malvisguy212:
do you know the truth? Muhammad was in the cave of hira when the truth descend on him,what truth is that? Dos that mean all other prophet were living in lies before the truth came on him?

What has Muhammad or other prophets got to do with all this?...the "TRUTH" I'm referring to is not about the gospel, it's about the "PERCEPTION" of Jesus as God!

Goodluck bro!

malvisguy212:
thank you lady for believing in jesus,anytin you read on the internet about jesus,dont trust it,they will mix it with seduicing doctrine just to decive the children of God the only side you can get information about jesus is the bible,the word of God.i pray God strenghten your faith in the mighty name of jesus.

One of those that run away from the TRUTH!...I pity you, Jesus will be back and you will be disappointed and regret not searching endlessly for the TRUTH...not even the Pope himself will come out and tell you the TRUTH, for it is the duty of everyone to search and find it...IGNORANCE is same as NEGLIGENCE!


"And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you
free."" (John 8:32).

Meggy007:
No I'm not.....if I may answer.

Yea....iyam,double oh seven, tha female version though

Then can we tango? ...007

Are we still at this?...I thought we had a common ground

Pls, if you don't have a scripture evidence, don't come here and write what you've been brain washed with...it's insulting and belittles a common sense

Sometimes I barely believe what's written in the bible cos it has been doctored to suit "their" purpose, "trinity"...but the TRUTH can never be extinguished, it can only be suppress for a time but ultimately, it will establish itself no matter how long it takes!


There are three grades of evidences available in the bible and
you need not be a scholor of the bible to tell this, because if
you open the bible at random you will find the words of
God, words of Prophets and the words of Historians. And let
me support my claim by providing an example for each of
the evidence from the bible.
The below are few of the quotations :
Words of God : Book of Deuteronomy 18:18
Words of Prophet : Gospel of Mark 12:29
Words of Historians : Gospel of Mark 11:13
And no wonder the bulk of the bible is a witnessing of this
THIRD kind i.e., the Words of Historians. And the moment
you say that apart from the words of God it also contains the
words of some other people who were eye witness (or) heard
it from "HEARSAY" then it is made crystal clear that its not
100% verbatim word of Almighty God. And if only one
word from the complete bible is proved that that word is not from God, then it has been doctored!


What's its credibility then?

malvisguy212:
are you jehovah's witness? Do you not believe in the epistle?how about the gospel of christ I give you?


Most of you guys are christian but when you read stuff in the internet, you grow cold, they feed you lies about the bible,you know longer read the bible but chose to gather information about God on the internet, they give you lies and seducing doctrine, as always been the case, majority are always on the wrong side, during the flood only few people got save, soddom and gommorah, only few people got save and nowadays the same thing is happening, only few people know who jesus real is,a man born of the spirit of God, who will be his father?is it possible for a mortal man to walk the earth witout committing one sin? only GOD CAN.bible prophecy is coming to pass in our own very eyes but the sad things is that we are sleeping, don't terry lady, believe in jesus so that you will be among elect.
God breath on man and man became a living soul, but satan corrupt man, do you think God will live it like that ? Noting shall be left untouched, we only need jesus to adopt back the nature of Godliness in us.

My friend, wake up and open your eyes to the truth they have been hiding for so long...let no man's pride let to astray...research into the TRUTH and you will find light...Jesus is an apostle of God and NOT God!

“So Jesus answered them, “My teaching is not mine, but
his who sent me” (John 7:16)

“I came not of my own accord, but he sent me” (John
8:42)

“I tell you the truth, no SERVANT is greater than his
MASTER, nor is a MESSENGER greater than the one
who sent him” (John 13:16)

“Jesus said to them, ‘My food is to do the will of Him
who sent me, and to accomplish His work” (John 4:34)

“For I have not spoken on My own authority; but the
Father who sent Me gave Me a command, what I should
say and what I should speak” (John 12:49)

On the cross, Jesus allegedly confronted God almighty that "why ath thou foresaken me?"...and he also prayed, "our father, who ath in heaven...."...and he prayed for the Last Super!...who was he praying to?...himself?


Pls don't ask me what religion I follow, cos I follow my heart and the truth...!..not the doctored truth!!

THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS NO GOD SAVE ONE
GOD Deu 6:4 Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is
one LORD Mar 12:29 And Jesus answered him, The
first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The
Lord our God is one Lord. Luk 18:19 And Jesus said
unto him, Why callest thou me good? none is good,
save one, that is, God. The GOD IN THE BIBLE AND
JESUS clearly said there is no God save ONE
TRUE GOD
JESUS NEVER SAID HE IS GOD HIMSELF , JESUS
NEVER SAID THE WORD TRINITY BUT ALL
JESUS SAID WAS


Mar 12:29 And Jesus answered him, The first of all the
commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God
is one Lord.


As we can clearly see the Present Christian Faith and
the followers have clearly deviated from the concept of
ONE GOD
and have made THREE gods out of ONE TRUE GOD


Thus it is safe to assume that PRESENT
CHRISTANITY IS NOT IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM
AND IT HAS BEEN CORUPTED

Meggy007:
ROTF.....hehehehehehehe.

Lolz...are you Yoruba?..if I may ask

And are you Meggy Bonds?...007?

Does she smoke?...my friend, that's a 3-in-1 package o...na only mtn dey give am...does that understand you?

With this level of details and specifics of the content, gat me thinking...Ehis could be/is dicefrost!


Oga you bad small o ...you come dey use your "nini" disturb virgin girl!!

In this kind of situation, in where I come from, we usually ask Ifa...that dude is like the Know-All!...he's incredibly accurate and sh*t, he doesn't collect goats and palm oil...only a cowry, poor dude ...it's not even in use as a means of exchange no more


And hey, I mean those sh*t up there

nickz:
with all this bros
i recommend PANADOL EXTRA

Lolz...panadol extra "the original"?...hard to get these days, so happens that my friend Chukwudi owns a mini-factory making panadol extra too at Aba

Dozie730:
I have not chopped her b4 and neither has it gt anytn 2 do wit that.Businex is businex n she ought 2 honor it cos d content said "borrow me" and nt "give me"

Can I see some signed agreement pls?

You could have just post only your PIN and save me the trouble of reading what I already know!...some girl should just do him a favour and add him up pls

naijaboiy:
*Closes dictionary*

CLAP!! CLAP!! CLAP!!

Lolz...

Warris all dis?...why's everybody in a state of exasperation?...if somebody tries to exercabate you, all you have to do is keep your indignant at amity so that it won't lead you to a tumultuous reaction...but some dudes can be convulsive atimes

Due to a sadly cronking state of the Nigerian economy, most people are a volcano waiting to erupt a gigantic enigmatic doom upon the slightest provocation...but if everybody were to be in this kind of acrimony, there will be no chance for armistice!...pacification is the way forward!!!

Capish!




Hehehe...pls, where can I buy panodol? *sigh*

Like she haven't make up her mind already

Note: she said she's "single" o

Kachisbarbie:
Cc: priscaoge
Softsp arkyy
Nnek amezor
Sam myblaq
Croc z
Unibens tudent
Marieol ae
Logical mindy
....you guys should not even give me that single and loving it...especially u prisca

Lolz...sorry but I'm on freelance now

The 10 commandment in a relationship, the 360 Chapter of keeping him, the rules and principles of marriage, the norms before the alter....and so it continues, all just to keep your man


I bet Ini Edo read all this too, but then that is none of my business

When will people and the world understands that what's good for the "goose" is NOT always good for the "gander"?...world's most misconceived concept! *sigh*

Even the gods understands that I cannot read this long thing finish in one day

Kachisbarbie: In a nutshell? You gonna reset her alignment ba?

Hahaha...edited!