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Ah!...ki lo de na?...all this for the gods?

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.
















ANUOFIA!!!

Buhahahahahahahahahahahah, *rotfl*...wtf?!...hahahahahahahahahahaha...dude, u wicked o..u don kill me already!

I never even ask girls I've dated whether dem gree o or not...me just do my stuff and rap for the 1st day..other days, we talk something different...and the game is on

Peak of shamelessness

Now that's a nice arrangement

From 16Frames' Let's not Pretend (ma favourite)


"I know you all, want someone to care
To find the words when you can not find them yourself
The things you lost, you'll never get back
It's too late, you're just gonna drag out the past"

"This time what are you searching for
The better days you thought you had before
So what if you don't see it anymore
Can you hear what I sayy"

Adofaya: Idiat

Hahaha...now this gat me laughing, very funny!

This story really concern the gods...and the gods are angry!...why?...why?...why?...why would the op come here and lie?...right to our faces?!

benizu: ;Dwho she catch u with abi na u catch her........ Consumer taste?

Yeah...c-h-a-n-g-e i-n c-o-n-s-u-m-e-r t-a-s-t-e!

khukhi: thank you! Some people over do it and end up being like freak in idiots. Time and place counts.

You so right sweetie

Romanciella:

Wia you been all these days?...film section?...yeah, I've been stalking you

Kachisbarbie: yeayea...you got it right baby

Baby?

Just now that I become officially single again, you wanna start e-dating with me?

Kachisbarbie: hahahahaha...your own done be guy!
Visit any deliverance centre around mbok...I for say TBJ- but I don't want building to fall ontop ya head.
So try MFM

What is MFM?...Mountain of Fire and Miracle?

I become single officially like 15mins ago



Reason?...change in consumer's taste

Eh ya...so sad, especially the part where she said "she came back and met her husband doing the woman in their matrimonial bed"...so so sad!





I didn't even read a single line of the long tori

Elvisonjack2: lol..oga u be badoo!! i pity ur wife sha.hehehe

Ah ahn!...I didn't say I'll do anything na, I just said I'll look her and smile

@dicefrost

Pls protect your intellectual by any means...if you can't obtain a copyright for it...type it, print it and mail it to your address with stamp on it (showing the date)...and also email it to your other email account (if you have 2)

By this, you can have every claim to it in the future...don't let some vermins rob you of your work...this story is enough to earn you a nomination in any Writter's Award cos it incorporate family, youth, parent, religion, education and early love.

Bro, polish this thing wella and you gonna be surprised how well it's gonna hit!

If ma wife bring this kind house girl come house, I'll just look at my wife and smile

Romanciella: Rate moi

Absolutely...

Smh

I thought the list's gonna hit 100 as I keep strolling down but



But wait o, after I review the question...wetin go come follow?...analyse the data?...SPSS or Shazam?

Why na every china things no dey last...@op brain


But Samsung babes be like the Runz girls category

Hehehe...Ehis go be like "we can't come this far into the river and not swim it"



^^^but madam you na character o

Did he say charger?...see how person dey reason abeg

First your approach is wrong...what's up pretty lady?, gush!,that line is so for hookers...try and start the conversation by saying something obvious...like "cold drinks, good in calming nerves"...that's after sitting near her o and if actually she's drinking something



My own story now:

Met this girl in bank, after long talk she gave me her number...
Day 1: I called her in morning she said she's in school (no talk)

Day 2: Called in afternoon said she's tired (can't talk),

Day 3: Called in the evening said she's taking a nap...

Day 4: Called in the early hours of night said she's preparing dinner

Consecutively o...

Day 5: called at 10pm, her response "don't call me at night again, I don't do night calls"

Day 6: called just before noon, "she just gave the phone to one very tiny voiced kid that can barely spell his own name to speak to me!"...wtf?!

Registration problem

neoapocalypse: Yes this was petty but can you handle real insults from a woman who is out to infuriate you ? Trust me it is easier done than said.

Like I've never done it before

laplace12: All her pics are edited. Let she post natural pics, like two or three lets see.

And she should do that because?

alexis007: ...i thought i was posting to dicefrost.....abi you are her sister?....and about what i was trying to insinuate....was there any word in my comment that wasn't englsh?

Dude..if u gat nothing to contribute pls begone
There is a positive attitude here