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Romance › Re: Guys What Will You Do If A Lady Slaps You In Public? by Crocz(m): 10:37pm On Oct 02, 2014

Chisus!...did you say slap me?...hehehehe!

The gods will definitely be angry that day and the sky will turn red and the wind will stop blowing and the world will cease for a minute and the ocean will run dry and the fish cease to live in water but on land and the birds will stop flying and on that day, baboons will start living among men!

Hitting a woman is the last thing I'd do when I'm mad but these things will actually happen...if you doubt me, you can ask Mr. Bones

Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by Crocz(m): 8:39pm On Oct 02, 2014

Leyqute: hmmm...see fan

Lolz...but sometimes I feel like smacking his head on the wall to adjust the slacking part of his brain cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Tweets About Her Crashed Marriage by Crocz(m): 7:56pm On Oct 02, 2014

Kachisbarbie: Irreconcilable difference?
Wdf does that 'phrase' mean?

It is the cheapest excuse for a failed marriage...no one wanna take the blame

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Romance › Re: Funnest Couple Of The Year! What a Fun! by Crocz(m): 4:32pm On Oct 02, 2014

Ehwww!...this is absolute *lobish*...see as dem do like two snakes on head on collision

Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by Crocz(m): 2:04pm On Oct 02, 2014

Yes Mrcork is a clown...but this romance section needs him...whenever I wanna laugh, I just open his thread

Lmfao @babies running around like rabbit and sucking booobsi...lolllz

This guy is madt but funnily madt...Mr.Cork, you my independence hero!...yes to independence from those boobsy suckers!...hahaha cheesy

Romance › Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by Crocz(m): 1:10pm On Oct 02, 2014

franzis: Lame minded niggaZ be commenting so much about friendzone... Probably a whole bunch of them are victims or their chicken brains can't decipher the post

Hellooo...my "large brained friend", o ya explain what the dude's trynna pass...looks like you the only Einstein here cheesy

Romance › Re: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by Crocz(m): 8:02pm On Oct 01, 2014

I have no qualms with my "wife" being independent, I kinda like it self cos I love industrious women...but that doesn't mean she'll neglect her primary assignment in marriage o...which is hmmmm..you know wink

Like someone said, the primary assignment of a man is to give woman bele...so let both parties understand the basics grin

Romance › Re: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by Crocz(m): 7:16pm On Oct 01, 2014

MizMyColi: Meaning she's got feisty traits

No way!...you just merge 3 words close to the meaning of a single word o...doesn't work that way, only in maths cheesy

Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 7:13pm On Oct 01, 2014

Take your time bro...this last piece doesn't contain much juice like the rest...so pls, do take your time..no rush!

Romance › Re: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by Crocz(m): 7:03pm On Oct 01, 2014

MizMyColi: You might wanna check up a combo of the words, active + bold + lively

Hahaha...nice try

Now, I have a match grin

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Romance › Re: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by Crocz(m): 6:52pm On Oct 01, 2014

MizMyColi: These are synonyms of "Feisty"
Make your pick.

Synonyms for Feisty include the following:
fiery, spirited, active, bold, lively, sparkling,
vigorous, energetic, animated, have-a-go, courageous,
ardent, game, plucky, high-spirited, sprightly,
vivacious, spunky, mettlesome.

And yet none matches my "VIBRANT" grin

Romance › Re: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by Crocz(m): 6:13pm On Oct 01, 2014

MizMyColi: But that's Feisty!
You prolly don't like the use of the word?

No, I don't...Feisty is not the same as Vibrant, is it? grin

Romance › Re: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by Crocz(m): 5:53pm On Oct 01, 2014

As a man, you won't like someone second guessing your decision, this is what the so called "feisty" ladies do ...yeah, call it whatever, in marriage men always have the final say...when you make one (decision), she feels hers is better...keeps happening at every turn and time, most of them can't keep their marriage (sorry, don't mean to offend no one)

But for me, I'd like to marry a vibrant woman...someone with her own mind, who'd respect my decision (& opinions) as I would hers...smart, courageous and above all, never go amiss in presence of her peer...and not a FEISTY woman!

Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by Crocz(m): 1:51pm On Oct 01, 2014

Hahahaha...hohohoho *rotfl*...finally, he's gone completely nuts

Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria's 54th Report Card!!! by Crocz(m): 1:48pm On Oct 01, 2014

If Nigeria know the Registrar for the school cry

Career › Re: Successful Nigerians Who Never Went To A University by Crocz(m): 1:02pm On Oct 01, 2014

Kachisbarbie: No o
My elder bro schooled there. I don't think they had girls section...it was a boys school.
I schooled @ Holy Saviour's College -Isolo

Happy Independence...lol @ depending on crude oil
@least we have something to depend on

Career › Re: Successful Nigerians Who Never Went To A University by Crocz(m): 12:50pm On Oct 01, 2014

Kachisbarbie: chai...

Igbobi College be raising Patrons since the says of John the Baptist

Tell me more grin

Happy Independence day...but we are still depending on "crude oil"
cry

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Nairaland General › Re: Cute Nairaland Dudes And Divas by Crocz(m): 9:23am On Oct 01, 2014

Romanciella: here we go again.... m not in denial..... durh

Lolz...if you say so

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Romance › Re: Do You All Believe That 85% Ladies do Gossip by Crocz(m): 9:10am On Oct 01, 2014

And 75% of men "shamelessly" take pride in number of females they've slept with

Romance › Re: When U Woo A Girl And She Say's She'l Think About It by Crocz(m): 7:06am On Oct 01, 2014

Punstar: For real??....No proper agreement and definition of terms?. What manner of chics do you date

Haha...like the 3rd day, I just ask her out...after, I give her a gentle french kiss and we're close for that day...other days follows the same trend

Romance › Re: Ladies, Please help answer this imporant questions? by Crocz(m): 10:28pm On Sep 30, 2014

I feel like crying...so pitiful

Nairaland General › Re: Cute Nairaland Dudes And Divas by Crocz(m): 10:08pm On Sep 30, 2014

Romanciella: yea m not.....

Stage 1 is denial grin

...trying not to admit the obvious cool

Nairaland General › Re: Cute Nairaland Dudes And Divas by Crocz(m): 9:58pm On Sep 30, 2014

Romanciella: stalker

Tell me you not impressed grin

Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 7:17pm On Sep 30, 2014

Ehis o!...knew he's bad!!

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