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Dude,ruuuuuuuuuuuun!..she could be a GIANT SEA HORSE!!!


Oni ranu...smh

valmunich: Lol... This your analysis is baseless oo

How is it baseless when I gave the basis for it?...if they are to be the same, they've got to have something in common

Love, Luste and Sexe....lolz

You can only disqualify that assumption and not the basis

My say is that for it to be the same atleast all words must have a letter the same or common to all...Love, Lust and Lex..."L" being the common letter

There you go...else, they are not the same *afterRunningaChisquareAnalysis* *TestofHomogeneity*

Reject the null hypothesis and accept the alternative hypothesis!

*sigh*

Reports indicate it was two terror bomb blasts in the campus that left several dead. Some people who escaped from the area have informed us that the shooting started inside the school premises, they added that from the way things are they believed that scores are dead. At the moment this news was being relayed, a team of three vehicles of the military with two vehicles of FRSC just passed by our citizen reporter heading toward the direction of the shooting.
Details are very sketchy as the shooting is still on going right now.
About 20people reported dead

More details soon

newsrescue.com/breaking-shooting-armed-chase-fce-kano/#axzz3DaIdbjw0

Chai...#ibadan girls too dull ehn!...and that their accent self be like

Romanciella "#myguardianangel" is truly classy...just like that one.





In an unrelated event thou, in light of the worsening economic situation of things since ab initio and ab ovo...it has come to our attention that:

Maybe this guys are still doing secondary school girls
Girl: who are you
Guy: human being ofcourse

Smh vigorously...only this line is enough to get you booted

Is the woman a man? ...looks like a man in a wedding gown

The active vocal leader of Niger Delta militants who seems to always have explanation for everything says Davies, who went public with his alleged findings about the sponsors of boko haram, and ex-president Obasanjo connived to embarrass GEJ.
He said: “I know Stephen Davies. I meet him in 2004 when
he came to my camp with Van Kemedy and told us that he
had the mandate of the European Union, the British
Government, the Church of England and Gen. Olusegun
Obasanjo to negotiate with us to come out of our camps and
meet with the government.
“I was sceptical but after all there ought to be peace. So, I
gave it a chance until Timi Alaibe and others also came. We
negotiated and we came out. I was brought to Abuja with
some of our men and we met with Obasanjo. Thereafter, we
had a very robust relationship: His daughters, other family
members, friends. He was very good to me but he was
Obasanjo’s friend.
“Lately when I started reading about a Federal government
negotiator and Steve Davies name popped up, I was
wandering. Steve Davies, a christain with Boko Haram? How
possible? Until he came out with his report and I found out
that the report made nonsense of all the respect and high
regards I have for him. This is the man who says that
opposition was sponsoring Boko Haram. That was the main
theme of the report; that President Goodluck Jonathan was not
acting to bring these opposition elements who are sponsoring
Boko Haram.
“But all of a sudden, he made a complete somersault. He
never named any member of the opposition. The first person
he called was Gen. Ihejirika. This is laughable. It is common
sensical to ask: was he “high” or something when he said
because any right thinking person, if it is not that so many of
these people are made and sick in Nigeria who parade
themselves as intellectuals with all prefixes and suffixes
behind their names, it is so appalling. When did Ihejirika start
sponsoring Boko Haram? Was it in 2002 when the group
made an Ijira to Yobe, when they had confrontation with
members of the Nigerian Police or was it in 2009 when the
leader of the group, Mohammed Yusuf was extra-judicially
murdered on the orders of President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua,
which they said Ali Modu Sheriff was misdirected the
government for him to be killed?
“What if Stephen Davies had named the President as a
sponsor, what would have happened? So, innocent people
should just be sacrificed? No. It is not right. The President
should be able to discern when this is political.
“Steven Davies is Obasajo’s friend. Obasanjo’s agenda is to
kick out Jonathan from Aso Rock. Obasanjo masterminded it.
I am 100% sure. Steven Davies is Obasanjo’s friend.
Obasanjo brought him to Nigeria. Obasanjo would have told
him there is somebody in Central Bank who is sponsoring
Boko Haram. Steven Davies did not name that but it was easy
to name Ihejirika and Sheriff.
When did Ihejirika start sponsoring Boko Haram? Was it at
time that Ihejirika who was nobody, who was in the
Engineering Corps of the Nigerian Army was sponsoring
Boko Haram? For what purpose? Who gave him the money to
sponsor Boko Haram? Or was it when he became Chief of
Army Staff when some northern elites have been campaigning
going to ICC, calling for trial of this man for committing
genocide? And Shehu Sani and El-rufia who have been at the
top? When did Ihejirika transmute? It is terrible.
“I am so disappointed. I will not deny that I know him, he
was good to me. But I think this is the worst period of his life.
Whatever had happened for him to compromise his position
so brazenly, it will end his career in big disgrace.
“Why was it easy to name Sheriff and Ihejirika but was
difficult to name the man at CBN? Steve Davies should be
ashamed of himself that he would be so cheaply used by
Obasanjo and thinks that he can score a point. I am so
ashamed of him. Their agenda is to continue to embarrass
Jonathan with their friends in the international scene.”

And on Alimodu Sheriff, national scene.”
Also, reacting on the involvement of former Governor of Borno State, the Niger-Delta Activist said
that as a muslim, it was possible that Sheriff may have had an encounter with some members of the group in the beginning and later opted out when it became obvious that their activities were weird.





Obasanjo be like "let's hear what this r*gue have to say"

People!...be happy that they are together...cos they can't procreate and thank Goodness will be the end to a CURSED BLOODLINE

softsparkyy: Some Magas will never leave us alone.....even when we tell them we don't want .......they will keep chanting dat it's from the bottom of their hearts, no strings attached. ......na to de chop they go naaa

Chai!...this one is bad!!..and I like her

Sharp guy baddest guy...@ 20 he's got 3 girlfriends
This guy's gonna be like a hybrid of Tiger Wood and Tuface when he's 30


20, Peak of Playboy!

Tallesty1: Will you continue working for the boss that took your wife's virginity??What will be your next move?

Yeah...just like nothing ever happened
I'll keep finding means to leave thou cos I hate to be bossed, I like being my own boss

I'm just one kind of a guy

Ewwwww, that's dirty and ugly
Kiss yes, that?..absolutely NOT!...I can't even swallow my own back let alone someone else's...and before someone says it, that does not quantify the love you have for someone...I can only do that when lives depend on it

You know what I plan to tell my wife to be?....re: "baby drop and forget your past cos from tonight, I'm the NOW and the FUTURE"!

This is why we advocate to people not to smoke "adulterated weed"...*sigh*


Now this one is sick!

There is a mechanical stretcher that pulls and extend the length of you limbs for you but at excruciating pain...a yoruba adage says "with pain one makes a tribal mark but when it's healed it becomes a thing of beauty"



Things We Do to Look Good *sigh*

Chai...RIP to romance section!

BAIL IS FREE!!!!!!!!!!!....if you have a lawyer I guess

Wooing is fun to do...I donno why someone will want to pass on the chance to

The technique of wooing mature ladies is different from that of young chicks but the concept is the SAME...when you master the BASICS, you've got the CONCEPT

*clearsThroat*
*sexilyBrushMyEyebrow*

Pls what is "condom"?

The greatest lie ever told is the Most Plain lie

The same Kano where farmers says they never see a pinch of fertilizer or an extension agent ever?...Bunkure, Gurjiya axis

Lies upon lies upon lies...a desperate act of desperation for re-election

Arsenal fans been like this since fish dey live inside water *sigh*

Liverpool to score more than 3 goals says my "Oracle Cat" and the guy has never been wrong of anything...I made loads of bucks from "his" predictions at world cup





I'd like to see something like:
Mignolet

Manquilo. Lovren. Sakho. Moreno

Gerrard. Henderson

Coutinho

Sterling. Markovic/Lallana

Balloteli


Sub: Jones, Lucas, Enrique, Suso, Lamber and Borini/Markovic



Looking forward to this man thou: