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All I can deduce from this write up is the op sending a plea *pls don't snatch my bf"!... ![]() |
Aniroly: capital NO, d sister wouldn't be happy or they might still be having an affair without my consent, infact its too riskyYour concent?...I tot you are a man ![]() |
Kachisbarbie: I just wanna thank God for the gift of life...as long as there is life - every other shall fall into place in due time. TULThanks for nominating me @Kachisbarbie ![]() Always will be grateful to Him, He's shown me favours like no other...all I ever had to do is ask and sometimes I just wish it and then it's done...I donno what I do to deserve so much from Him...my greatest fear is that "I may run out of His lifeline someday" but I hope that day never comes I've always been blessed by Him in every aspect...why won't I thank HIM?...I must be the most ungrateful soul on earth after satan himself if I don't |
Hehehe...I love mummy nurse!...they are just the best O ya spread 'em legs let's see if the skin is still on the drum ![]() |
It's personal ![]() |
Niggas been hiding under *drunk history* since time of Black Beard pirate...if I believe he was drunk when he enter the girl domain, I no know wetin cause am...big fat lie! If I was this girl, I'd say goodbye already...but most girls always fear they may not find another person to marry them...that's a negative attitude You own will never pass you bye...and that line is as true as the truth itself Another option is to wait till the outcome of the result...but it's a lengthy process...don't think hospital will do DNA test for you without a court order or permit, the cost involved and torture involved in waiting to know the result! But I can categorically say that this guy is the father of the child and that's about 95% confidence level at 5% error level...this dude is an as*! |
![]() Nairaland is not like a party where you walk to and hook yourself wif a lady and do the after party stuffs...who gives a sh*t if you aint real?...personally, I don't give a skinny as* for any dp...except for some few reasonable and mature people Just here to catch fun...wooing girls on here is like the most stup*d thing since 1914 when ....*history* |
Woman you say?... ![]() |
A man with good heart!...later some girls go say dem no find better husband #issokay |
rokiatu: Gbam!!!Icenberge!...love that film |
Eh yah...you've been mingling with the wrong dudes...only one thing on their minds |
Kachisbarbie: Expert? Hahahaha..Aii ,I'm stalking you!Hahaha...so it appears I'm stalking my stalker and my stalker is stalking me...everywhere you go now, I go too ![]() |
The fact is nobody will ever tell you how or where to make money, you use your brain, intellect, smartness, aggressiveness and get wealthy...most of them in business or investment section are scams...be wise before you get your as* scammed Anyway, you can't scam a broke nigga...so if you are already broke, you are save |
Kachisbarbie: how exactly does online stalking work? Lemme try it.You tell me...you like the expert here |
SmellMyFart: Who is kachisbarbie?Holy Mary mother of Jesus!...where did you crawl out from You donno Kachisbarbie?...she's like Queen regent of romance section! |
Eh yah...so touching ![]() |
I tot I was gonna learn how to stalk here o...woulda love to Some people I just wanna stalk for some reasons: Kachisbarbie Romanciella MrsBreezy Andyblaze (looks like he's in jail again *sigh*) ideee03 (this one sabi hide ehn!), MizMyColi marieolae (this one smile can melt an ice block) temigracie And don't ask me why! |
Lord save me! Just waking up from sleep and feeling thirsty Enter the kitchen and saw dat "damn* Starring, keep starring and starring Grab the cup of groundnut oil on the slab and drink all Thirst quenched |
Chai...exaggeration or no exaggeration, she's guilty as charged...she wouldda done it if the guy didn't find them "in time" ![]() |
dancok: how come u are a free thinker?I think free thinker does not belief in God,can u enlight me.That was suppose to be a sarcasm, where is your sense of humour?...and besides this is a new generation bro |
Kachisbarbie: Patient kwa"Dried crocodile"? *dialling phone number of Wildlife Protection Corps* Calling to report aggravated assault, attempted and eventual murder of a gentle soul of an endangered species which may have taken place some several years ago |
Kachisbarbie: ThankGod for house-helps, and sisters that can help out if the need arises. The husband should also be of helpYeah, the one you advocated...and yes Crocz means crocodile...I like those creatures, they've got stealth to reckon with and they are patient! |
The most painful thing you can do to a guy is "hurt his ego"...anytime he remembers, he goes bonkers |
Se.x is for the unholy souls ...it's filthy and lowly, and does not befit a gentle man*CallingPeopleUntoTheLord* Come ye oh lost Souls and change your ways for the Kingdom of heaven is at hand!!! *bows in angelic manner* |
Virginity again?...*yawns* |
yuncka: This virgin thing don dey enta anoda level oo.This one is evil! |
Parasitic relationship is harmful to the ecosystem! |
It never gonna happen |
Folarinwazzy: Really? ![]() |
And I asked her, why do you like hugging guys...she replied "cos whenever I hug one, I can feel how big he is down below" ![]() Beware guys, they are not doing it to show love...they are actually measuring what you gat |
Kachisbarbie: Who said being a housewife isn't a career?God!...I wish I had met you b4 ur husband! Now I have a choice...and you made it easy |
robosky02: have u finish thinkingHmmm...still thinking o |
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Crocodile is patient? Since when? You sure??