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RomanceRe: Things Women Need To Stop Doing To Each Other. by Crocz(m): 9:39am On Sep 27, 2014
All I can deduce from this write up is the op sending a plea *pls don't snatch my bf"!...cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies: can You Marry A Man Who Dated Your Sister For Two Years by Crocz(m): 11:34pm On Sep 26, 2014
Aniroly: capital NO, d sister wouldn't be happy or they might still be having an affair without my consent, infact its too risky
Your concent?...I tot you are a man cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Gratitude Challenge by Crocz(m): 6:27pm On Sep 26, 2014
Kachisbarbie: I just wanna thank God for the gift of life...as long as there is life - every other shall fall into place in due time. TUL

Cc: Crocz
Sammyblaq
Chibwike

P.S : Where is yungchop my guy ?cry
Thanks for nominating me @Kachisbarbie cheesy

Always will be grateful to Him, He's shown me favours like no other...all I ever had to do is ask and sometimes I just wish it and then it's done...I donno what I do to deserve so much from Him...my greatest fear is that "I may run out of His lifeline someday" but I hope that day never comes

I've always been blessed by Him in every aspect...why won't I thank HIM?...I must be the most ungrateful soul on earth after satan himself if I don't
RomanceRe: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 10:46pm On Sep 25, 2014
Hehehe...I love mummy nurse!...they are just the best

O ya spread 'em legs let's see if the skin is still on the drum cheesy
RomanceRe: Scale Of Importance Whn Choosin A Spouse..... by Crocz(m): 10:37pm On Sep 25, 2014
It's personal cheesy
RomanceRe: Pregnancy Issues....its Urgent Pls...help by Crocz(m): 10:23pm On Sep 25, 2014
Niggas been hiding under *drunk history* since time of Black Beard pirate...if I believe he was drunk when he enter the girl domain, I no know wetin cause am...big fat lie!


If I was this girl, I'd say goodbye already...but most girls always fear they may not find another person to marry them...that's a negative attitude

You own will never pass you bye...and that line is as true as the truth itself


Another option is to wait till the outcome of the result...but it's a lengthy process...don't think hospital will do DNA test for you without a court order or permit, the cost involved and torture involved in waiting to know the result!

But I can categorically say that this guy is the father of the child and that's about 95% confidence level at 5% error level...this dude is an as*!
RomanceRe: The Female Dp Examiner Is Here... Ladies Beware! by Crocz(m): 9:56pm On Sep 25, 2014
cheesy

Nairaland is not like a party where you walk to and hook yourself wif a lady and do the after party stuffs...who gives a sh*t if you aint real?...personally, I don't give a skinny as* for any dp...except for some few reasonable and mature people

Just here to catch fun...wooing girls on here is like the most stup*d thing since 1914 when ....*history*
CelebritiesRe: The World's Tallest Man Meets The World's Smallest Woman by Crocz(m):
Woman you say?...cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Can't I Have A Flawless Relationships? by Crocz(m): 6:51pm On Sep 25, 2014
A man with good heart!...later some girls go say dem no find better husband

#issokay
RomanceRe: LADIES: Do You Ever Get Sick Of The Attention? by Crocz(m): 6:46pm On Sep 25, 2014
RomanceRe: Why Is It So Difficult To Have A Decent Conversation With A Man? by Crocz(m): 6:37pm On Sep 25, 2014
Eh yah...you've been mingling with the wrong dudes...only one thing on their minds
RomanceRe: Are You Being Stalked? by Crocz(m): 6:19pm On Sep 25, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Expert? Hahahaha..Aii ,I'm stalking you! lipsrsealed
...just kidding grin
...No I'm not kidding angry

....Not really I'm kidding...
...kidding? nahhh...I meant every word #StalkerAlert#WatchYoBack#EvilGrin
Hahaha...so it appears I'm stalking my stalker and my stalker is stalking me...everywhere you go now, I go too grin
RomanceRe: How To Know If You Are Romantically Finished by Crocz(m): 6:17pm On Sep 25, 2014
The fact is nobody will ever tell you how or where to make money, you use your brain, intellect, smartness, aggressiveness and get wealthy...most of them in business or investment section are scams...be wise before you get your as* scammed


Anyway, you can't scam a broke nigga...so if you are already broke, you are save
RomanceRe: Are You Being Stalked? by Crocz(m): 6:09pm On Sep 25, 2014
Kachisbarbie: how exactly does online stalking work? Lemme try it.
You tell me...you like the expert here
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: So Karchisbarbie Is Married by Crocz(m): 6:04pm On Sep 25, 2014
SmellMyFart: Who is kachisbarbie? undecided
Holy Mary mother of Jesus!...where did you crawl out from
You donno Kachisbarbie?...she's like Queen regent of romance section!
RomanceRe: Hm,i Dnt Know What To Do by Crocz(m): 5:50pm On Sep 25, 2014
Eh yah...so touching cheesy
RomanceRe: Are You Being Stalked? by Crocz(m): 5:41pm On Sep 25, 2014
I tot I was gonna learn how to stalk here o...woulda love to

Some people I just wanna stalk for some reasons:


Kachisbarbie
Romanciella
MrsBreezy
Andyblaze (looks like he's in jail again *sigh*)
ideee03 (this one sabi hide ehn!),
MizMyColi
marieolae (this one smile can melt an ice block)
temigracie


And don't ask me why!
RomanceRe: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter Than Those With Small Butts by Crocz(m): 5:19pm On Sep 25, 2014
Lord save me!

Just waking up from sleep and feeling thirsty

Enter the kitchen and saw dat "damn*

Starring, keep starring and starring


Grab the cup of groundnut oil on the slab and drink all


Thirst quenched
RomanceRe: One Wrong Turn......true Story by Crocz(m): 5:09pm On Sep 25, 2014
Chai...exaggeration or no exaggeration, she's guilty as charged...she wouldda done it if the guy didn't find them "in time" cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do We Have Sex While Dating? by Crocz(m): 4:34pm On Sep 25, 2014
dancok: how come u are a free thinker?I think free thinker does not belief in God,can u enlight me.
That was suppose to be a sarcasm, where is your sense of humour?...and besides this is a new generation bro
RomanceRe: Career Woman Or House Wife: Which Is Better? by Crocz(m): 4:22pm On Sep 25, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Patient kwahuh Crocodile is patient? Since when? You sure??
...issokay. We have one 'dried crocodile'...lol in my fathers' house. It used to scare us as kids. My dad claims he bought it very expensive. He doesn't joke with it @all...hahaha. You need to see him oiling it. undecided
"Dried crocodile"? shocked

*dialling phone number of Wildlife Protection Corps*

Calling to report aggravated assault, attempted and eventual murder of a gentle soul of an endangered species which may have taken place some several years ago
RomanceRe: Career Woman Or House Wife: Which Is Better? by Crocz(m): 2:32pm On Sep 25, 2014
Kachisbarbie: ThankGod for house-helps, and sisters that can help out if the need arises. The husband should also be of help
-that's why I said, she can have the kids first,within those years, she should further educationally and run a business, teach or work in private orgs that are not too stressful.


So which did you finally choose @Crocz...is 'crocz' -Crocodile?? shocked
Yeah, the one you advocated...and yes Crocz means crocodile...I like those creatures, they've got stealth to reckon with and they are patient!
RomanceRe: What Guys Wish Ladies Understand About Them by Crocz(m): 1:18pm On Sep 25, 2014
The most painful thing you can do to a guy is "hurt his ego"...anytime he remembers, he goes bonkers
RomanceRe: Why Do We Have Sex While Dating? by Crocz(m): 1:07pm On Sep 25, 2014
Se.x is for the unholy souls cheesy...it's filthy and lowly, and does not befit a gentle man


*CallingPeopleUntoTheLord*

Come ye oh lost Souls and change your ways for the Kingdom of heaven is at hand!!!


*bows in angelic manner*
RomanceRe: Virginity Is Grossly Overrated - Opinion by Crocz(m): 1:00pm On Sep 25, 2014
Virginity again?...*yawns*
RomanceRe: Virginity Is Grossly Overrated - Opinion by Crocz(m): 12:59pm On Sep 25, 2014
yuncka: This virgin thing don dey enta anoda level oo.

U so much want a virgin, ryt.?

U got a virgin.

U married a virgin.

And on Ur wedding nyt, am robbers comes to loot Ur wedding present and desides to R*PE Ur Virgin wife, WHAT WILL U DO?
This one is evil!
RomanceRe: Why You Must Send Your Girlfriend A N50 Recharge Card by Crocz(m): 12:54pm On Sep 25, 2014
Parasitic relationship is harmful to the ecosystem!
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A Married Person? What Should I Do? by Crocz(m): 11:58am On Sep 25, 2014
It never gonna happen
RomanceRe: During Hug Who Benefit More,male Or Female? by Crocz(m): 11:54am On Sep 25, 2014
Folarinwazzy: Really?
thanks for the tip
there was a time i told a girl to come to my house the next day,and she agreed to come...a girl coming to my house could only mean one thing,then after our convo,we hugged
then i got home,called her to remind her about our date and she was like she wouldn't be able to make it anymore

so she actually measured my stuff
grin
RomanceRe: During Hug Who Benefit More,male Or Female? by Crocz(m): 10:22am On Sep 25, 2014
And I asked her, why do you like hugging guys...she replied "cos whenever I hug one, I can feel how big he is down below" lipsrsealed


Beware guys, they are not doing it to show love...they are actually measuring what you gat
RomanceRe: Career Woman Or House Wife: Which Is Better? by Crocz(m): 9:01am On Sep 25, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Who said being a housewife isn't a career?
-it's not easy to organise a family, think-out meals, stay up late @ night - especially when you have kids that are nocturnal beings

...but then money must me made grin. You can actually combine both, it's easier when you are married to your friend.
-that's also part of the advantage of marrying on time (if you the type wanna chase your dreams), you can actually have your kids and be with them in their formative years.

...I can't really go for one. Maybe your question should be career woman/full time housewife or something. Every married woman must first be a 'housewife' before forming career anything...lol

I think it's necessary that every woman has a source of income - no matter how little. She shouldn't just be the kinda full-time housewife that sits @home doing nothing.
God!...I wish I had met you b4 ur husband!

Now I have a choice...and you made it easy
RomanceRe: Career Woman Or House Wife: Which Is Better? by Crocz(m): 8:58am On Sep 25, 2014
robosky02: have u finish thinking
Hmmm...still thinking o

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