₦airaland Forum

MrCork: ....serriuoly...r u guys tellin me they don't look like house girls?...they ain't even light skin

teewai3: who d hell is Andyblaze

Olutola88: First, I'll like to give honour to whom honour is due; I doff my hat to the Premier University of Ibadan. I'm doing this because no matter how successful Lionel Messi is, he will still salute Diego Maradona

I know it's normal for people to hate on you when you are a success but the hate non-unilorin students and non-unilorin graduates have for my dearest alma mater is alarming.

Instead of you people to think of how you'll advise your younger ones to dream of gaining admission into the best University in Nigeria, you are there hating for nothing.

Some of the critics say Unilorin rush their students and that they don't use more than two months to complete a semester. This statement infuriates me so much but I try to laugh each time I hear such. For your information, the problem you people are having is that, the Nigerian factor makes you people see what is “right” as “wrong” and what is “wrong” as right. University of Ilorin operates the ideal, standard and logical academic calendar; they resume a new session in September/October and close June/July. Each semester, they have 15weeks of Lectures and 4 weeks is always dedicated for exams. You people feel it is wrong because you are used to using 18months for one session. It's not your fault, it's normal for pauper to accuse the rich of profligacy for washing his hands with Eva water.

Some uninformed ones amongst you say Unilorin students are not sound. That statement always pushes me to hit hammer on someone's head but I always remember the penalty for murder + my Alma mater taught me not to be violent. Whether you like it or not, an average Unilorin graduate is Smart. Regardless of the department they finished from, they never disappoint. I am a proud graduate of the better by far University. whenever I speak in a gathering of intellectuals, the first question they ask me is “What University did you finish from” and the second question is always; “did you finish with a first class” and I always respond with No, I finished with a 2.1.

I would avoid writing an epistle for the sake of lazy readers. Nevertheless I'll like you to tell me of that university that combines the good qualities of a public university with the desirable hallmarks of a private university. In genetics, it is called hybrid. Unilorin is a hybrid university.

What more do you want from a university if the university offers you sound Education, grooms you in character, allows you to plan you life accordingly, gives you access to quality Information & Communication Technology, provides an avenue for a work&study programme, makes available your certificate and Academic transcript a day after your graduation, makes sure you are @ the NYSC camp 4 months after your final papers etc

Even the private universities we have cannot meet that record of making available University Certificate and Academic Transcript 4 months after your final exams.

Why the hate? Why the subjective criticisms? Why not join the winning team? The yorubas will say: “Gba fun oga e ” which means accept that your master is your master. You people should be proud that An exceptional institution like the University of Ilorin is a Nigerian University.

On a final note, If you are not a student or Alumnus of the better by far university, the University of Ilorin, do yourself good by getting one as friend.

Andyblaze:
Met a girl at the BusStop after lectures today and we started talking about trends in Nigeria, then we delved into matters of Ebola. I educate her about the
Ebola virus and all she could do to appreciate me after I request for her number was tell me to give her mine instead that she'll call. I gave her and she i save my phone number as "Ebola guy" why are
some ladies just wicked?





#BITG

Shaakasi: Hmmmmmmm na wa ooo
So wat shld some1 like me who is 110% faithful do?
It is well

Andyblaze: But everyone insult me infact check out my new thread to see I'm a real dunce

Dreyl: Spacegoat

Andyblaze: me or her

mstik: andyblaze

MizMyColi: Is it just me?
or is anyone else tired of very Long and INCOMPLETE Posts?

Oh!, maybe he's copying and pasting typing the second one.

priscaoge: Ok. Now back to ur question. The character a man exhibits while dating a girl might change once they get married for some certain reasons. You might see something in a beautiful girl which attracted u to her to d extent of marrying her,@ d end of d day u won't see that anymore. It might start affecting ur marriage. A lady who doesn't know d rudiment of Matrimony will find it difficult to run her home without a househelp. Her husband may be the type that doesn't like househelp around. So this will automatically change d man's character towards her.

Some guys that smokes/drinks/Womanize etc may pretend to have stopped those things just to marry her,after marriage he will go back to those habits which the girl will find irritating and once she complains,the man will say that she nags.

priscaoge: I don't understand,explain what u actually mean here.

marieolae: Really,she jumped into the water?. This is serz business oo. Go nd see a prophet nd let him interpret. Wat happened in ur life. Lool sorry but the story is really. Funny tho

Romanciella: Thats enough

softsparkyy: Queen without picture?

Logicalmindy: Sweerie...do you realise that you ain't even light skinned?

benromeo39: what is this one saying? Why must dimwitted orangutans connect beauty with age? Die in silence. if u can't Stfu and let these ladies have fun, simply unfollow the thread. (this one doesn't know who he is messing with).

MisterLongman: In Corkpikin's voice "Are you lightskin"

Romanciella: *blushing*

benromeo39: oga, shift abeg, don't bore us with ur attention seeking.

Qinbeauty, we are waiting o, if u don't make queen, maybe they might give u crown princess.

benromeo39: who made this one prime minister?

MANGAM: So they ve taught u how not to upload ur profile pic? As Mrcork will put it, are u light skin? And if u are not, Airforce1 will say, she can't even bleach. This is where temigracie rules. Pls look for ur kingdom in another section

MizMyColi: Who is she? Anyhoo that was me being subtly sarcastic.

Romanciella: holla