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Asek1: Question for the gods




















Btw, wetin this thing dey do for romance section

That's cos stuffs on this romance section is dulling...so I decide to cheer people

A man arrested on suspicion of murder and was interrogated by police in custody:

Police: Did you kill Chief Agumba?

Suspect: Me kill ke?...I can't even kill a cockroach let alone a human

Police: *slaps suspect*

Suspect: yeeeeeeeeh!, I said I no kill am na

Police: *smacks suspect head on the wall*..did you kill Chief Agumba?

Suspect: wait..*crying* *nose running*..I'll confess, I'll confess

Police: Did you kill Chief Agumba?

Suspect: yes I killed him

Police: so why didn't you carry the money?

Suspect: after I killed him and he begin to shout...*crying*, then I say lemme go and come back later to carry the money



Did this guy killed Chief Agumba?

Dude...you still young, you can kill the urge

A yoruba adage says "it is at small size you begin to cut the branches of Iroko tree cos when it grows, it will be out of hand"

marieolae: Money money money

Yeah...separating women and money is like separating monkey and banana

All women are naturally wealth mongers and men predicament is beauty!

Tallesty1: *sighs* No guy is poor or of low quality. The highest naira note we have is 1k so any guy that has it is among the richest here.


Talking bout quality in the sense you presented it here, every guy has a desirable quality and every lady has what she wants in a guy and once she sees a guy that has it, she will automatically stick to him no matter what.

Love, dating and marriage are mysterious, we really can't understand them.

No guy is poor (yes) or of low quality (I don't agree)...some men are just not marriage material


All others of what you said is absolutely spot on!

The "poor" here is not of the measure of a man's pocket but of a standard quality, good quality. When I see some women struggling in their marriage and how beautiful they are, I wonder how they've got themselves into these predicaments. But then, I realised how tough it is for beautiful girls to make up their minds about a man to marry among several suitors and in most cases, the best sweet talking womaniser or best lavish spender wins. And the average not so rich guy with good loving heart and would have make a better husband ends at the losing end.

So what do you think is the cause?

*In spirit*..
*speaking in tongues*..
*ding ding ding*...
*message recieved*...
*decoding*...
A message straight from Heaven:

This is the kind of stuff I flush down here:

Kiss: Romanciella
Slap1: MrCork
Slap2: MrCork
Slap3: MrCork
Slap4: MrCork
Slap5: MrCork
Slap6: MrCork
Slap7: MrCork
Slap8: MrCork
Slap9: MrCork
Slap10: pending for MrCork

Can I do that?

Hmmm...a thread for MrCork!

Waiting patiently for him to enter...

If u aint white you aint a woman -from the watery brain of *MrCork*

When I begin to read some threads on this romance section, I feel for the future of this nation...when will people we call professionals learn to do their jobs?

Had the doctors and gatemen at whatever "psychiatric home" this "poncupine" craws out from done their jobs...I wouldn't have read this garbage...*sighs and shake head*

Confused man trying to put an already confused girl in an absurd confused conundrum, who is in a confused relationship with a man who may also be confused about the feelings of the confused girl...
In the voice of my almost dwarf black bald teacher "confusion theory" states that:

marieolae: Fresh and hot!! These girls are on fire!!!

Fresh yes...hot?..I don't fink so

I donwanna sound like an as*...bt seriously lesbians and gays makes me wanna puke


And she even said they go to church!...chai!! #issokay, what do you expect when all preachers in church ever mention is donations and tithe...say all sins are equal *stealing, cursing, backbiting, killing, witchcraft all same!*...SMH vigorously

A lesbian can't raise my child...we may not divorce bt that's me being generous

This story may be a cooked story but doesn't mean some girls these days don't do it...some that have decided to live a career life and never to get married, look for handsome man just to have cute child...it's called "selective breeding"
They won't let the man know they had his child

It's true cos I've been there b4

I'm sorry, I just wake up...what century are we again?


Cos weeding niggas been trolling romance section since 208BC

HBD sweetie

Can I have a "spoon" ?

Although, her bikini contibute to influence my choice...they should be n*de,just to be fair.

Even still, assets will dictate the choice

1 and 3 run it close

Mehn, that last babe be like Great Khali...that one fit break person bone o

missyhorlah: M 1year old

Oh no! ...tell me u are not in the toil*t with mummy's phone right now

missyhorlah: what is this one saying baii?

Oh!..my bad, I should have asked...how old are u exactly?

MrCork: ...me and this chick gatsz to kondo...serrrriouly! ...moi want some!

She's not even light skin...and never been to London
Lolz

MrsChima: Don't think oga will approve.

Lolz...oga cannot approve o

missyhorlah: who kiazsebi he wan kill me too ni

"Screaming" is not of pain o bt pleasure...if you are feeling pain during sex, you better stop him and change position

What's the point of sex if you can't feel pleasure?

MrsChima: Well I did teach my hubby a few things. (Clearing throat)

Lolz...you can teach me some too

Niggas be like can I hit that big sh*t?...when they've got d*cks, size of my middle finger...smh

I like ma girls with reasonable pound of meat on their bones thou...slim girls won't just cut it for me; twist-able or not

missyhorlah: I can mk him scream too o

All I need to do is pin his john bull to the bed,or use my blade on it

You wan kill person be that o

[quote author=MrsChima][/quote]Maybe few...doesn't occur naturally to men thou
Only the lady can teach her bf...except he already knows how

Jealousy is what's killing the ladies

Eatery is always a romantic spot for me...bt that doesn't mean I'll have a permanent dining table there when I'm married...olorun maje!

If she aint gonna cook my food, I'll head to kitchen and do the cooking myself

Tallesty1: Well, A sister somewhere has been praying and fasting just to have him, seems like God has heard her prayer.

What prayer?...make that sister hear you ehn, she tell u say she dey pray to God make Him give her husband wey no go fit f*ck abi?

MrsChima: A terrible lover can make a woman scream.

Lolz..true sha
There is difference btw love making and f*cking