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mind your business.
Never take ana advice,however how ridiculous and frivolous it may sound for granted.
Create a limit or know the extent at which you chop n clean mouth.
Hone up your verbal and written skills.
most men of God are scams,,big one..


know your lane.
Don't poke your nose unnecessarily in anyone's biz.
Don't take a second look at a pretty girl however how tempted you may be.

don't know if my brain has taken a break already... For days,I can't seem to make out any meaningful bars with this rhymes... ----Limelight and dark knight------ -----Hurricane and Lidocaine(an anesthetic) -----volcano and Rhino ------torpedo and tornado----

delerx:
I am a pharmacist but so sure this guy is a new bee in the comb. Wait till after some years and see how ur banking and engineering friends r doing. Or u think it's by those flashy cars company's give them . The truth is that we r not without jobs, @least a 100k salary is sure for a new bee.in years to come I see the profession going down the drain

Going down d drain?Why??
Engineering friends,,how may of them get recruited into oil firms,,a lot of them are laying off workers talkless of recruiting.
one of my friends graduated with a first class in Mech engnr and did his masters in mechatronics and tunneling,Michigan for that matter,and yet searched far and wide with no job,he went for ACCA after 4yrs before getting recruited as an ET in diamond,yet,got laid off recently,,

I actually expect you to be learned but you appear kind of ignorant,I've once worked as an EA in union bank in d marketing department,targets are fvcking crazy,,8-10pm everyday and sometimes 11,12pm,no time for my family,nothing,,A civil service job is better,,Private works are overhyed.jor

femi4:
Imagine 100k a month? When a trainee in my field goes home with 300k in engineering field

trainee in what field? How many trainees get recruited by oil companies per year?Engineering students constitute the greatest percentage of unemployed graduates,,,Even with a masters,,you probably stand no chance.

It's very hard to get into oil firms,,very very very difficult..
Nnpc,chevron, shell,haliburton are laying off workers talkless of recruiting..I have a lot of them as friends and I pity them a lot..
A lot of them after years of fruitless job searching go into finance sector after getting ican,MBA and ACCA.. apparently contravening the career path.

Kol4grin01:
I stopped reading ur shit immediately i jumped (yes, i meant jumped cos i did knew wat d content wld b lyk) to engineering n i saw u wrote dis "Is it computer science which you don't even need to study to know more about it than the graduates themselves". If u achieved dat without studying it, den i guess u shld b mad by now. Cos codes turns head nutts sharpaly dan juju itself. Do u knw how much organization who doesn't joke with dia secret does with real tym hackers? Dia lyf depends on it. They keep looking 4 ways to block loop holes away from other black hats. Still dis black hats penetrate into anytin dey want. Do u tink programming language is a related to ur dialect language which u can mess with? Or networking which is a Course on its own. If u no get beta tin to write abt, shut ur device down biko

Baba,don't beat around d bush.How many computer grads sabi programming?Ehn?You don't even need to study computer science to be a veteran at programming,,Bro,the op is right..

Your list is kinda right anyway...A lot of people won't say d truth.

cruzita:
make I no lie ,it irritates me



but it shouldn't be a problem



super glue don finish ?





But op u need to do something about it.its really disgusting to see such thing in the morning

Sumtin like?Abeg!!Any help u can render,,Help me!!I mustn't lose this girl...

OdikwaRisky:
Hehehehe
Op stop fornicating

Guy,as I dey look am,d tin go turn marriage ooo!

Saw this lady in a bank couple of months ago,her radical countenance,facial beauty coupled with her Perfect physique are out of this world,she was d most beautiful creature I had ever seen in my entire life,I hardly ask a girl out,in fact,I find it difficult to give them a look regardless of the level of beauty,Probably due to my middlingly misogynistic nature...We were actually adjacent to each other on 2 different queues. (U know that bank pattern stuff when ure trynna make a transaction na)
I noticed she was actually looking at me,,as per say my optic nerve sharp well a even though I wasn't looking her direction.Side view tins!!

After all d transaction,I went out and pretended to be making a withdrawal under d pretext of waiting for her to come out and make my move...

She got out,walked up to her,few intros,asked for her digits and we got along..In fact,apart from her beauty,she has a lot of good attributes of a future wife,,very respectful,No vulgarity and ***y

we've been into each other for quite some time,She came to spend her weekend in my place,we had *** for d first time,many rompings and moanings overnight and we slept..

I woke up to discover my saliva drooling from my mouth as usual,d tin don cover half of my 8ft bed, she actually woke up earlier,I noticed a change in her behaviour and compelled her to know what's wrong..She told me I was drooling a large volume of saliva from my mouth when she woke up and it turns her off to an enormous extent..She said twas so irritating?She actually has some bad attributes,but I overlooked that..


Abeg,Na me dey control myself when I dey sleep ni?
Over to u guys/ladies in relationship,If your partner does drool,does it turn you off??

Also,Does sleeping with one's mouth agape like a hippo turn you off? abeg,no be us dey control yourself when we dey sleep...

greatgod2012:
My mentor!

Still finding it difficult to believe this great woman is actually gone!



May her soul continue to rest in perfect peace.

Mentor?Are u a pharmacist/pharmacy student?

nishola17:
1) Nigerian Brewries ( their remuneration package is superb)
2) Shell / chevron/Exon Mobil
3) FIRS

Do u have any idea about how much Breweries pay for an entry level grad?

flightz:
how dare that fuckinggg school tell me to repeat? fuckkkk them till infinity

Lwkmd..
make person dey repeat+Slow academic calendar again..

Na which year dey wan make person graduate..

Na money ooo!!

I was having a discourse with one of my colleagues couple of weeks ago,this nigga is actually a medical officer in a national hospital(one of highest paying for docs in d country)He then brought up the issue of how poorly d docs get remunerated in the country compared to their contemporaries in private firms(Telecoms,banks and O&G)

Nigga started complaining about d start up salary of an entry grad as an executive trainee/EA in d bank OR a field engineer in schlumberger/an insurance marketer/Accountant in d likes of dextroit and KPMG being more than that of a consultant,that which is d zenith of his career..
Na one question I ask am,Na who send you make you pick Medicine,he was actually myopic and only joined d bandwagons in filling d course during jamb having no modicum of sensitisation nor awareness what d thingy holds for him in future ultimately.He isn't satisfied with his remuneration as a doc,even though,he's still comfortable to a reasonable extent.

Vividly,one needs no soothsayer to relay d fact he has no modicum of passion for his job,Na money he dey Find..

As I'm typing, Nigga is doing his MBA in Michigan hoping to switch to d finance sector...

please i'd like detailed information about this line of career. What are the future prospects, promotion, provision for retirement, job security and how much it pays for entry level. Medical/pharmaceutical sales rep all the way.... contributions are needed please.

floragregs:
stop deceiving yourself by quoting yourself. Only a dumb nairalander wouldn't know those with multiple accounts! Arrogant boy.

Lwkmd Savage comment..

ireneeony:
Nice speech..
Not just Nigerian men, most black men.

Gosh i hate black men sometimes.

ode,is your Dad not a black?Ode amugbo!!

sugarbeesmith:
his younger sister is my class mate and she tall pass all of us

So that means he isn't 20 right?Coz you're just saying something concerning his younger sis being your colleague.
The age's false.

egopersonified:
we that are 6ft11 minus one foot are not showing ourselves

lol,,,,you're 5ft and 11inches.

Do you like gap teeth,,As for me,it's a No,But I can manage the ones with little/insignificant spaces between there front incissiors.

The tin resemble vampire fang,especially some abnormal ones with spaces above 4-5cm.

The smile go con be like say Devil dey cry.
Some people like it though,especially ladies.


So what's your take on it?

slimcious:
Lol. I have 2sales that work with me in the same territory. You don't have to be pharmacist to be a medical rep

Don't mind that guy jareh,,Although,they give pharmacists priority sha.
is it a multinational or a local pharm company sir??
Heard it's tough to get into a multinational.

akereconfi:
Me and friends

What course did you study bro?

evanscheck:
Where is everyone

Sir,Are u a superintendent pharmacist or a Med rep or a clinical pharm?Which of these are you sir?

O ye NMA chumps.. I need you to start Crying Foul. it's a Nice development, I must admit. Kunlexic Bukkiminat Sisiafrika Ajpharm adeoladrg samgreuc Sogodinho Oliviariims Evanscheck And other Pharma in The House. NUC has ultimately woken up from its Slumber.

mizzbouqui:
Hmph

Any problem

DedeNkem:
You've confirmed you're actually brain-dead.
You don't know what "huge" means? Wow!

Have you heard about dictionary? You're probably too d*umb to know to use it. Go beg a primary school student to guide you through.

Bros, Take pity na!!why are you this wicked?The deluded chump must be crying his eyeballs out of its sockets right now.
Lwkmd!!You are mad

TrapQueen77:
I'm juz 5'1 ...imagine if I date a guy who's only 4'10 ?

Oooyah, I can't

Choi!!That's short o lol the combo go bad. not only that,Your children go dey curse you for future ni.

TrapQueen77:
I'm already a short lady... I don't want to date a shorter guy than me

Whats ur height?Let's see if you're really short.

ireneony:
Sandoki is real..
She always put her real pic on her profile.

That pic is not her pic, she probably like the pic and decide to use it.

I have seen sandoski real pic alot of time.

Op is jobless

Post her real pics here and let's see. Yeye dey smell.

As for me,it's an utter No.
No matter how good looking you are if you like,look prettier and have a better shape than mizzbouqui
I'm 5'8,I can manage a lady who's 5'9 or at most 5'10.
Anything above that,it's a total No.
What's with walking and struggling every now and then to look above your wife's shoulder.Sh!t mehn!!

it'll even be way more embarrassing on the wedding day when your head isn't up to your wife's bicep.(She go come wear heels on top again).
lailai!!