₦airaland Forum

Oliviaarims:
Ohhh,that story's so long...feeling lazy to read that stuff ryd now. Lord,pls,remind me to get bk to it later....

David4best:
You cannot expect me an handsome guy to date or marry ugly girl. There are beautiful girls with good character. There is no girl on earth I cannot confront or approach. I have the spirit/mind of Lion. There is no ugly person in my family lineage. We are beautiful & fair/light skinned people. I cannot polute the family with ugly wife & ugly children. Many ugly girls have bad character also. No one is perfect. Look 4 the girl u can tolerate

Kestolovee95:
That's my Igbo wife. My children with be damn intelligent. linda weds me! hahaha *Dancing awilo* on the aisle.

ayoolanr:
STFU......YOU CVNT!!!! MASTURBATE AND DIE YOU DI*CK SUCKING GAYBRIEL!!!

croSStodds:
why reiterating 'gay' over and over again?This alludes how enormous foolhardiness has culminated in your wizened brain.it's just so perspicuous your emphasis on 'gay' substantiates the fact you're a clueless,hopeless and obnoxious archetype of gayism.you even lack the intellectual adeptness and grammatical proficiency to indulge in a confabulation with me.I spit on your opaque future. I'm sure that's what you do,so do yourself a favour by not exposing yourself.

ayoolanr:
Bish! Get a life and stop wanking off to men's posts on nairaland!!! What a gay!!!!! You are a disgrace to your fellow gays!!!

ayoolanr:
LOl....dude keep your head on!!! Go suck your boyfriend's di*ck or something, you pharkin gay!!!!

lawanson44:
Ok..you've been noticed! Now shift!! Ewu!

Shymm3x:
That's the classic unintelligible Igbotic Ingrish induced by biitch arse emotions.

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ayoolanr:
I ain't gonna lie, it seams the S' Easterners have the most sort after women in the country when one considers education and beauty all together! Its like the northern girls are beautiful but mostly uneducated, then the south western girls are more educated but Ugly....But the South East balances it out!!!!LOL

ayoolanr:
I ain't gonna lie, it seams the S' Easterners have the most sort after women in the country when one considers education and beauty all together! Its like the northern girls are beautiful but mostly uneducated, then the south western girls are more educated but Ugly....But the South East balances it out!!!!LOL

lawanson44:
Why do you keep using this same lines of sucking mum on everybody who accosts your stupïdity on Nairaland? It seems your worthless mother abused you sexually as a child by putting your ugly ewedu face to suckle on her punny and you think everybody's mum is like that! By the way you mo.ron, that girl is someone I know personally and we campaigned heavily for her on the official Anambra facebook page. So you can go continue sucking your mum's deginerated, withered white-haired stinking vulva while your junkie of a father rams his rod into your anus tonight! Fooolish Yoruba7stard twart!

misspicy:
Okay lesson learnt...ngwanu,people should take life easy,everything should not be taken seriously.....hian,i taut nigerians are d happiest people on earth,if we all take d issues in this country seriously,most people will be dead by now...

I saw a crippled guy d oda day by d road side,he dropped from a vehicle buh he cnt walk his crawling on d ground,so a vehicle coming did not see d guy,almost hit him,if not for some people that dragged him to safety,do you know that after everything d criple laughed it off with those that saved him,why did he not start selfpity or crying....we need to encourage people to see humour in themselves,not pity them and encourage selfpity which will only lead to depression...i for one am not perfect buh i laff off my imperfection,coz i didnt create mysef,if one girl reject op coz he is short,anoda girl will accept him coz he gat a heart of gold...this is how i viewed d posz before commenting thank you

AfroKnight:
Lol. But 5ft1? I'm not sure I can allow my sister date someone like that.

flawlessT:
Short guys sha ,I love tall guys tho

dhummystecah:
see this one! I have potentials and still gaining more. An aspiring biotechnologist, a writer, A+ in house chores, humble, kind and so on.

Juillianne:
My dear, please discontinue the medication. that was exactly what happened to me 3years ago. I almost went mad but for God's Grace. I was rushed back to the hospital and the doc. asked me to discontinue. It was a terrible experience. And till today, I still ve that Ciprotab in my bag, whenever a Doc/Pharmacist want to precribe malaria drugs for me, I will just remove the Ciprotab from my bag and tell the doc/Pharmacy dat i'm allergic to Ciprotab. Lol. I would ve been roaming the street mad now if not for God. #SayNoToCiprotab #AllergicToCiprotab

melzabull:
Talking about yam leg, the bride is abimbola, she has yam legs and she is yoruba, so try again.

The bizzare accent cant be worse than the fact that yorubas dont know how to pronounce vowel sounds which they replace with the letter 'h' and vice versa

The ridiculous head shape i know is the yoruba conehead accompanied by the tiger-claw scarface

Exxel may be a simpleton but you double as a despicable dunce.

Congrats to the couple. Nice creative idea @photoshoot

exxell:
So the guy couldnt find another Igbo girl to marry? Is he aware that his children will become hybreeds? And to think he is mixing it with a Yorubasstard is even more annoying. Igbos, stop marrying from other tribes that are not Igbo. They are making you loose your unique identity.... Be full blooded Igbo... Not mixed Igbo!!

kabeerhabe:
people are showing off with FIRST class certificates... na Dog be your own.. na wa for this people ooo

barcaboi:
lol...u can have him....but bring along a doctor, a carpenter and a cleaner along when u wanna come carry him....the doctor incase he injures u a little; the carpenter to measure the coffin if he goes for ur throat instead and the cleaner to wash the blood from the floor and pack remnants if he decides to eat u whole.....just jokes.....he looks cute but a real beast; defends my territory like a true alpha......
How's ur caucasian btw; hope it's eating well now