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Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs The Mrc's. . . . .bring It On by Crude(m): 7:04pm On May 25, 2009
Oldie. . . . . . . . .Wats up man? Leave that Punky-Grungy-RoosterDrinker alone. . . . . , talking to him is a waste of time
Rap Battles / Re: Who Say Igwe No Fit Rap? by Crude(m): 7:02pm On May 25, 2009
Wats come upon some fellas? They'r all washed-off
Bunch of bromides. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: The Game Or 5o Cent? by Crude(m): 11:22am On Apr 16, 2009
A-40:

Baba i just gentle this night lol i no fit shout grin grin

I have told Sauron to speak with his friend 50 and advice him to quit the rap game ASAP after his next album Before i self-destruct which is the best title he can give it because he has run out of stuff to rap about

Dowg, better spit that shit out like sour phlegm. . . . . . If u need more conviction, go listen to "This is how we do" i think that song was meant to tell us who's the best. . . . . .check the styles, check the flows and isht . . . . . .then come back here and tell me who's better
Rap Battles / Re: Seriously, Once And For All;who's Better Mode9 Or Rugged? by Crude(m): 10:53am On Apr 16, 2009
If u know wat real rap requires, u would'nt have mde that utterance, the question is not "Who is better? Ruggedman Or Mode9" The question is "Who the Fukk is Ruggedman?"
Rap Battles / Re: Tha Signature by Crude(m): 10:49am On Apr 16, 2009
How about somthn yim wise discussion. . . . here goes my contact . . . . . . .big_crude@yahoo.com. . . . . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Tha Signature by Crude(m): 8:17pm On Apr 14, 2009
Hey i'm sorry dowg, it's (big_crude@yahoo.com)

Rap Battles / Re: Creative Lyrical Writings: Rank Your Creativity And Grow by Crude(m): 3:20pm On Apr 10, 2009
ofokasibe:

hahaha u can say that again bitch !and where has ur ugly ass been all this while. ??

Hahahahahahahaha I was busy smacking ur mama from behind,. . . . . . . .u know working that ass like a churning booty butta. . . . .she like "Oooouuusss! Phuck 04kas Dad, that freaking pansy wont hate it anyway" grin grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: 4 All Rappers by Crude(m): 3:07pm On Apr 10, 2009
@Shaz
Lmao
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 2:42pm On Apr 10, 2009
@04ka
Ohhh! I hate internet gangstering, why dont ya meet me on tha block n let's drop it down for real Well, 04ka mothafuccka, i aint gone barter words wiv ya, no matter wat, cos i'm renouncing. . . . . . i mean i'm abstaining from talking to retards geddit?!


@Jduck
U still on fire dowg. . . . . . . . .been a long time man


@dxsnipe
Dope
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 2:44pm On Mar 31, 2009
Hey wat's with the battle threads?
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 2:40pm On Mar 31, 2009
Yeah! That's why he runs the thread that never stays unvisited . . . . . . .Big ups Tha Brid
Rap Battles / Re: Creative Lyrical Writings: Rank Your Creativity And Grow by Crude(m): 2:38pm On Mar 31, 2009
@04ka

U's an unblended retarded vermin, always startn isht wiv som1. . . . . .stupid ass
Rap Battles / Re: Whu Wants 2 Go Topicals? by Crude(m): 2:35pm On Mar 31, 2009
Ibime, u should start the lyrical fire dowg
Rap Battles / Re: The Beef Is On by Crude(m): 2:32pm On Mar 31, 2009
Tha 9 is ma man thou, but5 i'll like toa hear tha cat that ripped him open
Rap Battles / Re: Tha Signature by Crude(m): 2:29pm On Mar 31, 2009
@Ganjamind

Where the eff have ya been these friggin days? Neways, ill on dowg. . . . .but wat about somthn confidential witcha. . . . . . .as in a tete-a-tete. . . . .holla ! moi


bigcrude_@yahoo.com
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by Crude(m): 6:27pm On Mar 09, 2009
(Grabs tha mic, check it, 1,2. . . . . . . . . . .then. . . . . .

Niggi tell me when u gon stop nauseatn this rap section
It's dead already n sick cats are strivin for resurrection
Postin encyclopaedic clap-trap that aint got no definition
No magnitude, no attitude, no function, tsk! no direction
Certainly u're the reason Nas sang R.I.P to Hip Hop
Ur style would take u nowhere farther than junction "STOP"
I aint dissin, i'm simply stryna implant some sense in u
And if deep down ya holla fukk Crude, then fukk u too



Gangster wannabe, Bayi gangan lo ti mi lo. . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: List Your 5 Best Rap Beats Or Instrumentals Of All Heads.strictly For Real Heads by Crude(m): 2:22pm On Mar 05, 2009
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhehehehehehehehehehehehehehihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohoho. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh my my, Said by Who?!
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs The Mrc's. . . . .bring It On by Crude(m): 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2009
Yeah! The treads do need ressurection. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It'll take eternity b4 battles like the Star wars is gon be held on nairaland. . . . . . . .Nod head pitifully n walk away
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by Crude(m): 2:12pm On Mar 05, 2009
R.I.P Rap Thread. . . . . . . . . . .

Black shirt, black glove, black sox, black glass
Black hole, black suit, Black tie, Black hats
Wat i see b4 me are spruced undertakers n Closed coffin
Rap puppets dont give a pin while rap heads are mournin
Throw me in a casket n close it like that's wat i got comin
Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Easy E, i hear em souls callin
Somebody wake me up i mustta been in the mid of dreams
I cant discern wat's ahead of me so i flash my high beams
I'm dead n i'll ebb away while ya'll still catch ur daily bread
No misconception i'm simply reppin Nairalands Rap Thread



A minute Silence for the Dead Thread. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Rest in peace
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs The Mrc's. . . . .bring It On by Crude(m): 2:41pm On Mar 01, 2009
ofokasibe:

crude bitch ~ if hiphop was about writing jargons and jaga jaga
even eedris abdulmalu would do hiphop better than u~listen crude
take a look at my cv~ we spell nairaland's doom like no other
whose known to torment even the mods themselves ?
none other than the fucking mrcs~crude ur better off fcukin urself
lyrically sound~the mrcs rep hiphop like its our fathers name
son u are next to die ~ but first fokas gonna get u permanently maimed
whose responsible for the death of the rap threads ~ the mrcs
when u come to nairaland who are d 1st motherfuckers that welcome u?the mrcs
flowshow is away in dublin~ ofoka's reppin the throne like skala
yous about to be bust open~ with punchlines as big as israelis sheller
am disappointed crude ~ how u gon come to battle foka with bars below par
even ibime would fair better than u~ and ibime is just d toy version of mystical grin
crude son ~ you are lamer than chamotex rappin at his own 40th birthday
facing foka the mofuckin mrc flame spittin viper ~ son u are next to get slained
punchlines insane ~bitch my balls are bigger than a republican mccain
crude the disgruntlked animal just startled his teacher like a dose of cocaine
if i spare d rod then i will spoil this child~shaz pls get me the fcukin cow's cane

******HERE LIES THE REMAINS OF CRUDE WHO GOT SLAINED AFTER A ROUND ONE BATTLE WITH OFOKA THE 2009 MRC FLAME SPITTIN VIPER ! what next biacth !***




ofokasibe:

CRUDE'S LYRICAL EXTERMINATION OFOKA VOLUME ONE.SHAZ VALENTINE SERIES !

@crude

ofoka the flame spitting viper coming thru~time to give the mrcs a BIG win
flows larger than d atlantic ocean~ofoka's bouta throw this caution to the wind
a retardo general i am~see my c-caution got crude seeing triple visions
lyrical arson~this criminal's punchline is compared to that of mike tyson's
crude must surely BE seeing double stars~ like he got stomped by 1000 m-bisons
lyrical assasins~ even jet li got his name changed to ofokasibe-li
crude is a liar like bruce lie~ ofoka's known to kick the rap game like bruce lee
lyrics filled with red flames~ ofoka spits more fire than komodo dragons
stop this jargon ~ ofoka multis are constructed like molue buses riding on lagos faragons
lyrical termination ~ at its very best ~ ofoka is officially crowned the nairaland best
crude is now d wackest among the rest~am gonna put crude to a fcukin aids test
the MRCS are globally celebrated~crude is now about to be lyrically exterminated
crude verse is filled with fungi~ no wonder his whole rap style is totally contaminated




Against this. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Crude:

[b]*************************************

Fuccker(Foka) better start to scamper cos' u overwhelmed with danger
I got next(necks) like the Boston Strangler", geddit player?
Y'all sit back isht is boutta get drastic soon
I'm quick to blast a goon n break fuccker(Foka) like plastic spoon
Rocking tha mic 2009 percent, that's how i represent
Every line are hellbent, this aint no Circus in a tent
Gettin tha show on tha road, ya'll know i'm finning show u tha road
This is far from some road show, it's simply MRC's deathblow
Ya'll cummin hard is too infeasible 'cos ya'll are eunuch in the game
Fucck with me, pregnant with gory, give birth to twins maimed
Son forget Akon n put the blame on me
The stress on me is flicking ma finger n turn u a lame Homie
U's here by mistake let me quickly got u tipexed
No disrespeck, but why wont i look down on u, when u'sa rap midget
Taking ma blows in like u got unguarded inlet
With S[/i]pecial [i]W[/i]eapons [i]A[/i]nd [i]T[/i]actics i'ma [i]swat u with Hot skillet
Son u dont wan'na cross me, i'm tha bridge leadin to ur demise
'Fo it'll be late as u boutta be n u wont be able ta reminisce. . . . ,
Better get down n kow tow like scared n1ggas in the days of slavery
U're so slow u cant even keep up with tha Joneses in the Snailery
Shouldda been up n so straight up in this b1tch good than good
But sorry in ma hood, it aint good to be good


Breath no more B1tch(es)[/b]


Where 'em Real Rap Heads at? Cast ur votes
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs The Mrc's. . . . .bring It On by Crude(m): 8:29pm On Feb 19, 2009
[b]*************************************

Fuccker(Foka) better start to scamper cos' u overwhelmed with danger
I got next(necks) like the Boston Strangler", geddit player?
Y'all sit back isht is boutta get drastic soon
I'm quick to blast a goon n break fuccker(Foka) like plastic spoon
Rocking tha mic 2009 percent, that's how i represent
Every line are hellbent, this aint no Circus in a tent
Gettin tha show on tha road, ya'll know i'm finning show u tha road
This is far from some road show, it's simply MRC's deathblow
Ya'll cummin hard is too infeasible 'cos ya'll are eunuch in the game
Fucck with me, pregnant with gory, give birth to twins maimed
Son forget Akon n put the blame on me
The stress on me is flicking ma finger n turn u a lame Homie
U's here by mistake let me quickly got u tipexed
No disrespeck, but why wont i look down on u, when u'sa rap midget
Taking ma blows in like u got unguarded inlet
With S[/i]pecial [i]W[/i]eapons [i]A[/i]nd [i]T[/i]actics i'ma [i]swat u with Hot skillet
Son u dont wan'na cross me, i'm tha bridge leadin to ur demise
'Fo it'll be late as u boutta be n u wont be able ta reminisce. . . . ,
Better get down n kow tow like scared n1ggas in the days of slavery
U're so slow u cant even keep up with tha Joneses in the Snailery
Shouldda been up n so straight up in this b1tch good than good
But sorry in ma hood, it aint good to be good


Breath no more B1tch(es)[/b]
Rap Battles / Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 8:33pm On Feb 18, 2009
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , Blazing hot. . . . . . .gon drop mine 2morrow
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs The Mrc's. . . . .bring It On by Crude(m): 8:31pm On Feb 18, 2009
When are u gon drop somthn @ moi?
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs The Mrc's. . . . .bring It On by Crude(m): 11:14am On Feb 17, 2009
I'm all in . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Crude Vs The Mrc's. . . . .bring It On by Crude(m): 11:13am On Feb 17, 2009
Erm, i wan'na put it right down one at a time. . . . . . . . .See, when i said ma mission is riding 'em retards outta Nairaland, see i dint said that just for the sheer joy of it, it's just like how it sounds. . . . . . . .

Now any retarded mothafuccka who thinks he's retarded enuff should pls, pls and pls step forward and show me somthn. . . . . . . . . . .

Rules?. . . . .Fucck 'em like bitches. . . . . . {lol}

Bystanders?. . . . . . .Allowed

All Elites may Judge. . . . . . . . . . . . .

@The MRC's
If u got it, Flaunt it
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 6:24pm On Feb 09, 2009
Word ma, just stryna curb that sprog. . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:07pm On Feb 09, 2009
edoosio:

can he flow all this bullocks on a beat?
Here we go again. . . . . . . b1tch we want some maturity on NL, ok plsssssssssssssssssss. . . . . . . . .

Dont even know who let this swine outta the pigsty, soon this section will be flooding with garbages. . . . . . . . . . . I guess u were kept in a sanatorium to ensure peace in the last held tourney. . . . . .Behave this time. . . . . .Ok
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 5:58pm On Feb 09, 2009
edoosio:

lmfao

Why're u laughing B1tch!!! Like we all dont know who u are. . . . . .Like we dont that Ori e lo fokasibe. . . . . . .Tell me somthn, when are gon quit bitching arround? Maybe Bolaji's Spirit calls from the Banned Pit. . . . . .Nitwit
Rap Battles / Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 5:47pm On Feb 09, 2009
@Chamotex
Word man! Word! Word!!!. . . . . .But i'ma implore u to do somthn for me bro. . . . .Pls. . . . .

Tell this fakers this rider gon' go on spitting this piece like a cypha
Tell 'em on this Land we pay in Bumps n Bruises without Naira
Tell 'em to come barefaced, ma fist is voluminous with socks
Tell 'em to quit riding dicks like bentley n suck some cocks
Tell 'em there 6th needs a patch they dont worth a rash
Tell 'em to take this lash on 'em ass n dip into a marsh
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 12:32pm On Feb 06, 2009
Nah. . . .Dumb-ass, me's stryna Show u how ur Melon-like Skull is gon Foka sile. . . . .idiota
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 12:21pm On Feb 06, 2009
@The Lil-Red-Ridin-Hood above me

The Crude boss is here Dowg stop naggin n start waggin?
Better applaud me 'fo i get ur ass clapped n blacken
Check the snailrey, this changeling always lead, laggin
Bagging jeans dont mean u're big even when u're saggin
If u take umbrage, then put it down and i'll pick it up
Call me Heaven, Kelly up n look up to me for a Hug
U're 4ever the hind wheels aint no way u gon meet up
Ur lyrical prowess will take u to places like "Junction Stop"
I aint hating or anything, it's just the game's doctrine
+ aint no bugger will be plsd over ya defecation and Urine
Pansy, we aint partners quit stryna fucck arround n confess ur felony
Drop ur lines of atonement and consummate ur apology
B I A T C H

angry

Dont get pissed Homie
Rap Battles / Re: Slypac Vs Lario [some One Just Died] by Crude(m): 11:34am On Feb 06, 2009
work harder

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