Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,726 members, 7,809,764 topics. Date: Friday, 26 April 2024 at 02:28 PM

Crude's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Crude's Profile / Crude's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 18 pages)

Rap Battles / Re: Po Deep Vs I-shine by Crude(m): 11:17am On Feb 06, 2009
ksmallsz:

my style's ridiculous, none in y'all can touch come closer.
with da magnet, i'll gum u to the steel walls like electric generators, hahahahah lol excuse me y'all, just bullshitin


Hmmm. . . . . . . . .ridiculous lines? Just bullshittin? I love ya for telling the truth. . . . . . .lol
Rap Battles / Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 8:16pm On Feb 04, 2009
@Sauron
Just read ur post. . . . . . . .I'm out of time but anyways


Oya now. . . . .


Scratch ma lyrics find it depicts somthn like metaphysics
Split bricks n peeps go like "Aint he got some astrophysics?"
Somthn nausiates me, i got a retch, i'ma throw up on the bar
Way i spit killer venoms like i dont care makes me Pop-Ular
For real i skip pills, aint ma fault i'm just past getting healed
Ma vulnerability fills spines with substance that feels cold n Chill
I'm the heavy weight u cant move even with ur lyrical derrick
Vamp up super lines n got me nothn but the champ-a-delic
U can think of molten lead when u think of wat u just read
Just blessing this thread, i aint in the red case with no rap head


. . . . . . . .Phew!. . . . . .gotta bounce. . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 6:59pm On Feb 04, 2009
Hmmm. . . . . . . . . . .Still on blaze ya'll dig?
Rap Battles / Re: Caution! Ill Netcess Only by Crude(m): 4:03pm On Jan 27, 2009
Waddup ya'll, Chamo, Sauron, Shaz, Chiogo, MailMalc, HyBrid X, Alexpissu,OldSync, WordSmith, Worldbest, T-Rex and all ya'll. . . . .Check this

[b]I done paid terrible price, it's high time i purchased a difference
Call me a sinking coxswain how i exercise all reasonable dilligence
Ma presence? It reaches out like the scent of a burning incense
Nairaland's Historical Evidence lends it's credence to the pestilence. . . .
. . . .Bars i done fence arround 'em dumb-ass Cretin Rap Students
Now i'm lyrically resourceful, i unleash ma dicck n fucck prudence
This lines might appear belated/
But Isht i done stated aint unrated + Crude aint close to outdated
Brains like excavator, yall dig this, isht aint gotta be annotated
The sick me aint enervated/
I'm fully fledge, clamping down n leaving weak ass ill-fated
Way i soar above the date ya'll can tell Crude be updated
Herad Igloo plaintiffed out, said Bad-ass Crude flow too cold
Doc's like "On the Contrary, he got furnace down his throat"
This Busters mission is busting the mic n leaving lips busted
But haters full to the brim with mockery like G's-Clipping-Musket
Lyrically i ride Retards out, it's ma duty dont grease ma wheels
Tsk! I aint in the Spirit to blind-Swing that Dagger one a-piece
Fucck the game staying gridlocked/
Ya'll gon' let me thru like needle in the course of it's patches work
Was NL' a cobbler? cos therein i was polished, n true matter of fact is
I'ma shine so bright that to see me u gon' need a friggin sunglasses
This aint no diss piece, it's ma lyricography thesis
To all newbies, like blank pages skip over any playa haters critics[/b]

. . . . . . . . .I'm dippin out. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .To be continued
Rap Battles / Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by Crude(m): 6:44pm On Jan 21, 2009
@The Bozo above
Yeah! Dope enuff to throw a crackhead mofocka like u off balance. . . . .Stupid Changelling
Rap Battles / Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Crude(m): 8:18pm On Jan 18, 2009
T'sup lala, u truly up on tha game. . . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 7:50pm On Jan 18, 2009
@Chamotex

Been doing good 'fore now, but after that wicked Sauron done hit me, man i've not been maself. . . . . .Roflmao grin grin grin grin grin. . . . . .How u doing anyway. . . . . . . . . .just cant wait till i give niggas soe hitback
Rap Battles / Re: X-ray Vs Lalaboi by Crude(m): 6:53pm On Jan 17, 2009
I think Lalaboi done walk X-Ray over
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 6:48pm On Jan 17, 2009
Mummy! Mummy!! Alex and Sauron are at it again!. . . . . .Roflmao
Rap Battles / Re: Flash Us Your MYSPACE! by Crude(m): 6:38pm On Jan 17, 2009
Hey wat's up Shaz. . . . . . .U're good i presume. Here u go


www.myspace.com/crudeng
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 7:06pm On Jan 11, 2009
Lexy, Wat up?! Look like u just swallow some Nitro. . . . . . .way u spew 'em on here. . . . .Lol
Rap Battles / Re: Does Any Decent Emcee Wnt 2 Duel by Crude(m): 7:04pm On Jan 11, 2009
Kid, why dont ya drop a lil somthn-somthn first? It's a suggestion. . . . . . . wink
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 7:00pm On Jan 11, 2009
@Sauran

Keep shooting ur filthy gob, the ban whip of the Moderator will soon leave a painful lash on ur Back. . . . . . . .Plus why compare yourself with Sauron? The differece between u and him is 10billion to 1. . . . . . . . .Punk!. . . . .U shouldda choose new I.D like The Retard, Cretin, Changeling, The Decelerated, The Half-witted, The Numskull, The slowpoke, slowpoke. . . .  .  . . . .U can holla at me for more options

@Sauron

Mahn, u think that's me right there? I was as destabilized as watever u can think of. . . . .U know tha Hood thang been hangin on my neck like Jewel on Nikkurs, Just left ma Shackles at the Cop station. . . .and all that mahn. . . . .
I just don't wan' be walked over plus i don't wan' loose ma respeck

Okey-dokey, after the tourney, i'll hereby challenge u to an unlimited bar duel sir. . . . . . .we're still cool man
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 9:21pm On Jan 10, 2009
[b]My Hit-Back @ Sauron

Yo! This git is an error let me quickly tipex him outta the picture
He been dancing to his dol-drum since Mukina pop up this fixture

I did'nt come(cum) quickly cos i aint sterile, now here's ur ill-fate
Rubbish?! u produce 'em in multiple like u's garbage template

I aint gotta call u a Fuccker cuss u's the one who always get fuccked
Son, ur lame flow, lyrics n lines wont get u nowhere but "STOP"

16 globules they said, n i'ma dowse Sauron's lyrical conflagration
No doubt, he's a step away from phoney, he's a friggin animation

Fa' sho u's reffered to as a rider, cus u amazingly ride on dicks
Feather weight, i'ma lift u with a flick, mahn i dont need no derrick

High time u had shut eyes dowg i'm putting u off like i got the switches
Man dont make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches

He's all taut up in his wife's leggins, that's the only time he's tight
I'ma help by stickin me leg in his lame ass, son dont nurture no fright

In this game u're too wet behind the ears son throw in the towel
I heard him screamin silently "There aint no light for u at the end of this tunnel"

Phew![/b]
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2009
@Sauron
Damn! Damn!! Damn!!!, u'sa murtherfucckin murderer dowg! U done hit me at close range mahn! That's too mean of u. . . .Neways

@ the judges
Ya'll know the Crude aint the type that stall on bars, i've just had me ass mixed with some crazy cops since the year started. . . . .'twas some hood thang u kno wa mean? pls pardon ur boy's lateness. . . . .

. . . .back @ Sauron
Bwoy!!! Fire up ur Air Conditioner cos the Crude is gon heat u so up, this time morrow. . . . wink Shiiiiiit!!! Cant but read ma funeral again. . . . .lol
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 8:51pm On Jan 03, 2009
menike:

[center] THE CONCLUSION
@crude
U damn right brotha . . . . . Menike is in the Building . . . . and I'm takin' all rents. lol
[/center]


Damn!!! Where 'em retards gon' stay?!!! Lol. . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Mrc Suggest Ways Of Reviving The Dead Nairaland Rap Threads. Hot Thread! by Crude(m): 8:25pm On Jan 03, 2009
Tell u wat? Better come up with more i.d's before then, and reg 'em at ur filthy hole tourney, i betcha aint no elite gon' feature in that doodah,. . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Netcees And Moderators: Here Please! by Crude(m): 4:27pm On Dec 30, 2008
Yeah!!! A lotza wackness to learn from Flow-Hoe, that's if u're interested. wink
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 8:08pm On Dec 29, 2008
Intro; Hey It;s still Cavern Castle Tower Rap Control Centre. . . U na mean dowg?!  Hahahahahahahahahaha Nairaland stand up, it's some palicide i'ma about to commit in hurr. . . . .let's go. . . . .

[b]Yo,


I'm the lynx that'll invoke jinx on this Old thing n watch him Sink
Cut his links, have him lynched, n grin at him like it's high jinks
"Gimme watcha got?" Son i can't manage ur voluminous gabbage
Skip adage, ur prezzie'll be Scroll of bandage laced on Band-Aid
I'm a Sage, at ma lyrical age, u murkin me is a whole lotza mirage
U's ravaged because i'm so savage, do somthn but don't rattle ma cage
It's a new phase, it'll take Oldman eternity to synchronize with us
Listen up cuzz, runnin the light than pop at jake is ur only recourse
This pansy mistook the mic for some dicks, so he grab it n sucks
How he gon deliver when he's so verile n as weak as he comes(Cums)
Under his very nose i'ma School the pupil out of his eye
He go red faced, like a fancy spec, he's gon wear the black eye
To stop ma overhead torrid spit from balding u, son get a topee
Can i borrow u a vowel, or is ur tongue permanently torpid?
Watch it, ma multis are grubby n gruffly set to forfeit ur lyrical gutsy
Next time he this lame bunny moves is on a gurney out of this tourney[/b]



it's Crude ya'll. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 8:01pm On Dec 29, 2008
Okey-dokey, i gotcha ma'am. . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 7:04pm On Dec 29, 2008
@Mukina

Ya know the Crude is always set to do his thang, but aint seen/know the thread where i'ma put that lines against ma opponent. . . . .ya know we're running outta time

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 18 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 32
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.