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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 2:37pm On Oct 15, 2008
Hmmmmmm . . . . . . . . .undecided

@Kaluchi and Hashbabee

Ok break it up guys! Cats aint s'pose to blabble
1 question homies, Are ya'll down for a battle?
Say somthn homies n i'ma take it up from there
Kaluchi vs Hashbabee dont tell me ya'll 're scared
I'ma set the battle thread, ya'll dont have to fret
I know ya'll got skillz, come show the rapheadz
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 4:26pm On Oct 13, 2008
Just a piece of me on one of 'em rap sites


[b]Nada! what the fuxx!! Java, Maka, where u n!ggaz at
Rats been havin spree like the cats is off the track
Raising glass sippin like i aint never coming back
Me is back fuxx ur pact, i'ma crack ur cap in a snap
Check 'em stack on the rack, throwback, get clapped
Broken bones, tore up skin, do u rep. like that?
I'm ill but without me hip hop is as dead as A.Crowther
Ur prowess dissappoints u than ur wet gunpowder
Fuxx fangs i sting poisonously than a female viper
Not on my nelly, i aint killin time on 'em filler bar
U eat ma punch like cheese, kiss my gritz like Indecency bitch
Say sh!!t, smashed teeth. Shake fist, it's broken wrist
Mad-Dawggin, entity. Grime me it's injuries
If lyrics sold for a goddamned penny,
I got enough $$$ to make Abram-Movich run ma servery
Pay B.Gate nuff $$$, to babysit for my unborn kid
I flow drastic currents from arctic to antarctic
Row with it, no tactics, death'll be the only prophylactic
See i don't need long lines to catch fishes this Big
Just a little kiss of that little bait wee kid that's it!!!!!![/b]

                                                                                                           Phew!!!


                  Say Somthn somebody
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 4:23pm On Oct 13, 2008
@t-rex

See u too man. . . . . . . .I got a lil somthn somthn for ya, can we share contacts? If u're down for the isht
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 4:11pm On Oct 13, 2008
Bring it on!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by Crude(m): 3:55pm On Oct 13, 2008
Ho-Hum!!! With this "Gimme little time to drop ma linez", i reckon Niggaz are puttin boredom on here like sauce on pie. . . . . . . . . . . .Wat the F?!!!
Rap Battles / Re: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by Crude(m): 9:17pm On Oct 09, 2008
@Worldbest

Bro let's do this like it should be done. . . . . . . .Haha. . . . .Star wars pro elite version ya'll. . . . .Yeah!


See i'm always fast and furious, but u're slow on the uptake
So i'ma work u like an enzyme, accelerate u till u're flaked
I Funk[/b]y him till he spit [b]Jazz, n get Pop[/b]ped
[b]Rap
till ur face turns Blue, my punch will still Rock ur jaw
His xtian wifey Hip[/b]s [b]hop to my isht like it's Gospel track
I Club this Punk with Heavy Metal, he's slathered with Ska(scar)
In this tournament, u need liniment in torrents
cus u gon feel my punch like condiments to ur eye lens
I seen u got filler bar, keep sloppin arround n gulpin it
Nah! don't throw up lest i raise palm n make u slap happy
I'm the earthquake that causes tsunami
Have u post malarkey like i spit 16 avalanche into ur sixth
Ur game plods, it's too pellucid, no wonder Steve could see it
Now ur game is 'bout to flop like a Indecency film without nudity
N!ggaz holla "what's kickin!!" tell' em "Nothn" cus u're lame
that only advanced wheelchair can set u off at slowest pace



"Star wars it is mayne". . . . .yeah!
Rap Battles / Re: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by Crude(m): 7:51pm On Oct 09, 2008
@All

This is the battle ground, not the comment lounge pls. . . . . . . . . . .I aint hatin or anythin, i'm only openin up. . . . . . . .

@Hybrid

I think u should set another thread for whoever wants to give any out of topics comment, lest the thread got messed up
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 7:47pm On Oct 08, 2008
Eureka!!! Where ur ass been Makavelle and Saucekidd
I guess ya'll been sweatin it on P.S hagglin over boss-ship
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 8:53pm On Oct 06, 2008
Waddup Folkz?
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 8:25pm On Oct 04, 2008
@WordSmith

"R" Lol. . . . men u're killin me, that's about the right sign post they should erect. . . Lmfao

@T-rex

Waddup mayne

@Sauce

wat it do hommie
Rap Battles / Re: Tha Signature by Crude(m): 8:13pm On Oct 04, 2008
@Ganjamind

Hot Shot this one is

@Shaz

U're illin' it like u hate medication. . . . . . . . .lol
Rap Battles / Re: The Intro-"star Warz Pro Elite Version" by Crude(m): 8:06pm On Oct 04, 2008
Double-Confirmed. . . . . .Me aint down for the tourney, i'm up for tha task u know wat i mean. I'm up ta be tha reason blood clot forms on niggaz holez. wink
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 4:31pm On Sep 30, 2008
@Brid

Hey that's not good man, i really feel concerned. But is'nt there a way of contacting the multilinks admin and tell 'em bout it? Somthn could be done from tither
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 12:48pm On Sep 29, 2008
Ok Brid. . . . . .I promise ya it's gone. . . . . . . .trust me. . . . . . . .Yoh! The brake, yeah! aint nothn like it, i'm truly enjoying it there. . . . .

@The Ret. . . . (lol)
lipsrsealed
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 12:16pm On Sep 29, 2008
FLOWSHOW:

@all
the ''MRCS'' aka multiple retard clones keep cracking jokes on ya, for like 3yrs now and yall keep giving them the attention. aint u all stupid?
isnt it this same MRCS that tormented nl in 2007? u all must be a buncha clowns to still keep fighting the MRCS in 2008.


You saying this cos prolly ur ass is tired of fighting back, and u are the stupid one cos every netcees know u're one of 'em. . . . . . . .u cant fool no one Retard.
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 12:04pm On Sep 29, 2008
FLOWSHOW:

thanks crude and makapussi for fighting with the MRCS towards the end of the tourney . let me congratulate myself again .hahaha buncha clowns . grin


Hahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . . .Well, that was ur intention from the onset, but u ran out of luck because ur ass ran into me. Now who are the bunch of clowns Crude and Makavelle or U and ur Multiple I.D Retards Family FoolShow?. . . . . hahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . Stop Fuxxer, u're killin me over here. . . .hahahahahahahaha
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 11:53am On Sep 29, 2008
@Flow

FLOWSHOW:

well since the MRCS aka ''multiple retard clones'' have announced flowshow the winner .
i humbly accept my position as the number one nairaland battle rapper 2008 undisputed HLR.
Are u Stupid?! Nah u're not, u're just the retard that u're, now ur brain is functioning reversibly. Did'nt u post with that sluts I.D that Makavelle won the match? Check this psycho, psyching himself up.
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 11:39am On Sep 29, 2008
@Flow the Multiple I.D Clone

U're too damned right, i'ma ignore u and the rest of ya Multiple I.D Clone Retards. U know the golden nugget of my day now "Sometimes silence is the sickest punchline". . . . . . . . . .Seal ur filthy lips up.
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 5:09pm On Sep 28, 2008
@Edosioo, Flowshow, Chasisgirl and the rest retard clone

Crudemakapussi? Why dont ya add the other i.d javaprince, u forgot asshole? Well, i'ma break u off a lil somthn somthn.
Try and borrow some brains from the kindergattens? U know at least that will upgrade ur brain a lil bit. Look arround Nairaland, aint no one playing that shit no more. . . . .Makavelle, Javaprince and Crude are far past that rubbish, u are just the only asshole in that Multiple I.D retard hole. Come outta there 'fo u die and rot in thurr.
Oldbies dont like ya, Newbies despise ya. Mayne it's time to grow. Aint that somthn?
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 4:51pm On Sep 28, 2008
@Chasisgirl

Good work! Bravo! Bravo!! Bravo!!!
chasisgirl:

makavele got more punchlines than crude , hence makavele wins that battle . end of story.edosioo give him the gift .

Thank God oooo! Yeah! Whoa!! End of story, end of trashcan tourney, end of retardant tourney, end of shit hole tourney, end of stelch. . . . . . We can move on from hurr


@Shaz

U know, in accordance to the advice u gave to me, u said "If u dont ignore them, u'll end up like them" Do the same ma. u've got important things lying on ur desk. . . . . . . .aiite
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 4:17pm On Sep 28, 2008
@The multiple I.D Clone

Argh! Wat the hell is ur problem? Haha! Are u the only one on Nairaland? U're always playing the blackleg on Nairaland,
U're hating on this netcee, u're beefing on the other netcee, why dont get the hell outta here and rot in a psychiatric hospital? 'Cos i kinda figure that's all u need right now. If only i could lay my eyes on this fuccker, i swear by my Evitar, that's it, that's it. Punk, grow the fucck up


@All

U know i'm finnin amputate this Blackleg of the Rap Family. Afterall, Rap Family has got numerous legs than a milipede
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 8:55pm On Sep 25, 2008
Well. . . . . .I want it like. . . . .

It's just an itty bitty thing to me when i lyricize
Like an herbivore chewing cud, i keep chewing rhymes
It's C to the R to the 'U' to the E
Dont step too close n!gga, I'm a complete O.G
That n!gga claimed dirty, he came crossin my path
I flip my gat, rip his guts, leave him with bloodbath
Mince ur beef? kool, dont deliver a piece to me
'fo i enslave u in the grave and set ur soul free (Nikkur)
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 8:13pm On Sep 25, 2008
@Alex
Whooooa! N!gga u got me like, hmmmmmm. . . . . . . . .Fuxxing murderer. . . . lol

So i. . . . . . .

Holla, bring it on Homie, the Crude is always hot
Like a bullet, i piece thru n tear up n!ggas butts
Punchline, is cheap to me i give it in no time
Leave ya badly bruised, like a column i stay on grind
I aint gon' elucidate to ya'll wat rapture really means
Check my flow, it's stuck there like a labell on jeans
Fuxx 'em jagged edge nails f!gga, watch my toe n!gga
I aint from the other side, i aint a foe neither
Just sparrin for the game's sake, u kno how it is
Early Crude & now Crude are like chalk and cheese

Geddit?
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 7:06pm On Sep 25, 2008
@Hybrid-X
There u, flushed shit outta my head, i thought eibody is gonna hate me for that. . . . . .Thanx bro.

@Shaz
I gotcha, and thanx for the tip, i wont say nothn again. . . . . . . .no matter wat anybody post against me from now, shall be seen as a piece a shit. . . . . .Thank u once again

@Makavelle
Thanx bro.
javaprince:

Let sleeping dogs lie. [/sub]., sorry I meant to say javaprince.
As Javaprince has said, let's go on our way aiite
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 3:08pm On Sep 25, 2008
@Shaz

 I got a lotza respeck for You, i don't think i've ever had a trouble with anyone ever since i pop up in hurr, but if You think the banning thing is a threat to me, i guess You're wrong, it is simply injustice!
 I think You're obliged to look deeper into issues like this and find a resolution to it
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 2:51pm On Sep 25, 2008
@All

Pls, let someone stand up and tell me wat i did was wrong. . . . . . . .protesting, while someone tries to soil my dignity
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 2:36pm On Sep 25, 2008
. . . . . . . . . . .Why has he been trying to judge half of my lines? That does'nt even bother me, just ask him to please stop soiling my dignity, cos i aint game for that, and he can go on and give the fucckin winning title to whoever he pleases, i'm out of his tourney
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 2:02pm On Sep 25, 2008
I promised never to post again on this thread but for vindications sake. . . . . . . . .

How could someone have done what this guy is trying to do? He posted the online chat that never did happen between us. Chasisgirl claimed i chatted with her/him, while i never did. . . . .Edosioo said i'm beefing Chasisgirl because she did'nt announce me the winner. . . . .this is crazy!

I never did chat with chasisgirl, i don't know who Edosioo is and she/he said i told him/her secretly that i'm on 2 I.D's, Makavelle and Crude. What is he/she trying to do with my personality? He/She has been onto me ever since i won Flowshow, he took delight in sending series of insultive offlines to my yahoo messenger, i did'nt say a word untill now Chasisgirl pop up this thread claiming i had a chat with her, while i don't even have her Y.Id.

Meanwhile i chatted with Bjpumping/Bolaji Baoku, he insulted me and i hit him back, and the next thing, Chasisgirl set up this thread and posted all that.
Rap Battles / Re: Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by Crude(m): 8:31pm On Sep 24, 2008
"Sometimes, Silence is the sickest punchline"
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 8:24pm On Sep 24, 2008
@Shaz

But You saw that this guy is trying to draggle my personality, posting prevarications against me, I don't think anybody would've taken that with levity or silence. So You can't expect me to sit arms folded and watch him? If You want someone to shut up, then talk to him. I don't trouble no one


@The Retard

Now i know ur intention, You want to bring someone down with You to ur state of retardation, well, You just failed. . . . . . .No matter what You do, no matter what You post, no matter what You say, You shall remain lonely forever in ur retard hole. Let Nl judge this by asking Shaz to do errthing between her power to find out who Makavelle is and who Crude is. See multiple i.d'ing is out of fashion. So You're on ur own Retard. Are'nt u even ashame of urself? U're the only one bringing up trouble on NL, nobody likes u, chrissake! why wont u grow up?



And for ur information Mr. Multiple I.D Retard, this will be the last i'll ever post on this thread, i'm sticking to two things (1) Crude aint on same level with You in every ramifications and (2) They say "Silence sometimes is the sickest punchline". Farewell, as You migrate to disneyland
Rap Battles / Re: Whats Your Story? by Crude(m): 7:37pm On Sep 24, 2008
Yeah i noticed man! u're just killing lyrics over and over again, that's dope, maybe i should call u dope mind. . . . . . . .lol. . . . . . . .

I luv ur styles dowg
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 8:41pm On Sep 23, 2008
Let it drop y'all

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