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Oldie! Guy still kicking it

Lario! Been a while Brova. . . . . . . . .

Gotta permit me, i'm finning let u hit moribund
I'm too horrendous, weak bars cant hold me down
The best thing is catchin u relaxing as u catch me blessin
Pinky, u dont wanna go a-fencing, i'm so unfeignin
Thinkin it's a show off? Reverse that, it's an off show
So nonrecreational, i'm arround bozos lay low
I deal out killin lines fa sho, ma heart is too cold
Heaven Knows i'm twofold titled, a Psycho n a Pro
Got u stryna step up while i beat ur dol-drums
With a drumstick carved outta ur feeble femurs
I'm barbecuing ur a$$ when i'm done i'll serve the beef
Quit being stiff, punk u Better beg to live

makajibbz:
MAKA
wow,crude its been long i've seen your royal wackness/
i can see your white lie like this place's full of darkness/
boy,pause and think before you reply this shitt/
cos i'll be up on you like water-flush-shitt/
my flo kill all of ya'll,i call it holocaust-diss/
think your so deadly? come and holocaust this/
now,i gat you tripping like the floor's full of grease/
please, i do this all with ease/
flo's fluent cos i gat mo' tongues than a french kiss/
SUCCKAAA!!!

@Maga, Wacker, Slacker, Wateva the eff u call urself

Stupid! The time i got for vitals aint much, so i aint gon' waste none on empty heads like yours. Plus, congrats as u beat me in the battle thread u're about to set. . . . . . .Pls dont Back out. . . . . .I dare u, Call me Out!!!!!

Nairaland. . . .(((((((Pick it up))))))) Whaaat?!!!!. . . . . .

These-russell-lookin mofos out on spree at me disappearance
Like i party poop, helter skelter at ma re-appearance

Upgrade ur silo, 'fo u grab that freakin stylo
Call me a foe, not confederate at battle of shilloh

Epistle still a folio, Crude aint taking no furlough
I hit a Bozo till i see his ass down in the hollow

Wat? U got me like Jeez! wat's with this kid?
He makes me beef offering, like i'm a god with small G

U dont want me arround, tell ur mamma to quit paging me
No need to pretend, i'll still be Rude if u dont C me

I smack it, rip ur ribs n carve a drumstick with it
Finger on 'matic i'm static when i'ma at it, i blast it

Hey! hey! hey! go on the Ez with tha ranking y'all i know i sound a bit rusty. . . . . .

I aint Terry G, i'm testing my microphone still. . . . Yoh! Let me have em lil bass on here. . . . . .1,2
Check!


Gettn tha show on tha road, i'm boutta show u tha road
Up in this labyrinth, i'm ahead, u got ma lead to follow
Russel-looking-mofo Stupid-Pansy-ass-G-wannabes
You wanna hard, cool! embrace this friggin verbal eclipse
N199az scream pls freeze, i culdda, but ma ABS gon fritz
Make 'em have the shakes like I lit dizz bit.chs clit
When i die bury me butt naked and face down in the grass
so i can Bleep the world while yall lean 4ward n kiss my ass

Gotta go. . . . .

Too long lines, i'll second dat,. . . . . . .Maybe that could give room to vote thout the smell of unfairness. . . . .Both netcees shuld be lined up for lethal weapons lol

@DBR
U's killing me out there bro, U know i use to read those lines over and over and over and over again Mahn. . . . . .Cant wait to pen somthn at ya. . . . . .

mykali:
DBR . . .
Did crude ask for this?
or you offered him?

Mahn i asked for it, u too can ask me for it. . . . .

ofokaofoki:
crude oil is a gonner, see as yesterdays DBR finsh you with intro, crude go and resign. . . blah. . . .blah. . . .blah

Meaning?! Looky, we're all dudes n Chums in here, aint nobody doing rap battle like sole proprietorship these days. . . we do it for fun and we catch fun in return geddit!

Ibime:
This one is called RAPTURE. . . .



I tarry not, I appear in a CHARIOT BLAZE/
My trumpet FRACTURE THE GRAVE/ and RAPTURE THE SAVED/
CAMERAS GAZE/as all LAZARUS RAISE/ to the VANTAGE OF SPACE/
till they disappear beyond any SATELLITE TRACE/
Sinners don’t know how to ACT OR BEHAVE/
Unbelievers ASK FOR MY GRACE/ but I ANSWER, “IT’S LATE!”/
Some Pharisees try to STAND AND DEBATE/
But most ANGUISH AND GRATE/ weeping and gnashing, UNDERSTANDING THEIR FATE!/
Some VANISH WITH HASTE/ and DASH TO A CAVE/
Trying to COWER THEIR FACE/ from my RAVENOUS RAGE/
Rich men offer their CAPITAL GAINS/ for a CHANCE TO ESCAPE/
But I scorn their riches as I LAUGH IN THEIR FACE/
Others try to cheat judgement by SLASHING THEIR VEINS/
They pray for death, but death doesn’t ANSWER THEIR CASE/
They all get CAPTURED AS SLAVES/ and SHACKLED IN CHAINS/
And thrown into the fire to be RAVAGED BY FLAMES/

Gawd! Where u always got those lines from, let me on a lil somthn-somthn bro. . . .lol I wanna murk this DBR niggi. . . . . .ROFLMAO

Wats dat i just heard? Some rat-at-tat-tat. . . . .Gowd! U'r merciless Son, Neways, Crude aint the type that cowers out on the sound of battle neither. . . . .may sound rusty tho, but. . . . . . . .
Check




Dont brood it, tha name is Crude n tha isht i spit too
If u dont 'C' me dude, no poop, i'll still remain Rude
Getcha urself 2getha, i dont want your remain in bits
From Cesspit, messin wit me, turns u deportee Body bag, tha Pit
((((((((((Watch me)))))))))

[b]I hitback like a restauranteur
Leave him feeling served, eatin back his word
When i flow, it's raging torrent that outclass your current
Still wan' row? Firtst get Dido, get some Life for rent
Been a while, thats made me game libidinous n tumescent
Tha Credence, i'll RIP u apart When i bleep up your Eminence
U may be in tha House i'm taking over the rent
Holdin up evicter's demeanour at an ardent flag lenght
When i take d feet, i leave u with peg-leg
Stick your head in your backside have pansies call u Dickhead
Watch me upped like Column u's at d feet like a plinth
Ma Punch Rocks n leave u Blue like R&B lost it's Rhythm
U'sa Water Snake, No tracks in your passing
Seismography-breakin earthquake thats ma foot-print
Quit actin like SA Loon dowg, when u see me wag-on
I flaunt American Silo icon, cos i'm 'em paragon
B!tch u cant take me u'sa weaker vessel
U do the chores, i call the shots, "Now be on your Mettle"
Our difference? U Squirt, i Spew
I'm the heaviest cross that Crucifix arround your neck cant subdue
Shuldda check your rareview fo' u check the mic 1,2
Now u showed up n Docs holla "Damn I C U"
Takin caution is too late, bend over n take heed
u's taking your deathblow like VCD taking it from DVD[/b]

i need a battle. . . . .dbr, u down?

U been busy or wat

[size=15pt]Me aint privy of the going down of ish like this, Wattup Eldee? U counting me out? Or i'm too microemcee to be recognized RFLMAO. . . . .Just kiddin bruva. . . . . . . . . . . .I'ma pen sumfin 'morro I'm just peepin thru right now . . . .[/size]

Whurr 'em punches at! I aint seen none of 'em yet

Just got outta hell mahn!

DBR, Niccur u dont want it with me i'm too sure a that. . . . .

DBR has done a good job, those punches are well felt, dowg were apprenticed to Mike Tyson lol. . . . . . and u too H.J, those styles are sweeping me off like whoa! I'm smelling a tie here but somehow, someone gots to lift tha trophy. . . . . . . . . DBR or H.J, both are tight. . . . . . . .But if DBR had wore a knuckle duster, H.J Would have got different tale to tell RFLMAO . . . . .anyways H.J got this!

He yoh how bout. . . . . ., right now. . . . . . . Hahahahaha. . . .

All ya'll been loitering arround like piece of papers
It's time to sweep y'all out, no room for diapers
Cut. . . . cut. . . . . cut Wow just bleeping arround hahahahahahaha
Now check this. . . . . .


Breaking tha ice witcha but it's hot as oven
Dawg dont come too close, i'ma split u open
Lyrically i got a retch i'ma throw up on the street
U got ma game, u only beat it when u beat it!
Steppin in d buildin' holdin' up evicters demeanour
Matador! That's all i figure before this mirror
I got blue balls? Prolly your sloven wore blue lipstick
Weakling u cant touch me, i'm too acidic
It's tha Sniper, hitting u with a warning shot
U dont want no ricochettin', let your brain catch the slug

Whew! Been a while since i did this. . . . . . Where u at Dawg?! Let's do this one

I really wanna. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Lotza isht been down. . . . . . . . .Omo i don miss oooo

Jeeeeeeez! Wat a duel! U both got me heart thumping. . . .i'm finna run up on somfing. . . . .hahahahahahahaha. . . . .keep it Geeeeee. . . .

Holy mother of Christ!!! Mustta missed a lot!!! Wattup Gee's?! Hmn!! It's smelling smoky in here. . . . Ibime, Mailmalc, Malthuss, Alexpissu, Hybrid, Sauron, and all ya'll nu cats, I see ya'll are holding it down still for real. . . . . . .Been long gone since 'em rat's n Dago flies got the whole place infested. . . . . . .Well hit me up if u got some lyrical bizz 4 me. . . . .Peace out!

Damn Shit! This Paper n stuffs gon' strangulate me. . . . .mahn. . . . . Been along mothafizucking time! Well Crude still got aces of blazes thats the basics. . . . .how ya'll doing Cuzs?

When i holla "murder freestyle" i dont mean tha Shogun
Heroism, legendary, im struttin to be 'em paragon
This cunt just got a job, overtiming on stunt 101
U can stunt about youg'un, but dont stryna front
I aint no playa hater or vice versa,
I'm simply that baller u can find on a crater


Just peeped in. . . . .i'm out fo i get caught in the act of homicide. . . . . lol

Lemme see how it's gon be. . . . . . . . .

Woke from a slumber, found some rats on tha track
Hey yoh! U heard the bell jingling, it's tha wild-wild cat
Obey this clarion call or obey the call to glory
The softest thing bout me, juxtaposes gory
U still aint gon be isht, keep running outta ma asscrack
Flow ur menstrals, i'mma wrap it n smack back jack
Lemme cut u a slack u's weaker than fluffs in couch
Ma lyrics are str8 from hell, touch 'em n flow some ouuuuuch!


Did i just flow a lil somthn-somthn?. . . . . .Been a long time ya'll. . . .u na mean

Wurr tha mic at?!!!

N

Aghem! Did someone just farted with thru mouf

@Ofoka
U sure do have a problem. . . . . .shhhhhh!

Wats going down y'all?

@Prince82
Me dunno who ya really is, but i'mma love some sparring wiv ya

@The Undisputed Malthuss
Dowg been along effing time. . . . .learnt ya been on the money thang. . . . . neways, i'mma love ta show u some stuffs. . . . . .ya knw the undone last battle between us. . . . . .remember. . . . . holla at the CrudE

@The-Brid
Man 've been on papers pursuit. . . . .u na mean? But i'm all set for some butt kicking. . .  . .see if u can throwback on this. . . . . .


Ayup! My Foot's in, better head for where the exit at
Me to this sprog is like a full fledge Dragon to a gnat
Better bring ur A-Game to this one, son
For u got B-eaten n filled up to the brim wiv ma punch
Got me drown him wiv spit cos i flow with ragin' torrent
On the console i make waves u cnt hold back d current
"Let's do it 1-on-1" n this pansy stripped off his dress
Ur position is 69 wiv a brova, I got 1 among the best
U shouldda known, for i turned ya case to had i known
Ring his phone his ringing tone be his melon blown
U're blowing trumpets, i'm blowin klaxon
Wiv me in the buildin it's nothn but lyrical arson
Look into ma eye n swear by ur evitar i'm a Champ-a-delic
Check the files i'm running Masters when u's strivin' for Matric
'Taint nothn to fret about ya'll know this Fact i'm Crude Still
Brid is the 1st recorded casuality while checkn on my skill



Whew!. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Looks like am loosin it,. . . . . .

Hey! Just wann' play arroud ya'll know it's been a long effing time. . . . .where da real rapheads at? Hy-Brid, Mailmalc, OlSYNC, lalaboi, Shaz, And the MRC'S are not lef unrecognized. . . . .Uh, huh, huh. . . .

I showed up in the buildin like a ruthless evicter
U talkin gibberrish, was u breastfed wiv maggaritta?
I own a large lyrical edifice but no room for mercy
I'ma toss u to ma skillet if ya get an itty-bitty saucy
U jut out, dowg i'ma drag ur lil ass over the cliff
Been a long time thou, u can bet i still serve hot beef
U want some? U can come n get it
When i'm at it it, u'll tell in blast it like isht. . . . . . . . .



Just playing arround thou, , , , . . . . . .Do u miss me?

How u doing ya'll. . . . . . . . . . . . .Keep it hot dowgs. . . . . . . . . . .I'll be back

@Brid

Hey! Wats up homie? Erm. . . . . . . . . .How bout a lil spar wiv ya. . . . . . . . .But ya gotta set a new thread for that

Down on ma knees n pray for the rap threads
I xpect same from tha real rap heads
U been lying doggo for long, it's time to Wake up fella
With tear on ma face, i cant afford to loose ya