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Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 8:32pm On Sep 23, 2008
@All

I'm just reading with my eyes shown, with fear and surprise. The true matter of fact is i chatted with Bolaji Baoku on line, he just framed up this rubbish against me, prolly trying to create an unending beef amidst me and the other emcees, besides. . . . . .
chasisgirl:

Chasisgirl: how did u even get to the final ?because u have always been wack
Tom Michaels: well i got lucky , i was pitched against flowshow but shaz didnt feed or judge
Tom Michaels: she just said crude won in one sentence maybe because she doesnt like flowsho

Shaz never did judge the battle between me and flowshow in a sentence, she fully analyzed the battle line by line, Mr. Multiple I.D retard forgot that) The only battle Shaz did judge in a sentence is the battle where Bolaji posed as Edosioo Vs Makavelle, so why will i say Shaz judged the battle the battle between Crude and Flowshow in a sentence?
Talking about i lost to Flowshow, let everyone re-analyse the battle and tell me what's up.

Moreover. . . . . . . .Everybody pls be my guest, check the time this chasisgirl pop up this thread and the time he/she posted the claimed online chat between us, it's an hour and few minutes difference, so ask him what he was busy doin till that time. . . . .u can see he was busy cooking up this story, typing those things i never did discuss with him, he's just a blatant liar?
chasisgirl:

well this male fool crude has been bugging me for a date since , he invited me to talk to him online and i actually wanted to see if he deserves a place in the top spot , this is the online battle i had wit him , he never saw it coming , apparently he didnt expect that it would be a freestyle battle because he was busy trying to toast me grin! it turned out that he wasnt a man afterall after i challenged him to a suprise online battle !!. take a look at the chat !

Now if it's true i invited Chasisgirl for a chat, how did that happen? cos i dont even have this Btch's I.D. . . . . . . . .I'm not in Ife, i dont study Yoruba or anythin. . . . . . .

If y'all dont believe me, let the Lord be my Judge

@Shaz
I dont have an atom of beef for FlowShow or anyone, he's just doing beefing me for no reason, prolly cos i won him in his tourney where he possed as Edosioo

@The Retard

Nice job man, keep doing watcha doin, keep badmouthing me, keep trying to turn fellow netcees back against me. One thing is sure, it's called Nemesis, u shall have urs one of these days. U see it's as clear as crystal to everyone that, Bolaji Baok, Bolaji Broke, Edosioo, Chasisgirl, Flowshow and Bjpumping is one single person, and for ur information, u can call me out for a battle on Nl anytime, the Crude is Game I'ma whoop that stinky ass of urs over and over again. . . . . . . . . . . .Think about somthn else and pop itup. . . . . .Ok? Mr. Multiple I.D Retard. See that's ur Nl's baptismal name and it shall stick to u forever and ever "Amen"
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by Crude(m): 9:28pm On Sep 21, 2008
hahahahahahahahaha. . . . . .u have a way of making me laugh, toast u? Wat will i eat u for breakfast now, i mean like a toasted bread. . . . ,


Well, where is the online battle, and by the way, u just revealed urself as chasisgirl, cos i had a chat with the mos Nl popular Retard. . . .i dont have to mention names, ya'll know i'm talking about Bolajibaoku, Bjpumping, Edosioo, Chasisgirl u know he'll appear as Bjpumpingdogg on ur list and he'll suddenly become Bolajibaoku when u chat with him. SDo let him explain wat happened to him. Dogg u should change ur ways. . . . . . i'll post the offlines he sent me after i refused to battle this retard online, u know i was tryin to fill his empty skull up with som senses 'fo he started tripopin, and insulting my parents. . . . . . .so here are the offlines

bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): the illest punchline ur father thot u is oponu and didirin
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): nigga crude sounds more retarded than clarus and gringory !
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): who else but a dumbass like u would rap in vernacular
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): when they all read u cursing in vernacular , they would know who the real retard is
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): see how u disgraced yaself
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): so he could come rude and be as fake as the name crude !
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): this bitch isnt origina thats why he got the name crude

Now i chatted with Bolajibaoku, now it's chasisgirl poppin upthis thread. . , . . . . . .Mr. Multiple I.D Retard, grow the fucck up
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 7:44pm On Sep 21, 2008
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . .Maka, can u fuxxing believe that? This guy is killing me with laughter. , . . .hahahahahahehehehehehhohohohohohohohohohohihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiuhihi. . . . . .wow! i cant breathe. . . . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, . . . . . . .somebody hold me down. . . .hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Rap Battles / Re: Can U Diss "diss" by Crude(m): 7:35pm On Sep 21, 2008
Nice thou, but i think u shouldda droped on "diss" pic. first nikkur grin
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 4:19pm On Sep 19, 2008
Better getcha ticket and a shield u might have to battle me
No matter how bulky u look, ur ass still wont muscle me
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 4:15pm On Sep 19, 2008
Aghem! Ehem! Did i hear someone running his mouth?
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 3:22pm On Sep 19, 2008
And Chasisgirl. . . . . . .


U wanna judge now. . . . . . . .?!!! Hahahahahahahahahah. . . . . .how many battle u done with that i.d? Let me count. . . . . . . . .hmm yeah! it amounts to none, u know why Boy or girl, just grow the fuxx up, multiple i.d'ing aint mean shiit. . . . . . .Ok?
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 3:08pm On Sep 19, 2008
@Schizoid

Why dont ya show us watcha u got. . . . .u know like a gogo dancer. . . .lol
Rap Battles / Re: Whats Your Story? by Crude(m): 2:50pm On Sep 19, 2008
Yo! Slow it down man, damn!
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 2:45pm On Sep 19, 2008
Hey! I cant wait to do some killing or get killed
Rap Battles / Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Crude(m): 2:35pm On Sep 19, 2008
@Schizoid

U dont go all the way posting this in here, (Whispering) U modify that 'fo she sees it, she might sprang at u and shank u down ruthlessly. . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by Crude(m): 2:22pm On Sep 19, 2008
huh! huh!! huh!!! It's like that homie
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 2:09pm On Sep 19, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . . .Maka slow it down on this. . . .hold up young blood. . . . .did u say retard? tht was some namecalling u kno tht bro?
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 4:31pm On Sep 17, 2008
Hey Brid i'm on Yim. . . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 4:28pm On Sep 17, 2008
Oh!Oh!! Some double piece i'ma dish out

@Sauce kid
Sauce kid, u still wearing the sizzle like it's some designer
Straight outta saucepan, i'ma put ur ass back in the fire

@Makavelle
U'sa pussy face, one Jigolo saw ur face n he hit erection
Thinking it's the lady's pussy he fuccked on vacation?
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 4:11pm On Sep 17, 2008
@J-Unit
Thanx for tha tip. . . . . . .I'ma check it out

Makavelle! Homie. . . .I see u only maim that cat. . . . .that seems like a pinch to me, let me do the finishing

Flowshow, Hoe-hoe, watever, Hey! Dumbass. . . . . .

Thanx for that isht now i got somthn for my baby cousin
Hope he likes it, and he don't go all the way cussing
Like "Wtf?! I aint gon thank u this aint isht it's a fuxxin trash"
Multiple I.D retard aint isht, he just runnin out of my asscrack
Listen it was over fo i battle ya, i did'nt battle i just won
'twas like walkin u over, like u was growing on my lawn
Flow more isht bout me and get your filthy ass mowed down
And remind u of the day u stick your d!ck in Pythons mouth
Wait a sec.! Edosioo's gift?! lol yeah Edosio's gift
She can bring it on if she can do tha double thrift
If u got mo lifes than a cat, u still don't count 1
Forever remain a looser, or loose your remain punk


Silence now B!tch
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 3:19pm On Sep 17, 2008
Hmmmmmm. . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 8:15pm On Sep 16, 2008
@Ol'Sync
Hey chill it up bro. . . . . . .dont be trippin

@J-Unit
Thanx for ur contribution thou, u Know i'm pretty sure i couldda get more that 2 cents from ya for that piece, i know i aint good nuff to get more than that but like i told ya. . . . . .THIS IS JUST THE BEGINING!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Alexpissu Vs Bjpumpin by Crude(m): 7:02pm On Sep 15, 2008
@ Makavelle
Lol
Rap Battles / Re: Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by Crude(m): 6:51pm On Sep 15, 2008
Ok. . . . .ok. . . . .Okey dokey

I'ma crack some jokes here, u too can do that if u got one iite. I just wan' see niggars put on a smiling face. . . . ok

Two girls were sitting in a park, one brunette and one blonde. . . . . .and

Brunette: Hmmm. . . . I smell sperm
Blonde: Oh! Sorry I just belched
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 5:44pm On Sep 12, 2008
Lol. . . . . . . .Yeah! Sure, i do sir
Rap Battles / Re: Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by Crude(m): 5:42pm On Sep 12, 2008
Where the fools strive, the wise thrive
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 4:51pm On Sep 12, 2008
The final brutality @Makavalle

It's a pity Maka's the victim while i wrap up this tragedy
You'sa good sight for sore eyes, exit rap, enter auto-elegy
Watch me bust the mic n throw this buster down the bustle
Tumbled into muddle, he ate my knuckle n gurgle blood bubble
He got frailty, this weakling got no inkling of rap duelling
I aint battlin him, me drillin him n make rap seems gruellin
His Banks is out of Buck, cause his Game worths 50 for a cent
Tautin vocal cord tighter than fiddle string, spittin nonsense
The only time u spew punches is when u eat 'em from me
I'm as coarse as hemp n fiercer than farmished menagrie
Strike that "R" from "Friend" if u wan kno me homie
Me to this pip-squeak is like a blue whale to a jellyfish
This n!kkur is hot head, he dived into my "Lake Punch"
He emerged looking all drenched in bruises and bumps
His melting eyes read "Crude but u promised to be good"
Sorry dude the truth is good aint good in my hood

                                                                                                What say u Homeboy?
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 4:23pm On Sep 12, 2008
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 7:40pm On Sep 11, 2008
Oh gosh!! I wont stand and watch u diss brid. . . . .

A quikie. . . . . .


I'm kicking it high catch Shaz's mouths now she's whimpering
Sweep her legs off the ground, have like a love-vendor limping
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 7:30pm On Sep 11, 2008
@Hybrid-X

Gotcha bro. . . . . .i'ma stick to that
Music/Radio / Re: Fruity Loops Wizard: Any Body Who Can Produce And Arrange On Fruity Loops by Crude(m): 7:17pm On Sep 11, 2008
@Youngmayor

I'ma holla at ya and see if we can work somthn out. . . .here u got my number 08055782557
Rap Battles / Re: Official Battle Rap Music Download Thread. Ask And Get by Crude(m): 10:22am On Sep 11, 2008
Ur Boo? U know i aint gon say go fuxx urself, cos u're doing that already, i mean Edosioo fuxxing with Bolaji, While BjPumping sucks Chasisgirl, that means. . . . .Oh! My Gosh! U got two piece one at a time. . . . .
(1) U're a fuxxing retard
(2) U're a 1st class hermaphrodite who fuxxs himself all nite long


Congrats
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 10:10am On Sep 11, 2008
@Hybrid
Huh. . . .u know i 'ppreciate ya supporting the movement. . . . . .Thanx bro, but i aint gon shut my pisk now. . . .i'ma. . . .

Give u my words, Brid men u made me
Like u was God, niggar i'ma praise thee (Lol)
Yo! i'm the dude that give it out with all crudity
U said "Flow like u dont respect Lyrical immunity"

@Segzi
Got stuffs to do, so i'ma whoop u in a hurry
No time to slow it down, u got it rough? I'm sorry
I got crude knuckle Brid tell this dowg to watch it,
'fo i plunk it too rough on this retard b!tch
Rap graph leveled ur flow with a blank page
U're steppin too close, u're plunging me into rage
Dont stress me, dont vex me son, dont test me
'fo i have ur ass whimpering like "God help me"


I aint that serious with this, i'ma do it for real 2morrow
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 9:20am On Sep 11, 2008
@Javaprince

Lol dawg. . . .been a long time bro. . . . . . .Erm. . . . . .U know Makavelle said he wont battle no more, He just does'nt wan' quit in peace so he be waitin till i smack his ass to pieces. . . . .

@Makavelle

Aiite aiite, i aint worried bout nothn, this time 2morrow i'ma descend with full Crudity on ya ass again. . . . .Watch out!

@Edosioo

Stay tuned! While i smack this asshole wink
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 3:15pm On Sep 08, 2008
Wow!

Dont blame me, peeps i'm just doing it
Malc's like a rap-dragon n Brid's spits TNT
Smith needs no wesson to pop em Bullets
Malth's? Phew! He aint nothn but the Rocket


@everybody

I'm so sorry, i just cant but prop up whoever i noticed as the Dope
Rap Battles / Re: Official Battle Rap Music Download Thread. Ask And Get by Crude(m): 3:00pm On Sep 08, 2008
Wat? U stryna chat with yaself? U know only the people who's mentally derranged do that. . . . .and erm. . , .u're not {nut} are u?

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