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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:43pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
Omg!!!! Been ages long!!!!! Is my flows even heavy enuff to cause any havoc these days i fvcking doubt this! LoLz . . . . been rusty, been so fvcking rusty ..... |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Crude(m): 7:50pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
***just peeping*** Does my name ring a bell E don tay jare.....going off |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 5:44am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Xup peeps.......new faces I see! Where 'em vets @? Extinct?! Ffr is all fired up....I see...y'all keep it G' |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:14pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
@Sleakid.....ɪ̣̝̇ see u bro....Thanx FO̶̷̩̥̊͡Я †ђξ ups @3blac....good work...... Peace out. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:13pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
@Sleakid.....ɪ̣̝̇ see u bro.... @3blac....good work...... Peace out. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 8:04am On Jan 20, 2013 |
Haven't done this since like stone ages (lol)......Aghem! Mite sound rusty thou, don't judge me....Leggo I long jump this quietude, back on track, its ma field Been married to this barren game, cos nothing it Yields Me join the race n keep the pace that's so outta space Entangle cats in net, like i wanna kno 'em Net weights I thot it's gon be better days on certain dates But like a car on the wrong turning reverse is the case Been reading thru lines n rhymes frm various cats Got me tip off my hat to y'all keeping it hot like that And other cats with lyrics so slack like jean on sag They'll call u wack, n u be asked to 4get this game of Rap Wit love, act broke in hearts and pay 'em no mind Dikkk-Out, Screw ur game clockwise, tighten ur line It's my call, i'll take the beef offering, like an idol U worship me in fear, i can see it in ur eyeball, This midget can't reach out i'm leaving the game high ball I dey(day) light, ur dark path ensures ur nite fall U on Law of gravity, wat goes up comes down I'm on Aerodynamic can't even bring myself down I've been keeping my goal, u can call me number one Mr. King-Kong i'm on top of u, like the crown u have on My kindda watch is scarce so i aint wasting my time son Time na money, i'm 4eva counting it like pendulum I'm shining so Hot, i got these dudes a.$$ baking Next time i step in he won't run, he stand there shaking Call for back up, cos too much frm me u'll be taking But i'll take y'all out, like i'm double dating....... |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 10:27am On Aug 16, 2011 |
I'm in, Hey to yall who been keeping ds place locked down, usa bomb yall, @dbr, pls can i get a contact of u facebook or anything, holla a me, mahn make sure u do, 've got somthn for u, my face book acct tom michaels crude oluwafemi, make sure u do, I'm out, |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 4:46pm On May 03, 2011 |
Yo Ibime DBR, hahaha, lemme quickly Again dis lyrical athletes on track running FFR to cloud 9 U's alergic to speed? Get ur a$$ on d sideline Nd gaze while i gather pace n join d race to tha ace Imma wear u with socks if u step up barefaced Oh i see u shaz like u's hidden behind a see thru Lol, Ma ghetto Gospel inspired by what i been thru Riding storms like bentley D cross is heavy but i gotta bear it Since Comfort left me, tears keeping me company I keep d ball hard like dis game is a hockey Till i soar higher like eagle i'mma knock it Use ma lines against me like u'sa mord-sith? Furrk it Ranking? drop it. Like 9ja water pipes i'm so so so rusty, It's unprepared for pls never mind, |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 4:40pm On May 03, 2011 |
Yo Ibime DBR, hahaha, lemme quickly Again dis lyrical athletes on track running FFR to cloud 9 U's alergic to speed? Get ur a$$ on d sideline Nd gaze while i gather pace n join d race to tha ace Imma wear u with socks if u step up barefaced Oh i see u shaz like u's hidden behind a see thru Lol, Ma ghetto Gospel inspired by what i been thru Riding storms like bentley D cross is heavy but i gotta bear it Since Comfort left me, tears keeping me company I keep d ball hard like dis game is a hockey Till i soar higher like eagle i'mma knock it Use ma lines against me like u'sa mord-sith? Furrk it Ranking? drop it. Like 9ja water pipes i'm so so so rusty, It's unprepared for pls never mind, |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 11:27am On Apr 19, 2011 |
I'm |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 4:08am On Mar 23, 2011 |
''I'm dizz 9ice like Ruggedman'' I luv dat Myk |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 3:51am On Mar 23, 2011 |
Thi |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 5:10pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
Yo, . . Malc, Hybrid, DBR, 04kaa. . . . .And all ya'll. . . , Have i wish y'all Happy New Year? I dont think so. . . .So HAPPY NEW YEAR niccaz No heat on this just a simple freething. . . .i got seduced and i succumbed to that plea now this guy's been all psyched out. . . . .I dont care tho. . . . @The nicca next door I hope u see this U can reply me if u feel dissed Can i use ur restroom plssssss. . . . . . . . I got a retch Now i'm throwing up bars like i ate up Kirikiri Cover u in d puke, got u Terry G up (((Free me))) I'm so hieroglyphics yo 'bleeping dullards cant read me Shining so bright u need more than sunglasses to see me I'll still remain RUDE if y'all dont C me Like a slug thru the skin ur girl do feel me She's so hard to get cos u been keeping that rusty All tighter than a drum, so when i hit it she love it Ma name is ringing in her head u can dial those digits Shoot ur mouth at moi again i'mma shatter u to pieces Lil dikk Mo'focca |
Rap Battles / Re: WARCRAFT: Official Update/Callout Thread. by Crude(m): 8:02pm On Jan 23, 2011 |
Oh! Good Lord. . . . .I'm begining to feel like a microbe now. . . . I messed up big time, hope Eldee found a place in his heart to forgive me. . . . . . .I saw that msg too late. . . .Pardon me man. . . . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:52pm On Jan 23, 2011 |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 8:36pm On Nov 23, 2010 |
Hey 3D i just read ur lines n dat popped a questn on ma lips. . . .were u a hidden lethal weapon or u was a diamond in d dirt dat just got found? b4 u SUIT URSELF. . . first CUT your COAT TO YA SIZE!/ battles are and if they ever said sumone beat me. . They meant he was stealing me lines Luv em |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 2:18pm On Nov 22, 2010 |
@Malthus I just dont know wat to say bro. . . .all i know is u damn well still on point of the game like decimal @Ibime n DBR Wats wrong wiv y'all these dayz. . . . .i mean i'm aboutta allege ya'll ni99az for commiting arson in here. . . .u're setting this thread ablaze mahn!. . .i had wanted to do somthn different but those explosions from u guys up there is making me go like. . . Yoh! It's ur bud[/i]dy coming [i]verdant/ Swinging blade like Conan/ Always on pad n pen I'm as wasteful as Hen/ Cos lyrically i'm buoyant/ Littluns be vigillant/ Cos me talons n fangs/. . . . got ur back like i owe u one Mehn!/ a phuckn condolence/ In black jacket n black pants that's how i make ma payments Catch me in vestment/ of bullet proof preaching pestilence/ Distant such from devilment/ It's simply the element/ U'll discern no detriment/ If u'd be more sentient/ Address me a serpent/ My lineament is line management/ lol We're getting paid off this page/ Better hide ur face behind curtails/ n keep that pace behind me space/ I hold tha 4 ace in this race/ So Mr. James i hardly[i][Hadley] Chase[/i]/ I ready got ma wage/ Ni99a pay me tha Homage/ 'Fo this stutterer holla Hey[A]/ I'd get him all BC[Bizzy] n D[/b]e faced/ Leave him in d middle of now[b]H[/b]ere like [b]H/ Stomp a bone outta ur waist/ Encage a flying grenade in ur ribcage/ Giving the seamstress helluva day/ Whew. . . . aint easier as i thot. . . .Ibime, DBR. . . .i wonder how many sweat roll out when u do this. . . .ROFLMAO. . . .Oh my! my |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 4:38pm On Nov 05, 2010 |
Dbr Ibi |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:47pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
A walk down the old lane. . . .n here i found some old piece of mine Crude: |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:20pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
tianshie: Hmmm. . . . . tianshie: One line. . . .Take 'em shoes off ur mouth n quit running ur mouth Bitch Now i'm livid Aiyo! Get ma quill ink-filled Me gon' long jump this quietude, it's ma track n' rap is ma field N1gga deal me the deal u all stuffed to the gills. . . . . . . .with pills u'sa phucking sickler homie u aint ill U know Fakerz are alwayz Haterz of the true Playerz Sho i come latter but render u former like M.C Hammer Yoh! Address me the 1st 2 words in the Lords prayer Beef is done, I'm serving any1 like the blind waiter If u cant spit. . . . . this piece u sho can swallow A lead u can follow. . . 'tmight lead to the gallow I warned ma flo is raging torrent stay with ur shallows U'te too close i'll open u up so all can see ur inside is yellow Bust ur phucking melon that way i know watcha thinking Stick ma dik in ur brain n phuck watcha thinking Confess the pain is excruciating when i tongue-whip Jeez! Ma tongue gottabe spiky, cos i dont slip it when i run it Watch Out! I'm laying ma shit down dont trip on it Ur girls crotcha hole drip on it Like decimal i'm still on point, With all these A.C i'm still burning Fly over rocks yet i leave a print on it Call me a pregnant crab way i deliver shell with rage U aint delivering nada, u's like a phucking pansy marriage Check this mirror image of stone age stryna rattle ma cage An ignited grenade is aboutta fly, i lock it up i his rib-cage There's Jello-wannabe-tough, feining son-of-a-gun Now i'm blasting pops at kids, I'm gone, using DBR's siggy oNe Now wat,. . . . , . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 5:31pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
DBR Ez on the isht. . . . .that's dopey dope. . . . . Elbereth, i see u bro. . . .U' aiite. . . . .Ill on bruv. . . . Ibime could u pls try and be wack for just a sec. . . . I dont see any possibility in wat i just said .RFLMAO . .U's the bomb man. . . .u's the bomb |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 11:07am On Oct 07, 2010 |
DBR: How am i s'pose to battle an already lost battle. . . . . .He's a phucking looser who wont admit it without whining. . . . . .Going bout here talking bout he's a Pet. . . . I mean Vet. . . . .Lil Phucker! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:24pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
@DBR Another one from this rap gliterati. . . . . . @Chamo Baba Maybe i'll do it like u do sometimes. . . . . . @Mykali U's bold enuff to be seen. . . , i see u man |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:12pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
@Tianshie Never want it amounting to this. . . . But if only u could catch me on this, Check U read evry bit of ma text, i see i done piddle on u Right? Now u smelling all pissed on, lemme clean u off little mite Punctuality is the in-thing U's 3 days Late, flowing stiffness rigor-mortis mustta set in This is the warm-up, so phuck duvet coat this cold season I leave u hot it's sizzling, ma reign(rain) aint started i'm only drizzling Rocking your wife Hot-to-bake, u can see her melting like snowflake When i spit it, i'm quick with it, u're coming so slow on the uptake U's right, wayback i was lyrically none Then i climbed u as ladder attain the top, u're ma step-son Cos ei'time i put your ma sensation thru ma rectum to ma brain Tho u loose than her hole even when shackled up in chain Soon as i walloped u, your ma like "Us my biggest mistake i shuldda swallowed u" Sorwyy i spill your blood fool, i'm cruel and pragmatic too Cos u's mouthy being blue-blooded, so i gotta show N.L the truth U been feignin Star till i gulped u down n piss u off your bar N1gga gone fruity on this, i'mma send in "the Grim Reaper" Me standing tall like column, T aint sh1t he's the phucking plinth Watch me soar like clouds, clamping down on your friggin dream So wat now. . . . . .?! |
Rap Battles / Re: Naija @ 50. . . Whaaaaat?! by Crude(m): 12:34pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
@Semid 4life. . . . .Thanx Bruva @Fred87 Cool. . . . . .But try re-arrange 'em lines to make it more comprehendible. . . . . .tight texts tho |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 11:28am On Oct 01, 2010 |
[b]Old tymes my Foot. . . . . . . .U know i mean U! Lil-Red-Riding-Thread Phuckers just let loose ma imprisoned rage When it's Rhyme time, ya know i kindda hate timed rhyme Would wan' empty me mind for this time keeper's bell chime Crude's wanted, but i aint got no crime Sparked lines, explosion i'm prime suspect in the crime U aint red hot u only got high fever try artesunate Now chip off d block, i date it back to the cave Dotted i's, crossed t and sh1t, u'r behind the pace Yo mirror of the stone age, flip the new page, it's a new age Ma punches fatten your face?! Ma bad i got pugilist rage + i thought u'r hardfaced Oh! No! aint gotta start a row to fall in gliterati's row I got basics whole, get tha show on road n show u the road Me's dope than your Coke, u'll keep [i]Fanta[/i]sizin that Fo u finalizin that, yor girl i'm [i]anal[/i]izin that Little-brittle give the bow u aint good nuff even for 2nd fiddle U think i done piddle on u? Fine let the battle fire kindle[/b] I'm waiting bruv. . . . . . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: Naija @ 50. . . Whaaaaat?! by Crude(m): 11:04am On Oct 01, 2010 |
googles: Shuldda done that b4 but now. . . . . .but i got technical problm. . . . .anyway t'aint too late tho. . . . . So. . . . Check this. . . . [b]Y'all pls dont take umbrage at this I'm stryna be out wif ma tingling mind. . . , lol Okey-dokey, Naija Happy buffday but phukk the public holiday Pop no champagne n masticate that "hip hip hooray"! Cos there aint nothn to celebrate Like buried corpse misses sun ray, we'r missing betterday 36 State of health deteriorates every friggin day Plague-like infection tends to swipe us all away Are we gon be perpetual in this amnesia This killer ailment i call it Bad-lida-shipia Now it done reach epidermic proportion in Nigeria Hitting the Economy's like anaemia, choking us like Asthma Take a look at least @50 we should be toddlin But we lying doggo unmoving let alone crawling Several drugs been administered like Militiacin DE-mocrazene, but the symptom is forever persisting While the Heads know where n how to push the Button But with core intention they took the wrong turning Leading n setting our foot on the Isrealites journey Shittin' n fartin in our mouth, i aint joking i'm burning Why? 7 Points agenda chilling in the hollow with it's founder Pls let the execu[i]thieves[/i] provide us with the answer[/b] Ooops . . . . . . . .Next! |
Rap Battles / Naija @ 50. . . Whaaaaat?! by Crude(m): 1:24pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Say somthn ya'll are we suppose to be happy or dissappointed As long bars as u could |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 1:19pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
DBR: DBR! DBR!! DBR!!!. . . . . .U deserve being locked out in an assylum. U were supposed to throw Heats in here! Not burn the mo'phucking place down!!!! D A M N!!!!!!!! I'll pen a lil somthn-somthn soon. . . . . .been up to ma eyelid in me studio stuffs. . . . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: THE FORGOTTEN (Mykali V Aquaman)****** by Crude(m): 7:50pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Aquaman----Tight, Mykali----Dope Aquaman wuldda have it with more bars. . . . . , my vote goes to Mykali |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:13pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
@DBR Every time i think about hitting u from behind u always come up with surprises, ni99a tell me, were u most especially cut out for such an act. . . . . . . .RFLMAOL. . . . . .tha ish is wat i call explosion. . . . . . @Chamo Baba Where u been Dowg?! Missed u like a needle in an ocean. . . . . .Well, just a blurb @o4kaa I've been eiwhere, just been hard to find. . . . .Mahn, u always throw live n fun in here |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:10pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
[b]Just killin time. . . . . . . . Trying to get all bizzy, with this itty-frizzy This whizzy on this sleazy shitty, droppin it eazy Why i'm i feeling this tizzy? Hick!. . . .I'm tipsy Just got outta nap with this nature of breezy U can say i'm Dicky, i aint no pussi, i aint sissy Somthn done miff me, i feel i'm goin fruity Already got me good time, cos i got me nice watch Seek solitude, chill it on a bottle of Scotch Wrapped up me spliff, pull at a couple squiff Relax on ma back n watch gust of air whiff. . . . . . .da smoke/ I wish i dove her off the cliff Nobody died yet, but she got me feeling bereaved Why she called it quit right on Valentine's eve? She knows it'll be cold, but why she wan leave? Her Ma was scolding she bouncing with a thug But this thug been treatin her like a fragile Mug Now i'm most wanted for mis-using me co*ck Always leading the race, while behind me back i got Cop If i got nabbed they gon pull an allegation "Ra.pe" Clobber me with baton, till my face is outta shape If i die in their hands bury me butt-unclothed facing the grass So i can phuck the world while they all kiss me a$$ . . . . . . . . .Still a soldier[/b] |
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