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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:43pm On Sep 15, 2017
Omg!!!! Been ages long!!!!! Is my flows even heavy enuff to cause any havoc these days i fvcking doubt this! LoLz . . . . been rusty, been so fvcking rusty cool .....
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Crude(m): 7:50pm On Jun 17, 2016
***just peeping*** Does my name ring a bell E don tay jare.....going off
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 5:44am On Sep 07, 2014
Xup peeps.......new faces I see! Where 'em vets @? Extinct?! Ffr is all fired up....I see...y'all keep it G'
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:14pm On Jan 20, 2013
@Sleakid.....ɪ̣̝̇ see u bro....Thanx FO̶̷̩̥̊͡Я †ђξ ups
@3blac....good work......

Peace out.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:13pm On Jan 20, 2013
@Sleakid.....ɪ̣̝̇ see u bro....
@3blac....good work......

Peace out.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 8:04am On Jan 20, 2013
Haven't done this since like stone ages (lol)......Aghem! Mite sound rusty thou, don't judge me....Leggo

I long jump this quietude, back on track, its ma field
Been married to this barren game, cos nothing it Yields
Me join the race n keep the pace that's so outta space
Entangle cats in net, like i wanna kno 'em Net weights
I thot it's gon be better days on certain dates
But like a car on the wrong turning reverse is the case
Been reading thru lines n rhymes frm various cats
Got me tip off my hat to y'all keeping it hot like that
And other cats with lyrics so slack like jean on sag
They'll call u wack, n u be asked to 4get this game of Rap
Wit love, act broke in hearts and pay 'em no mind
Dikkk-Out, Screw ur game clockwise, tighten ur line
It's my call, i'll take the beef offering, like an idol
U worship me in fear, i can see it in ur eyeball,
This midget can't reach out i'm leaving the game high ball
I dey(day) light, ur dark path ensures ur nite fall
U on Law of gravity, wat goes up comes down
I'm on Aerodynamic can't even bring myself down
I've been keeping my goal, u can call me number one
Mr. King-Kong i'm on top of u, like the crown u have on
My kindda watch is scarce so i aint wasting my time son
Time na money, i'm 4eva counting it like pendulum
I'm shining so Hot, i got these dudes a.$$ baking
Next time i step in he won't run, he stand there shaking
Call for back up, cos too much frm me u'll be taking
But i'll take y'all out, like i'm double dating.......
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 10:27am On Aug 16, 2011
I'm in,
Hey to yall who been keeping ds place locked down, usa bomb yall,

@dbr, pls can i get a contact of u facebook or anything, holla a me, mahn make sure u do, 've got somthn for u, my face book acct tom michaels crude oluwafemi, make sure u do,
I'm out,
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 4:46pm On May 03, 2011
Yo Ibime DBR, hahaha, lemme quickly


Again dis lyrical athletes on track running FFR to cloud 9
U's alergic to speed? Get ur a$$ on d sideline
Nd gaze while i gather pace n join d race to tha ace
Imma wear u with socks if u step up barefaced
Oh i see u shaz like u's hidden behind a see thru
Lol, Ma ghetto Gospel inspired by what i been thru
Riding storms like bentley
D cross is heavy but i gotta bear it
Since Comfort left me, tears keeping me company
I keep d ball hard like dis game is a hockey
Till i soar higher like eagle i'mma knock it
Use ma lines against me like u'sa mord-sith? Furrk it
Ranking? drop it. Like 9ja water pipes i'm so so so rusty,



It's unprepared for pls never mind,
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 4:40pm On May 03, 2011
Yo Ibime DBR, hahaha, lemme quickly


Again dis lyrical athletes on track running FFR to cloud 9
U's alergic to speed? Get ur a$$ on d sideline
Nd gaze while i gather pace n join d race to tha ace
Imma wear u with socks if u step up barefaced
Oh i see u shaz like u's hidden behind a see thru
Lol, Ma ghetto Gospel inspired by what i been thru
Riding storms like bentley
D cross is heavy but i gotta bear it
Since Comfort left me, tears keeping me company
I keep d ball hard like dis game is a hockey
Till i soar higher like eagle i'mma knock it
Use ma lines against me like u'sa mord-sith? Furrk it
Ranking? drop it. Like 9ja water pipes i'm so so so rusty,



It's unprepared for pls never mind,
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 11:27am On Apr 19, 2011
I'm
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 4:08am On Mar 23, 2011
''I'm dizz 9ice like Ruggedman''
I luv dat Myk
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 3:51am On Mar 23, 2011
Thi
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 5:10pm On Feb 09, 2011
Yo, . . Malc, Hybrid, DBR, 04kaa. . . . .And all ya'll. . . , Have i wish y'all Happy New Year? I dont think so. . . .So HAPPY NEW YEAR niccaz

No heat on this just a simple freething. . . .i got seduced and i succumbed to that plea now this guy's been all psyched out. . . . .I dont care tho. . . .

@The nicca next door

I hope u see this
U can reply me if u feel dissed
Can i use ur restroom plssssss. . . . . . . .
I got a retch

Now i'm throwing up bars like i ate up Kirikiri
Cover u in d puke, got u Terry G up (((Free me)))
I'm so hieroglyphics yo 'bleeping dullards cant read me
Shining so bright u need more than sunglasses to see me
I'll still remain RUDE if y'all dont C me
Like a slug thru the skin ur girl do feel me
She's so hard to get cos u been keeping that rusty
All tighter than a drum, so when i hit it she love it
Ma name is ringing in her head u can dial those digits
Shoot ur mouth at moi again i'mma shatter u to pieces
Lil dikk Mo'focca
Rap Battles / Re: WARCRAFT: Official Update/Callout Thread. by Crude(m): 8:02pm On Jan 23, 2011
Oh! Good Lord. . . . .I'm begining to feel like a microbe now. . . . I messed up big time, hope Eldee found a place in his heart to forgive me. . . . . . .I saw that msg too late. . . .Pardon me man. . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:52pm On Jan 23, 2011
Check out this link. . . . .Newly uploaded freestyles and shitt

http://www.myspace.com/crudeng
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 8:36pm On Nov 23, 2010
Hey 3D i just read ur lines n dat popped a questn on ma lips. . . .were u a hidden lethal weapon or u was a diamond in d dirt dat just got found?

b4 u SUIT URSELF. . . first CUT your COAT TO YA SIZE!/ battles are

and if they ever said sumone beat me. . They meant he was stealing me lines

Luv em
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 2:18pm On Nov 22, 2010
@Malthus
I just dont know wat to say bro. . . .all i know is u damn well still on point of the game like decimal

@Ibime n DBR
Wats wrong wiv y'all these dayz. . . . .i mean i'm aboutta allege ya'll ni99az for commiting arson in here. . . .u're setting this thread ablaze mahn!. . .i had wanted to do somthn different but those explosions from u guys up there is making me go like. . . Yoh!


It's ur bud[/i]dy coming [i]verdant/
Swinging blade like Conan/
Always on pad n pen
I'm as wasteful as Hen/
Cos lyrically i'm buoyant/
Littluns be vigillant/
Cos me talons n fangs/. . . .
got ur back like i owe u one Mehn!/
a phuckn condolence/
In black jacket n black pants
that's how i make ma payments
Catch me in vestment/
of bullet proof preaching pestilence/
Distant such from devilment/
It's simply the element/
U'll discern no detriment/
If u'd be more sentient/
Address me a serpent/
My lineament is line management/ lol
We're getting paid off this page/
Better hide ur face behind curtails/
n keep that pace behind me space/
I hold tha 4 ace in this race/
So Mr. James i hardly[i][Hadley] Chase[/i]/
I ready got ma wage/
Ni99a pay me tha Homage/
'Fo this stutterer holla Hey[A]/
I'd get him all BC[Bizzy] n D[/b]e faced/
Leave him in d middle of now[b]H[/b]ere like [b]H
/
Stomp a bone outta ur waist/
Encage a flying grenade in ur ribcage/
Giving the seamstress helluva day/


Whew. . . . aint easier as i thot. . . .Ibime, DBR. . . .i wonder how many sweat roll out when u do this. . . .ROFLMAO. . . .Oh my! my
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 4:38pm On Nov 05, 2010
Dbr Ibi
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:47pm On Nov 04, 2010
A walk down the old lane. . . .n here i found some old piece of mine

Crude:
I done paid terrible price, it's high time i purchased a difference
Call me a sinking coxswain how i exercise all reasonable dilligence
Ma presence? It reaches out like the scent of burning incense
Nairaland's Historical Evidence lends it's credence to the pestilence. . . .
. . . .Bars i done fence arround 'em Cretin Rap Students
Now i'm lyrically resourceful, i unleash ma dicck n fucck prudence
This lines might appear belated/
But Isht i done stated aint unrated + Crude aint close to outdated
Brains like excavator, yall dig this, isht aint gotta be annotated
The sick me aint enervated/
I'm fully fledge, clamping down n leaving weaklings ill-fated
Way i soar above the date ya'll can tell Crude be updated
Herad Igloo plaintiffed out, said Bad-backside Crude flow too cold
Doc's like "On the Contrary, he got furnace down his throat"
This Busters mission is busting the mic n leaving lips busted
But haters full to the brim with mockery like G's-Clipping-Musket
Lyrically i ride Retards out, it's ma duty dont grease ma wheels
Tsk! I aint in the Spirit to blind-Swing that Dagger one a-piece
Fucck the game staying gridlocked/
Ya'll gon' let me thru like needle in the course of it's patches work
Was NL' a cobbler? cos therein i was polished, n true matter of fact is
I'ma shine so bright that to see me u gon' need a friggin sunglasses
This aint no diss piece, it's ma lyricography thesis
To all newbies, like blank pages skip over any playa haters critics

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:20pm On Nov 04, 2010
tianshie:

@'Smith

Here bro. Lots of sh*ts goin' down here, drama et al.
Plus (would you believe) I got near-dissed by some airhead with cotton wool for a brain.


Hmmm. . . . .

tianshie:


I mean. . . what's up wit these teenagers these days? Their manners so crude.


One line. . . .Take 'em shoes off ur mouth n quit running ur mouth Bitch


Now i'm livid


Aiyo! Get ma quill ink-filled
Me gon' long jump this quietude, it's ma track n' rap is ma field
N1gga deal me the deal u all stuffed to the gills. . . . . .
. .with pills u'sa phucking sickler homie u aint ill
U know Fakerz are alwayz Haterz of the true Playerz
Sho i come latter but render u former like M.C Hammer
Yoh! Address me the 1st 2 words in the Lords prayer
Beef is done, I'm serving any1 like the blind waiter
If u cant spit. . . . .  this piece u sho can swallow
A lead u can follow. .  . 'tmight lead to the gallow
I warned ma flo is raging torrent stay with ur shallows
U'te too close i'll open u up so all can see ur inside is yellow
Bust ur phucking melon that way i know watcha thinking
Stick ma dik in ur brain n phuck watcha thinking
Confess the pain is excruciating when i tongue-whip
Jeez! Ma tongue gottabe spiky, cos i dont slip it when i run it
Watch Out! I'm laying ma shit down dont trip on it
Ur girls crotcha hole drip on it
Like decimal i'm still on point, With all these A.C i'm still burning
Fly over rocks yet i leave a print on it
Call me a pregnant crab way i deliver shell with rage
U aint delivering nada, u's like a phucking pansy marriage
Check this mirror image of stone age stryna rattle ma cage
An ignited grenade is aboutta fly, i lock it up i his rib-cage
There's Jello-wannabe-tough, feining son-of-a-gun
Now i'm blasting pops at kids, I'm gone, using DBR's siggy oNe


Now wat,. . . . , . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 5:31pm On Nov 04, 2010
DBR Ez on the isht. . . . .that's dopey dope. . . . .

Elbereth, i see u bro. . . .U' aiite. . . . .Ill on bruv. . . .

Ibime could u pls try and be wack for just a sec. . . . I dont see any possibility in wat i just said .RFLMAO . .U's the bomb man. . . .u's the bomb
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 11:07am On Oct 07, 2010
DBR:

Just noticed u n Tianshe got a battle raggin . . grin

How am i s'pose to battle an already lost battle. . . . . .He's a phucking looser who wont admit it without whining. . . . . .Going bout here talking bout he's a Pet. . . . I mean Vet. . . . .Lil Phucker!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:24pm On Oct 04, 2010
@DBR
Another one from this rap gliterati. . . . . .

@Chamo Baba
Maybe i'll do it like u do sometimes. . . . . .

@Mykali
U's bold enuff to be seen. . . , i see u man
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:12pm On Oct 04, 2010
@Tianshie

Never want it amounting to this. . . .
But if only u could catch me on this,

Check
U read evry bit of ma text, i see i done piddle on u Right?
Now u smelling all pissed on, lemme clean u off little mite
Punctuality is the in-thing
U's 3 days Late, flowing stiffness rigor-mortis mustta set in
This is the warm-up, so phuck duvet coat this cold season
I leave u hot it's sizzling, ma reign(rain) aint started i'm only drizzling
Rocking your wife Hot-to-bake, u can see her melting like snowflake
When i spit it, i'm quick with it, u're coming so slow on the uptake
U's right, wayback i was lyrically none
Then i climbed u as ladder attain the top, u're ma step-son
Cos ei'time i put your ma sensation thru ma rectum to ma brain
Tho u loose than her hole even when shackled up in chain
Soon as i walloped u,
your ma like "Us my biggest mistake i shuldda swallowed u"
Sorwyy i spill your blood fool, i'm cruel and pragmatic too
Cos u's mouthy being blue-blooded, so i gotta show N.L the truth
U been feignin Star till i gulped u down n piss u off your bar
N1gga gone fruity on this, i'mma send in "the Grim Reaper"
Me standing tall like column, T aint sh1t he's the phucking plinth
Watch me soar like clouds, clamping down on your friggin dream

So wat now. . . . . .?!
Rap Battles / Re: Naija @ 50. . . Whaaaaat?! by Crude(m): 12:34pm On Oct 04, 2010
@Semid 4life. . . . .Thanx Bruva

@Fred87
Cool. . . . . .But try re-arrange 'em lines to make it more comprehendible. . . . . .tight texts tho
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 11:28am On Oct 01, 2010
[b]Old tymes my Foot. . . . . . . .U know i mean U! Lil-Red-Riding-Thread
Phuckers just let loose ma imprisoned rage

When it's Rhyme time, ya know i kindda hate timed rhyme
Would wan' empty me mind for this time keeper's bell chime
Crude's wanted, but i aint got no crime
Sparked lines, explosion i'm prime suspect in the crime
U aint red hot u only got high fever try artesunate
Now chip off d block, i date it back to the cave
Dotted i's, crossed t and sh1t, u'r behind the pace
Yo mirror of the stone age, flip the new page, it's a new age
Ma punches fatten your face?!
Ma bad i got pugilist rage + i thought u'r hardfaced
Oh! No! aint gotta start a row to fall in gliterati's row
I got basics whole, get tha show on road n show u the road
Me's dope than your Coke, u'll keep [i]Fanta[/i]sizin that
Fo u finalizin that, yor girl i'm [i]anal[/i]izin that
Little-brittle give the bow u aint good nuff even for 2nd fiddle
U think i done piddle on u? Fine let the battle fire kindle[/b]

I'm waiting bruv. . . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Naija @ 50. . . Whaaaaat?! by Crude(m): 11:04am On Oct 01, 2010
googles:

undecided undecided

arent yuh s'posed to drop your own lines too. . . drop jor tongue

Shuldda done that b4 but now. . . . . .but i got technical problm. . . . .anyway t'aint too late tho. . . . .
So. . . .

Check this. . . .
[b]Y'all pls dont take umbrage at this
I'm stryna be out wif ma tingling mind. . . , lol


Okey-dokey, Naija Happy buffday but phukk the public holiday
Pop no champagne n masticate that "hip hip hooray"!
Cos there aint nothn to celebrate
Like buried corpse misses sun ray, we'r missing betterday
36 State of health deteriorates every friggin day
Plague-like infection tends to swipe us all away
Are we gon be perpetual in this amnesia
This killer ailment i call it Bad-lida-shipia
Now it done reach epidermic proportion in Nigeria
Hitting the Economy's like anaemia, choking us like Asthma
Take a look at least @50 we should be toddlin
But we lying doggo unmoving let alone crawling
Several drugs been administered like Militiacin
DE-mocrazene, but the symptom is forever persisting
While the Heads know where n how to push the Button
But with core intention they took the wrong turning
Leading n setting our foot on the Isrealites journey
Shittin' n fartin in our mouth, i aint joking i'm burning
Why? 7 Points agenda chilling in the hollow with it's founder
Pls let the execu[i]thieves[/i] provide us with the answer[/b]


Ooops . . . . . . . .Next!
Rap Battles / Naija @ 50. . . Whaaaaat?! by Crude(m): 1:24pm On Sep 28, 2010
Say somthn ya'll are we suppose to be happy or dissappointed

As long bars as u could
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 1:19pm On Sep 28, 2010
DBR:






gettin Married to their brain. . im Engagin their minds/
so soon finna Consumate . .finna Phuck up their minds/


and that's it. .i've been livin this Dream since ma Inception/
No exception. .liquor flow , full bar, check ma Reception//

All i do is Whip . .Neva fell for [b]S [/b]so no Deception/ get it?

so enjoy the citation loaded with the rockin vibration/
your chic culd c[i]u[/i]m off it . .cos it's my phuckin d[i]i[/i]cktation!/

DBR! DBR!! DBR!!!. . . . . .U deserve being locked out in an assylum. U were supposed to throw Heats in here! Not burn the mo'phucking place down!!!! D A M N!!!!!!!!

I'll pen a lil somthn-somthn soon. . . . . .been up to ma eyelid in me studio stuffs. . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: THE FORGOTTEN (Mykali V Aquaman)****** by Crude(m): 7:50pm On Aug 30, 2010
Aquaman----Tight, Mykali----Dope


Aquaman wuldda have it with more bars. . . . . , my vote goes to Mykali
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 7:13pm On Aug 30, 2010
@DBR
Every time i think about hitting u from behind u always come up with surprises, ni99a tell me, were u most especially cut out for such an act. . . . . . . .RFLMAOL. . . . . .tha ish is wat i call explosion. . . . . .

@Chamo Baba
Where u been Dowg?! Missed u like a needle in an ocean. . . . . .Well, just a blurb

@o4kaa
I've been eiwhere, just been hard to find. . . . .Mahn, u always throw live n fun in here
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Crude(m): 6:10pm On Aug 24, 2010
[b]Just killin time. . . . . . . .

Trying to get all bizzy, with this itty-frizzy
This whizzy on this sleazy shitty, droppin it eazy
Why i'm i feeling this tizzy? Hick!. . . .I'm tipsy
Just got outta nap with this nature of breezy
U can say i'm Dicky, i aint no pussi, i aint sissy
Somthn done miff me, i feel i'm goin fruity
Already got me good time, cos i got me nice watch
Seek solitude, chill it on a bottle of Scotch
Wrapped up me spliff, pull at a couple squiff
Relax on ma back n watch gust of air whiff. . . . .
. .da smoke/ I wish i dove her off the cliff
Nobody died yet, but she got me feeling bereaved
Why she called it quit right on Valentine's eve?
She knows it'll be cold, but why she wan leave?
Her Ma was scolding she bouncing with a thug
But this thug been treatin her like a fragile Mug
Now i'm most wanted for mis-using me co*ck
Always leading the race, while behind me back i got Cop
If i got nabbed they gon pull an allegation "Ra.pe"
Clobber me with baton, till my face is outta shape
If i die in their hands bury me butt-unclothed facing the grass
So i can phuck the world while they all kiss me a$$


. . . . . . . . .Still a soldier[/b]

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