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Career › Re: List of Companies That Promote Staff Welfare And Treat Them Well by crystalballs: 3:21pm On Nov 18, 2013

All mentioned are foreign coy.

what of Dangote group, Globacom, conoil, Bua sugar, okomu oil, Aiico insurance, Nicon Hilton Hotels etc....

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Family › Re: She Wants More Children. by crystalballs: 11:26am On Nov 18, 2013

Men are the ones that craves from children...
Women fear pregnancy and dreads childbirth time so they tend to wants few deliveries.

back to topic, why not sit her down and explain yourself and let her come up with her own defence.

whichever, both of you will reach agreement.

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Stakeholders To Gotv: You Are Operating Illegal Business; Take Case To N/a, Jona by crystalballs: 4:55pm On Nov 14, 2013

Ouch_Daddy: 5!!! Space-Booked! Will modify later

Big4wig: M

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Satellite TV Technology › Re: Stakeholders To Gotv: You Are Operating Illegal Business; Take Case To N/a, Jona by crystalballs: 4:48pm On Nov 14, 2013

itv and *times at work.

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Celebrities › Re: Photos: At Last 9ice Flaunts His Twins by crystalballs: 12:23pm On Nov 12, 2013

aanumama: Smh, if 9ice truly flaunt those beautiful kids then he's a useless man!
Why did they first deny their children Anyway he's not the first and won't be the last, yeyebrity

abeg why take panandol for another man's headache.

Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Would You Kill For Your God? by crystalballs: 1:03pm On Nov 10, 2013

JustifiedChild: No, I won't...because unlike other gods, the God I serve doesn't need my help to take care of his business..like a boss that he is

One of the duties of your god is to kill?

Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe In Prayers Posted Online? by crystalballs: 1:02pm On Nov 10, 2013

Marketing strategy....

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church? by crystalballs: 1:01pm On Nov 10, 2013

Because Pastor is always preaching prosperity.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Practice Do You Hate In A Particular Church? by crystalballs: 1:00pm On Nov 10, 2013

Ushers directing handsome single guys to sit beside pretty single ladies.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Your Motive For Paying Tithe by crystalballs: 12:59pm On Nov 10, 2013

To receive another in multiple folds.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Self-Confessed Criminals And False Pastors Sell CDs ? by crystalballs: 12:59pm On Nov 10, 2013

Man must chop...

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Education › Which Is Correct? by crystalballs(op): 12:58pm On Nov 10, 2013

(a) You have shot yourself IN the leg.
(b) You have shot yourself AT leg.
(C) You have shot yourself ON the leg.

Family › Re: What Type Of Signal Is This? by crystalballs: 11:15am On Nov 09, 2013

Women and their palava.

Romance › Re: What Is The Name Of This KISS... by crystalballs: 2:34pm On Nov 07, 2013

Straight2grave Kiss.

Fashion › Re: Hot Or Not? Stephanie Okereke Linus' Outfit To Nollywood @ 20 Glam Night by crystalballs: 7:58am On Nov 06, 2013

simple

Crime › Re: Two Women Abduct 33-year-old Man, Andrape Him by crystalballs: 7:55am On Nov 06, 2013

Madawaki01: Source??

Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by crystalballs: 6:37pm On Nov 05, 2013

wicked goal
killer goal
final goal

Celebrities › Re: Katy Perry Flashes Her White Pant While Performing Latest Single On Breakfast TV by crystalballs: 4:44pm On Oct 31, 2013

she was prepared for the "show off" not accidental.

Romance › Re: Do You Take Your Relationship As A Personal Responsibility? by crystalballs: 4:47pm On Oct 30, 2013

Noted...

Will see to implementation.

Science/Technology › Re: Leucistic Texas Rat White Snake (Picture) by crystalballs: 4:43pm On Oct 30, 2013

It will be so beautiful in the my pot of soup too...

Entertainment › Re: Shocking PHOTOS + VIDEO Of Oyibo Girls Fighting Dirty by crystalballs: 4:18pm On Oct 29, 2013

surely they fight cos of son of Adam.

Fashion › Re: Can You Wear This In Naija? by crystalballs: 4:17pm On Oct 29, 2013

Its a good cloth for oshodi and environs.

lets see what the area boys make of it.

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Politics › Re: Car Buried With Bodies Discovered In Nasarawa by crystalballs: 12:37pm On Sep 25, 2013

0mbatse ppu

Family › Re: When Your Spouse Does Not Make Intimate Move For Months. by crystalballs: 3:27pm On Sep 24, 2013

I do call her to ask what is happening after 2-3weeks of no action, even when i know the answer.

But it is always disturbing.

Romance › Re: Things You Need To Know About 'Office Romance'. by crystalballs: 3:19pm On Sep 20, 2013

tips indeed.

Career › Re: Basic Medical Science In Nigeria - The Way Forward? by crystalballs: 4:28pm On Sep 19, 2013

Niaja...country of immense possibilities but...corruption and self centeredness.

Family › Re: A Tribute To All Caring Fathers !!! by crystalballs: 4:06pm On Sep 19, 2013

Am one too.

A loving and caring dad for that matter.

Health › Re: Kpomo Sellers Arrested In Sapele For Using Embalming Fluid To Fatten Kpomo by crystalballs: 3:58pm On Sep 19, 2013

kai, i like kpomo ehnnnnn.

see as dis women spoil food for me.

Car Talk › Re: Ferrari 458 Italia In Lagos! by crystalballs: 3:00pm On Sep 19, 2013

Naija all the way

Politics › Who Is To Be Blame For Nigeria Ineffective Taxation System? by crystalballs(op): 2:57pm On Sep 19, 2013

Is it the Government and the corrupt officials who steal our money for personal gain? Instead of using same to provide basic amenities.

Is it the citizen who evade tax deliberately?

Taxation is an integral source of revenue generation and means to enhance development.

Citizens who pays tax are also equipped to call their leaders to order.

who is to be blame for taxation failure in Nigeria and how best can these be reversed?

Romance › Re: Your Breakup Experiences With Someone You Really Loved?? by crystalballs: 2:46pm On Sep 19, 2013

The day she told me we are now two in her life right on top of a pedestrian bridge....almost fell from the bridge.
she left me without even saying good bye, cried and cried and couldn't eat for days.

Now a more matured man.

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Family › Re: How Do You Turn Your Spouse Intimacy Offer Down? by crystalballs: 8:50am On Sep 18, 2013

Royal Roy: Hehehe

Interesting comments!

A single dude who was tired & worn out from the day's job got home and met his girlfriend, in bum shots & tank top.
She already cooked his best meal, put some nice Jlo perfume, made the bed with pink sheets & lay down on the couch with a sexy pose!!

The tired dude already knew what is in stock.

In a bid to avoid dissapointing the already fired up babe, he said to her

"Baby, pls help me pack that food & put in the refrigerator, I don't feel like eating tonight".

The babe was shocked, and asked why?

He went on to narrate how his boss has been picking on him & seems they want to get rid of him at his office!

The lady was of course ruffled, sexy Mariah Carey suddenly turned to preaching Mother Theresa.

The dude finally "agreed" to eat his food, took a shower & off to bed.

By morning, as in those early morning when the weather is down south, when the proof of being a man is obvious to all eyes, he decided to "pay her" with some gift of his third leg!!

Girlfriend suddenly wondered & asked, are you sure u are okay for this?
He said & I quote "well, since I have the best woman in the world, then even if they take my job from me, life goes on".

The "wicked third leg" kept on turning the room temperatures up to the ceiling.

And before 6am, the heat in the room could bake bread for the whole of Lagos.

Hehehe, how did I know all this?

Your guess is right.

am reading and learning.

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