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Is this the joke section? Lemme get my glasses

Good ambassador of Nigeria but when headache catches you, you run to England for panadol.

Igbo man wey dem dey play music him still sitdown....shame!

Pete, sinor man for dance.

3.5 Imdb rating? I'll pass this time. MJ own still dey do me somehow

According to usifo's cousin and Chidinma's inaccurate tale about the stabbing, either Chidinma's accomplice killed usifo or Chidinma might actually be innocent. I think someone tortured the man before killing him. This killing transcends money. The police should look at his business partners, wife or other parties.

Go through this paper and ask myself a question i think did not appear!?

Name 3 types of soil

1. sandy
2. loamy
3. clay

(5 marks)

Buhari has ear problem and only understands cartoon.

OnionBandit:
As you tint am, na so you go untint am, if not,.....

I don't know who you are but the one thing i know about you is that you don't have any sense.

Beancounter93:
Note the word used...earned...which is a nice way of saying...we will weed out the illiterates from among them, and replace them with literate Almajiri teachers who can read and write....

Knowing how to read and write doesn't qualify anyone to become a teacher. There are steps to this process but naija is ruled by a major id!ot and sub id!ot so anything goes.

bistonsmith:
Almajiri teachers to earn NCE? Abuse of certificate can you imagine?

Islamic teaching qualified them for NCE, Naija my country!

NO! Bad practice.

If Nigerian military was sound, i would suggest they take over but corpers might end up with worse fate.

what shall it profit Ole to rest his first eleven only to lose to liverpool!??

Queenslander:
yeah, your right. Netnaija absolutely has the best picture quality.. even better than fz.. although their download size is significantly bigger than fz.. as for 9jarocks really poor picture quality with a smaller downloadable size.. as you rightly put it!!

rs

That movie is 4hrs, do not download something you'll regret. Most folks complaining about the movie either downloaded low quality or marvel fans. 700mb for a 4hrs movie is poor!

BTW, Wonder Woman 2 sucks!

So today i mistakenly decided to watch the action scenes of Wonder Woman and i saw her bleeding. Gunshot wound from a 50 cal to the upper side of the body. That's not the Wonder Woman I know and have seen over the years

Rwanda dey speak english abi. Cos as e be now, anywhere but naija make sense

Manab:
tomorrow may be ur town u need to think before writing trash.

so boko haram go leave north come south? dem never born dem well.

buhari is boko haram

Maybe Black Panther would have snapped his finger instead of lronman

"people die everyday. It's just life around here"

Eric Killmonger

Where is my Black Panther movie, lemme see you and bring you to back in my head.

Undilutedme:
Hello guys

I have 20k currently and I don't want to spend it foolishly, I want to invest the 20k in something profitable. I know it's little but I know there are some businesses I can that can fetch me little income so when I get admission I can be helping myself. I'm a aspiring medical student and I wrote my jamb, awaiting post utme.

Please guys, I need suggestions, no matter how little. Thanks

There are many things you can do or you can just give it to me and I'll return #2500 for you every month end and at end of 6 months you get your capital back. The higher you go, higher the return.

Classyuniquebae:
Hahahaaha. I wana let you know that I don't back out from fools who don't know how to either mind their businesses or respect other people's opinion or state their own opinion without insulting others. You think you are a an online troll? I will teach you better so next time you stay off my mention. I've got your time. God forsaken bastard from a senseless sets of Parents. Bring it on. I'm not your regular Igbo girl . You find my trouble, I will give it to you 100 folds.

Keep ranting, yaba left patient.

Classyuniquebae:
It takes a mad man to recognize a fellow mad man. Obviously your whole generation including your father , mother , sister and brothers are all mad. Demented fool.

Keep showcasing your madness. If e pain you too much, kill yasef!

AmazonTopaz:
You are not worth noticing.
Are you still hurt.
You will get better.

Since you claim to be igbo, your father, is he backward too?

Dirty Yoruba person claiming igbo

Classyuniquebae:
To all the Nairaland men who spoke up against this devilish Igbo cultures that subjects their women to nothing regardless of tribe, I applaud you all. Today I'm proud to be a Nairalander. I've come to realize that we still have Nigerian men with a lot of conscience and civilization.
Let me shock you guys more, that tradition is the least of traditions that put Igbo women in the position of dogs . In most igbo families, women have been conditioned mentally to believe that a woman has no say in the family regardless of the situation. I mean literarily in everything. You are meant to speak when spoken to and just obey the men in the house. For instance , in an extended family , your husbands cousins who are younger than you have the right to talk you down or shut you up and all you have to do is swallow it and keep shut all because you are a woman . Any day you decide to speak up , you become an evil woman and would be reprimanded by all and sundry including your fellow women because psychological they have being made to accept that life style as normal. The Igbos are really backward in thinking even those whom you thought went to school .

In-between I'm an Igbo woman and equally married to an Igbo man in Mbaise . My people, even my husband couldn't believe all the nonsense , senseless and useless traditions he heard during his father's burial . Imagine your father's uncles, cousins and relatives telling you as a grown man that you can not decide on how to bury your father until they approve it . It was hell but I had to show them that not all women would be caged up.
Igbo women are really suffering in their marriages to Igbo men. Problems of extended families and all these devilish traditions should really be looked into. These women would go through hell , only for their children to grow up and continue from where their uncles stopped in oppressing women.
It's really sad.

Madam married to an mbaise man, I don't care! Your husband, his people, all of you generally are mad!

AmazonTopaz:
Thank you madam I am also an igbo lady and I agree with you that is why I cannot marry an igbo man backward people that resist change.Sameastson,hammer8,csamii and lordsamuel come and defend yourselves

Stop mentioning me. I gave you the time of your life yesterday be wise to let it end there. If you like go marry a midget, I and others alike won't even notice.

trutharena:
Lol. Miyetti calling Yoruba primitive should have been an embarrassment on the world primitive itself.

Can your women inherit properties? Yes or No?

If your answer is No, then you are very Primitive, even more than the Miyetti Allah folks that know of nothing else than drink cow urines.

They called your tribe primitive. Go and argue with them.

hammer8:
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YORUBA ARE THE MOST BACKWARD IN NIGERIA.


NEVER HAPPY IN THEIR OWN SKIN.


I AM HAPPY THAT MY POEPLE ARE SLOWLY PUTTING THINGS IN PLACE IIN IGBOLAND.


APART FROM LAGOS, I DONT SEE WAT YORUBA HAVE TO OFFER.


BUT SOON, WE MIGHT FORGO IT FOR BIAFRA.

Is that not what that Myetti Allah guy said on national TV. He called them primitive and now, I tend to agree with him.

ajl:
This thing tire me o. So, they have been marginalizing their women all these decades and have the mouth to say their ethnic group is being marginalized in Nigeria. Maybe if they put their home in order with justice and fairness, they too wouldn't be marginalized. Nature has a way of making us pay the price for our stupidity. Don't they know what a woman represent? The carrier of human earthly vessel of procreation as ordained by Olodumare. You can cheat them. In Yoruba creation story, when all the male Orisas (the chosen ones) ignored Osun (a female Orisa), they paid the price because nothing ever work well on earth because of their actions. They returned to Oludumare to seek His audience on why things were going wrong. Then He asked "where is Osun?" And they responded as if she was not important for the tasks on earth and that they did not think it necessary to invite her along. Oludumare simply laughed at them and said nothing will ever work well except Osun was there with them. So, be fair to you women and see how much rewarding it would be. Look at Rwanda today. The parliament is dominated by women (@ 62%), and in fact the government is dominated by women.

So what concerns igbo people with your fable and traditions? You think we give a flying fvck about oludwhatever?!

hammer8:
I WILL SAID THIS ONCE, YORUBA SHOULD LEAVE IGBO PEOPLE IN PEACE.

You're joking right?!

You think they will stop bleating like goats on igbo affairs

kolade560:
cowards I laff....check d meaning of cowards.
we don't run things divisely like u miscreants.
if Yoruba want to secede it won't take us 3 years to go. we are more intelligent and coordinated and that's y u dey jealous us.
When u brought war to Yoruba land in 1968 to amass out land with that instinct of cowardice, go to history and see how we gruesomely killed ur failed soldiers.
Failed,frustrated and divided tribe

You're bleating like a goat and I put to you that your coward of a people can't secede either. Which tribe in Nigeria takes you people serious? Ask Babangida, he knows you guys best.

kolade560:
A tribe full of jealousy, frustration, hatred and in fighting.
I will not respond to an IPOB thug/ miscreant.again.

And yet you're in an igbo thread. Tell me, if all you mentioned isn't worrying you, why are you here?

A tribe filled with head hunters and cowards

E go make Liverpool no pipe dem next season.