₦airaland Forum

Nemesis0147:
Rip to him..
He died a peaceful death...
Slept and didn’t wake up...my kind of death

I swear...best way to go. As long as there was no struggle.

blazingblender:
My friend go and sit down
Your girlfriend is the one who doesn't deserve you sef
You are having phobia travelling on Nigeria road
Asif the country you live in you guys fly around..
Secondly I believe the abroad you are even talking about may be one of this closeby African countries like Cotonou
Si if you don't come back home where do u wanna retire??
Or you think we living here are asshol*$?

I think you meant "He is the one who doesn't deserve the girlfriend"

Newton2024:
Why do we promote harlots in this country but give little or no attention to intellectuals. Chrisland pupil already has thousands of likes on her social media handles. There's something wrong with our priority. That's why we don't have the mental capacity to vote right. Always from frying pan to fire.

Tonto is missing the importance of husband's presence in a woman's life. Money can never fill the vacuum. She is loosing her mind already. I wonder if she doesn't have family members that can help her.

Family members that are feeding from her debauchery?

ghettokid1:
SARS no go see these ones oo.. if na innocent citizens now dem go dey flex muscle

SARS dey patronize them na

yanabasee:
Omo..... I can't wait...


I noticed that the original glass bottle Coca Cola drink tastes different from that of Can coke or plastic bottle coke....

The can and plastic is synthetic with preservatives.

BabalawoPikin:
Lol. Na this thing them dey use do bomb? It looks like that stuff that they use for burial sha. When I went for a burial there. I watched one man pour gunpowder in a pipe then set in on the floor, lights it then boom! No harm..

Well na them sabi.

Fulani carry knives and AK-47 and attack people at will but they are not a threat but a man who does nkpo n'ala for burial purposes is tagged a terrorist.

BigBashiru:
Human sexuality is not a bad thing.... discussing t*to sweetness ain't bad.... they should be discussing about how it will be with their future husbands not with random boyfriends.... parents are a failure because they subscribe to the boyfriend system instead of bethrothing their daughter off wen they come of age

There is everything wrong with 12 year old girls discussing about how "sweet" their t*to will be either for boyfriends or their husbands!

It is all shades of wrong!

95% of Nigerian parents who started having kids from the early year 2000 till date are total failures!

Their children are more powerful than they are.

This is the reason why there is moral decadence amongst youngsters of nowadays unlike what was obtainable in the 70's and 80's.
This one asking for braces na even small thing.

Let me recount my firsthand experiences...

There is this single mother who lives in my street with 3 sons aged about 9, 7 and 4 respectively. These little boys in her presence were speaking "cult slangs" and instead of reprimanding them, she was grinning like a goat and even joined them.

Another encounter was where 2 girls of about 11-12 were singing Naira Marley's "Opor" and when they got to the part where he said, "Body fine...t*to sweet", they sang it with reckless abandon and then started arguing about whose t*to will be sweeter.
One told the other that her friend's own is yet to develop hair while hers has started and that guys will see her matured than her friend. The mother of the one who said hers is "hairy" was there picking beans and didn't even bat an eyelid and told her daughter to go and get her water from inside the house and stop talking rúbbish in a very casual and calm manner as if the girls were her age mates and they were arguing about the price of weavon in the market.

We are all in trouble with the kind of children being bred in this generation!;

This is the bald headed idiót who is campaigning for President.

Someone that cannot manage the apex bank wants to come and finish Nigeria patapata.

A man asked you out and you declined.

He now wants to use job offer as bait and you are here asking us JAMB question.

SMH for you!

I just opened an account on Mexc and want to transfer some coins there from my CEX or Trustwallet Etherum wallet but can't find the option there.

Secondly, how good is Mexc? Has anyone successfully made withdrawals from there as their reviews on Trustpilot is not really looking good.

Greatzeus:
Please take her to the nearest police station mor the police headquarters in the area she was found. That will be the first place her parents or guardians will go to look for her
Also kindly get her a decent meal and water. She looks weak and faint,she might be starving right now. God bless you Op, please be fast.
Op,I assume you are a male, please involve others while helping the lady,so that some illogical people won't accuse of kidnapping or rape while transiting her to police station. Eg sapphire
Lalasticlala kindly help this helpless girl to find her way home,we know it's not BBN or other societally u**l**ss topics that FP is known for,but it could save a life.

You want sapphire to accuse the guy of rape?

And you actually had to tell the woman while she was still recovering from childbirth?

Foólish tatafo neighbor

deflover:
this is the problem with nigerians

success is all equated to money

what i have done in the market
u have not done half

being a flipper doesn't make one a trader

u all cry is a bearish market

yet u are traders

success is not about money
its the impart u make in the lives of people

We crypto and forex investors are in it because of the money and not impact.

You dey create impact...you be evangelist?

Will impact put food on your table?

janejjjjj5000:
Please, I don't want to be judged. My husband is a good man. We have been married for 14 years. I am 33 years old. He is 39 years old. We have 4 kids - 3 girls and 1 boy. He has never cheated on me. Right from day 1, he has been very open. He is not the type of husband that locks phone and all of that. But I am tired. He has the habit of flaring up around the children and I don't like it. I don't want my kids to be damaged. I know some will say no marriage is perfect but at this point, I don't even want marriage again. I just want to be free and single and look after my kids. I am tired.

Anytime we have an argument, he always talks about how he did this and that for me. In front of the children. I don't want this kind of life. He hardly gets angry, maybe twice or thrice in a year but when he does, he does not have the sense to know he should not be doing it in front of the kids. He apologizes to them and to me but I am done.

He has no other issue apart from this. He has never beaten me or anything but I am tired. Overall he is a good husband to be fair and honest but I can no longer deal with this. I prefer to be single and free than deal with this rubbish.

I feel like pouring out my heart.

Kuku tell us that you have gotten a síde-cóck

Mods, this guy Oluboh is creating multiple monikers to launder the image of this his Yahaya Bello.

Reason why I don't believe in the population numbers of Nairaland where some members have over 50 monikers

LadyRosa:
I say show me the link to Nigeria women sleeping with animals oga

Be there waiting for link.

Pretend as if you didn't hear about some Nigerian ladies who were recruited to have bestial séx with dogs for porn money?

Women perpetrate all the sexúal evils men perpetrate in more grievous manners madam. Take it or leave it...I don't care!

akosy:
It's not new in some northern parts. My sec. Sch. Classmate faced something similar (not engaged, but platonic) in the Uni. her parents, friends and classmates are aware of their closeness cos he visits her as home. Aunty resume the following semester as someone's wife my classmates no know. Baba shock till he SIMPly fell in serious sickness and was admitted. The babe no happy too cos she likes him too, Buh her Father has d final say in who and when she marries.

Since it was platonic, it was nothing serious.

LadyRosa:
Show the the video of Nigerian women sleeping with animals please

You want the mods to ban me abi?

You make use of the internet...Google is your friend!

Google "Women sexually abusing animals" or "Women having s*x with animals and you will see millions of results!

Whatever hideous thing men do, women do it 10 times higher but in secret!

LadyRosa:


Shebi I tell una say some men fit _4ck anything?This mumu now dey f-uck electrical wire. Jesus Christ!

The Indians are raping wall gecko and Agama lizards and all manner of lizard.


The other day an herdsman was raping a cow.

We fit wake up one day to the headlines

"Nigerian man confessess to pregnanting a 6 foot crocodile."

Pic 1: A carrot that was stuck in the váginal orifice of your gender

Pic 2: Self Explanatory.

ladyn4real:
Good afternoon Nairalanders Can you recommend a good paying survey website in Nigeria because most of the once I wanted to register is America
or Canada... I need the one I can do here in Nigeria since there no job at least to keep myself busy for now.... Thank you
Don't mind my grammatical error, help a sister

Toloka is good. You won't be a millionaire overnight but with a Payoneer account and a domiciliary account and constant participating of tasks, you will make some decent earnings.

Ghen ghen! The end is here!!

Russia after the attack on that ship will bring out Satan 2 missiles.

Let me kuku go and withdraw all my crypto assets and spend it on myself pending on when recruitment to go and fight begins.

Rhu4xce:
I may not have believed but i was sure to stake on that. The fact that you predicted this one right does not make u a guru. You can prove me wrong since u sound so sure of yourself.

When it comes to Athletico Madrid, I know them too well.
They hardly score and hardly allow their opponents to score during the course of a match but close to stoppage time, they end up walloping the opponent with a lone goal.

They do this 80% of the time in their local matches and about 98% of the time in champion league matches.

Rhu4xce:
Why didnt i see dis before the game

If you had seen it, you wouldn't have believed.

My guy I told staked 10k an won 27k with a 2.7 odd. The guy is hitting his head on the wall about not staking the whole 400k he had in his bank account.

raphy:
If he no happened u will pay me 20k this night I mean am o

Guy how far?

Make sure you pay me from your winnings!

Why is this coming very shortly after he released a video of his posh house with golden furniture and finishing. It seems some enemies have sent him "spiritual darts" after watching that video

foreveryoung1515:
help me ask the efulefu. All it takes to spoil someone nowadays is social media, no evidence, nothing nothing. Ignoramuses will also join the bandaagin and start castigating an innocent woman.

Would you say the same if it is a man that is being "castigated"?

I don't bet but 0-0 HT correct score is a sure banker for this game!

Heavensent01:
only a Yoruba man can run a unitary govt without any clause igbo and North are full of tribalism, the evidence is in their regions

It was Igbos and Northerners that carried these placards in Lagos State abi?

Mooh247:



For educational purposes and the sake of enlightenment on his eligibility can one of Peter Obi's supporters kindly mentions Peter Peter Obi's achievements and Legacy projects for 8 years governing Anambra State

What are his Land Mark achievements
Where are his Legacy projects


.

Be more worried about your pissy píssy oluwole fake certificate holder cum bullion van scare crow who will be thrown to the trash during the APC primaries.

Senomii:
I'm still trying to calculate all the complications involved with pregnancy at 40

Having a mentally deformed child...

Risk of maternal mortality...