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Funny: Letter to Single Men From Single Ladies

Dear very loving male folks,

We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We’d appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!

We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!

We’ve given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.

Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it’s consummation in no distant time!

Valentine’s day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Signed:

President, Single Ladies Association


http://www.informationng.com/2013/01/funny-letter-to-single-men-from-single-ladies.html

Ok, party time is over...no more candies!

Let's continue the chatting at the chat central .

Loving you guys wont suffice, we must obey the rules. This is a complaints thread!

DEFINITION OF TERMS & WHAT THIS YEAR HAS TO OFFER


Director: a person that directs, controls, supervises, manages or regulates.

Psychics Prediction for 2013: There would be stiff competition from potential competitors.
In order to triumph, meditation should to be the gateway to your success.
Trust your guts, take risks and this year would surely be great.


Producer: One that produces, especially a person or organization that produces goods or services for sale.
A person that makes or causes something. A manufacturer - maker - generator .

Psychics Prediction for 2013: College students / graduates will find it harder and harder to find jobs.
This year is the time to own your business! Huge discoveries will be made, or significant events will occur, regarding business creation and inventions.
Fashion creation, technology / facilities production are good ventures to look into this year.
Medical devices will be developed for the ill to help people get better.
Breakthroughs in the cure for ailments and diseases

Scoring Key

Director: 1, 2, 3--------------Mentor: 13, 14, 15
Producer: 4, 5, 6--------------Facilitator: 16, 17, 18
Coordinator: 7, 8, 9-----------Innovator: 19, 20, 21
Monitor: 10, 11, 12------------Broker: 22, 23, 24

aity67: 3, 7, 11, 16, 23

Hope to hear from you soon!

director, Coordinator, monitor, innovator, broker

harlos: 13,18,21

Mentor, Facilitator, Innovator

One more thing, the mistress is suppose to have a son but I don't think that's necessary, it depends on you guys. We have to find someone to play that role.

ItsModella: I can make myself available all through this week, I won't be too busy I think. Whenever you all are ready, I am.

enyice: Trust me, i'd be the first to notify you.

The other participants were ready today.
I think afternoon time is always the best time to catch everyone.

Decide on a convenient time and I will send a pm to them.

Either Bukkydan or Tallcutie will play the mistress, depending on who is available.

y me: This relates to the belbin's theory
To the best of my knowledge, I am. . . .

shaper
Implementer
co-ordinator
evaluator
complete finisher

Ok, nice!

I like the complete finisher part.

Nomso007: 7,8,9. Thanks

Coordinator. Thanks

jbrodaly: Nice one..All except8,and 22 so far

Director, Mentor
Producer, Facilitator,
Innovator
Monitor

skolob: 8;15;4

Coordinator, Mentor, Producer

[quote author=Czar-Chris]Hejo cuddle long time, well mine is 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,10,16,18,20,22,23. Yeah thats it, exactly.[/quote]Yes, long time. Hope you are fine?

kodeya: 4,13, 20

Producer, mentor, innovator

pro01: Ah, Iyawo me - in whom I am well pleased - ma ni OP threadi yi. . . So, I'll be as honest as possible.

3, 8, 10, 14, 18, 20, 22, 23. I think these attitudes or "skills" best describe me for the most part (in my personal and professional dealings) - even though they don't necessarily define me conclusively. I am absolutely protean in thinking and nature, which means that I can hardly limit myself to a rigidly defined set of orientations/attitudes. Formlessless is my preferred form. I can be 1-24 if/when need be.

As e be so, wetin come be my final score as per the "truth about me"?

Pro1 tiwa!

Director, Coordinator, Monitor, mentor, facilitator, innovator, broker

double post

Wallie: Interesting...

1, 3, 4, 9, 17, 24

Director, Producer, Coordinator, Facilitator, Broker

nikkyshyne: 1,2,13

Director, Mentor

fonssy: 13 14 15

Mentor

nikkyshyne: 1,2,13

Director, Mentor

dlox147: 19 20 21

Innovator

[quote author=Exc@libur]2, 4,7, 13, 20[/quote]Director, Producer, Coordinator, Mentor, Innovator

honeric01: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,9,11,12,14, 15, 17, 18, 10, 19, 21, 22, 24, 23.
I don't really have too many.

Director, Producer, Coordinator, Monitor, Mentor, Innovator, Facilitator, Broker

Walexz02: 3,4,5,9,16

Director, Producer, Coordinator, Facilitator

deesnipes: 1 2 6 7 8 10 11 12 13 20 21

Director, Producer, Coordinator, Monitor, Mentor, Innovator

[quote author=Czar-Chris]Hejo cuddle long time, well mine is 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,10,16,18,20,22,23. Yeah thats it, exactly.[/quote]Director, Producer, Coordinator,Monitor, Facilitator,Innovator, Broker

Sormeh: Here it goes: 1,2,5,7,8,10,13,14,15,17,20, & 21. Oya Cuddlemii now make I know wetin I score.

Director, Producer, Coordinator,Monitor, Mentor, facilitator,Innovator

BSF: 1,2,4,5,9,12,13,17,20,23,24

Director, Producer, Coordinator,Monitor Mentor, Facilitator,Innovator, Broker

chyseth: 23,20,17,14,12,7,5,1

Broker, Innovator, Facilitator, Mentor, Monitor, Coordinator, Producer, Director

naijababe: 2,4,13,14 .

Director, Producer, Mentor

Ishilove: Applies to me

Mentor, Innovator

ItsModella: 2, 6, 9, 10, 13, 14, 17, 19, 20, 23, 24

Director, Producer, Coordinator, Monitor, Mentor, Facilitator, Innovator, Broker

dayotheone: 2;5;7;8;9;13;16;19;20;23

Director, Producer, Coordinator, Mentor, Facilitator, Innovator, Broker

claremont: 2, 17, 21.

Director, Facilitator, Innovator

ignis: 19, 20 and 21

Innovator

fubbyy: 419

Producer, Director, Coordinator

Scorpiow: 2,5,6

Director, Producer

greatgod2012: 5,8,13,17,24

Producer, Coordinator, Mentor, Facilitator, Broker

Olas8: 4. Personal productivity and motivation
9. Controlling
13. Understanding yourself and others

Producer, Coordinator, Mentor

careytommy: 4 8 15 16 23 42

Producer, Coordinator, Mentor, Facilitator, Broker & 42 - Error

jacobscros: 4,, 5, 10

Producer, Mentor

ITbomb: Cuddle, saw ur pm. Sorry got some off site work to do.
Can't believe the game stopped exactly where I left it.
That stunt there was just to test my internet connection, the man and his wife should be doing something before the bomb is thrown into their midst.

Lolz, there is no hubby and wife. Its you(the playboy) & Married man dragging the same belle(mistress)

Bolu is viewing, you can start-up and I am sure Foxy will join in.

Ishilove: Hi Cuddlemii. Pyguru banned me after I updated my thread. To add pepper to injury, it hid my post. My hours of brain work, hidden, by a deranged robot. .

I urge you to release my post because I can't rewrite another one. Thanks.

Here is the link: https://www.nairaland.com/943571/place-rest-wasimi-chronicles/20

Done

[quote author=Mynd_44]I can help you copy the update and mail it to you. If you can't wait for Cuddle to get back[/quote]Thank you, sweetie pie

esere826: @cuddlemi

I hear that you and your robot have banned ishilove's update
I will sue you guys to the heavens if you don't release it
in fact, I will scatter the entire literature thread if this is not rectified within the next 10 hours
just try me

You dis intimate lord , seductive stories makes you fret up and down.

Cool down, I have released it.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]I know, I know, I know...Confusion is my middle name

Sorry about this Cuddles, I thought I could do it but heavens only knows the juju wey ID and Pharoh use take hold me...

I guess I'm just too attached to those two to let go (yet)... I dey faithful

Besides, I think it's for the best I stand aside and give other players/ participants a chance. One game at a time for me it is





Believe me, I tried...it's just not the same.

I couldn't feel the vibes, just couldn't flow with it...so, tis better I step aside for more able players who'll do justice to the game.[/quote]I agree, that's the more reason why you should be patient with your team mates, before declaring interest in another group pairing.
That's the idea of a team - collective work, patience and cooperation. Anyways, I got someone else to play your part.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^ Count me in pls.

I think I need to start afresh in a new game, with a different set of consistent players [/quote]Statements like the above can be confusing.

New Team:

Scenario 4

Bolushalom - Mistress
Foxy Rebirth - Married Man
ITbomb - Playboy

Venue: https://www.nairaland.com/1141653/two-play-game-season-2/13#13966893

Bolushalom has agreed to play with this team.