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Now I agree that I am old school. Abi, what name was I called again?

My mom just sent me an email to join whatsApp, how cool is that


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Sent: Friday, January 18, 2013 4:34 AM
Subject: WhatsApp Messenger: Android + iPhone + Nokia + BlackBerry + Windows Phone

Hey,

I just downloaded WhatsApp Messenger on my Android.

It is a smartphone messenger which replaces SMS. This app even lets me send pictures, video and other multimedia!

WhatsApp Messenger is available for Android, iPhone, Nokia, Windows Phone and BlackBerry and there is no PIN or username to remember - it works just like SMS and uses your internet data plan.

Get it now from http://www.whatsapp.com/download/ and say good-bye to SMS!

Chat Central Debate:

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Are these our future mothers?

Discuss!

ayobase: Na badt thing to GAT a brother's back?

Cuddle, was I flirting with u?

nope

if u were, I will know

[quote author=Mynd_44]Stop flirting with Cuddle ooo. She belongs to someone already[/quote]I am married to Jesus

Satan, leave me alone

The road is empty & leading me home

ayobase: Based on your mien on NL.
Ur kind od person, coupled with ur handle!

Good-am!

I will tell u the genre I like

Damex333: Cuddlemi, i will lyk u 2 go 2ru a story by frank 3.16,the title is THE TENTH GENERATION pls u can nominate it 4 fp

Ok, I will go through it

Thanks!

Saw this on my friend's wall and just had to nick it.

YOUR FRIENDS SHAPE YOUR DESTINY.
LAZY FRIENDS divert vision.
FOCUSED FRIENDS direct vision.
Some friends add to you; others take away.
BE A FRIEND WHO ADDS. Release those who subtract.

To win in life you need these friends:

1.MORAL GUIDES – those who help you do the right thing.

2.FAITH BUILDERS – those who believe in you and in your potential.

3.DREAM MAKERS – those who create opportunities and help you achieve your dreams.

Do your friends celebrate when you win? Are they envious of your achievements?

Remember: FRIENDSHIP IS NOT BY FORCE; it’s by choice.

RELEASE the dream killers.

TREASURE the dream makers.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU WITH TRUE FRIENDS!

interesting

Broker23: ''That which u dislike in another, find time to correct in ur self'' Anthony Robbins

Nice, good to see another human being around here.

I write to myself sometimes

Good Stuff!

channel 190: Hello.
I am really disappointed in Dailynews.
Of course we have never met until when i came across this thread.

What you fail to understand is that, i have no issue with you based on YAN fund or its stories. You are responsible for all your aimless defence that excalated to all the past disagreement.

I respected you very much until i started noticing some controvesial positions inherent in you.
You are very smart when it comes to defending yourself.

The controvesies made me see you as an unserious dude, if not how will you explain promising your blog subscribers, friends and even your cousine of linking them up as an agent only to come to nairaland to seek for infos that you will later dish out as if you owns the info.

If you can do that, then i will advise all members of yan to be warry of you. That was just my position, but you went on to rattle out how holy you are, that the only time you had anything to do with yan money was mere suggestion,

(emyo took it from there: complaining of why he was not aware of the suggestion and transfer: uniqesty came in to quote the disagreement baseless)

you went further again to expose that yes you needed modeling info for not only your clients but your cousine sister and of course a woman like you said alot of other interwoofen things.

Let me make it clear here, my problem with dailynews is not of yan but modeling claims and his preaching. He preach what he dont do, sell infos he don't have and of course you guys are risking all your stories if given to him. He can sell them off.

Lastly i also have to say this, his altrances, composure and what have you, are threats to this group, i have learnt alot on this thread and i think it is not ideal to speak of a convergence now, except a second stab is needed.

Bye!.

I expected you to address his claims of you being the same as Emyo.

Where did that emanate from? What's the deal?

ayobase: I enjoyed it also.....I love ur concept behind the games....wanted participating in some, but.....

Junior, pls go get me tissue for your aunty....and don't ask me why she is sobbing....I said don't ask!

Maybe later on, I will send pms to all the contestants again.

No need for the tissue, I will be fine

ayobase: U r welcome!

The fault is more from me....my phone went totally dead during that time until after new year!

They have all abandoned the project!

***sobs**

and i enjoyed it.

ayobase: I thought as much!
Not every ugly person possess ugly thought.

Its not all about the beauty....monkey wowo, but em mama like am like that!

Afterall, u tried pass somepple on NL....make I no mention names....

Thanks, I appreciate the comment.

Where is your group? You guys did not finish your game O

I am feeling quite generous today, I might as well dish out one more.
This should serve as a reality check.

If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!"
remember... your mates are getting married every Saturday.
Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!

If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!"
OK! Are there not married people celebrating Gold, Silver and even Platinum jubilee?

If you keep on ranting, "I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!"
Please, go to town and see all the fine, cute, hot, hungry and desperate chicks waiting to snatch your man's money and property,
they don't even mind sharing. Make it work, my dear!

Stop saying "I HATE MY JOB!"
Look! 20million people are without job and can't even find any not to talk of keeping it!
Do you want to join them?

You keep saying "I HATE WHERE I LIVE!"
Oh please! *tears* Try visiting those locations that are flooded now,
people leaving in tin/zinc shacks in winter or people living/ sleeping under the bridge at night and you will be grateful to God that you even have a place to stay!

Some say "I AM TIRED OF THIS LIFE!"
Well, go to the hospital and see people fighting for their lives!
Go to the mortuary and take a look then tell me what you feel after that!

My point is, be positive and believe in God, that's all that matters.
AS FAR AS THERE IS LIFE, THERE IS HOPE. JUST KEEP TRUSTING IN GOD, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT...GOD'S GRACE IS SUFFICIENT!


Be proactive and optimistic as you set into the next week, See you at the TOP!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Why post your picture na? Now I don't have exclusivity again[/quote]I just felt like breaking the barrier. Now y'all can put a face to the handle

ayobase: LMFAO at that pix!
Na u be that cuddle?







E be like sey the guy wan shyte...make e enter the nearest bush to offload o!

Na me O.

CULLED FROM A FRIEND'S WALL.......COULDN'T HELP BUT SHARE!


HE PROPOSED.... AND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP!!!
THE SEARCH FOR A LIFE PARTNER!
ROTFLMAO!

(At a table in a candle-lit restaurant overlooking the blue ocean, a man and woman sit gazing longingly into each others' eyes.)

Man: (Taking her hand) Baby, I love you, and each time I look into your eyes I see forever and a day, hold my hand honey,
let’s walk this road together, be my wife, the mother of my kids. Baby, would you please marry me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I knew it!

Man: Babe! you just slapped me?

Woman: I just knew it!

Man: You knew what?

Woman: So it was you?

Man: Me? what did I do?

Woman: (Pacing back and forth, pointing at him) So it was you all along?

Man: Babe, you are scaring me!

Woman: Ha! and pastor said it!

Man: Pastor said what?

Woman: Yes, pastor saw it! Even I (beating her chest) saw it in my dreams! So it was you?

Man: Babe! are you alright?

Woman: Keep quiet and let me talk.

I have waited more than two decades, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes,
even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age!

Every Saturday was a different mall, I went from the galleria to city mall, from the Palms to E-center,
looking for you! I left my "chick-lit-flicks” for sci-fi movies that I didn’t even understand,
just so I could learn how to enjoy the things you love.

I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station.
I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to This Present House,
from there I went to Guiding Light Assembly, looking every where for you like I was looking for a needle in a haystack!

(Turning around suddenly to face him)

Are you a needle? Did I have to buy a microscope or telescope to see you?
I lost weight, went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.
I took a short course at Lagos business school, worked for all the Multi-nationals.
I even opted to be seconded to Australia, I said to myself, "maybe he is white.” I came back empty handed!
Then I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port-Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano, abi?
I didn’t even mind if you were “malo!” I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook,then I went to twitter,
I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping you would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!
My friends ended up match making me with every Tom, Dick and Harry, at first I didn’t like it, but as I grew older,
I embraced it! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!
You know what they say about meeting your life partner at weddings?
The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while?
The neighbour I said hello to every morning?
Were you trying to destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life useless?
What were you doing HIBERNATING in that house all this while?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

(Man is speechless and confused, almost in tears)

(She then turns and sits with a mischievous smile on her face. Lowering her voice, she said softly).
I have waited almost three decades for you, and all along you were next door.
I have loved you in advance and missed you even more.

(She holds out her hand) and says, with a seductive smile:

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that rock on my finger!!!

hmm

laykhorn: I still dont understand... Me or Mynd? Or do u mean you're untouchable? Oh! Nt cheap right?.. I knw you're not, you want us to do some exercise

Don't go around stealing my lines. By the way, I am honored

[quote author=Mynd_44]My soul? E no go work.

**Runs to Idowuogbo for prayers**[/quote]We shall see. Na me and you for the same soul

[quote author=Mynd_44]Cuddle ain't bush oooo. She just likes to live in the stone age

Take this personnal and........[/quote]Nothing wrong with an old soul.

Wait till I conclude plans for acquiring ur soul, then u will know. The agent's asking price is beyond me.

sigmundfreud: Am sure u are evrything but bush.
Have u ever been in a bush? And hope i dont av to define bush!

Yes I have been!

HumbledbYGrace: So who is going to open the threads? You will or any of us can?

Nope, I just gave a suggestion.

You guys will decide what to do

Thanks!

sigmundfreud: Business is whatever u engage in, study or work, not necessarily transactions for goods and services..
Am fine...

ok, sorry, u know I am a bush woman. I needed u to clarify.

Whatever it is that I engage in is fine.

Gud to knw dt u r fine