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airmirthd1:
Mr Yusuf, the wicked teacher is not in school today. School will be so peaceful that day. From your list, I go with 2 and 6.

lol we all have that mr yusuf kinda teacher in every sec school in nigeria

1. Take a sheet of paper

2.Go out for break.

3. Answer only one question

4.The mathematics teacher is sick

5.Test is cancelled

6. Go back home there is no school today.

7. If you know you owe school f
ees, walk out

Please be honest...
Mine is number 6, no word can describe the joy that comes from hearing that sentence... So tell us what's yours?

hmmm

1Sharon:
Hang on, is it a crime to collect used diapers? What were they beaten for pls

is it a crime to collect used female pad no its not only if u can defend what u want with it

Abiagirl777:
pray,tell,how do we dispose it properly?Do we pack it at home or take it to the village to bury?the stupid idea they have that makes them pack soiled diapers just to rich should inform us that they are candidates of yaba left.

same thing i thought though, what will a sane person would do with a soiled diaper but then we are in nigeria and i dont understand anybody, anymore..

jhudit:
Kindly explain how it should be disposed properly...

i dont know what to say on this oh but we should just be cafreful thats what i'm saying...

fuckerstard:
Na wah o, i can't help but imagine wetin dem wan use am for.

MY sister same thing is what i imagined oh!

Okay i don't know if this is the right place to post it i only want to pass a safety information, yesterday evening at ugbor Benin city, driving home, i saw 3 northerns were been beaten, i actually didnt asked what happened as i love to mind my own business not until my younger brother rushed home to start looking for my nieces used diapers, i then asked what he wanted them for, so he told me those northerners were been beaten cos they were caught in a waste bin looking for used baby diapers, and they had with them already loaded bags of Used baby diapers they've found. and when they were beaten they confessed that they were sent by somebody, but before i ran back to Get the full gist and maybe get some pictures they had already taken them away so I'm just here to advice Us to please kindly dispose properly any used diaper, because we don't know what they want to use that for again, answer i don't know what Nigeria is turning into...

its a simple Phrase.... ...Just.....HALA MADRID

Bobbyunitedfc:
I no visit nwa jekyll house for naija, I no go do am for uae... Just dey let femson know say fun dey here na ur money kill am..

if dubai no fyn i wonder were fun for his world again nah..

all except borno and kebbi

Bobbyunitedfc:
Me self don dey reason this US trips, illegals M are making it big time, as long as u don't fight or get involved in any criminal activity u good to go, u can illegal for 10years sef, same here in UAE nobody cares about ur Emirates, by the way I just got mine set, exactly a month I came in o...

The issue of getting menial jobs in the US is not as easy like u mentioned, since u an illegal, u have to pay am agent about 600 dollars, he gets u the job and u you are paid per hour way way below the countrys minimum wage.... I get guys there plenty... So I know the drill... Lol

The point u raised on social life, its a personal decision how u spend ur money, UAE na Muslim Republic, u can't expect them to allow most of the things he stated but bros from experience na this country spoil pass, there some Emirates like ajman where alcohol is sold in the open but for sharjah if u caught na prison, boys dey smuggle alcohol as if na coke....
On women.... Lol shey for naija ashawo get complimentary cards? Women cheap for here, different nationalities with different ringtones some 30aed"some 50 depends on ur patronage u get discounts.... Lol so social life full here, explore am to the maximum if u want but remember y u here in the first place

this guy nah sure recipent for nwa jeku house i swear

Ajakayekoke:
No sir,no be fight,who fit fight hin adviser/helper?e just pain me,say,u reply but u still no talk anything,thanks baba.

This one weak me ah swear......bros anybody wey give u straight answer for UAE travel matter either never go there before or he no just like you, u sef suppose knw say watin work for ahmed fit nor work for saheed, all man with him destiny, and as u dey now so ur destiny dey ur own hand...u gats decide for urself...

Bobbyunitedfc:
Shey u wan find your way without knowing what you are doing, or the repercussions of ur actions?
Which side u dey for uae Jare, me no be like my lukewarm roomiez wey be say from house to work, from work to house, same godam routine every day....

One naija guy going back to Nigeria tomorrow, see groove... Lol

ma guy that kind life to hard, work, work, work, when u wan come take enjoy the dubai?.... Buh i dey 9ja now sha lol for which side u dey so?

Bobbyunitedfc:
U guys ain't been fair on Europe4sure, too much criticism on his opinion, wetin work for Mr A must not necessarily work for Mr B... I came in with employment visa, a friend of mine came in with tourist, he is gona get a job soon I know that for sure so, all na faith and mindset, when I left the university in Naija my first job was a security man in one of these big hotels in lagos a year later I was promoted to the position of a guest service agent... Me always like start from the bottom especially in an environment am not sure of...

If u come UAE and ur visa remain a week to kalas, baba instead of going back to naija empty handed find ur way...[/quote]yes its nice to find ur way and its actually in ur best interest but also know the repercussions when the time comes, becos nah find ur way make more than one thousand nigerians enter UAE prison last year, and still chop blacklist join, now they can't even visit UAE,,, nah find ur way make every Nigerian wey enter UAE or dey leave become suspects of fake passport...don't get me wrong oh, I'm not against finding your way, I'm just saying do it with cautions and wisdom...habiby Iowa?

europe4sure:
read and understand before you answer any post if you pray for police station or jail this new month then good luck with your prayers did I tell you that am an agent you people come here acting holy as if you just walk in and walk out with job easily now adays in Dubai
please give your own advice on how newcomers can get jobs easily without wasting their tourist visa and stop giving evil prophecy

my brother don't take it to serious oh abeg the jail part was just hypothetical, i didn't mean it the way u see it, I'm just trying to tell u to be careful, alot of things goes on in the UAE, that even some of the people living there does not knw, how would u feel working for more than 3months without earning a salary? U get a job they promise u a salary and visa extension from the begining then after 3months ur visa khalas, no extension or emirates i d like they promised u re been owed like 2months salary, n if u complain they ask u to leave, then u become illegal u can't even go home, cos u have to pay over stay, CID catches u, that's worse, so my brother in truth be careful of all those agents and their Job that's all I'm saying if u advice someone to pay and agent and he does then the above happens to him, don't u think they will blame u for it??

europe4sure:
if you have money for job agent in this Dubai you will get job within two days am a testimony to that but if you feel confident of getting job your self all thesame
but remember if you are on tourist visa the more you stay with out job the more you exhaust your money and food stuff and when that happens then. my brother you are bleeped and stranded which will make your job search difficult if not impossible
Kalashnikov......

guy mkae e no be say al rashidya police station or awir out jail u go end later oh, i pray u dont though but the way u advice people to pay agents to get a job its not proper honestly, becos some of this jobs agent will give u, they won't give u visa or emirates I.d oh, and u will only earn peanuts from it na wen time reach to go house u go understand watin i mean by the 1st sentence i made. Don't get me wrong oh paying agents is not a bad idea, but its not the best sakh?

AnonymX:
Thanks. How much is it? Thanks. And any safety tips?

cab should not be more than 1k, buh bus is just 70naira...safety tip? Dont take a cab at night unless u knw the cab man personally, dont act new, and price like u dont have money, bus to abrakka, 1k 200 or less..

EMEKUSBOY9:
is vaccine card, u can get it at international airport in ikeja

bro please i'd like to call u if its possible so we can talk...thanks..

AnonymX:
I am travelling to Abraka (via Benin) from abj airport. Please how do I get to Abraka from the airport in Benin? Thanks.

if u are taking a cab, take cab from the airport to bob izua park in ring road then board a bus to abraka, if u are taking a bus, come out of the airport, cross to the other side and board a bus going to ring road, they'd drop u at oba akenzua the 2nd cultural centre simply ask anybody to point to u the bob izua park around there its like a five minutes walk to the round about then turn left you'd see the sign board.

fbtowner:
I like your thinking faculty. Just like mine.


Take my case for example.

All my male cousins had gone to Dubai. And we are all Graduates oo. And we even have up to 2-3 hand work each Take me for example. Im a certified Mobile and computer Engineer both hard and software. And also an Integrated plumber both domestic and industrial, also a graduate of Economic


Same as all my cousin. We all had same hand work.


To be sincere with u. I have not for a once envy their life over there. They have been asking me to come.


So i started thinking. Leaving my business where im my own boss. Leaving all my professions and become a security guard in another mans land doesnt seems like an upgrade to me. Though im not very bouyant here. But i know future is bright.


Most people out there are not that making it Most of them engage in illegal activities. Dont ever be carried away with those sweet pictures and selfies they take in fine places. Dont be decieved


And if u have a Benin friend. It wont help matter. Those people dont believe they are human unless they travel out of naija.

Please watch and listen to this in close door.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wumZv3pmERA

people like you are the reason why Nigeria will always remain where it is,,, so after everything u said, u had to drag a tribe into it? Does that even make sense to you?

nattybanta:
ask your question. you don't expect ppl taking about it when they have no business in it.

thanks alot bro, plz my question is how easy is it to get a qatar work visa from nigeria, and can i get it my self cos i'm tired of using agents.. Thanks

sorry to derail a little plz why is nobody talking about qatar? I have a question to ask as regardz qatar plz can i get an answer?

bomasek:
All today?

nope till weekend

feel free to remix 3ZLNJTN

adisabarber:
CHAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! Abeg anyday you cook this kind soup again, I no mind follow u nap am. Just quote me. It is well bro.

okay from now on i sure would..

soloqy:
Wow !! So sad. On Nairabet , you would have gotten a substantial amount back on the "I game cut" rule.

hmmm,,,, more days ahead..

NaijaBetKing:
If you had played it on Nairabet... You would have still take something home. Nice one but make na dey drop games make others dey re-edit am.

my brother nah play and keep i do oh i didnt check til i was sure its all thru

fergieboy:
This is too painful

overdrive:
Choi I don dey follow u like twitter. Kindly cc me on ur next games.

ma guy nah luck oh no be by who play pass

Ufranklin92:
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i weep for you bro

9.9 m million naira