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How da hell did this happen


Do ya'll know that their kids will genetically be siblings?

All these small boys ranting here wud give a stanky LovePeddler head as bribe just to let them bleep her. They've used their tongues to lick nd swallow crabs,syphilis nd all forms of STD's. Yet they're here forming O.G's n tawkin sh.t. Mtcheew!!!!

LOL. This is the way I see it, I can't date a dirty gurl. So since my girl is the clean type, I don't see nuffin wrong with it. If she can wash mine, why can't she throw in some of those sexy panties I lyk when I'm doin my laundry?

Dis man no wan go. Strong fella.

The first one

What if the world ends before then

Larsody: I support ASUU stand on lingering strike.

U are obviously not a student. Prolly a jamb customer.

I want to know when I'll die b4 I die.

Abeg, who be Dondumex OH!! Its the BRAT . Ok go on... Damn! Dis dude is urgly as furkk!!

Did U know that Nasir isa Fagge is now a dry cleaner?

Na me be Timaya,I dey strike like ah thunder, dey blow like bazooka!

LMAO! The bride already looks fed up.

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Abeg who get light I wan come charge ma phone.

berem: He has a striking resemblance with Yar'adua too

I thought I'm d only 1 dat has noticed this. Well, it doesn't stop him from being a wicked gay! Unemployment market beckons

Babzilla: THE NIGGER WHO BEAT HIS WIFE SOME TIME BACK
AND THEN THE YOUTHS KICKED HI A$$

Wow! Really

ichommy: Fish seller from Burundi, he also an actor in Burullywood.

Lmao

Okay Ladies & Gents, without wasting much time writing what's not important, my best nigerian music video this year has got to be P-squares "Personally"(I'm not a huge fan tho but you gotta give it to that vid, I've watched it uncountable times but I'm still not tired of watching it). My worst vid undoubtedly goes to Moe-Musa's version of Davido's "skelewu". The video is clean & clear, Yes but wetin konsine skelewu with hospital n white zombies?? The most annoying scene in that vid is where Davido called that silly black-british boy with his silly accent . Its so annoying

Add yours!!

Who is he

Bleep Fagge! The unemployment market is waiting for him.

This shudnt be on d front page naw? Its a silly joke. MODS! Some people might take this serious. Sen.Chris Ngige should not be ridiculed for loosing an election. The MOD's should know that Nairaland is a widely visited website nd the Senator himself might decide to take Legal action if he see's this. Seun or Mukina2, think..

Chelcy10: And while creating a nairaland account on sept. 13th 2013 you couldn't think of any username, rather than impersonate me with chelcy?
Can't you be creative a bit?

Painment

taharqa: Ngwa mecho nu gi (I think I get am? )!!

God forbid bad thing... Infact, the Devil is a Liar.

Join wetin

LOOOOOOL! A PEEEE SEEEAAAA

I pray it happens, so Fagge can be denied of job anywhere he goes.

ASUU don enter Jona wahala.

Sincere 9gerian: The greatest mistake ever made by Tinubu was hiring a nincompoop like you to promote him and APC online.

Lemmie ask you a question bro, what if u wake up one day and you hear the news on the radio that GEJ has joined APC. What will you do?