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Arsha_07: source!! abeg

My brother, na ofe-akwu nd pepper soup ooo.

GBAM! I can't wait to see FAGGE soo Jobless that he has time to STRIKE olamide's gunman pose and post the pictures on twitter. LMFAO!!!

njokusboy: I don't know why we are making too much noise about this... I hardly think signing any agreement is a problem.. There are two contending issues here, the first is the outrageous request by ASUU to be paid a salary which they didn't work for, a point all the anti GEJS here are too hypocritical to address....
The second is dat secret demand which ASUU does not want to share with the masses, that demand which they feel might make them lose public sympathy... That is the problem here... Ever bothered to ask why the much talked about 2009 agreement was shrouded in secrecy?? Let us learn to use our heads...

Ooooooooo GOD! Where dis Barman seff?? BARMAN!!! ***yes bros*** OYA MIX GULDER, STAR & SMIRNOFF ICE FOR 1 CRATE, DRAG AM COME, MAKE I SHARE FOR ALL MY PEOPLE. ***okay bros*** DO AM QUICK QUICK Ooo ***okay bros***

taharqa: Who told you it has not been 'signed'?? The Agreement reached with d President has already been sent, and signd by d Permanent Secretary, Min of Education. ASUU is howeva just insisting that it shld be signd by d Attorney-General of d Federation. I read this in one of d Papers this morning. OR wait, you are want/expected d President himself to sign an agreement?.... I am not even sure they are signing another MOU altogether; the problem is that ASUU is astonishingly hoarding Info on d process, such that most people don't even know what they want again. Their NEC meeting in Kano for instance, was held under an ultra-secret place and environment, such that NO single Newspaper still know what reali went on in that meeting, except from crumbs of Info from 'Anonymous Sources'!! Want is ASUU reali up to? Want do they reali want, now ie what are their current demands? Why all d Secrecy and Shenanigans??

BARMAN!! ***yes bros*** DRAG ANOTHER CRATE OF GULDER COME FOR DIS MY OGA WEY WEAR WHITE FOR HERE!! ***okay bros**

After a 13hour meeting with the commander in chief of the armed forces, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, you still want the attorney general to sign as surety nd NLC president to sign as witness. Fagge has really confirmed that igbo saying "aboki wu aboki".
Long live FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Long live GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
Long live ALL GREAT NIGERIAN STUDENTS!!!!!!

VITORIA ASCERTA!!!!

abuc: ASUU has over stressed their luck. They should have resolve the strike issue a week ago. Its very funny for them to be making new demands instead of calling off the strike. Now some universities have resume which I think is a big slap on ASUU face. Just 2 days ago, Pro-Chancellors demanded lecturers and students to resume. ASUU is gradually moving towards a state of personal destruction. FG may divide them and make the Union ineffective as they did to Governors Forum. They should peacefully accept FG Negotiations since they have promised to yield to some of their demands. I honestly want ASUU to remain united in order to always pressurize any seating Government to take care of our Instituions in order to meet Global Standard and compete with Global institutions.

On a serious note, which Government have really accepted 100% demand in any negotiation? I have not seen such, though I stand to be corrected. In every negotiation, both side need to shift some ground for it to work or its no longer negotiation. The students are the ones suffering all these gamble and chess game. Lecturers are also demanding for 5 months salary arrears they did not work for. Please what will be the direct benefit of these students that have wasted over 5 months doing nothing rather be on facebook, twitter, nairaland and newspaper stands arguing about Man City and Chelsea. Will the demand also help Lecturers to stop stealing other people work on the Internet and then resell to students as Course Materials? The Universities must resume next week or else, all the lecturers will be sack... That is my final resolution

Bar man! Bar man!! BARMAN!!!!!! **yes??** ABEG DRAG 1 CRATE OF GULDER COME FOR DIS MY OGA ABEG! SHARPALY!!!!

Monarchmindset: U don't know wut you are saying, @o.p what about the pink limousine he bought for her nko. #getyourfactright

U be real ODE! Where did jim iyke get the money to acquire a limo for himself talkmore of his "staged" gf. When will ya'll open ur eyes n see that these pple are just using eachoda to stay relevant. I think d main person reaping d most benefits from this publicity stunt is Jim cos his career is already dwindling. Dude is broke!! I aint a jim iyke hater tho.. I'm jes stating facts.

dexter105: Your stupidity is mind-boggling. Your below ostrich level brain shows what you are. Read my second response to the other guy. Put your points across without insults and I'd respond in kind. Read the posts above n below yours. Some are already taking advantage of the new features, its not hanging on some phones, mine inclusive. You really can't heap your frustrations on me if the phone you stole doesn't work as you expected it to. So get off with your algae infested mouth. Resort to insults again and I would put you in your place.

Now I'm convinced that you're a capital F.O.O.L. If ur phone doesn't hang like dat of odaz, does that give u d right to heap insults on those complaining about theirs?? Is it ur biz? I wud've have reasoned with u lightly if u were smart but seeing that your brain is largely composed of Urine, I'll just let U remain in ur fools paradise. King of fools. Oversabi houseboy.

dexter105: Congrats for demonstrating that you have an IQ equivalent to that of a plankton. Cheers. What is the major complaint? It hangs and people want to revert to previous versions of it. If you've ever owned a smart phone( which I seriously, seriously doubt). You'd know that more often than not smart phone upgrades are usually plagued by bugs, which are usually corrected in subsequent versions. I'm urging people to see the benefits rather then just the negatives. Oya run along now. Go and consume the garri you put on water since two days now. Cheers.

Abeg shuttup ur smelly mouth joor. Oversabi. Are u better dan d millions of people complaining about it on twitter n other social networks around the world? U cum here come dey form wetin I no know, gerrout joor. Mtcheew!!!

profeth: guy not only u o..even me.I just downgraded mine to the previous version and I'm liking it.

Plz hw did u downgrade it ??

Ah dun lyk it.
OMG I shud've read the reviews on app world b4 rushing to download dat trash, its hanging my damn fone, I'm using a 9800, does any1 have an idea where I can download my old version back

GenBuhari: [size=28pt]The so called "Abacha looted" is untraceable

It was never proved to belong to Abacha,it was named Abacha Loot because 3 biggest looters in history: Obasanjo, Abdulsalami Abubakar and Babangida called it "Abacha Loot".

These 3 Dishonest Kleptomaniacs dishonestly blame abacha of looting

The very honest anti-corrupt General Buhari tells us Abacha never looted

Who would you believe?[/size]

So from where did this money come from??

If I were this guy, I'll do everything possible to stay away from public eye before some investigative journalism leaks the secret to his unusual wealth. #myopinion

BTW, Dis our presido fine oo.

Jona oya use the money to settle ASUU let's get on with our bloody lives!

link2ok: I cnt believe am actually on FP! Wat a day 2rememba! Wnt to dedicate this victory to my pastor who tru his constant prayer made me attain dis height,2d deacons in ma church and entire member who have prayed tirelessly for me, also wnt to say a big thnk u @home who gave me this opportunity,praying that soon it wuld b ur day! Thank U,gracia,inapenga. I love U.

Are u dreaming?

I'm highly disappointed. The MOD that suggested this poo to make front-page is making a joke outta this forum. The MOD that eventually pushed it to the front page should be examined. Mtcheeww!

suwailad: ASUU has called it off.

Where? When? How??

I feel lyk hurting a member of ASUU n I'm dead serious about it.

BREAKING NEWS! More seriously, ASUU has decided to call of the strike for reasons being that the students are being negatively affected. The impeccable source also stated that he as a top official in ASUU's NEC, he has been dying of severe Konji because his sugar daughter has since travelled and he can hold back his urge to want to dive into her ocean of passion just because of mere 1.1tr.

SOURCE: my neighbours older sister who is also a bleepmate with one of the fagge's gatemans girlfriends inlaw's cousin.

uzeba: Dear Nollywood am highly dissapointed in u, hw
much longer do I hv 2 wait b4 I get 2 c a new
movie titled 'Skelewu'

Patience my boy. Patience

Been practising their skelewu dance steps and have finally perfected it!!!

ASUU NEC members have.............

We've just received the news

kolawaxxy: Hallelujah o! Give a warm hand-shake to the student nearest to you.

Why? Did he just win d lottery??

Damn! See nyasssshhhhh
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dats not her.

konklushun: E be like say u use lip stick o

LOL, I get that a lot. Buh dats how ma lipz is anywayz

safarigirl: these your consecutive gbagauns make it hard to beleive you.

Hahahha.. I dey tellzzzz u!

Fake Versace don suffer for naija boys hand.

Rhino.5dm:
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surely, this guy isn't straight.

This pic shows he's a scottish rite mason. An eleventh degree fellow-craft of d grand lodge of scotland. Say what you know, not what you don't.