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missberrypop5:
hehehehehe

nwanyi oma! hope you feel alot better now?

Sile12:
Bros that's why i said "Movies I've seen".
I've not seen it, but you do the favour of adding yours.
No one knows it all........

ice water bro! we cool! your list ain't that bad.

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sholay2011:
Where is "Schlinder's List"?

ask am abeg....it is supose to be number 1. God bless liam neeson.

i vote for jeninnma!
how does this voting work?

Fkhalifa:
Guys how una dey control d erewctn with a new babe?and what standing posture gives confidence,is it dipping hand inside pocket?need this tips abeg.

once you bend down like you wanna scratch your leg and touch your toes it will surely reduce. try it ASAP..go and get an erecktion now!

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samflexxy:
all this just to have sex


Smh.

sam! expose yourself or? your own pass my own o. i go tell them o.

tosyne2much:
ahn ahn !! all this epistle just to get underskirt

That was wayback bro. Things are different now,i barely go after girls and when i do i usually let em know what could be theirs if they become cupidheroine

Vivly:
You TREK around??
So you don't even have #50 for transport fare yet you want a car?

#FSE. You get mouth i swear.

1. i usually buy the latest edition of her favorite magazines and keep them at my room,i once bought a complete fashion mag cos of a girl.
2. rock her favorite perfume just so she can ask me "is that paco rabane?"
3. update my music playlist with soulful ballads and the best love songs humans can offer.
4. pay my lil sis to be on a sentry duty and sound the alarm if one of my parents shows up at home early so i can go back to playing friends with her once my parents return(is not what you think).

i'm guilty of NO 6

Mosespaul:
Rubbish! But non of u commented on the soldier that was killed by BRT but jus talking about destruction and havoc the soldiers caused, remember that soldier has love ones jus like everyone of u then u should also ask urself '' what if am the one (slain soldier)?

You sound realy foolish,so if a civilian mistakenly kills a soldier then that civilian must pay with his life and properties must be vandalised to give him a safe passage to hell? imagine a fellow civilian fueling the increase of a police state in a country without respect for civilians. check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[quote author=yomisley post=27797017]i am a witness too.. that day i was not feeling fine, i wanted to go and take my injection at the clinic inside palm grove estate when they ask civilians to raise there two hands up i was so weak to even raise my two hands talkless of running i was just walking slowly i almost fainted trying to get to my hospital to take injection, so i was walking behind one old woman so those bastard people wont focus on me. the next i saw was a scissors kick on my belle, [quote/]eyah! dem give u scissors kick still slap u ontop, so if u where feeling fine you would have used taekwando on him?

only sag if it pays you or boosts your confidence. i don't think it is right for a lady to sag since she will be only feeding em pervs who will be watching closely to get a better view of her butt cheeks.

It is pure wickedness! my heart aches when i read these kind of stories.it goes to show how things will be when disaster finally strikes. Thank GOD we don't have natural disasters in nigeria cos only the rich will be evacuated. GOD is with us.

AgapeCharis:
Majority of us havent taken a thought about this and I was so shocked wen I did.
Nairaland is almost a second home for some of us.
I find Facebook extremely boring this days. Spending 3mins on Facebook is like spending 3yes!!

How about you? Where do u spend more time
Nairaland?
Facebook?
Lindaikeji?

facebook is the truth! i spend more time on FB than any other chat platform or site. i can't stay a day without accesing my FB feeds.100+ daily news ranging from tech,sports,weird news,conspiracy theories,alternative news websites,mainstream news,etc. facebook is the best and you get to read from so many sources in a singe page. no news passes me by as far as i opened my FB the day it broke. nairaland is changing all of that rapidly.

AgapeCharis:
I give up!

on keeping an E-diary or what? so many people can relate to what is written on these diaries,don't give up yet. just try and pen down a few words first before you give up or blame it on severe writers block. be good!

marieolae:
I hate anything that has to do with vampires honestly yuckk! Yeah I used to watch friends here and there, but not really. I used to sleep off

since you hate vampires just tell me you hate twilight please? i hate that movie and i think kirsten stewart sucks.

me:how are you?
she:i'm fine, you?
me:i'm fine but you the finest
she:realy
me:yeah
me:your BF must be proud,you are beautiful..............if she doesn't flow with me i withdraw and tell her that i was only practicing one of my "how to get a girl" tips and also tell her that i was not serious..that i was just researching for a book i'm writing on chicks hunting,i'm a good actor so 80% end up believeing me.

marieolae:
friends has always been boring for me and I've never heard of the walking dead

seriosly? u think friends is boring? those guys are funny like madt. i always tot sponge bob sucked until my lil cuz made me watch an episode .the walking dead is a zombie flick,if u dig zombie/vampire movies u wld totally love it. the make up & effect is top notch.

marieolae:
yeah its good to dream. Dreams are good. Just keep your dreams alive! Well that means your following my diary

yeah! i usually have a writers block when ever i plan to start keeping my own NL diary. Yours are heartfelt and they flow naturally.

marieolae:
[size=25pt] GOSSIP GIRL!!!! [/size]

is gotta be FRIENDS® or THE WALKING DEAD.

marieolae:
lol lol noo its real insomnia hahaa wbu?

just tryin to solve life's mysteries,i'm scheming on how to make life berra and things like that,i always dreamt of owning a house in seoul and i'm yet to own one in naija. no more chasing waterfalls sha,twas a good dream. u shld get some sleep am sure the whole of england cnt wait to see u.

marieolae:
I'm fine can't sleep tho

eya! naija boy or real insomnia?

marieolae:
yeah I'm a lag babe

cool! hope you good?

marieolae:
soo do u wanna set up a party. I'll come actually

realy? i'm PH grinding,would you realy come? i'm still planning on the party sha,seems you maintain a permenent residence in lagos?

marieolae:
I can't count how many parties they've tried to set up on nl. It never works. Online ish will forever be online.

true that! these parties and get together for our virtual friends never seem to work. am an admin on a facebook group and we usually start planning for a party b4 the first snow hits canada and it never comes to pass till another snow hits and den we start plannin again. i'm down to make memories as far as it involves missberrypop and other beautiful people. las gidi and PH should have theirs seperately. ABJ shld chill.

missberrypop5:
ayam dying slowly

adaoma! biko don't speak like that,i'm sure GOD is fixing you up right now,you will be fine.don't miss a single medication. may your dreams stay big and your worries stay small. get well soon.

MizMyColi:
Handsome
Please, about our discussion in the religious section, still busy, much later, okay?

i fully understand.just take your time,will be right here waiting. love the work you doing around here especially the miss nairaland project. take care.

bunch of kids tryin to diss bt end up as maggots
u heard it ryt kid,u and ur team r lil gays
bow down to me cos in dis rap am dt god
u wanna kill me? bitch u ain't fit to b dt gun

I VOTE JENINNMA#

Luckygurl:
Oya k'anyi meruo ya n'isi.
Naani ihe I ga-eme bu ide I VOTE JENNIMMA.
Nmmeri aburula nke anyi...
Daalu!!
#Team Jennimma

gbam! adaoma! chukwu abiama ga gozi gina ezi na ulo gi. tunyere JENINMA maka oche nwanyi eze ndi obodo egoland. team jeninma# sponsored by mariolae#