₦airaland Forum

So assuming i'm in Abuja protesting na this small children go make me stop? The man-boy speaking their mind na slap alone i go take comot him jaw.

I think epigenetics should be made a compulsory subject or course in Nigeria so Nigerians can atleast self diagnose and seek treatment or help so we can be better version of ourselves.
There is just something off about us. I don't know if this crude and abnormal behaviour is a result of many years of widening poverty and poor living that has plagued Nigeria and Nigerians since 1960 because we always end up doing the right things wrong.
All this might be the after effect of the past. It hasn't been too long Nigerians fought a war and lost millions in life and property plus the horrific things our Fathers and Mothers went through as kids or adults during those dark days so who knows where all this abnormal behavior comes from. There is crime even in the most developed parts of this world but we all know ours is always different. The crimes commited alone by these SARS operatives is enough reason to doubt the sanity of the average Nigerian. Why do we hate ourselves these much? Even the little love we supose dey show black women redpillars don turn am to another thing while these feminists think a man is their worst enemy and deserve nothing but dogshit. When una understand say we are all we have got thats when we can be great as black people. Its all kill kill with y'all.

EBMedia:
IgbereTV captured the moment an usher in a church trying to seize the phone of a female member.

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTeAJk5bV8M

Igbere TV captured what? As Big Brother abi wetin. Person video something post online u dey say na igbere TV.

moc1:
Is buying the new FIFA 21 worth it?
This is a common question in the mind of FIFA 20 owners especially with the fact that EA sport refused to release any FIFA 21 demo this year. I wrestled with this and finally just decided to buy it. Here is my PERSONAL OPINION after very FEW days of playing it.

GRAPHICS...Very minor changes noticed in the player appearances, audience and the field( It looks more like applying a filter to FIFA20.)

May be i was expecting too much... something like death stranding type of realistic graphics.

AUDIO/ COMMENTARY
.... Very little added, infact many of the phrases are still the same.

GAMEPLAY...Many changes here( Both negative and positive)

Headers are back
Creative runs.... cool
Through ball...Too powerful
New skill moves and celebrations
Drag back....made almost useless
Defence is something else (lol. Some one said, the game is now about scoring more goals than your opponent)
Probably the recently released patch will fix the new problems they ve created.


Overall, i think for someone who is not a die hard fan, i didnt see any MAJOR change worth $60, so i think it is better to wait a few weeks for the price to come down then buy at cheaper price.

Other FIFA 21 owners, what are your opinions ?
You can also add other aspects i have missed.

Thats Nigerians favorite game. Some folks don't even play any other thing apart from FIFA nad PES.
It is extremely hard to convince Nigerians not to buy FIFA every year.

While she was talking to me, one of the policemen collected the phone from her on the ground that she didn’t have the right to talk while they (policemen) were there.


Places like Nigeria should only exist in movies and not real life. These stories are just too sad.

baralatie:
are you a redpilla?

Don't know! Don't care!
I hate being defined by fancy words.
I am a man...the world and all that is within it is mine to conquer.
Different animal but the same beast.
If the situation requires me to be a simp then a simp is what i will definately be.
But if there is need for me to be an alpha male thats exactly what i will be.
Flexibility na the key.

The only real person is you. All that who is real and who is not is all talk. Might get a few solid niggas and girls but never think anyone out there will love you more than you. Also get with the times...no one actually cares except money or something beneficial to them is involved. All that realness you dream of is old school. Its a new era out here.

PlsBanMe:
Don't be moved by people's beauty or achievements on the social media. Most times, you are more better than them.

This one is the highest truth every sensible person should know. I see people kill themselves over peoples lavish lifestyle online and i can't help but shake my head. Like Pusha T said '' Your man crush Mondays be owin' niggas''.
People with less values always do too much.

Una no go kill me for this nairaland. baba say him be redpillar from nairaland. If you like be Caterpillar from Julius Berger.
Redpillar na title abi achievement? Most of you are alpha males online and woman wrapper in real life.

The devil has been sacked by the Governor as of today and he will face trial insha allah. His son who is a budding musician was actually supporting the #EndSARS movement till he was called out on twitter today and he had to block his twitter account and instagram handle . The idiot trended on twitter today. He will sure do time for his numerous crimes against humanity. 4uck 12!!!!!!!!

Slynation:
Oga state your problems with women lets know if we can be of any help to you other than generalizing..... Your girl phuck up no mean say my girl go mess up as well...

I no even understand niggas these days. Mine sef over Bleep up but na still move on i move. nobody sef know except me and her. One heartbreak these niggas go turn to another thing. Plus i don't understand how you suddenly have total disrespect and disregard for someone or a group of people you promised the world simply because things didn't work out. abi if it worked out for you and the black woman that broke your heart na white pikin you go born. Abi the pikin no go turn to black woman one day. na even black woman born this fool too. You got your preference she got hers too if e no work na to carry on.

360clips:
Women are very evil beings. They're very badbelle in nature and love to use men as slaves. Simps have suffered the most in the hand of women. A woman would never date a broke struggling man but want an already made rich man to date them and give them everything even when she has absolutely nothing to offer than a horribly disgusting hole! They're very greedy with everything! They think they're smelly pussy comes at a price and want you to fool yourself for that disgusting hole between their legs. I pity any man that marry any black woman. They're the absolute worst nightmare! They're very useless & wicked set of people and shouldn't be treated well.

Oh chineke! Who broke your heart? You sound pathetic though. na man you be. People dey go from a billion dollar to five thousand dollars and they still moved on. Why spew out so much bullshit over a woman? You simply met the wrong woman. Carry on with your life. Black women na the best thing to happen to this world.

I pity who go try dis rubbish near me. i fit use chainsaw divide a nigga dt day.

How do you take advantage of someone you are suppose to protect? I mean how do you leave women who are the most beautiful beings ever created and start lusting after small girls? I never know wetin dey do some of these rats that identify themselves as men. Na life dis one suppose collect if he is okay mentally.

Zzor:
see this small boy ooo,can you say this to my face?what will i not see from you nairalanders

Aunty no vex. you win. I go really appreciate am if you no mention me again. Thank you.

Zzor:
shey I have done runs to your side abi,rubbish.Brolosho

I no sabi fight women. Even if na real life me and you no go exchange pass wetin we don exchange.
Assuming you are a man i for promise you slap atleast. No need for all this.

But comot play you dey act like runs girl. How else dis niggas won take see ur features if you no draw dia attention to yourself by creating this sorta useless thread. Me and you know no one in their right sense will be PROSARS except the SARS men themselves.

I totally understand...hope the men you are doing all this for don PM you already. I'm not against it i'm just saying their are other ways you can let this niggas know you hustling than making silly contributions to a very serious issue like #EndSARS so they can atleast notice you.

How do you go from creating romance threads to being PROSARS? i no be tata. make my write up no go fool you.

kokaneprodigy:
Let her go and tell this to the crowd at admiralty plaza

Na attention she dey find. Na typical runs girl behavior.

Zzor:
Yahoo boy,SARS your worst nightmare won't end

So according to your stupid logic anyone saying they should end SARS is a yahoo boy? Be like na attention you dey find.
All those people on the streets protesting are yahoo boys abi even Kanye west and all those footballers. Even Bishop TD jakes na yahoo boy.
I believe you are joking.

Zzor:
Yes, I don't want SARS to end because it keeps criminals,yahoo boys,thiefs,ritualists,irresponsible men in check.Those young men you see clamouring and protesting against SARS are very irresponsible men who got something up their sleeves,just a few responsible one's fell victim to SARS unfortunately.I'm yet to see the likes of Elo Umeh,Uche Pedro,Seun Osewa,Wale Tinubu,Mike Adenuga jnr,The Monipulo's, Wahab Folawiyo jnr,Miss Zzor and their likes in this protest,all I see is Davido, Buna boy, yahoo boys and internet fraudsters.My own campaign #Don'tEndSars# begins soon.By the way,who missed me here? where are my darlings,virginprincess,fati2001,mariangeles,mynd44,lalasticlala,seun?

You lack common sense.

This shit low key funny. Look at his wingman's face.

obinna58:
Mumu

Retardedd fucktardd! Dawkins wannabe.
Go shoot some sperm or something.
All that sperm in your brain got you confused.
Get busy with dem monkey hands fool.
Masturbating dumbass!

Dayoebe:
God, Please liberate Africans from superstitious belief

Lol. Abi. If you like if bees come full una house no pray.
You go den understand the difference between Salem and Benin.

It's like there is some secret war going on i don't know about because it looks like men and woman are competing on who will win in the game of HURTING. Girls,women,boys and men wey suppose dey live a productive balanced lifestyle go just end up being less productive and their performance for their different field go just reduce all in the name of love and una think it is normal abi.
It is either domestic abuse or tales of cheating and i ask myself why get married if you can't stay faithful because some of you find things like cheating or domestic abuse as something that is perfectly normal judging by some of the comments i read here. There is always an option to suit your sexual lifestyle. I mean many women out there are ready to be baby mamas and shit for a few bucks as long as you take care of your kid which gives some of you the chance to have as much sex as you want but still una no want am. Una just want hurt people,cheat people,lie to them and play with their feelings why you could actually balance your lifestyle by simply leaving marriage or relationship for people wey ready for am. Abi surrogacy no dey exist for naija? Abi na make you answer who get household abi na family dey hungry some of una? Cos i no understand how humans will continually ruin very simple things with their selfish human traits leaving the world with kids from dysfunctional homes who accept watered-down versions of love they believe they deserve because it was this same version of rubbish love dem see growing up. Make una continue to dey manufacture hurt dey call am relationship. Una children who go eventually go through the same endless cycle and their children too will go through the same nonsense till one of dem go get sense to realize dem no need need some of these things y'all hurt people for.

I thought adulthood was knowing what you need and what you don't need . Abi una just dey grow for the wrong areas leaving una sense the same way it was while you were kids. If na family you want raise one. If na kids and plenty Bleep you want their are still options out there for you. If na open relationship you want sef naija girls plenty wey need am too. All these una mumu don dey too much and e dey cost government money directly or indirectly due to una stupid human nature wey una fit curb but chose to be simple minded idiots with herd mentality. Time wey person go use make mankind gods for the whole universe na im we go waste dey advice one or two grown adults cos one of dem no dey wise enough to know wetin him or her actually need. Na thunder go fire some of you idiots i swear. Make una thank una God say i no be government if not na serious flogging some of una go dey collect for loose guarding. I just dey look una sha. na so dem dey take start dysfunctional homes before you know children go full everywhere without an idea of what real love or family is and den grow up and do the same shit.

MrCork:

my neighbor's fine lookin lightskin wife saw me again this morning & said hello darling. . This is the second time she calling me darling. This is the trick women use when the want sexxxx from u ...they call u *darling* (..truss me.)

Mature advise urgently. ..Please help

Baba for cruise! Onye oma na lightskin.
na newcomers go take u serious sha.

magzey:
Did Ozil know Nigeria? Fake tweet

No o. Ozil didn't know Nigeria.


Too many lowlifes dey dis nairaland sha. Lekwa mugu!

saaphiere:
Or related to or benefit from yahoo boys.
The guilty are always afraid.

You still never won get sense abi? at your age you think it is okay to be foolish.
With that your nonsense bald hair coupled with that your goat face you still don't see the need to think before commenting.

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smartsexy:
Please i want you guys to help me in this situation cos am very confussed and i don't know what to do again.

I meet this gal around June this year, we started dating and everything was going so softly.
I visit her at home anytime i close from work, we will play, laugh and we have fun and i beggin to fall for her more and more that i even tell my people about her and she knew about it.
Around september i started noticing her attitude towards me beging to change and i ask her she say nothing, and that same the i saw her with a guy i confronted her and she say that the guy is her childhood friend, she swear to me that iam the only guy she is dating right now and i believe her and that make me fall for her more.
I week later i saw her with the same guy at about 10:40 pm and she notice i was the one that night. The next day in the morning she pass were i was working without say a word, and that never happen before. I waited for her about a week wether she will come to apologise to me, but she didn't do so.
I follow her to her place to talk about the issue, unfortunately she is not at home that night, i call her she pick and i ask her were are you, but she beging to ask me why are my disturbing her? She cut the call and switch off her phone.
I waited for her and she came back aroud 9:30 pm. I ask her were are u coming from she say she is coming from her guy place that is it anything wrong with that?
I begin to ask her what happen that you are avoiding me but she say she don't want to see me, that i should leave her alone, i talk, talk and talk but she say she don't want to see me that iam the one that push her into this.
I ask her what have i done to you? I caugt you cheating, instant of you to apologise to me but you are telling me i was the one that push you into this? It always happen that anytime she wrong me i am the one that does the apology. She push me and want to enter her company i hold her and she brought out her phone to make call, i collected the phone, and she left me i waited for her for some minute i later left with her phone.
To my suprise when i open the phone i saw her charting with the new guy and her baby daddy, and my number was not even in her phone.
The new guy call, i pick and i didn't say a word he was asking her have you reach home? I cut the call and he keep on calling.
To my latex suprise in the morning around 8:05 AM, the new guy came to my place of work looking for me, i meet him and i ask him what happen that you are looking for me? He say's there a gal i collected her phone yersteday night and i say yes and he say he is the one that bought the phone for her that's he is here to collect the phone, and with no argument i give him the phone.
And the next day i decided to call her and that's on the 1st of october around 7:40AM, she pick and i ask her were are you? she say she on her way to work i say ok, i told her please i want us talk and i will like to check on you on your work place, but she say i should not disturb her and she cut the call. In less than a minute the new guy call me and begin to threating me that i should stop call his gal or he will teach me a lesson and i told him am sorry and i cut the call.
My problem here is that this gal didn't tell me that is over between us when i ask he, she say she didn't know and that iam the one that push her into this.
Please nairaland advise me in what to do cos i still love this gal die, and anytime i saw her i remember all the good time we share together. Please can i still go back to her? Or do you guys think i shouid just move on with my life.

NOTE: The new guy is very dangerous i hear about him, he is one of the notorious people in that area.

1 girl and shes got 1 new guy who is probably dangerous and 1 baby daddy that still calls her till date and you still trying to get her back.
Na until the new guy point gun for your head you go then leave him and his useless girlfriend. They both fit each other..let them be. Bros no be so na. Trust me plenty men have been in this same shoe. Just forget about her and move on with your life. She doesn't even deserve your good morning. Why waste genuine love on a selfish person? Redirect am to someone else ASAP. No be only you don love person die. Many of us have been there. You even starting to look weak which is even worse cos she will use it against you in this game of man and woman.

saaphiere:
How much have you won so far since you started watching football?

But do you know you lack regular sense? You are comparing the most popular sport in the whole galaxy with BBN? An activity usually included in school programs from nursery to to the highest level of schooling is what you are comparing with BBN? Something i was taught in a place of learning is what is being compared with a reality show? Is this your foolishness for real abi na play you dey play? So you don't know the primary reason for sports activities? chai! Just find grass chop or anything cow fit chop.

AirstarKane:
Sometimes ,I just want to be quiet but then I just dey imagine na person born this one too. I am sorry o. Nigerian youths , we dey Bleep up. What's all these rubbish? Ahn ahn na talk be this.
# EndSarsNow!
Someone's life is at stake ooo join the force .

As a human being i am ashamed on her behalf. How can a girl at her age think like an abandoned calf.
na easy forgiveness dey bring all these legs sha plus plenty people lack self worth always looking for something to attach themselves to so they can atleast be seen or heard. Its quite common these days. She has no idea how foolish she sounds.

obasi101:
Seun be honest to yourself.. how is is dis one now news??

What are we supposed to benefit from this story u just posted?? Or is there any aircraft Engineer Orji Kalu gave appointment here
Wat rubbish

Help me ask am. Sometimes i wonder if these seun get sense. Person jet develop fault the news made front page. Just watch from now how similar news will grace the FP. maybe na Wizkid or Oyedepo go be next. I don't really understand all this nonsense these moderators keep pushing to FP.
Which kind third world rubbish be this abeg.