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wicked! i swear this is the funniest shii i have read inNL this month. LMAO

WombRaiders:
Putin with Chinese Premier

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Firm handshake with a bold confident eye contact.

Obama with Chinese Premier

https://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Obama-Bows-Hu-Jintao-550x418.jpg

Bows like a common butler hoping for a generous tip.

#FSE

CoolHunk:
Oh that false sense of safety/security. I blame Hollywood. You will learn when a midget picks up your BF and powerslams him into the floor so hard it leaves an imprint.

This is so funny cos it reminds me of my tall friend who got beat up by a short boy

missberrypop5:
lol. #blushing.

cool! but don't just blush,i want you to get well,want you to walk that mile till you get to your dreams and smile them lovely smiles till fever is left with no option but to pack & comot 4 ur dormot. is been a pleasure..good night!

Mprex:
lols. Which one is aba brands again?

mprex! so u no know say every designer brand get branch for ariaria? lol! example aba branch marc jacobs T-shirt usually contain the name "mark jakob" . u see the difference between the one made by marc jacob in the US and the one made by kalu njoku or chijioke in ariaria?

missberrypop5:
lol, i 1st watched the music video on disney jr and loved it, so i got it and started watching it. I'm better now. How are you too?

i'm fine bur you remain the finest.

missberrypop5:
lol. Its an interesting cartoon. I'm not done watching it though

that is everyones favorite cartoon. i think my little sis holds the record for the highest number of times a human watched that frozen animated movie. how is my favorite nairaland girl doing? hope the fever has reduced?

i thought the chibwike dude was only being nice to me on sunday cos it was a holy day didn't know he was NLders favorite goodboy.i actually intruded and made some silly remarks only for him to laff out loud. imagine i was even begging him to get some bad manners too. Don't know how mariolae did it but she's been killing these NL boys since day one.to even be king or chairman of her fans club no easy,i was eva mendez's fans chairman for a day but mariolae's fans no even let me rule for a split second. no be small matter.

Frozen? some heart are worth melting for.

You mentioned a clueless president and ended up giving us high profile looters as his replacement. This is crap in it's purest form. PDP/APC and their members are crooks of the highest order. No need for me to dig into classified files to actually know that tinubu is a crook while GMB is only a power starved individual. what is the difference between APC and PDP when any crook from both side can switch places without much stress. if abacha survived i'm sure he would be in APC. i hate lies! i hate GEj,GMB, and their band of looters. nairaland is always swarming with PDP and APC's disinfo agent. i hate y'all!

i swear the whole ish worries me more than it worries these governors even though i reside in the south,would enlist anyday if a total war broke out between nigeria and BH fighters. so these means the northern governors where not trying very hard in the fight against the insurgents.. SMH. The elite remain safe while the common man is been killed daily. chukwu lekwa umu ghi.

marieolae:
Nigeria always interrupting into foreign affairs.

i think political adverts should be banned everywhere. morning dear.

wicked! that NO 10 point is crazy. #FSE

marieolae:
I'll meet u there today

morning dear! That politics section is the birthplace of hate,tribalism and every form of evil connected with politics. only have a look see but don't get involved.

Brooke hogan-for a moment

Begonia:
I'd find it quite difficult to respect a guy who begs me for money.
I don't expect him to respect me either if I frequently[b]beg[/b] him for money.
Begging is completely different from asking.

it becomes begging when he keeps asking you for money,asking for money should be once in a while. truth be told!! if you are broke respect yourself and have some principles cos thats the only thing you can boast of.men should stop begging,if you want to open office for her head fine,open & chop and leave her,don't stay and keep begging and begging and then leave and another bro will pay for your mistakes. sorry i quoted you and said much but men are falling ma hands.

a boy can beg for money any how but if you call yourself a man you should atleast prove it by knowing there's a limit to everything. If she is a rich girl with excess mullah then you won't be asking for money cos she will be willing to give you a helping hand anyday anytime. but i don't think a man should keep asking for money from a girl. it is better you borrow,invest and pay her back. she is not your wife,she is only your GF.

more love and less judgement. i think men are loosing their mind,i would never exchange insults with a girl both online and offline or even call a girl ugly no matter how the face is,. OP read my signature and you will get a better view of my kind.

a beautiful face is the troof...you lay on your bed facing each other and not you facing ukwu. watching her sleep while you just smile knowing she has got you and you have got her while you watch her smile in her sleep...you know the story.

i'm watching "tales of the black freighter"
it is an animated movie by warner bros but a DC comics property.10th time i'm watching it.good story with a nice narration.

lol! i love this couple.

waternogetemeny:
U are really an idi.ot? U asked a simple question and i provided u with an answer, u want to now make a point where their is no point. Even an imbe.cile know how a typo error looks.


Forget grammar and first fix ur logic first, otherwise u are destined to remain the global idi.ot amongst all other races.

caveman!

waternogetemeny:
Anioma is a igbo dialet like american english.... go school una no go na only agbero and conductor una sabi

"dialet", you can't even spell correctly and you are quoting me? i swear you are the best fool africa can offer. master of punk douchery. moronic fool! GOD punish ur village chief priest cos he did this to u. no make me vex o

valmunich:
WTF is wrong with these urhobos and Deltans as a whole
Must this division come into errytin

Honestly, I just can't wait for the creation of Anioma

are you delta ibo? how did your forefathers migrate all the way from SE to delta? or did a small population of igbos settle there before the larger ones migrated to South east? are you guys truely ibo or you speak a customized ibo like ikwerre clan who migrated from nkwerre in imo state.drop me a link if possible,

missberrypop5:
lol, abi o. I too believe love can be shared through music. And who told you your music won't sell? As long as you've got good lyrics and nice beats and tunes backing it up it will. And you've got the voice. Try project fame or Nigerian idol, will you?

project fame? you don't they give me hope now,when i go their and fall hands with ma ordinary voice you go come deny me,those project fame boys and girls get angelic voice,thanks for the advice tho buti will stick with project sing in the shower for now. hope you feeling better?

I believe that everything on earth is a picture or pattern of things in heaven. Thus, during the millennial reign of Christ, the earth is filled with tamed and beautiful animals of all descriptions (Isaiah 11:6). This is true because wherever God dwells the beasts of the earth are plentiful. Also, since earth is a pattern of what’s in heaven, then God’s eternal home must certainly be filled with these little loyal friends.
The Bible does not specifically state anything concerning animals being taken to heaven upon death or at the resurrection. However, since God promises that He will not withhold any good thing from those who love Him --- I believe that a simple request to the Saviour will make loving petitions for our pets a fulfilled request instantaneously. There are multitudes whose beloved pets went the way of all flesh and died. God is able to bring them back from dust and ashes as simply as He does humans when the dead in Christ rise (I Thessalonians 4:16-18). However, their restoration will occur only after believers arrive, and request their pets. To sum up everything I have said, I believe that we will have the animals we loved with us in heaven, not because of salvation (a spiritual experience), but because our requests produce God’s re-creation or restoration of our faithful, loving and loyal furry friends.

MizMyColi:
I'm good Bro

Wats guan?

hmm! didn't know you used words like "wats guan". good morning.

Things a christian should never sell. decode it!
1. liquid courage
2. victoria secret
3. bling bling
4. whitenacious
5. p****oy mags,etc
6. dan brown,thomas paine
7. M-16,WMD's. etc
8. too much knowledeg . e.g. a christian should not sell any apocryphal or gnostic religious texts.
9. own quilox or cassablanca
10. sell anything containing astrology,zodiac signs,etc
11. sell the temple of GOD

chibwike:
Thanks man...God bless u...hope u went to church

yeah! 1st service.

chibwike:
Lmao...bro u re funny oh...how can you be requesting to be called a fool.

dts wot u do wen som1 come at u d way i did. i don talk ma own..get urself some bad manners,u will need it d next time me or any1 attacks. lol! goodluck wif d popularity hunt,you got ma vote sha(real talk)

chibwike:
Lol...it has started

you sef no follow,all this bad manners wey devil share give everybody no reach ur side? can't you call me a fool or something,abi u won show ur gentleman quality?