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How much for samsung A70 screen? and where in Lagos are you located?

SassyGem101:
They eat human beings. If you're a stranger, im sorry you'll one day end up in their pot. This is no jokes.
I'm from Abia but definitely not from that part and our people dread them so much. We don't even mention them in our place.
One of my cousins once followed his friend who's from that part to their place. So at mid night, his friend out of compassion had to wake him up to leave otherwise he'll be a dead man by day break cos once they see a stranger, they must come at night to dema for their own share. That was how he helped my cousin to escape that night.

Another instance was recently when John Okafor aka Mr. Ibu was almost left behind by his crew at at a movie set in that ngwa area. Some men were already closing in on him when the crew bus reversed back with speed when they discovered IBU was not in the bus. He could have been eaten up by those men.
But come o...why didn't do proper findings before even proposing? Hmm...I guess you're in for a long thing.

They are fetish and evil!

I'm from Abia. A different part from them but i can't be caught saying the things you just said. Why paint a wrong picture of people you have never met? abi you don see every ngwa person finish?

This country na failure.

Kingrapha:
Leading the Oscar nominations

We definately winning the best score award. DC for the win. 11 nominations ain't nothing to Bleep with.

Creamychic:
Reading your post feels like looking in a mirror.

Hey...you good right?

2SWT:
Step 1
Put groundnut oil in a pot allow to heat

Step 2
Put the Jollof mix in the pot and allow to fry for 4 minutes

step 3
Add one litre of water to the sauce and add seasoning and salt

step 4
Add washed rice and allow to cook for 35 minutes.

My thoughts??

No offence but the add one litre line ruined the whole recipe. I believe you should have said add water to desired level. Some clueless bachelor will end up using one litre for 5 cups of rice. How about a remix to the recipe?

Summer Walker - Nobody Else

Damn she can sing!!!

mudi26:
For those who don't know Me. I WAS BORN IN THE YEAR 1987 I HAVE A PHD, I WAS BORN AND BROUGHT UP IN ABUJA. SO I KNOW THE NOOK AND CROOKS OF THE FCT..I HAVE IMMENSE CONNECTION WHEN IT COMES TO FEDERAL ISSUES... MY ELDERS AND YOUNG ONES I PRAY YOU FIND A JOB THIS YEAR 2020.FORGIVE ME IF I WRONGED YOU IN ANYWAY. THANKS

Nooks and Crooks? Are you sure is not a mixtape that you have? All caps in one sentence and you say you got a PHD? Me wey be agbero even if i smoke black mamba i can't type like that.

gurunlocker:
If you fit buy, buy.... If not, go and buy something else and stop complaining....

Iberibe kill you there! Next thing now you will tell us how rich you are. Idiot! Na ur papa get the company? Someone made a very brief comment about a device being reviewed and all you could think about is to stylishly insult him. You don see 1m without stealing before?

Solid buy. Been using it since the first week of may. There is a reason why the phone is still trending on gsmarena after all this months of its release. The fast charge alone is superfast. A 30 minute charge on maximum saving can get your phone from 5% to 80% or even more.
The amoled screen alone is gorgeous and lagging is totally absent on the phone. Get the white version to reduce the appearance of scratches on the back for those of us who don't like using back covers. With the white version the scratch is actually not too visible no matter how rough it is.

New software update.

oyatz:
I seriously doubt if the person behind this moniker is a lady.

I always wonder how a lady can be so deep in Tribalism.See how she just managed to bring in Yoruba into this post that doesn't concern the Yorubas.


Very very insecured and always find the need to compare with Yorubas.

I don't know what Nairalanders gain from Igbos Vs Yorubas contests

They are mostly niggas. Very useless bunch. You see an Igbo boy claiming to be a Yoruba girl and then also see a Yoruba boy claiming to be an Igbo girl. If you have been here for atleast 4 years this things shouldn't bother you. The mods also make sure tribal based topics hit the front page more than intelligent topics. Owner of the forum is Yoruba while his most supermod responsible for pushing some of the most stupid tribal based topics to front page is Igbo. They do it for traffic because most if these tribalists are actually broke and jobless so they spend more time talking trash creating traffic for the forum.

Veetee:
see ur plenty smelling beards. if i was those sars men i would use razor remove those nonsense on u

Ewu! That beard is fresher than your ugly ass face. Fool!

Caught the Igbo too.

scribble:
Probably not their fault. You can't get the ones that come with the phone easily

But there are cheaper versions that sell widely even in yankee

I explicitly asked the sales girl if the accessory was genuine and original and she said yes. What is so hard in sourcing for an Original accessory? If a company as big as slot can't even procure something as ordinary as an earpiece then they have no right to be bragging "best phone dealer". I could easily get genuine AKG earphones on amazon or other retail sites in commercial quantities. This particular fake was of the lowest grade. Even had a silver sticker on it showing the real fake chinese manufacturer.

scribble:
Cant believe I just spent money purchasing a phone on SLOT and it didnt come with insurance

Their phones dont have insurance, its a rip-off

Meanwhile its Jumia that has Insurance through AXA Mansard

I feel like i might cry

SLOT I never buy phones from you, dont know why I made the mistake this time and I will NEVER BUY AGAIN

I bought an AKG earpiece from this same dubious bastards and it was nothing but fake. This thieving bastards sold a fake S10 800 naira AKG earpiece to me for 3500 naira. I don't understand how a company with different branches natonwide would resort to duping people. Now i finally understood how slot made it. Selling fake to unsuspecting Nigerians.

1917 movie poster.

IgbuduMonkey:
I have noticed a phenomenon over the years of Nigerian movie directors using big mansions and cars in their productions. It's okay if it helps the plot, but most times, the storyline would be perfectly depicted using a more relatable average Nigerian house and car. In American movies, you hardly see them portray superlative riches unless it's relevant to the plot.
Has any other person noticed this or it's just me?

These movies are usually tailored for folks staying in face me i face you compounds.They create false hopes to lure their gullible fans into buying their products. They give them a glimpse of what life is like for the rich and powerful. With the level of poverty and illiteracy in Nigeria they will always have a loyal fanbase of misinformed viewers who have no idea of how much a bank manager earns or how much money you need to have to actually live the type of life portrayed in these movies . How do you expect me to see a movie which non of the actors or directors can play in their own homes. They make these movies for those who are less educated and less traveled than them and go back home and watch something directed by Steven Spielberg or any good foreign movie showing their dream locations or movies that deal with a subject matter they can relate with. To deceive Nigerians is as simple as ABC so i don't even expect them to understand the point i'm trying to make.

SendAbroad:
If you carry Id card and you no commit offence, why you go run... Sars use psychology from their criminology training .

How many times have you encountered FSARS? How old are you?

Systrom:
Please help me

My system has been infected with a virus

I think I got it when I was trying to download something online

The virus has messed up my system and nothing works again

Keyboard doesn’t work

I bought external keyboard, it worked for a while, now the virus has corrupted the external keyboard and it doesn’t work again.

If I click on a file or folder, it opens hundred times till the system screen is covered and the system hangs.

If I wanna install a file, the virus doesn’t allow it. Hence installing a virus remover is very difficult

I have scanned the system endless times with the exiting antivirus that was on the system before and it detects nothing, meaning the virus has a strong persistence

I can’t connect to the internet, connecting to the internet has been disabled.

Mouse doesn’t work again too, I bought external

If I try to open softwares, it crashes and doesn’t open

Many other things I cannot remember

My friend are saying it may not be a virus, that maybe my system is old and I need a change.

But what can cause a system to have all these faults at once if not a virus.

Please help

If you are really serious about solving this issue atleast send us a picture or an error message you get when you try doing basic computer ish.

Jasseyfrd:
Short ladies like me a lot, I don't just know why?

Lmao. Short ladies deserve love too.

HRHQueenPhil:
His face is ok, but wen I see d picture am turned off.. am weird..

I don't know why i find this comment funny. Manage am like that. We can't all be cute.

Everyday 13 boys and the same names pops up most times. Jokes on y'all!





https://www.nairaland.com/5409736/efcc-arrests-13-yahoo-boys#82106092


https://www.nairaland.com/5401388/efcc-arrests-48-internet-fraudsters#81964634
48 arrrested and 13 are being prosecuted


https://www.nairaland.com/5171046/efcc-arrests-13-yahoo-boys/1#78137664

https://www.nairaland.com/4998712/13-more-yahoo-boys-arrested#75360847

https://www.nairaland.com/4249700/efcc-arrests-13-yahoo-boys#63540084

Ogun kill you there. Why the misleading topic? Thought it was actually Sade Adu.

They finally restored it.

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Would love to buy the RN7 pro 6gb ram/128gb rom. Can you waybill to Aba before 10AM?

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googi:
Nigeria is a country most people will tell you is made worse than yesterday, not only by our leaders but by people that worship them.

Yet, this same leaders are given awards for selling out their country. You award or encourage people for accomplishments not for failure.

The leaders that concentrated on Independence were in the Youth Movement in their 20s. They were very accomplished in their fields like law, medical sciences, administration, builders masonry since 1800.

What are we celebrating in 2019 as the first black Iike African Americans?

Children check your history.

No school for Nigeria wey no dey sort.

Ezio17:
Good Day To Y'all,

Please Can I play GTA V with this laptop?

Intel core i3 M330 2.13GHZ

4GB RAM
Graphics : 1563MB?


What other games can I play.....I hate lags

nope
but you can play

Battlefield-Bad company
NFS-Most wanted
Tomb raider-Anniversary
Mass Effect 2 and 3
Guns Gore and canoli 1 & 2
Rocket League

Person wey get sense dey threaten Nigerian army? Imagine dis children.

KoiceReloaded:
If psychological thriller + mind_fuck is your thing, you might wanna check out the following:

- Stalker,
- Videodrome,
- Naked_Lunch,
- Eraserhead,
- Existenz,
- The Prestige,
- Interstellar,
- 12 Monkeys,
- Looper,
- Predestination,
- Cloud Atlas,
- Shutter Island,
- Eyes wide shut,
- Vanilla Sky,
- Mulholland Drive,
- Interstate 60,
- Dust Devil,
- They Live,
- The man who fell to Earth,
- Strange Days,
- Jacobs Ladder,
- Zardoz,
- Solaris,
- Sunshine,
- The Sixth Sense
- The Others
- The Thing
- Event Horizon,
- Moon,
- Sorry To Bother You
- Get Out
- Coherence
- Black Swan,
- Mr Nobody,
- The Machinist,
- The Usual Suspects,
- Memento,
- Identity
- Mindhunters
- Another Earth
- Edge of Tomorrow
- Shutter Island
- Donnie Darko
- Altered States,
- Skeleton Key
- The last wave,
- Dreamscape
- Inception

Nice. These are my kind of movies.
How about you reduce the list to your top 5?

Sigrid-Everyboy knows.