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You be Vikings baaa?

Na so e be . The babe na viqueen.

Vahala for you ..leave cult you no gree

chumaZ:
Nairalanders I need your advise, please pardon my grammar and my typographical errors as I am under pressure, I will try and make this story short in order not to bore you guys

I finished school 2016 and went for NYSC on Abuja 2017. Unfortunately for me, I ran into my best friend supposed fiancée since I know her too well, we bonded till one day she asked to know where I stay in Abuja, but because I was staying with my aunty, I couldn't take her to my place....

One Friday morning I got a call from my bestie that his girl is down, that I should take her to hospital, I left whatever I was doing and rushed down to Apo resettlement. When I got there her fiancée was in good condition to my greatest surprise, she begged me not to let my friend know, that she needed attention and all that. She didn't know it will got to this extent, and I agreed with her and bid her a goodbye but she wouldn't let me go until I kiss her.... I swear I had no option if that would make her free me because she was creating a lot of drama already. I kept cool and avoided this girl till I left abuja after NYSC and never mentioned anything that happened between her and I to my friend.

Fast forward to October 2020, my friend called me that her fiancée has an event to attend in Yaba Lagos for a week and want me to accommodate her since I stay in two bedroom apparent alone, I refused and suggested it was better he get a hotel room for her, my friend said the girl have not been to Lagos that it would be better she stays with someone who's familiar with Lagos. I contacted a female friend I know to see if she can stay with her, but my friend's fiancée' complained the place will be far from where the event would be taking place, my best friend was now seeing me as wicked person and I don't wanna help his girl. I had no option than to allow her to come stay with me, I made sure I invited my sister to stay with me for the one week, to avoid temptation. But my sister couldn't stay for a week because of some personal issues, that's how I was left with my best friend fiancée, I don't wanna talk about what I pass through staying with her alone but I ended up having sex with her which I regretted bitterly, when she left Lagos back to anambra I pleaded with her not to chat me nor call me, but she wouldn't listen. She's always chatty and sending me nude which I finally blocked her.

A week ago, my bestie called me that he was in Lagos and would want us to meet, I was reluctant, because I can't stand him after what happened between me and his fiancée, when I got to the bar (venue) the face I saw around his table were kinda strange aside one of our old friend who was with them. Uncle no even allow me finish greeting before I know it a broken bottle have landed on my hand, his target was my face but thank God I defended on time, that's how my blood spilled everywhere and his friends tried to calm him down while other ones was giving me general beating like a common criminal. Thank God police arrived on time, I might have been a dead man today over a girl I never wanted to help.

Please I need help on how to go about this and clear myself from whatever this girl told my bestie, from the little I heard, she claimed I raped her during her stayed with me. Although I have got a lawyer now who is handling this issue but I still wanna clear myself before my friends, none of them believes me maybe because of my lifestyle back in school. Even my family are aware of this ugly issue and are calling me bumper to bumper, because me and my bestie are from the same village and we are like family friends. I don't know how to clear my name. Please help me. I am depressed already, I can't believe my OG tried killing me.

Plz watch the video .

If there are doctors in the house, plz what type of first aid can be administered to a patient with this type of gory injury...
Because I see no.hope

Please watch .
this innocent guy has just been shot in the mouth by reckless police officers trying to enforce a govt ban on motorbike riders in Lagos Nigeria .

in the course of enforcing the govments directives ,a large number of motorbike riders resisted the police ,and this led to violent confrontation.
2 people were confirmed dead , with many sustaining various degrees of life threatening injuries.

i call for peace to reign. https://youtube.com/shorts/refJbHEvRvs

tonididdy:
But how can spreading of legs, as most if us claim be able to afford a 30mil ride.






She'd be crippled na

a porta poti session with 4 Arab guys in Dubai or Oman or Saudi arabi can fetch her that immediately

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stuntman007:
This thing is simple. We have Zenit, access and the rest back in Ghana and other neighbouring country around. Just go open account there, do your cryoto business then fund your naija account. Na our neighboring government go benefit from taxation on the bank transactions. Mumu government.

and you think it's easy opening ACC over there as a foreigner

And they bring back all sorts of diseases including HIV AIDS to their innocent husband's at home .

Women are too dangerous .

Very unformate of you .
You're a quasi entity. In all your ranting , you failed to point out the facts. And you know this ?
90% of the killer Fulani are not NIGERIAns , yet their tribesmen in Nigeria import them into our country and encourage them to engage in terror acts ..

Sick[quote author= post=98661614]Seconded.

......the criminals and evil ones among the herdsmen must be brought to book.

And nothing must happen to the innocent Fulanis doing their legit business wherever they chose to live in their country, just the same way Igbos and Yorubas live all over the country especially the Northern part of Nigeria doing their legitimate business with no one disturbing them all labeling them fraudsters and thieves cos of some few ones among them into frauds.

Any Citizen of Nigeria can chose to live anywhere in Nigeria that they want as long as they respect the rules and regulations governing the Land..... so says Nigeria Constitution.

We Rise...[/quote]

Tripletwins222:
Not a bro.
As other parameters are good, choose any of the supplements; fertilaid and count boost, addyzoa, and manix(to be taken with liquid milk). Then buy a stand-alone of vitamin c 1000mg, vitamin e 1000iu, zinc 50mg and use them with any of the fertility supplements chosen.

ok My Lady. Thanks .

Babygal2020:
There is Glucose level of ++ in your blood. High glucose levels could reduce your testosterone which would subsequently affect your sperm count.
Pls cut down on carbs. Take more fruits and veggies.
Work with a doctor.

Fertility blessings!!!!

yes dear .. funny enough there not a single sugar in the blood .. only urine .
Done multiple blood sugar test from birth but none in blood only urine.
.amazes the doctors though. They call it hypoglyceria or so cannot remember .it's a kinda rare medical occurrence

Bro you listed a lot of supplements here..which ones should I buy ?

Tripletwins222:
The count is too low to impregnate a woman but nothing is impossible with God. Normal sperm count recommended by W.H.O is from 20million/mil upwards. Though 15million sperm/mil with good parameters can also do wonder. Check other parameters(volume, motility and morphology) as well to know if they are ok too cos all of them count. Go for SFA+Culture test to check the sperm parameters and also rule out infection. Infections can drastically reduce a man's sperm count if left untreated. The cost of SFA+Culture ranges from 3k - 5k. If any infection is dictated, treat it with your wife before boosting the sperm with fertility supplements like fertilaid, addyzoa, manix, vitamin c 100mg, vitamin e 1000iu, zinc 50mg etc......
May God see you through.

Plz can you tagg me to the post for supplements.. can't find it

BaesDiary:
The motility and morphology parameters are okay. 60% motility (in which 40% are fast moving and 20% are slow moving). The morphology is good too.

However, the count is low. You need a minimum of 15 Miliion (or 20 Million) for natural conception. Someone above wrote some supplements you can use, please try them out.

PS: Your motility is not 160% as someone stated above Do not be confused sir.

60% not 160%

Pojomojo:
How on Earth is Motility 160?
How did the Lab tech arrive at 160 as Motility?

What you have is severe Oligospermia when count is below 5million

Glucose positive+2 is a case of too much sugar, cut back on anything sugar be it carbonated drinks, raw sugar or anything that's contains sugar.

please drink a lot of water

Finally, go to the hospital to be treated well

Here is a pics of the SFR.. no growth after culture .infection ruled out .

Tripletwins222:
The count is too low to impregnate a woman but nothing is impossible with God. Normal sperm count recommended by W.H.O is from 20million/mil upwards. Though 15million sperm/mil with good parameters can also do wonder. Check other parameters(volume, motility and morphology) as well to know if they are ok too cos all of them count. Go for SFA+Culture test to check the sperm parameters and also rule out infection. Infections can drastically reduce a man's sperm count if left untreated. The cost of SFA+Culture ranges from 3k - 5k. If any infection is dictated, treat it with your wife before boosting the sperm with fertility supplements like fertilaid, addyzoa, manix, vitamin c 100mg, vitamin e 1000iu, zinc 50mg etc......
May God see you through.

I think the parameters are looking good and infection is ruled out..hollup let's post it.. pics

Tripletwins222:
The count is too low to impregnate a woman but nothing is impossible with God. Normal sperm count recommended by W.H.O is from 20million/mil upwards. Though 15million sperm/mil with good parameters can also do wonder. Check other parameters(volume, motility and morphology) as well to know if they are ok too cos all of them count. Go for SFA+Culture test to check the sperm parameters and also rule out infection. Infections can drastically reduce a man's sperm count if left untreated. The cost of SFA+Culture ranges from 3k - 5k. If any infection is dictated, treat it with your wife before boosting the sperm with fertility supplements like fertilaid, addyzoa, manix, vitamin c 100mg, vitamin e 1000iu, zinc 50mg etc......
May God see you through.

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too bad you're in abuja

Dude we know you're a Fulani from Senegal.. I did a forensic on you

flokii:
Igboho just like so many of us have condemned the criminal activities of the herders in South West and in fact Nigeria.

What we ask is for you to stop fanning embers of war like IPOB and allow Yorubas find lasting solution to the ongoing crisis. Is that too much to ask?

Can a man with a 5m X 10⁶ sperm count impregnate a woman?

And if he can't, what fertility procedures are available to him and his spouse.

And how much will it cost them , considering his wife is ok and very fertile ..

Thanks

iamrich4life:
You'll only be paying for
Waste disposal
Security
Power Supply
All by yourself...

how much

They chose death over life.

They just worries over peace .

They chose insecurity of security.

Let them die and rot In hell.

Odin, grandpa and korofo and God of habakrier shall welcome them in vahala...

Adieu.

Jesus is the only way ..this is a fact .

Follow Allah and his prophets ..

Use your medulla

Starzo:
Dem put gold inside toto

if you see them, my brother you go pay more

This govt and corruption is like 5&6

sunnybobonwa:
Buhari Fires Senior Aide For Allegedly Leaking Story On Gambari’s Son



President Muhammadu Buhari has allegedly sacked a top policy adviser, Lai Yahaya, earlier this month over allegations of providing internal State House information to an online newspaper.
Yahaya, a former adviser to the Nigerian presidency on electric power initiatives, was accused of being the central source for on story on PeoplesGazette, which exposed Bolaji, the son of Buhari’s Chief of Staff Ibrahim Gambari.

According to sources who spoke to PeoplesGazette, the former presidential aide has since left Nigeria for Europe amidst fears of further retribution.

Yahaya is a lawyer and sustainable energy consultant who previously worked at the State House until 2017 under late chief of staff Abba Kyari, following which he served as an adviser to Raila Odinga at the African Union.

Shortly after his appointment in May 2020, Ibrahim Gambari recalled Yahaya to the State House as the top adviser on power infrastructure, serving only a few months on the job before being sacked on false allegations.

“They said he leaked a story to your newspaper and they cannot work with him in confidence,” a presidency official said. “They tried over and again to get him to confess, saying that some details that were revealed in the story could only have been divulged by him.”

PeoplesGazette has denied Yahaya, a graduate of Oxford University’s Balliol College, played any role in the story that exposed Gambari’s son.

At issue was an October 2020 story that cast a spotlight on Bolaji Gambari as the new head of a cabal of administration associates inside the Presidential Villa. The report also detailed the exit of Farouk Gumel, another Aso Rock policy adviser and an influential part of the cabal that held sway under Mr. Kyari.

The Gazette had also accused the President Buhari administration of pressuring network service providers to cut off connections to its site.

iamrich4life:
Total Package: N1,490,000

any service charge?

What is the full package

doctore212:
Abeg I need contact for four ololsho for this weekend

60k each

tit:
Fake news
burantashi is on his way to his dubai manshun

nopee

CDS is an Igbo man from agbor..
Stop peddling lies

Happening now Inn Abuja... A team of fiercely looking EFFC officials currently effecting an arrest warrant on him .

More to follow...


Dude is as corrupt asf