₦airaland Forum

They couldn't agree on a price.
It will be resolved once the alert is received.

Why is this post making me laugh?

[quote author= post=123487970]To talk about how to better your life and fellow Nigerians.[/quote]Is your own life better now Mr. mouthpiece?

And do what?
Thieves.

Why?

Emir8:
Financial institutions are subtly responding to the removal of fuel subsidy. They will never say fuel subsidy removal is the reason. Interest rate on saving accounts and others increased from 4.0 to 5.55%. See the email Access Bank sent to me today!

I don't like banks but if you went to school you would have known that an increase in savings interest rate is actually a positive for the masses not negative.

It simply means that if you save 100 naira, you will make 105.55 naira instead of 104 naira.


You guys are the problem of this country! I'm very sure you protested at Ojota.

aangsan:
Please I need help.!
Two weeks ago I got a Mouth Gig from a prostitute I picked from the road in abuja. She sucked my dick and I cummed in her mouth and that was all.
Within 48hours after that I started PEP ACRIPTEGA and have been taking it consistently for two weeks now..
I feel fatigue and a bit of fever..please what's going on could this be HIV?

She only sucked my dick we did not have any form of vaginal sex or anal sex at all. I have not had any sexual encounter since then

Joke is on you bro cos I know her and her pussy is located inside her mouth.

APC filling station sells at 50 naira.

Foodstuffs, transportation and gadgets are warming up now. We go hear am.

nairalanda1:
All the candidates supported subsidy removal, except probably Sowore.

Just answer the simple question so I can address your original concern. I'm here to help not argue politics please.

Because she is planning to go for it.

abatically:
So I got up early this morning, around 4am to queue for fuel at an nnpc station somewhere in Lagos. I had about 7 cars in front of me while the queue behind me was very very long. They were selling for N185 per liter. It was almost my turn when they stopped selling for whatever reason. After like an hour they decided to restart selling but at a new price. Alas. It is now being sold for N488

Quick one.
Did you vote for Tinubu?

If yes, then it was just for you alone.
Once you finish buying they will reset it to N185.

Karemarealty288:
I don catch you already as long as you don fear

I was more disgusted than scared.
You are ashamed to take corrections so you decide to curse. You and your whole family will pay for it.

Karemarealty288:
Mumu I did the correction.....May bitterness drain your day today. Nairaland accidental Socrates.

I reject and revert your words unto you and your entire extended household a thousandfold and worse.

Amen.

Sad but I don't really pity the drivers.


An Uber driver will crawl until trekkers walk past you or deliberately enter behind a parked korope loading passengers because he wants to add ordinary N300 to his fare.

They are very criminal-minded and deserve all the evil coming their way.

Karemarealty288:
Greenville and Silverpoint estate is closer to what? Where do you know in Badore? Where do you cross to before getting to Igede? Where do you cross before getting to Tom? Let me even remove the "sea" say Its a sizable Lagoon that runs to as far a third mainland bridge. If you don't know anything just keep quiet. Go to Langbasa and see if you will not be sighting Third mainland bridge from there.

That's a lagoon not a sea you dummy.

I heard he was almost beaten up in there.

Karemarealty288:
cos we leave closer to the sea...Badore Ajah-Lekki.

Badore Ajah is not close to the sea.
Pythons don't live close to the sea.

You don't know where you live bro.

Mayour11:
Dollar

The only sensible answer.
All other things will drop accordingly.

This man will go to jail.

So Onanuga was shunned?

kekakuz:
God and she said God is a spirit that lives in heaven and is on the water and he created everything from the the water. Even though this sounds incoherent and funny, I don't expect such answer from a 4 years old girl.
Today, I called her to myself and ask her what of her mum and she answered "which one"

Marine spirit obviously.
Make sure to record everything.

Aide as in aide-de-camp?

toujurs:
This sh*t doesn't work, the vagina is elastic, once a bigger gbola enters the vagina would adjust and widen back.

This African myth again. 😁

I don't know where you studied your own Anatomy but the vagina slacks otherwise having sex with a virgin would be same as every other sex.

Cromagnon:
is called competition. All animals do it

You cannot compete against someone you are copying. If it were competition, you'd be doing your own and outshining him/her.

Suddenly switching from Law to tech just because your friend is making money from tech isn't competition, it's copying.


Competition is being a successful lawyer and outshining your friend who is also a successful techie.

I think they will even want to do anything to prevent a repeat. The main problem should be if they will agree to marry - which isn't the case here - so I'm wondering what your problem is.

Uber.

Brown envelope means only one thing in Nigeria.

Complete with pocket square!

I support