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This is commendable.

Modern roofing is the best.

Nigerians just need an excuse for violence. The cause doesn't really matter as long as they release their frustration.

This one will use horse cologne to kill the odour her bodily secretions produce.

CJStarz:
😂😂😂😂

Very annoying news to read.

Any drug that can cure all these things willl kill you.

This should be moved to the joke section.

Paying for renovation in this Tinubu economy should be classified as a terrorist act when people will kill to have a roof over their head.

SmartyPants:
goaless keh - the correctional services commanding officer on the ground is the one you are seeing being bundled out with his shirt torn open. As it is, it is 5 - 0 to DSS

The goal is to take custody of Emefiele.
Take an IQ test.

N250k over there is like N250 million in Lagos so don't blame him. Any Lagosian owing N250m in this Tinubu economy will do worse.

thaoriginator:
Omo that DSS FC striker nearly hit the target, but goalkeeper is too good and proactive..

This match will not end in draw


That I have seen 👌🏾

NCS United need to change tactics.
This defensive game will not work. They should use cross and nod.

Well well well... 😁

From what I watched the match is still goalless but DSS FC is leading with ball possession. Red card dey dis match for sure. 🤣

Remember this thread?
https://www.nairaland.com/7704163/personal-observation-nigerian-adults

I was pointing out in that thread how Nigerian "adults" cannot decide for themselves and always looking to copy their peers to forge ahead.

We can see how the GWR craze has become quite irritating.

From cooking to coding and now, lecturing...

I'm not saying that they do not have a right to compete but the question is, were these guys not aware of GWR before it was sensationalized by Hilda Baci?
All of a sudden, Nigerian "adults" have realized that GWR is a thing.

When this craze has been milked dry in 2 years' time and another rare innovator comes up with a different successful model, Nigerian "adults" will abandon this GWR craze and saturate the new one too.

Just like they did with modelling after Agbani Darego, football, makeup artistry, music artiste after 2Face Idibia, skit making after Emanuella/Mark Angel, betting, talent shows, blogging after Linda Ikeji, yahoo, dropshipping, Chef, Japa, porn after KingTBlack, feminism, tech broism etc.


It is sad.

money121:
While  Oyebamiji is to forfeit his Apple iPhone XR, Favour is to forfeit the following items: an iPhone 11 Pro Max, one Hisense 1.5 horse power air conditioner, one Hisense 75" Television, three LG standing fans, one  four burner Maxi gas tabletop cooker, one Hisense Mini fridge, one Midea  deep freezer, one Hisense microwave, one television stand, one outdoor  relaxation swing, two mini garden chairs, one mini table, and a set of  sofa to the Federal Government of Nigeria.

All the yahoo could give them are below average household items?

Segun Akala should return and face the music.

We learn everyday

Is it crystal meth that's being spelt "melt" all over this thread? Na wa oh.

A Sallah cow.

Elon's free speech mantra in the mud.

toujurs:
Are you based in Nigeria?

No, why?

folake4u:
Thanks much.

Hell no. Thank me better than this.

folake4u:
😂😂😂😂It's because the movie is a musical.

I will try and watch it.

Oya I don fin am for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WnWGafCbZY

Thank me.

folake4u:
😂😂😂😂It's because the movie is a musical.

I will try and watch it.

Yeah. For you it's good though but a no for me.
It's good for girls to be girly and boys being boys. No mix ups.

When you watch, abeg pardon the filmtricks. CGI neva too dey then.

folake4u:
Lmao. It's not girly abeg. 😂😂😂

I never watched that Rambo movie though.

It's girly. Too much singing and emotions.

Try to look for Rambo and watch. Should be easy to find.

folake4u:
Whuttt??! Not your thing? That movie is GOATed please. I loved it. I love it now and forever more. I can practically sing all songs.

You know it!!! Sunday Special with rice and chicken and we use the movie to entertain visitors.

It's actually:
"Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver-white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things".

Love that song so much.

Just imagine.
What are all these for? 🤣

folake4u:
Whuttt??! Not your thing? That movie is GOATed please. I loved it. I love it now and forever more. I can practically sing all songs.

You know it!!! Sunday Special with rice and chicken and we use the movie to entertain visitors.

It's actually:
"Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver-white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things".

Love that song so much.

Hiss*

I know the movie is top notch but it's just girly things Wetin concern me

I preferred my Rambo back then

folake4u:
😂😂😂😂The old days were fun. Did you watch "The Sound of Music?"

Yeah. Not my thing but was forced to like it by the women of the house. It was the Sunday Special that usually went along with rice and chicken.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashea, boys in white cardigans tied up with strings... bla bla bla nonsense
Yuck!

folake4u:
Hahahahaha. I can imagine how you guys said it back then.

Very fast and confidently hopping around in pants.

folake4u:
You pronounced it as hamdilluhamdilahi ? 😂😂

I said Supercaliforniasuperstitious and even bit my tongue too. 🤣

Not that part.
The second stanza of um diddle diddle ay um diddle diddle ay. Na hamdullilahihamdulihai we dey talk then.