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When the enemy Bihari is in power, even the dead are not safe.

Does this ever get stale?

freecocoa:
Yea, give me a standing ovation then, it ain't easy.

Now feck off twart, how cret1ns think their opinions mean sh1t is something I'll never understand, mschew.

and you have to be some sort of half wit to keep making stuffs up.

freecocoa:
The only idiot here is you.

your levels of pig ignorance and arrogance are astounding

freecocoa:
Chai! This partly explains why so many Nigerian men are fvcked up, its such a shame.

Do we always have to suffer one idiot after another who somehow can't help but make stuff up?

Congrats to APC....

APC again! Ha!

Let God sort 'em out

Ugly guys/girls finish last. Fact.

The best signal that you don't measure up physically is when you just met someone and he/she starts asking for unreasonable favours. Its a sign that you are not physically attractive and your partner needs something superior to you to spin the hamster, mostly cash based favours as compensation. If he/she likes you, they'd be the ones panning to do you favours and get you to commit.

So, as an ugly guy, your best bet is to rent a hoe, fucck her hard and pay her to leave in the morning or you make loads of money and marry a gold digging beauty. That way, you'd not have to come to Nairaland and make cringe inducing brag posts about how hoes ain't loyal.

On the other hand, I believe there is a man for every woman due to their sex appeal but some would still overestimate their self worth and believe they are entitled to a lifetime of bliss with Yoruba Demon until.......you know how the story goes.

We dodged all manners of bullets in 2003, 2007 and 2011 when we said no to the presidential ambition of the Ayatollah. But that was until 2015 when he increased the muzzle velocity and decimated some cowardly Afonjas into submission.

A woman's libido would usually drop to minus zero when she is pregnant or breastfeeding. Give it time and you'll be fine.

GeneralBanks:
Is the PS4 still available?
I'm also interested

its been sold. sorry

Neemrod:
I seriously need a PS4, please drop ur number so we can rub mind. My location is Lagos

08035091980

Someone has been overdosing on some sex flavored acid

Anecdotal evidence without facts can be quite misleading. Apparently, the author didn't realize cleaning and building contractors in the FCT had all abandoned sites prior to the appointment of the current Minister, Mohammed Bello who rallied to get them paid and subsequently return to work.

What about the 500 substandard schools in the FCT that have been shut down? There is also the over N2 billion bailout fund granted Area Councils in the FCT to enable them offset backlog of salaries owed council workers and other counterpart funding projects with international partners.

People only tend to notice those Ministers who oppress the masses with draconian measures.

I hope the author won't start screaming blue murder when the FCT Minister rolls out bulldozers to demolish the numerous shanties that dot the Abuja municipal.

Thankfully, the Minister to his credit has said he will upgrade the slums in Abuja via urban renewal to give them basic amenities instead of outright demolition. Abeg kudos to him for this paradigm shift, unlike in the past where slum dwellers are chased away and their plots allocated to government officials and their cronies, after paying them paltry sum as compensation.

bleeped up

Wicked cut

Curse of the receding hairline. Could be an an absolute death sentence to aesthetics and facial symmetry in extreme cases. Quite a tricky spell to break as well, but could certainly be done with the right combination of potions.

In the meantime, you should start saving early for hair follicle transplant if it really bothers you.

Check my signature if you need a ps4

Chai!

What aa sad and untimely way to shuffle off this mortal coil...


RIP to the dead.

Check my signature if you need a fairly used PS4 with two controllers

they were going to die anyway

Okay, FG, we have heard. But kindly let us know when you will reverse the policy so we can plan ahead.

With millions in offshore accounts, a multi-billion Naira texas styled ranch in his home town Iyamu and that arm candy of a wife, Oshiomhole has every reason to do dance real hard.

We learnt to read and write during colonial era without infrastructure, including the barrier of languages. Its a long time ago but not much has changed really over here. The Minister is simply calling for ingeniousness, if I'm reading this right, from these school principals as seasoned administrators under the employment of the FCT Administration. Thirty percent pass rate can be bettered in my word.

Sour grapes

This bolt take style ugly sha but i'm sure his height and status more than makes up for it

vodoo

Man this has been done to death on this forum. Move on.

So, she is just realizing this at 32 after squandering her youth and prime fertility years

Northmen. Y'all do get a raise and your pay keeps going North every now and then. Ain't that right boys?