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U sure?

Are you making him the GM (Gate man)?

Welcum back from cloud 9

[/quote]tnx din't want to come back, its paradise up there - u know

romsky:
wia u bin waka go bifor Angela?

I been dey do training for cloud 9.

[quote author=Ben20001 link=topic=318817.msg4475855#msg4475855 date=1251987297]Cutie, I've seen no mail of yours for long o

Sorry sweetie was damn too busy, try and understand. will make it up, lets meet at our usual spot later.

Fanx buddies glad to be back. Missed y'all.

;d ;d

lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few articles. His arm is not himself, & I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an o, ffense committed by his limb." "Well," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses" the lawyer quickly detached the rubber hand from his client's body and handed it over.

A drunk was running sluggishly towards home with his very precious small bottle of beer tucked in his trousers' back pocket when he suddenly stumbled and fell backward breaking the bottle. Immediately he felt something cold running down his leg, , disappointedly, he raised his hands up to pray; "OH LORD! PLEASE LET IT BE BLOOD

dem nor push am, na fall im fall mistakenly abi

not quite.

Hi Benie its been quite a while, abj is kool and fun, na only work wey wan kill me. I missed ya

Ok

see ur head like catapiller

Benbella

una nor go kill me for this land

Happy Born pikin day sammy

:p

pele clemcy

If una want the wedding planner fone number plz contact me ASAP

abeg make una nor vex na so i see am.

Check out this wedding.

why una nor want talk na?

What do u tink about this sick leave letter from a staff.


Leave of Absence






Dear Boss,

During the weekend, I unfortunately had an accident which resulted to a broken bone. With this, I would like to inform you that it would be impossible for me to come to work for the next few weeks.

Attached is the a copy of the x-ray.


Regards,

yep angelm14n@yahoo.com, well am rolling out now. later pal

Am gud just work work work no time to visit NL jokes. Anyway am glad i met you guyz in one piece.

Hey dudes watz up? Its been a while.

gbam!

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."

hehehehehehe

Nite of a thousand laf