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Na wa o joblessness nor gud o.

The pharmacist tot he wanted condoms but cudnt say it, pretending to stammer

Gud

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"

Sam: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."

Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.

The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."

"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."

"Show me," said the interviewer.

So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.

The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."

"Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a womanizer!"

"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.

The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YO'ALL

darequam:
African Obama
Just because i show my face
people de hala
them de kolo
both here and inside em house
including in other other topics
Seun self respect me.
I don't what's wrong with ya all, is it been long u'v seen a cute gentle man?

Dry face wit kpomo mouth

pele

Dual identity i cant shout

sooooo cute!

Anything goes remix or not

gud

wetin happen?

Hey mahn dat only happens in dreamland, wake up brother

Why u dey wonder?

OMG!
Dat plane must be stopped, its carrying a weapon of mass destruction.
May God save us.

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

gabrywyl:
This thread no more be newly weds naa. The couple had undergone a divorce ceremony. OH THANk god!!! Now we all can live life with full of happiness. Amen!

cuteAngel, don't mind your so called Ex Husband, He is a FOOLISh BAFOON!

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."

How u dey? where u come run go?

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but l have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and l will put them in with my two male parrots who l taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"

BAN - Bad And Naughty.

Is this the part two of the fight?

Yes o, can't you see how they are releasing verbal missiles? and dem nor get bullet proof.

U be Chuk Norris?

Hehehehehe am enjoying this,
dis fight nor go easy o, na WW3 be dis

carry go War1

@Dyab

How far? Long time no saw

i dey miss you like creamy salad wit vanilla Yomee-yomee

As smart as a He goat

na suegbe him be