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kia this boy don finish me,

Clem nor mind am, i nor get him time now.

He is trying to impress us, good boy crap for him.

i was born looking guilty cuz my mother died during my birth.

99 dayz for the thief one day for the owner

Are u sure?

hehehehe i nor fit shout

no comment

A person was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. Unable to locate the Capitol building, the person asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the person is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The person replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Hey Dani boy i tot u were banned from drinking palm palm cos of the last incident, u know u were found inside the gutter after 2days of massive search.

Abeg make d val come pass and go sef val ni, val ko

dollars starts with letter "d" and na paper while kobo starts wit letter "k" na metal

ok sir

- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home

- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face

- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.

- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.

- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.

- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.

- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

and lastly,

- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from gettting a better husband that the one she married!

sorry about dat

i meant ur statistics

so watz ur spec?

wetin be ur size Ben S,M,L,XL,XXL or XXXL

hmmmmmmn dats impressive but why only 6 enjoyed sweet romance? You can do more than that Ben!

Nah nah nah, i want a strong guy not a weaky

Big Ben are you man enof?

Hmmmn i dont tink i hav a val.
the space is still vaccant till then.

na teenager abi?

U dis pikin, u nor dey hear word? U want try wetin big man the do. You are on ur own o!

clemcykul:
ohh yeah am good , pass me the rizla and lighter

sorry kid you are under age, dont wanna blow ya brains off

Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Hi Dani miss ya too, whatz been happening, am so busy at work dont usually have time to visit NL hope u are gud.

You guyz are talking as if u are innocent, pretenders

the only thing he knows how to do best

Hi Dyab wota gowan? mi miss ya like ma weed.

Who be ganja farmer?