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welkom back from kirikiri cell ![]() |
welkom back! welkom back!! welkom back!!! |
All this for you alone, pele ![]() |
Pimple had a sister called lola but she never accepted him as her broda because he was ugly ![]() |
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled." The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!" |
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz and, after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. "Your honour," he said, "I wanna get out a warrent for that dirty lawyer of mine." "Why ?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?" "Well, your honour," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole." |
A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life. "It's pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, the work's easy but best of all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning." |
A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired the farmer in surprise, "when am I going to get time to see the city?" |
hey dudes i wanna check out now see ya in da club. |
vros nor cut ma fong flz |
The sky is up benny |
Nice jokes bros, you too much ![]() |
hehehehehe |
My God! oh u children of corrupt minds, those cuties there were sneezing not the other way round. |
Dat means you were in cloud 9 who did the great job? |
In the following pictures, you will see some ladies wearing very strong EXPRESSIONS. They seem to be in very private, personal moments!!! Can you guess what they are doing? I bet you can! They are all ready to sneeze!!!!!! What were you thinking? dirty mind!
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*waiting for clems to come and massage my broken arm* |
wasup Ben |
yes o, doing it the way you taught me ![]() |
Na same tin wey carry you come my boy |
Bomboi wetin carry you come here? i go report u to ya papa, ur mates dey lessons u dey cyber cafe, oya begin comot for that place now now, bad child. |
Oh my gwad! dis children dem, una nor go kill me wit lafter ![]() |
Newbee, pele |
jpj - juju pass juju, junior pass junior, job pass job, and so on and so forth |
how u take know say im old? |
Wetin be jpj again, na keyboard error abi you nor fit bla bla bla ![]() |
Lol ![]() Na 9ja be the place |
Na wa for Jaymob, ur own don finish if scorpion sting ur kini |
Jeovy:u try my broda ![]() |
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