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I presented flower to the vice president of Nigeria in 1993

Love blues

Had a little neck operation as a kid

Speak 3 languages fluently (English, Norwegian, Igbo)

Have a contageous laughter

Omo Eko:
lol you are funny , Btw is he online self

Nope, its 06.25am there

Omo Eko:
nice list , am getting my nose pierced back

Yea, do that . . Abuja has to see the similarity in noses we share

I have A nose piercing

I have a belly-button ring

Can dance swing and salsa

Sleep is one of my best friends

I love the company of people

He's in a military school in England with D-Truth

Of course I remember the thread, its my possession now

For where, I'm back to claim my possession

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. But the truth though is that unless you got greedy, selfish parents, they want nothing but the best for you because they love you.

But though God gave them charge over you to take care of you, they're not perfect. Atimes they could be wrong too, it is true that they maybe look more deeply than we usually do, but that does not make them fortune-tellers.

[quote author=blue-sky link=topic=43635.msg1236951#msg1236951 date=1182811259]ofcourse i think your truly winning the contest
i had to make his ego big so he can bring more proverbs.[/quote]Eheen, now you're talking

michelin89:
Comot my name ooo. I am just tesifying the truthfulness of this story!

LOL , thats why i gave you the honour of calling you "solicitor", its an honour dear

@ Boy steve & solicitor, Michelin

Well, look how foul the whole thing is. Did he tell his girl he was going to get himself a girl?? Did she say yes (I know hell would have to freeze over before i bargain in such a ridiculous agreement, where the girl would be keeping hersef for him and him alone while he's having it with half the town, thats just out of the question for me oo)

If he now starts having sex with this third party, and developes genuine feelings for her, he takes her to the altar . . and whats the fate of our "virgin" girl??
Thats selfish!!

So if he can't wait and commit himself totally to her, why not let her go, and then go find someone that won't mind giving it to him happily??

He wants to eat his cake and have it?? Thats eyes popping, @ poster, go sort your life abeg, and stop teaching our younger generation that a relationship is all about one person's satisfaction!! Every good thing deserves some sacrifice.

You're highly welcome oo, hope you catch your own part of the fun hun . . Enjoy it to the fullest

Enwe si na ya agaghi agôrô nwa ya kwô n'azu (nani nke ya bu n'afô), nihi na ya amaghi ma nke ya kwô n'azu agaôrô utu rachaa
The monkey said it can only verge for the child it is pregnant with, because the one being backed can easily pluck a fruit without its knowledge (true talk)


Ônye rie ihe mgbe ô di ndu, mgbe ô ga-anwu, ô debe eze ka ô na-achi ôchi
Eat when you're alive, when you die, you'll keep your teeth as though you were smiling lol



Bring it on peeps, i'm ready for every Tom, Dick and Harry

Let me continue rocking ma boat:

Ônye meghaa onwe ya, O bo agwu
When someone disgraces themselves (instead of owning up), they blame madness


Nkenu jide, nkenu enye mmadu; mmadu jide, nkenu a gbaba isi akwala
When Nkenu (the bird) is in possession of something, it doesn't give to man, when its man's turn to be stingy, it starts proving difficult

[quote author=blue-sky link=topic=43635.msg1235199#msg1235199 date=1182774890]not sure
keep up comin guys, at the moment youngies is in the lead [/quote] Bia @ blue-sky, are u asleep?? How can u make such a verdict??
It is overruled jare!!

@me-zainab

I salut oo, sorry i wasn't online earlier, hope to meet up on you later

@ Youngies

Hope your head isnt sweeling out of proportion, this game isn't won yet, not by a long shot

My lips . . hmm, lets see . . well lets just say its one of my features that I won't give up for the world

My colleague at work would say - - "you got kissing lips" lol

Hope i answered the question

chrisokw:
Did I tell you that? Be careful how you gossip with my name. Gbeborun

Chris Obikwelu.

Wait oo, don't tell me you're the highly wanted Chris??

How great, now we can hear from the "horse's mouth So tell us, which part of the allegation or should i say rumour is true??

All good things (come to an end) - - Nelly Furtado

nope





u have a crush on a nlder?

mohadana:
the man is ibo.

And your point being?? If you got nothing worth-while to say, suck up yout trap frustrated igbo hater, continue beating yourself up, *rubbish*

efuah:
you said it all dear. you are very right.
But like Ess said, some women loves to be abused and then later the man come begging, that makes them feel good.
"darling am sorry for what happend" nonsense!!

LMAO . . yes oo - - arrant nonsense

They give the men tickets to abuse then, why won't they take advantage of it??

^^^^^

iice:
@Cute-ass resident detective, maybe you check his other thread on the dating zone

Sweetheart, trust me nah

@ poster

You're one of the biggest time-wasters in nairaland's history. Tell me something . . are you really that bored to go about the forum contradicting yourself?? Its very shameful and degrading, steve (if that really is your name, or you're lying about that too?)

boy steve:
I and my Girlfriend make shirts,customized,,pants any kind of attire you need, We are inside Unilag, just call 018985708,018783434,

You and your girlfriend sell clothings?? You're a renowned 419 jooor, go do your business somewhere else!!

boy steve:
I need a very naughty girl that like sex, i don't know if i get to like her we can get married but for now sex only, she will like me too am good looking!!!!Am 22yrs

All of a sudden you need a Bleep mate that could end in marriage??, and what happens to our virgin girl that swings (which was one of my unannounced querries, how she would be swinging and you werent worried about the men but the women, and i thought swinging was for couples, and if she is that scared of making out, why is she swinging ) I must say you got some nerves to come here and dispose your boredom for us to survey as if we told you in your dreams that we were just as bored??

And then this:

boy steve:
My Girl really loves me but she is always afraid of making out with me with me because she's a virgin and she think she think she will give it up if she keep making out with me, D problem is she swings i think she might be making out with Girls which she knows i don't really have problem with,

All in one and same day . . the person that introduced you to nairaland, he told you it was some playing ground?? Or a park of morons??'

^^^ thats what you shoulda done before you posted the garbbage . . but its ok, you're forgiven Afterall they do say "better late than never"!!

YES (proud to be)

_{that thread is fire oo, so many confessions lol}


@ topic

Are you in love?

^^^^^ I love this example, a knock-out convincer.

@ poster

Maybe you should paddle your love-boat a Lil bit further, who knows? you might be able to come to shore

ok hun


@ topic

Are you female?

Lots of love hun, hope you enjoy yourself to the fullest here . . I'm sure you'll meet lots of awesome folks and maybe a few not so awesome, but its a ride of a life-time, i promise.


wwwwwweeeeeeellllllcccccccooooooommmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Now sweetheart, was that gentle enough?

^^^^^ If you are Yoruba, very good to know eehn. You could have just said it than use an indirect way to shout it out. Whichever way I'm happy for you.

I on the other hand, I'm a proud Igbo