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AlienStar:
i doubt that cos we hv female engrs.

Very few.. So more advantage for the male folks

AlienStar:
U r really lucky!


i hv a gf who went for that CPE buh ha agg was low.



d same to u!

That dept is for guys, not ladies.. What else did you expect?

AlienStar:
Y?





u r nt trying at all o!





("do not despise d gathering of d faithful"

Yeah I know..

So try again, better luck next time

lekjons:
CuteEmma..
now what?!

You might have a chance, but not with me tho':-P

sadiqcholel:
Ure mah Crush

Behira abi?

TheSadist:
Early morning stupidity.

Your moniker explains everything, I understand..

Ladies and gentleguys, who's your Nairaland crush?


Mine is.... Kind of a secret tho', but I'll tell y'all later..

Lemme hear yours..

LOVEGINO:
Oya make una choose!

is this what it really looks like? I've not seen any before o

I'm still yet to grow pubic hair, so I don't know what these dudes are talking 'bout.

adeh39:
Being a virgin is a very good thing but its better if the lady keep it a secret, because ;

45% of guys wants a virgin for a wife and they will do anything possible to marry her even though they don't really love her.

26% of guys wants to know how it feels like to disvirgin a lady, so they pretend and deceive the lady till they achieve their aim.

18% of guys just want to get into her pants simply because they want to add her to the list of the girls that they hv disvirgined...... Those are the people that
called theirselves Professionals in disvirgining a lady.


Some of her female friends that is no longer a virgin will feel jealous, and they will try all their power to make sure she joins their league, either by convincing her or planning against her.

Some people won't even believe her, they will start calling her all sorts of names.

So I think it's better if the lady keeps quiet about her virginity. though its nothing to be ashamed of but it's better if she keeps it to herself.

great post.. But wait, where did you get these statistics from??

pasqal09:
Cos u said u didn't remember me

kekeke, just that? 'Cause of that small lovers' joke. It's naht fair o.

kurleens:
jamb statistics/ uniben 2015

Accounting 4,904 16 0 0 4,920 1Actuarial Science 13 0 0 0 13 2Adult Education 6 0 0 0 6 3Adult Education / Political Science And Public Administration 16 0 0 0 16 4Adult Education/Economics And Statistics 6 0 0 0 6 5Adult Education/English Literature 3 0 0 0 3 6Adult Education/Geography And Regional Planning 1 0 0 0 1 7Agricultural Economics 152 1 0 0 153 8Agricultural Science And Education 73 2 0 0 75 9Anatomy 79 0 0 0 79 10Animal Biology And Environment 25 0 0 0 25 11Animal Science 59 0 0 0 59 12Banking And Finance 1,520 10 0 0 1,530 13Biochemistry 613 2 1 0 616 14Botany 16 1 0 0 17 15Business Administration 4,286 31 1 0 4,318 16Business Education 97 2 1 0 100 17Chemical Engineering 873 2 0 0 875 18Chemistry 28 0 0 0 28 19Civil Engineering 1,722 5 0 0 1,727 20Computer Education 17 0 0 0 17 21Computer Engineering 1,513 4 0 0 1,517 22Computer Science 1,874 9 0 0 1,883 23Dentistry And Dental Surgery 298 0 0 0 298 24Drama/Dramatic/Performing Arts 368 3 0 0 371 25Early Childhood Education 8 0 0 0 8 26Economics And Statistics 1,942 5 1 0 1,948 27Education & Economics 270 4 0 0 274 28Education & Mathematics 30 2 0 0 32 29Education & Physics 7 0 0 0 7 30Education & Religious Studies 12 0 0 0 12 31Education And Biology 79 0 0 0 79 32Education And Chemistry 15 0 0 0 15 33Education And English Language And Literature 169 2 0 0 171 34Education And French 2 0 0 0 2 35Education And Geography 5 0 0 0 5 36Education And History 1 0 0 0 1 37Education And Integrated Science 3 0 0 0 3 38Education And Political Science 71 0 0 0 71 39Education And Social Studies 35 0 0 0 35 40Education Fine & Applied Arts 3 0 0 0 3 41Educational Administration

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pasqal09:
Hmmm, is that so?

Something like that.
You didn't call again, why?

pasqal09:
What's wrong with that? She might be a fan of good cars

Just like me, I'm a fan of fat pocket.

onuwaje:
Op u forget to add

GEJ my mentor Fayose my hero
I wonder where they got that from

Or
What is this I schooled in France or

The tigers r not missing if they r missing America will knw

Hahahas. Yeah yeah baby, you're right.

TOPIC: The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.

Americans will be like:
JOSH: I saw this on CNN last night.
BEN: WTF!
DEBBIE: I love tigers. God please, don't let them go into extinction.
KATE: Silly hunters.
MARK: The wildlife Reserves should work harder and stop this mess.
DRAKE: Those F**king hunters will die in my arms!
TERRY: I will love to see this happen!

While nairalanders' posts will be like:
BAYO: First to comment.
BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved.
GARBA: **Crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or I don believe it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested!
ABUBAKAR: This must be the work of Boko Haram.
SEUN: Thank God it's not dogs.
HOPE: Visit www.jumia.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat.
JAMIU: Let the government do something about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
APKAN: I'm suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space
booked.....
SUSAN: Story for the gods
BOSE: What is Tiger?
IFUNANYA: As long as it doesn't change the price
of garri, he no concern me!
BONIFACE: APC at work.

Mr Prixus, why are you angry with me? I know why o... Hehehehe Na U go tire O..

Hazardd:
dont be harsh na,maybe she didnt know the different between murder and suicide

yeap, I don't know the DIFFERENT between murder and suicide.

I didn't say the law was right for charging the man for murder. I only said it's Deserving.. Or don't you guys think?

Prixus:
as usual I expect girls to blame the husband. none of you will reason that the man saw the LovePeddler with another man in bed but didn't kill himself. in fact he even gave the man a free-pass. he was able to hold his peace. but the woman couldn't take what the man gave her in return for her stupidity-and what she gave him was worse-so she opted for that end to what she herself initiated.

it's the man's fault.. That charge for murder was deserving..

Hazardd:
You are the one
more of this your story is needed

Nkali.

tell that to your ancestors..

Hazardd:
unreal story....

Who told you?

Obolo

chimerase2:
and who is silly

I only asked if you know the meaning of the word, I didn't say you're silly, or are you actually silly? §just asking o

chimerase2:
Is dis story real asin not fake as most female romancelanders

'silly', do you know what it means?

asadike:
The wife

To me, it's the husband.

A 29 year old construction worker found his wife with another man in his bedroom.
Instead of shouting or beating both of them, he just looked at them and went back to the sitting room.
He switched on the TV and started watching some gospel videos.
The wife and the Boyfriend were in panick. The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting room. Then he said, "Sir, I'm sorry for sleeping with your
wife".
Husband: "It happens, you can go.." The boyfriend left.
The wife never came out from the bedroom till it was time to sleep.
The husband switched off the TV and went to sleep in the bedroom.
He found his wife sitted on the floor
crying.
The husband never said anything or even
asking her anything.
He just slept on the bed and covered himself with some blankets.

In the morning when he woke up, he found his wife dead.
The wife committed suicide in the middle of night as her husband was sleeping. The husband was jailed for 20 years for murder.

**Question:
→Who was at fault?←
1. The boyfriend;
2. The husband,
3. The wife or
3. The law?

**Choose one. (Be honest)

shadowgwalker:
I luv you so much but can't even reach you. what should I do?

Mr Pasqal09, tell him what to do

Hehe, Pasqal09 will be the only guy that will be allowed to contribute here. C'mon tell us, why are guys vulgar?

Still thought we needed our private space, you can bring up anything you wanna talk about for us to iron out in this women's locker room.

I'll proceed with our first topic

Why are most guys/men extremely vulgar?

Me and Pasqal09

Cutehector4u:
loool dey r actually doin a promo. So go grab yours.

Thanks, but any other noodle but Indomie is rubbish

Cutehector4u:
Loool Urm for you boiz and galz dah lurv indomie omgosh..I love it too.. All dis indomie girls here, now Cherie noodles is giving free money to you all, just buy a pack and open it, what amt u see is wat u get. U berra hurry now doh.. Think abt what u would buy wit 50k... Lol yh brazilian hair... I just won mine tho. So go grab yours. Chees

did you find 50k in it, or it's what they paid you for the advertisement?