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tosyne2much:why not? You know the annoying things you say and you say 'em 'cause you wanna be annoying. |
What are the most annoying things guys say? To me, the most annoying thing is when men say respect is theirs by birth or by inheritance. Boo, this is the modernized world. To get respect, you've got to earn it. All those huffin and puffin ain't gonna get y'all anywhere. What about you? |
SmithRussell:I was already doing so, before you brought me back with this mention |
SmithRussell:Nah, I've got a boyfriend who lets me check his MAIL and also his MALE whenever I want. Hope you know what the later means? ![]() |
SmithRussell:Hey dude, this is your thread but it fu*king gives you no daamn right to type such sh*t. You saying it, what do you know about me? Boyfriends, Prostitut, HIV, runs girl.. And Prixus, were you actually gossiping? |
MyParadise:It's what I love most. Why thanking me? Are you the op? |
Berthezda:hehehe, Thread sold |
Prixus:okay |
My hairless pu*sy |
Prixus:really? I'm not studying medicine, my head no hot reach there. My school? It's uniben |
Don't have an Ex yet, when I break up with my boo, I'll have your answer |
SmithRussell:My sharp mouth |
I'm leaving now, Only-guys-thread are always boring, unlike the ladies. O.p your head looks good for a wig. A blue wig. |
Prixus:Ma CUSS mate, Happy New Year, hmmm, anytime you see a lady, something strikes you. So if you see me now, something will strike you? Pray so that it will not be Thunder |
Aha, ladies with big tittts turn me on like mad. Oops, guys only, sorry I didn't see it . |
. tsunami o |
zeetyzin:. |
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Happy new year.. Crazy things happen. |
Happy new year.. Crazy things happen |
Mine goes to all my friends on NL, Wishing y'all a Happy New Year.. mako007, Maximillian1, SirVictory, Samzzy94, sam13, esmarcq, Xslaze3xd, sexylogan, bonstar, Olufemiolaolu, Bossforeva, Krystalxxx, Readonee35L, Dwady, charming24, harffie, SweetCarrot jswaggzo, armylord, DickDastardly, fejikud, snahomie, waldeen, deproftech, martinsmartest, pixar, leofab, Jok3r, dmjinc, vickertony, rapmike, Stepsse, lanre80, DarePeters, mekzyjoe, ibnjarir93, xeighy, EzeRolex, eminex, Chaino, Chility, stalicia, flaws, Tapz, Impulse80, Cutehector4u, ALKARULEZ615, Chucks12345.. Thanks for following,, and those I was unable to mention Mirray, Lewis0, I love you all,, muah.. |
Richiy:Alright, thanks dearie, were do we start from? |
LewisO:FYI, It's Taught and not thought. Now be a good dog and say thank you. |
LewisO:whoa, in case you don't know, it's taught and not thought. Be a good dog and say thank you now. |
NOBLEDANDY:it's SOFTWARE Mine= SRRCEEOR |
maaft:Made out ke, she almost raped ma cousin |
Then yesterday, I went out. When I came back, the story I heard was worse than weird. According to my brother; I was sitting in the living room with mom watching the TV, when Kate came, after greeting mom, she sat down and was looking around as if it's her first time in the house. Then after five minutes, she stood up and walked inside, I wanted to remind her that you were not at home, but didn't say anything because I felt that she was hiding from someone or maybe something, so I follow her codedly so Mom wouldn't notice, and I saw go into my room, I wanted to call her, then I remembered that Daniel was inside, so I concluded that she was going to see him, so I gave them their privacy and went back to the sitting room, holding my phone to flash him if mom is coming and since she was tying a towel, mom can only suspect but won't be able to tell if they did something or not. About 2-3 minutes later, I heard a loud noise from inside my room, I rushed inside, but before I got to the door, I saw her coming outside, but smiling as if she was crying. When I got inside, I saw that Daniel was still in the bathroom. So I had to wait for you first, cause I didn't want to ask Daniel myself". Those were the words of my brother when I came back, so we went back to Dan who was still pinging with his SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR, we asked him what happened and he told me how she came inside, whispered his name, when he opened the door ('cause he was already through), he saw her standing fully nude, and she kissed him, he said that he also kissed her but when she removed his towel, he didn't know what came over him, he just pushed her, went back inside the bathroom and shut the door with so much strength.. Now, I went back to her, hoping she would say something about it, but she didn't say a word about it.. And Dan said he wants to apologise to her. I really don't know what to do, 'cause Dan would be leaving this weekend. |
Then on sunday at church, I was sitting with my cousin at the front seats. Even when singing, I noticed that my friend was always looking at my direction, 'cause she was sitting diagonally opposite me. During the message, I was surprised as she was still smiling and looking at my direction. And later she started telling the person beside her, I could see the both of 'em, but the girl stretched lookin at my direction cause an usher was standing. That was when I realized that it wasn't me, but my cousin that they were lookin' at. I didn't say anything about to her when you got home, and she didn't either. |
Then later that day, about 6pm, we were still outside discussing, when my cousin came outside to ask me for something, I told him, as he was going back inside, my friend Kate said "your cousin is very handsome o" is a kinda low tune but slowly in a way my cousin would hear her. As soon as she said 'your cousin', Dan turned back to hear what she was sayin' and as soon as she completed the statement, she turned to look at him. At this time, Dan turned and walked away as if he didn't hear what she said. That night, I wanted to talk to him about it, but I later changed my mind. |
Mine was really funny.. On the 24th, a cousin of mine came to spend the xmas in my place from Delta state. It all started on saturday, I was outside talking to my neighbour who was also my good friend when my cousin came outside, she was surprised when I told her that he came since wednesday. I told her that he's a first class student, currently in his finals so he's either doing an online stuff, reading pdf files (More than 50 inside his phone), or reading books and he barely talk, always indoors. She wasn't interested so she just brought another topic even before I finished. |
LewisO:A man shouldn't get into a fight like a blubbering idi*ot, he should just talk to her calmly (if you're man, you would've talked to me calmly, and wouldn't be ranting like a mad market woman!Just tell me u feel for me (Your wish) and u wanna seek (it get? You're worse than a dullard) too late! It's proven (QED), you skipped kindergarten, be a good dog and thank me for correcting your gbagauns. |
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like a blubbering idi*ot, he should just talk to her calmly (if you're man, you would've talked to me calmly, and wouldn't be ranting like a mad market woman!