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RomanceRe: . by CuteEmma(f): 7:47am On Mar 31, 2017
Lol.... I'm good at time management o.. At least I don't spend more than 30mins bathing, and roughly 15 + 30 + 20mins for dress up, make up and dress-up-proper respectively..
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer This In Ten Seconds? by CuteEmma(f): 6:35pm On Mar 28, 2017
donhils:
Going by the progression you started with, it should've been 9x10 = 90 + 9 = 99
10 x 9 is quite different from 9 x 10...
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer This In Ten Seconds? by CuteEmma(f): 6:29pm On Mar 28, 2017
tosynomolara:
11 × 10 =110 +9=119
From where did yhu get 11 x 10huh?
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye & Saraki: "No Certificate Senator And Importer, Laughing It Out'' by CuteEmma(f): 6:23pm On Mar 28, 2017
etebefia:
So we will spend the next 2 years discussing no certificate and SUV importation, where critical issues that affect the masses are left unattended to? This administration both the executive and legislature have spent better part of their tenure fighting themselves while all aspects of the economy suffer.
Exactly... They're doing it on purpose to distract poeole from the critical issues..

If I'm being paid to fake a report card, I would just create any from my mind... Buh get an already EXISTING one and EDIT it...
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer This In Ten Seconds? by CuteEmma(f): 6:11pm On Mar 28, 2017
Kylekent59:
90 + 9 =99 according to ur sequence. 9 is d next not 8. 1,3,5,7,9
yhu have forgotten that it was odd*even... Buh. It's now even*odd.... So the pattern should change
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer This In Ten Seconds? by CuteEmma(f): 5:58pm On Mar 28, 2017
Peppermum:
99
it's 98 jor...
FamilyRe: Mother's Day: Share Those Annoying Things Your Mum Used To Do You Now Appreciate by CuteEmma(f): 1:08am On Mar 27, 2017
Ah! My mum is xoo wonderful.. When I was little, she'd always scold and say 'Yhu won't live with me forever' when I misbehave or speak pidgin or use words/slangs she finds offensive..

Buh now, she'z like 'who yhu dey form and dey speak English for?' or 'now that yhu've graduated, I know yhu are already planning to marry and run away from this house, small pikin wen I born yesterday'.. then she'd start telling me the boring story of how she ran away from home for 3days when dad told her parents of his marriage plans..
Whenever I interupt/counter her statement, she'd be like 'yhu don dey do wetin I dey do na, how yhur mouth no go sharp'...


My mom always had her way of finding what I did wrong in every misunderstanding with my friends/mates while their mom would defend them even when they were clearly at fault.. and at a point I thought she was being bias because she didnt like me... buh it really helped me stay out of trouble or fight for myself when necessary knowing that no one would fight for me..

love her xoo much
CrimeRe: Housewife Boils Hubby’s Manhood In Ibadan by CuteEmma(f): 11:32pm On Mar 26, 2017
numericalguy:
The evil in some women's heart can dry up the sea.

The same woman that screams domestic violence maltreats her houslhelp at home.


I pity the man that will marry someone like you.
Wow... yhu don't wanna annoy me.. Do yhu??
RomanceRe: I Am Getting Married , Engagement Pictures by CuteEmma(f): 3:04am On Mar 24, 2017
WebSurfer:
oya come and beat us na.. me too sef
Doh
CrimeRe: Housewife Boils Hubby’s Manhood In Ibadan by CuteEmma(f): 3:00am On Mar 24, 2017
numericalguy:
Women are inherently wicked in their hearts. Would you have been happy if the tables were turned.



May such a situation befall you also.

Why are most women so happy when a fellow woman does something evil to her husband. The same women that will be shouting "STOP DOMESTIC VIOLENCE". Is this not one of the domestic violence that should be condemed? Or do women feel that it is a joyful and praiseworthy thing when a woman does something wicked to her husband but it suddenly becomes domestic violence if the tables were turned.
Calm down...we feel yhur pain cheesy
RomanceRe: I Am Getting Married , Engagement Pictures by CuteEmma(f): 9:33pm On Mar 21, 2017
Seems everyone in the room is pregnant, including yhu, OP.. tongue
CrimeRe: ABSU Student Reported Beheaded Found Alive by CuteEmma(f): 5:39pm On Mar 13, 2017
iykebest1:
lol. ok ma.
why are you so beautiful?
Still tryin to figure out
ComputersRe: Reason Why The Letters On A Computer Keyboard Are Not In Alphabetical Order by CuteEmma(f): 5:34pm On Mar 13, 2017
Muafrika2:
I've met people who type faster that anyone can read undecided
sohuh my current speed is 108wpm, buh no one gives a sh-t..
CrimeRe: ABSU Student Reported Beheaded Found Alive by CuteEmma(f): 2:56pm On Mar 11, 2017
iykebest1:
I want you to pay me a visit in PH. don't tell anyone that you re coming.

I will foot Ur bills while going back . thank you.

RomanceRe: Man Caught Gazing At A Lady's Backside While She Passes By (photo) by CuteEmma(f): 11:57pm On Mar 05, 2017
Tedassie:
can potential offenders can be pardoned 4 treasure hunting¿














You look good as gold tho'...if that's u @dp
Hmmmm
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Wait For Their Girlfriends To Get Pregnant 1st Before Marrying Them? by CuteEmma(f): 11:54pm On Mar 05, 2017
goingape1:
after you most have aborted a whole village clan! you now want us to take that piece of a shiit body without testing it undecided
hell no!

primary sch, you women will be fvcking someone in secondary school.

secondary school, you women will upgrade in fvcking someone in college or university.

when you enter university, you women will be fvcking lecturers,businessmen, security men, okada rider,politicians etc. and when ya women are serving (doing NYSC) ya will be fvcking marriage men undecided

so tell me on the list above, there is some interval where ya foolish women will to do abortion. and you want us not to test drive that yansh to see if it is still operational undecided
holatimmy:
They are test running..

They don't want to buy fake
kolado:
Most of these ladies are wombless, sincerely. They've done many abortions and you marry an empty barrel at your own peril. Be wise!
mazizitonene:
Because women have spoilt the world.....
buffalowings:
I'm not understanding..was it on wedding night , you found her to be a graduate.
mazizitonene:
Because women have spoilt the world.....
. Somme people sha.... smh
RomanceRe: Man Caught Gazing At A Lady's Backside While She Passes By (photo) by CuteEmma(f): 11:38pm On Mar 05, 2017
wtfCode:
Na normal thing 4 anything with a peniz
Anything with a peniz.... Nice
RomanceRe: Is Sex The Most Important Reason For One To Be In A Relationship? by CuteEmma(f): 11:25pm On Mar 05, 2017
Mirray:
3years back, I actually was tutoring a guy who was preparing for his jamb, we got talking one day, then i discovered that this youngman had a bad or rather shud i say i shallow notion of what a relationship is all abt, he actually believed that when you get into relationship, you do so because of the sex, and the sex actually makes you inlove, seriously, thats really funny!. Now i have interact with a couple of guys and gurls, to know what they think, some believe that sex is the sole purpose of a relationship and some believes that sex is the fuel that keeps the relationship going, well, nairalanders, lets discuss, let me know what you all think
Yes it is.... for guys tongue
RomanceRe: Man Caught Gazing At A Lady's Backside While She Passes By (photo) by CuteEmma(f): 11:21pm On Mar 05, 2017
ncoolsome:
sweetie pls mind the way u use the word "every"..
Oga it's EVERY jor...
RomanceRe: Man Caught Gazing At A Lady's Backside While She Passes By (photo) by CuteEmma(f): 11:19pm On Mar 05, 2017
Tedassie:
so what r u ladies even feeling like sef,na gold dey una body¿
maybe
RomanceRe: Man Caught Gazing At A Lady's Backside While She Passes By (photo) by CuteEmma(f): 11:19pm On Mar 05, 2017
Different people seeing different things
Me, I only see a post that isn't worth being on frontpage
EducationRe: I.G Yusuf: "Mercy And Her Boyfriend Kidnapped And Humiliated Me" by CuteEmma(f): 10:55pm On Mar 05, 2017
Samanza89:
"Even the scam is scamming the scam nowadays"

Am just confuse right now like this government!!!

Someone is lying!.... Don't know which one to believe!!!... But something tells me this man is lying, I believe am not the only one that noticed the way he was smiling in those pics... You probably know the silly smile people normally put up when caught doing something stupid..
Naaah... I think thé man's story is more reasonable..

Yhu wouldn't just go to thé babe's hostel knowing fully well the possibility of blackmail... Even if thé lady has no malicious intent, how about her lodgemates?? MeThinks
PoliticsRe: Buhari Media Pays N250k To 40 Propagandists To Comment On Blogs - Farooq Keprogi by CuteEmma(f): 10:29pm On Mar 05, 2017
omenka:
If you don't ignore "us", may your life be as miserable as that of refugees living in Somalia.

Please can you say amen to that?
Eyaaaa

PoliticsRe: VP Osinbajo, Lai Mo'hamed And Their Deliberate Insult On Nigerians' Intelligence by CuteEmma(f): 6:04pm On Mar 02, 2016
ozoigbondu:
This government will go down as the most dishonest administration.They way they shamelessly deny their promises even with graphic proof is mind boggling.

Politcans do lie but this particular lie that seems to tell Nigerians that you guys are nothing but short minded ignormaruses . Osibanjo and oyegun went over there head to defend this

The most disturbing thing is not the lies but rather those who defends their brazen lies
PoliticsRe: Kachikwu Meets With Salman, Saudi Arabia's Minister Of Petroleum (photo) by CuteEmma(f): 8:27am On Feb 25, 2016
Metropilla:
Nigeria's Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu, met with Prince Abdulaziz bin Salman, Deputy Minister of Petroleum and Mineral Resources of Saudi Arabia -at the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) headquarters in Abuja.

http://www.metropillar.com/2016/02/nnpc-boss-ibe-kachikwu-meets-with-saudi.html
So what?
PoliticsRe: Photo: Who Is Your Best President So Far? by CuteEmma(f): 8:04am On Feb 25, 2016
Toonice:
I go for no 4. Reason the man for try if no be say he died. please i want the moderator of this section to plz move this topic to front-page. I want more vote on this topic. This is a sensible topic that people need to see. Thanks
What's sensible in this topichuh

Voting Yar'Adua wouldn't bring him back to life; GEJ, wouldn't bring him back to Aso Rock; Obj, wouldn't change who he is; PMB, wouldn't stop him from junketing outside the country unnecessarily..

Every man is entitled to his OWN opinion..

At the end of the day.. The outcome of this thread would not change anything.. So what's sensible here??

#MyOpinion
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads Round Their Waist? by CuteEmma(f): 7:47am On Feb 25, 2016
Richnero:
bae u are so cute
Not again
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads Round Their Waist? by CuteEmma(f): 7:41am On Feb 25, 2016
Richnero:
So i invited one of my girlfriends over to my house to keep me company. She came, we ate, chatted, watched movies, then one thing led to the other, we started kissing and smooching each other till it got to the point of taking off clothes.
But i noticed she was wearing beads (not even one) round her waist. I felt totally dissapointed cus i don't know if it was charms or for protection of some sort.
Anyways, had to force myself from going further with her(wasn't easy though) and lied to her i had no condoms.
So i really wanna know the reasons for those beads. Is it really neccessary?
ONE of your girlfriends.. ... One thing led to another.. ..lied to her you had no condoms.

Shame on you.
RomanceRe: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by CuteEmma(f): 7:26am On Feb 25, 2016
tosyne2much:
Since Dr. Wristbangle has started the Aluta, lemme follow suite.. Oyah Aluta, let's go there. cool

ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!


Lemme add mine cool


9. She's Too Obsessed With Suya

I don't think I can ever marry a lady who likes suya and asun so much. If care is not taken, the larger proportion of my salary will go with it.. Guys, na to grab race for such ladies oooo cheesy


10. She Only Flashes And Sends "Please call me

Research has it that ladies who are very economical with their call credit are very risky to marry. However, some of them will have 2,000 on their phones and will still be sending "please call me" to their boyfriends who only have N10 on their phones. Marry such ladies at your peril

11. She's Very Demanding Yet She Tells You No Sex Till Marriage

Before you bite me, please note a lady who is very demanding, she's not a virgin yet she's bent on no sex till marriage, always have something up her sleeves and I will advise you grab race sharp sharp. I won't even recommend such ladies for my enemies. When you marry such a lady, she will always use sex to starve or torment each time you offend her.. I know Ronald4lif can't cope with this kind of torture cheesy


**Quote me to say nonsense and I will show you why Mynd44 is the only supermod that womanizes**
cheesy
That's crap..

It's just your opinion tho',
And since you're a minor, your opinion doesn't count..

#BolasMesquinho

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