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LewisO:
I think I need a cute girlfriend!
Let me drop my no.
So I can quit Nairaland

Quit o. Finally, the wet wood causing smoke in the fire will soon be removed.

protegesol:
Depends on the type of relationship you both have...

would you allow your girlfriend to take your calls, even without seeing the number calling? Or read your messages?

Is it right for your partner to take your calls or read your messages?

I find it okay to allow my boyfriend pick my calls, mostly when it's from a guy I barely know. But he always get jealous and upset when he reads my messages. So that's why I often lock my phone with passwords.

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LewisO:
I can see how stu.pid u are!

Okay, let's do it this way.
If anybody is reading, he/she would see what I typed first, before the one you played with just the same way you play with your hairless p.rick.

So who's stupiid? You already know that you're stupiid, but you're even more stupiid than you think

ATOB:
I looked through your profile and im wondering why you created some of your topics.

Threads are just threads. Just contriubute if you follow or ignore if you dont follow. I shouldnt bother about why you created your threads.

Did I touch your wrong button? Oops, didn't mean to.

Okay, get to work, show is over..

pasqal09:
even more than that

To be honest with you, I still doubt if you can still perform, when you're ALWAYS online.

LewisO:
I just laugh at what u just typed.

Am more matured than all those crap!

I am always holy!

So u thinks u can win me, No u are below par!

So how was is your day and your school?

It's ''I'm'' and not 'am'; 'think' not 'thinkss';. Now be a good dog and say thank you.

Anyways, my day was great, and school? I won't resume till March.

pasqal09:
is it a crime to be online? And yes i can still perform, even that chore that you're thinking abt

Hmmmm, I see.. Online performing.

pasqal09:
i don't know but you should be asking the op that question.

Ok.. But why are you always online? Are you a robot?

This one that you're behaving like a robot, hope you can still perform o ?, I mean chores

pasqal09:
?

I'm just saying.

Wait o, Lewis0 are you toasting Jomila here? You want to defile thread right?

#lemme do some sanctification

LewisO:
YOU!

How are u?

Why did you repent?

Anyways, I'm not done with you, our fight will only end when you surrender. I only gave you a break 'cause I had so many important things to do.

pasqal09:

Wait o, is it a crime to date Farano.

Why should this be a topic, open gossip.

Hahahas,

If you had the opportunity to become the opposite sex or if you just wake up at 6am to find out that your balls/vag has been replaced, what would you do?

Knowing that it would only last for 18 hours before you change back (i.e. 6am - 12 mid-night)

For me,
1. Shave
2. Toast a girl
3 Leave a romantic legacy, so Naija guys would learn how to be more romantic,
and lots more

CuteEmma:
See them NL Dudes, looking for excuses. Y'all are fake , not romantic at all

https://www.nairaland.com/2057547/nigerian-men-not-less-romantic


They will call themselves African Men, does it mean you should suc.k in everything you do?

Nigerian men compared to your foriegn counterparts, do you think that you are romantic enough?
How romantic are you? what figure would you rate yourself?
100%? 95%? 22%? 70%? 50%? or maybe 10%? 5%

If I should rate, I'd rate Runnazz 22%, Aare07 10%, Mr Pasqal09 5%, and Progetesol 70%, from their posts.

(na scent dem take dey know soup weh sweet)

See them NL Dudes, looking for excuses. Y'all are fake , not romantic at all

https://www.nairaland.com/2057547/nigerian-men-not-less-romantic


They will call themselves African Men, does it mean you should suc.k in everything you do?

Nigerian men compared to your foriegn counterparts, do you think that you are romantic enough?
How romantic are you? what figure would you rate yourself?
100%? 95%? 22%? 70%? 50%? or maybe 10%? 5%

1. When she walks away from you mad (Follow her)
2. When she stares at your mouth (Kiss her)
3. When she pushes you or hit’s you (Grab her and don’t let go)
4. When she start’s cussing at you (Don’t cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time being)
5. When she’s quiet (Ask her whats wrong, but not a billion times after she says 'nothing')
6. When she ignores you (Give her your attention)
7. When she pulls away (Pull her back)
8. When you see her at her worst (Tell her she’s beautiful)
9. When you see her start crying (Just hold her and don’t say a word)
10. When you see her walking (Sneak and hug her waist from behind)
11. When she’s scared (Protect her)
12. When she lay’s her head on your shoulder (Tilt her head up and kiss her)
13. When she steals your favorite shirt (Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night)
14. When she teases you (Tease her back and make her laugh)
15. When she doesn’t answer for a long time (Reassure her that everything is okay)


NL Guys, how many do you do?

Lemme guess; maybe 3 (20.0%), or probably 4 (26.7%) or highest 5 (33.3%).

No lies

I'm afraid to post o.

pasqal09:
If you no like mw o, talk o make I go meet cuteemma

I'm waiting,
*spread legs

Eden007:
I broke up with this girl because I felt we weren't compatible in some ways. I'll spare you the details of that. What annoys me is that she has refused to move on. She still chats with my siblings on social network, keeps up with my close friends on Facebook, comments on every event concerning my family.

I overlooked it before, but now it is really getting on my nerves. I don't keep in touch with anybody I met through her, and I expect her to do same. I've moved on and I want her to move on too. I don't want her to 'monitor' me through my loved ones.

I've been thinking about confronting or sending a message to her, but I don't know if that's the right thing to do.
I'll appreciate any advice you can share. Thanks

familiar moniker and a familiar post, what's your ex's name?

pasqal09:
My fellow guys, what do you think of this?

ladies are not mean, it's called giving to Caesar what belongs to Caesar

What's your new year resolution?

Starting from me,...
...still trying to figure it out.

What about yours?

Okay, curtains closed, movies's finished, and show's over. Stop viewing and start moving.

Charles4075:
Now this is someone talking from experience.. Op, listen to her advice carefully..

experience right? But I know that no man can beat me without an everlasting mark, that's if no chance to chop off his balls. My mouth na multipurpose.

Safari29:
OP you forgot to realise that APC was formed in 2013. as a new party you need people who have had political influence or else they ll end up like other smaller political party like sdp

so what is that change they all talk about?

protegesol:
Just don't come back here and start wailing on how he beat you to a pulp.

No man can beat me. Do you remember that woman who ate a man's doodle in Benin? Her house is not too far from my hostel. I'll make her my mentor, if any man beats me, I'll chew his balls.

I personally would love date someone who smokes, drinks with tattooes, I love violent guys.

But I'm allergic to the smell of cigars, alcohols and tattoos irritate me.

What about you?

Some weeks back, the People's Democratic Party (PDP) accused the opposition All Progressive Congress (APC) of being PDP's "Waste Basket".

When I saw the statement on its official Facebook Page, I laughed and thought PDP was just being humorous, but then, I sat down and researched. I found out that PDP definitely had a point.

Let me prove it. Almost all of the opposition Governorship candidates are from the PDP. They left and swapped party when things weren't favouring them anymore or when they wanted to satisfy their political selfishness.

Aminu Waziri Tambuwal, the current Speaker, Federal House of Representatives, was formerly of the PDP before he "betrayed" them and cross carpeted to the APC.

Suddenly, he became a "progressive". Abubakar Atiku Bagudu, Aminu Bello Masari and Umar Abdullahi Ganduje, APC Governorship candidants of Kebbi, Kastina and Kano respectively, were all formerly of the PDP.

Even in the South. Okey Ezea, its candidate for the Government House, Enugu, was a PDP "dump".

My question remains, what change does these men have to offer?
Please, someone shouldn't say anything about "repentance" here!
APC formula remains, "Everyone in PDP is a devil. We are angels".
Our politicians should stop this politics of acrimony and focus on democracy dividends.
Nigerians are still waiting to see "how" and not "what" they would do, if elected.

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has again launched a public attack on President Goodluck Jonathan, accusing him of squandering $25billion crude oil savings left behind by his administration,Punch reports. Obasanjo made the allegation while hosting the South-West women leaders who visited him at his Hilltop residence in Abeokuta, Ogun State. He said his administration left $25billion in Nigeria’s foreign reserve account after paying the outstanding debt at the time but the government of President Jonathan has squandered it. Also read: Jonathan rates himself better than Obasanjo Obasanjo’ latest attack on the President is coming few weeks after he rated Jonathan’s performance as below average and held him responsible for the increase in the activities of insurgents in the north. He recently released a book 'My Watch' mid- December in which he berated the president and some other public figures, accusing them of plunging the country into the current economic and political crisis.

http://www.punchng.com/news/obasanjo-meets-women-leaders-blasts-jonathan/

Ladies, list three nairalanders you would love to date and why.

As for me, my first would be NO, second NO WAY, and third NEVER, because...
...I'm still trying to figure that out.

dguyindcorner:
it may be annoying but it's surely one of those bitter truths

It not a bitter truth. People like you think age is an achievement. Good are those days when people respect age or sex. If you don't believe, sit down idle, let's see how many people would respect you for being a hungry looking 95years old man with tattered clothes and no home.