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Luvties:
A customer come to buy goods of #200 from Emeka who
don't have change. Emeka ask his neighbour for change
and he was given five #200 notes, her gave the customer
the #200 goods with four #200 notes (#800)
Few minutes after his neighbour discovered the #1000
note is fake, Emeka has to change the #1000 note with his
own money.

How much does Emeka lose in the transaction

it's 1000 naira. 800 naira change (the 1000 he gave his neighbour minus the 200 naira with him) and 200 naira worth goods (the goods he gave to the person with fake money)

kelvinmuffins3:
Look idiot they talk like say na dangote child. Mumu even rat for naija no know u. You are a fool for saying bullshit... Look at yourself you look fake living a gorilla life... Stupid girl.

Please read it again, Does it make any sense to you? You typed rubbish. What else did I expect from a worthless commoner?

illicit:
okies, u gave d impression tho, we r gud.... Lol, allergic to weed? Are u allergic to weed smokers also?

nope, I love weed smokers, my boyfriend own a marijuana garden somewhere in the woods. During harvest, he keeps some for himself, and trade the rest with his friends.

Ishilove:
"You are travelling down a country lane to a distant village. You reach a fork in the road and find a pair of identical twin sisters standing there.

One sister is standing on the road to village and the other standing on the road to never-land (of course, you don't know or see where each road leads).

One of the sisters always tells the truth and the other always lies (of course, you don't know who is lying).

Both sisters know where the roads go.

If you are allowed to ask only one question to each of the sisters to find the correct road to the village,


What will be your question?

Well, if it's the sister who always tell lies I meet first, I'll ask her ' Is that your sister?', of course, she would reply 'No' (so I know she's the liar). Then I'll ask the other for the road to the village. But If I meet the one tellin the truth first, I'll still ask her the same question, of course she would reply 'Yes', then I would go to the liar, ask her for the way to the village, of course she would point the wrong way, then I would go in the opposite direction.
But what if she repents just as she's about to tell me the way to the village, then I would be going to the land of no return when I take the opposite direction.

illicit:
spot on bro! she has a swell head and a foul mouth.... probably if shes lucky enough she myt be one of those spoilt lazy ajebo pre-puberty kids. Shes started experimenting with drugs too, i think rohypnol with large doses of cheap expectorants not codeine.... @Cutemma no disrespect but this ur thread is childish and silly and disgrace to ur friends, family and the chibok girls freedom campaign, pls take it down. Thanks.

I'm not spoilt, not lazy, I'm an adult, I'm also allergic to weed.

kenex4ever:
Enough of this insult small madam.

I didn't start it.

negga4al:
You are a disgrace to your parents and siblings (if you have any). You can't because of ur youthful exuberance go about insulting everyone. That you just became an adult legally, does it give you liberty for nonsense. Perhaps, you are one of those dumb people who in reality can't even talk to their classmates, now hide behind the Internet to disgrace and put your parent's training to a waste (if there was any). [s]Imagine you 19, insulting your mothers and fathers[/s] (Consider Revising).

Pls go get a life, a real one and stop living a dream. Even your so called boyfriend is a myth. And what the hell is "assistant boyfriend"? Shows you are dumb and imbeciled (?)

Okay, I'm done with the hogwash you typed. About the meaning of Assistant Boyfriend, you can google that, find the meaning, learn a new word, be a good dog to come back and thank me, before you tag your 'mama' dumb and imbeciled.

Bukaton:
when someone posts what he(I know this is a boy) she (I don't know anything) thinks is funny, and spends the whole day replying to the insults he she has been receiving, it shows the level of joblessness, which is affecting the society as a whole. Get busy, use this time and maybe read books, do some chores etc. This ain't how to live.

Grace!

kenex4ever:
First of all, U need to learn how to use "senior" "elder or older", there is what they call contextual usage of words (in the context I used it above "senior" is correct). U were probably taught dat "senior" is used in institutions and organizations while d other two are used based on family age relationship but u failed to learn dat every rule has an exception.
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In d other part, I see I used "Live" instead of "life", my dear, it's a typo-error.
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Lastly, there is no much difference between "leading a life of ..." and "living a life of ur dream". The former means: follow the path of, eg lead d life of a saint but the later means: living a fulfilled life like d one cuteEmma dream of. (In the context I used this one again, it's also correct)
So, Lil girl cuteEmma, I hope u don learn small english now?

I didn't ask you to explain anything. I only asked if you skipped kindergarten, 'cause it seems you did. Bravo, you know the right use of English, but I guess you also skipped the right use of punctuation marks.

kenex4ever:
First of all, U need to learn how to use "senior" "elder or older", there is what they call contextual usage of words (in the context I used it above "senior" is correct). U were probably taught dat "senior" is used in institutions and organizations while d other two are used based on family age relationship but u failed to learn dat every rule has an exception.
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In d other part, I see I used "Live" instead of "life", my dear, it's a typo-error.
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Lastly, there is no much difference between "leading a life of ..." and "living a life of ur dream". The former means: follow the path of, eg lead d life of a saint but the later means: living a fulfilled life like d one cuteEmma dream of. (In the context I used this one again, it's also correct)
So, Lil girl cuteEmma, I hope u don learn small english now?

Nope, when I say elder, I mean age. I can't call you my senior, 'cause you lack 'common sense',

passionate88:
We don't like that word.. You just might give birth to one if you continue disrespecting us

sorry oh, I want to give birth to men who would do it More

negga4al:
You are a disgrace to your parents and siblings (if you have any). You can't because of ur youthful exuberance go about insulting everyone. That you just became an adult legally, does it give you liberty for nonsense. Perhaps, you are one of those dumb people who in reality can't even talk to their classmates, now hide behind the Internet to disgrace and put your parent's training to a waste (if there was any). Imagine you 19, insulting your mothers and fathers.

Pls go get a life, a real one and stop living a dream. Even your so called boyfriend is a myth. And what the hell is "assistant boyfriend"? Shows you are dumb and imbeciled

Hmmm, cool, Fathers and Mothers who insult strangers/their 19 year old daughters, don't you think it's childish to insult who you don't know? Thanks, I can get a life, but you, a fool @40, your miserable life's fu.ckin' wasted, so get your dumb as.ss off ma property.

Prixus:
last night. today is ma bday...n I'm not lying on that...

wow, Happy birthday dearie. How old are you now? Tell I'd know when you'd became a fool @ 40.

Prixus:
I hope u r not trying to ask me to test it on u cos my answer is an emphatic NO

of course, I'm not asking you but telling you to. Your answer might be no, but I know what you mean is an unending YEEEEESSSSSSS...SSS...!

IamLEGEND1:
take a sample of 5 short guys and 5 of the tall ones and engage dem in a ganngbang

Nope, I'm not like her.

passionate88:
We short guys want it more cos the girls hardly ever look/listen to us, so when/if we get it, we must try to chop three months worth at a go... #frm a short guys point of view

A Sincere Midget.

Prixus:
at least u now know I hv a pr.ick...

Yeah, I know you have, but I don't know if it's working well, partially or not working at all.

Prixus:
so u stalking me now ye? how did u know I just shaved? u must really love me...

Good morning, You're lying. You woke up @ 7.16am, so when did you shave?

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kenex4ever:
Ok but stop forming as if ur B.friend is justin B. n stop insulting ur seniors just because you probably started having sex very early(it's nt an achievement). Most people u see commenting on nairaland are already living d live u dream of living when u grow up.

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kenex4ever:
Ok but stop forming as if ur B.friend is Justin B. n stop insulting ur elders just because you probably started dating very early(it's nt an achievement). Most people u see commenting on nairaland are planning to lead d life u are leadin now .

Did you skip kindergarten?

kenex4ever:
He is surely d item in d S. Trade

nope, It's you. You'll soon become our slave, very soon.

Prixus:
u lie...u know u think of me everyday...n u can't wait to say something to me...u c u r already replying this!!!

I don't like you at all, your hairless pric.k is only deceiving you.

kenex4ever:
and he has nt gotten provisional admission? Or is he learning trade?

of course, he's learning trade; Slavetrade.

kenex4ever:
and he has nt gotten provisional admission? Or is he learning trade?

It's not your business, so move ahead.

SpinalCord:
A lady needs a God fearing man, for a serious relationship.

https://www.nairaland.com/2045881/lady-needs-god-fearing-loving

Who cares? Madam move ahead.

Prixus:
I love u...oya miss ur next period...

I won't miss anything, 'cause you don't exist to me. Oya vex with frustration keee yourself

Prixus:
I didn't know u r this romantic o...didn't even know u love me this much. so u wanna eat me!!! that's sexually kinky...but y not start from my third leg...? night was awesome. hv a wonderful week ahead...

Wow, I never know you had a 'third leg', you're a mysterious lady.

VinPeace:
Cutemma, but you said you can't date a nairaland.

And I didn't change my mind.

kenex4ever:
then ur bf is a teenager n he will grow hair when his time comes. And u, did u start dating @ 10yrs old? If u r dating an O level teenager then u should b younger. But your face look mid twenties.

You must be high on some weed or something new. Ma boyfriend is not a teenager, he's 20 and I'll be 19 next week.

Prixus:
my lav...how could u miss my sarcasm? there is no language like "Spanish mixed with Idoma" nah. in other words I don't care if u were speaking in tongues...by d way hv u had dinner?

'had dinner?', don't you ever ask me such question again. If I want to eat anything, it'll be you, starting from your thumbs.. Oh I forgot, Good morning, how was your night?

kelvinmuffins3:
You date. You no date that won't put money in my pocket or food on my table..

who know you? Oga pass ma side gerrout.

Prixus:
detest? haba that's too strong a feeling for me...anyways one thing is certain I love u more than u love me...I can't break sweat hating u...

I don't love you, so don't love me.

illicit:
You must be high on something new

That's it, hard liquor, drugs, cigarettes and weed. I guess it's why ma boo.bs shrunk smaller and the nipples are growing bigger.