₦airaland Forum

awwfar:
something similar happened recently but in my own case not down there..her boobs don over slack with series of stretch marks like zebra lines, I was shocked when I turned the light in the middle of the night to ease myself after we both slept off..gosh I puked through the night recollecting my innocent mouth was on her nipples during the do.

Geraldyne:
oh really?

HungerBAD:
You never disappoint.

You mean it has to have a NAFDAC number?

donstan18:
My Nigga....My Nigga

swiz123:
If your husband treats you so badly, why stay then. Marriage shouldn't be a do or die affair.

Well, low self-esteem is the main reason why most women endure toxic married life.

Anigreat:







Uploading everything you wanna do on social media, like Airforce1

HungerBAD:
Cutehector you just invent these words?

HungerBAD:
Lol what is the English name for that stick?

Bolustical:
I can't believe Biafrans too applied for jobs in the NIGERIAN Police Force

Ishilove:
I'm not married so I cannot answer how married couples can improve their sex life. I'm also here to learn too

But like the op has pointed out, communication is the key. I'm a bit shy discussing sexual matters but with this op, I will TRY to loosen up a bit.

*clears throat*

Emm, arakurin, hang me like this, I like it

Bend me that way, I may like it

Ogbeni, I hope your 'fere' is like cucumber?

Honey mi, you must do 'snake in the monkey shadow', plus helicopter style, I hear it is great for burning calories and achieving Heavenly feeling on time

HungerBAD:
Cutehector long time.

You don marry that Nairaland girl?

HungerBAD:
ok

greatnaija01:
lol awesome piece I must say but it seems you are already a victim

NOW LET ME EDUCATE YOU ON NIGERIAN WOMEN

1) Very desperate for GREENER pastures

2) define greener pastures as a Man with LOADS of MONEY or WHITE MAN

3) Will cook, clean, wash and do all chores even as a Girlfriend just to win the Jackpot engagement Ring

4) Put up all necessary appearances just to be BLAMELESS and appear perfect till MARRIAGE

5) After Marriage her real character shows, when KIDS her born then she becomes the BOSS

6) will not DIVORCE you but can KILL you with African VOODOO and take your wealth

7)ready to use AFRICAN VOODOO LOVE CHARM to get you to LOVE them HELPLESSLY without finding a Fault(you seem to already be a Victim)

will NEVER AGREE to relocate to Nigeria to Live permanently with you here.

9) Can BEAT you or arrange for you to be ruffed up by tugs

10) will NEVER TELL YOU THE FULL TRUTH ABOUT HER BODY COUNT AND PAST SEXCAPADES WITH GUYS.

11) Will never let you near other ladies she sees as threats to her place in your life either because they know BITTER TRUTHS that u will never know or they are the REAL ONES you should have married.

12) She already has ENEMIES who use VOODOO charms and other Spiritual means against her and you just joined her in the battle so be prayerful

13) She will always have a secret african dude that satisfies her sexually in rough ways you can not begin to imagine.

TOO EARLY TO CELEBRATE BRO, TOO EARLY.

Lizilicious:
At this rate, fear go gree me marry at all?

fr3do:
Yoruba, igbo, hausa, ijaw, kanuri almost all

Except the fulani