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ladyF:
Hmmm I can bet on myself if I race u. I was a pro when I was small

lmao.. I can bet 10k Dat u can't ride a bicycle nw

ladyF:
Is it as high as the double decker? No be petrol tanker dey tumble everywhere

I go use leg waka instead, even bicycle dey

of course it's as high as double decker.


U sef Sabi hw to ride bicycle?

ladyF:
Just one pothole the tin go just tumble, with this our pothole that is like pit. . Except they want to be moving like snail

no be luxurious bus dey move for road?

No they can't work cuz we gat bad roads!

A tanker laden with petrol just summersaulted at the akoka part of yaba with almost fifty vehicles burnt to ashes.

More details to follow later.

Pls visit
http://www.okokomaikonewsblog.com/breakingnews/2016/tanker-laden-petrol-fire-burn-chei/


Na so bloggers dey start

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This counts too.[/color]

can't remember hw many girls i"v dumped in d past cuz we dnt see often. I belong to th school of thought that believe out of sight is out of mind.

playtheblues:
No breasts so suck but I sucked her flat slippers.

and it felt so gooooooood ryt?

Because they don't see each oda often..

Before nko, u young before?

beautycrush24:
Stating ur CGPA was very irrelevant. 2:1 is 2:1 if e like make e b 4.49999.

lol d guy neva see anything... so he has all that skills and he is at home doing nothing. People r just lazy

Mchew. She didn't even have ta reply u sef.

playtheblues:
Her kitten was so tight because it had been out of function for about 3 decades.

wooooow.... did u suck her breast too?

And u expect me to go bury my fine ass dickk in Dat pussyy..


God forbid

What does it profit a man if he gains all these and loses his soul?

I"m in a relationship...


Lol why are dey always deceivn demselves? Phew

playtheblues:
There's this lady who is just in her late 90's.

We went clubbing together at Ini Edo's new club. We danced our hearts out and had a lot to drink.

We drove to her house in her Ferari.


One thing led to another and we had marathon sex that night.


Now am feeling guilty.


What do I do please?


Should I wash my dickydicky with black soup or hysop?

greatgrandmorrafvcker

obiorathesubtle:
fucker!

op is crazy..

Urm where are d Chinese people

There is this lady I had sex with last month, she is in her late 80's but single.... I visited her, one tin led to another and we had it. Am feeling guilty since den. Pls share urz.

Who cares? Visiting Eritrea this year!

Things like this just make me despise girls.

Girlfriend loading....

I said it..

When somebody drives u to d wall... things like this are inevitable. What did she do Dat annoyed him to that extent?

tosyne2much:
I just don't know why some people tend to look down on those they render financial assistance. As I have said earlier, I still don't know the lesson the OP wants us to learn from this story

lol just ignore... she sef is confused. Ah dnt take topics from d ladies dat serious, especially wen it's got to do with stuffs like this. Ah just see and smh.

QueenValerie:
Well don't get to excited or I may change my mind.

no problem.

tosyne2much:
I don't just know what the ladies really want. A guy pays the fare of a lady and tries to engage her in a conversation, she will say the dude is taking advantage of her. A lady on the other hand pays the fare of a lady and the dude is fascinated by her kindness and generousity and can't but want to know more of her yet she says the dude should be afraid of himself.


Can you now see that these species are just confused?

my brother, the confusion started wen eve ate d fruit of confusion

Lol wah I do is dis... I dnt even ask for anythn at all.. see if a babe wants ya number, she will ask u.. dats just it. Even if you dnt ask, she will be like, hey u ddnt ask for my number.. just smile and gv to her.

If na me be dah Bros, walahi, I for tell am thank u very much, Waka my way.

QueenValerie:
Ya have, I said I was gon visit you...
......to deliver you hurt an pain,gosh!...
ain't that romantic ?

lol ur damn right it is

QueenValerie:
So I've been told......But what do ya'll know
Im plenty romantic

well, i"l soon figure dat out soon.

tosyne2much:
When will our ladies start using their brains to think? I don't just get the morale of this story. So because you volunteered to help pay his fare automatically puts him a position to keep shut and be ashamed of himself ? If he paid your won fare and tried to woo you, I would have said his brain needs formatting but according your story, you paid his fare which is a different case


Often times, I have paid fare for ladies I barely knew without the intention of asking for their phone numbers afterward. But in a situation like this, if a lady who barely knows me pays my fare, this rare act of generousity can ensnare her to me, hence, wanting to know more of her

no u dnt want to knw more of her.. what do u say wen someoned does good to you?

Thank you.. dats the word.. nothing more.

QueenValerie:
Cuss I won't be lookin' ta return them hugs an kisses,but deliver a hurtin'
I know you was playin' so have I been.

ya ass ain't romantic

Why will I ask a lady to pay my tfare not to talk of asking her out in a bus

Have I lost my sense of dignity?

Who just does dat!

QueenValerie:
That was before you insulted me so bad.
Now I'm gon have ta get on a plane ta Nigeria ta kick ya butt in person.
Look for me soon Hector...
...an when you spot me..... Runnnm!

omgosh, I ddnt insult yhu Bae, why wil ah do dha.. was just messin wid ya..

Lol why would ah run frm yhu?

Hugs and kisses