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Come to ma house to have sex in it?


Boy ama gona baptize ur prick with hot warrer... and flog daht bitchh with some cane

jashar:
You've provoke. It is well oooo

why I nor go provoke.. see dat husband, u go find am tire.

Will give him a dirty slap..


Will pour a lot of bean seeds on him and tell him to go and sow it.

Chei op u can lie, I thought it was naijasinglegirl d saw dat in iyana ipaja..

Chei..

I just wonder who awards these contracts to install street lights in Nigeria..

Scholes007:
i didn't get you right, do you mean undergraduates should contribute to build factories?

I said graduates who are unemployed...

jashar:
Bullet fire Tooooorrrrrrrrr, biko, make we no derail this crucial thread. . Byyyyeeee

afta nw dem go say husband dey scarce.. infact, let the husbands be scarce in Jesus name, Amen!

PoliticalThuG:
thanks so much.. I appreciate your comment

u welcome brother, just keep it real... keep ur eyes on d prize

jashar:
Make I borrow you halogen lamp to 'find' well?

babe ah gat d eyes of a sniper.. dnt worry, ma bullet soon gona hit ya.

jashar:


That's where they will see you. You and your wife hunting wey never end.

he who findeth a wife.......

Am sure you knw d following phrase

jashar:
Thank you sir. . Human being, where art thou ooo?

lol... human being right in front of ya

BadBullet:
is she a singer??

oh yes she will be..

PoliticalThuG:
if i didnt have self control, i knw how many ladies i wud have had sex with..

pls dnt mind comments castigating you, I understand hw u feel brother. I was really amazed dah u don't masturbate. It's a good thing.
Please keep it up.. I suggest u burn all dem porn dvds u gat and delete dem porn movies in ur fone or laptop..

And pls when d urge comes again. Endure it.. endure bro..

PoliticalThuG:
if having sex with a lady will stop the thought, why not.. Though i am afraid to have sex before marriage as a christian but the thing is pushing me to have sex

havn sex with a lady will neva stop the thought.... instead, it's gona heighten it.. cuz it's gona be a whole new addiction..

Scholes007:
there is nothing like innoson is not doing better, there can be an agreement with the maker of that with assembling/manufacturers like ANAMCO, PAN, innoson or stallion group.

OK.. av been thinkn, if all d unemployed graduates in nigeria can contribute some cash, it's really gona build a lot of industries. What ya think?

Lol if it's sickstars, I drink to dat! She's so gona succeed.

Decker:
They walk around unclad and lie on their beds unclad. Some even cook unclad.

They also walk unclad to the mirror and compare their left and right boobs to see if they are proportional. Then the use their hands to touch their private organs like a guy would normally do it, not actually to sexually excite themselves, but just for the fun of it.

The really horny_ones also use such opportunity to_masturbate till they orgasm multiple times.

decker cmon, ah ddnt knw u always spy on ya sister.... too bad..

pinkpebbles:
Please does anyone know how I can get a volunteer job in Abuja. Do not need wages ,at least not for now. Just looking for where to get involved.

awww.. lord's gona locate u sis..

phensbassey:
pls how did you make your signature blue?

[color(equal)blue]this text is blue[/color] please change d equal word to d equal symbol. I can't find equal symbol in my keypad

Scholes007:
assembly it nigeria should have been better.

Urm do we have the facility to assemble it? Inosson isn't doin berra...

Ur father's house is your house. Just as the lord's house is our house.

Lalasticlala

Erm I think I like it passionate

E go end for 50k bail nothin else

Scholes007:
import?

yes import.. why ask. Do dey assemble the parts here in nigeria?

Dats so true

ladyF:
lol this is your final warning o, you will lose your 10k, I will so laugh at you

deal sealed then.

ladyF:
lol but you don't have a bike?

ah ah.. ladyF sef.. there is smth called hiring.. i"d hire it and give it to u to ride.. simple. U ride it perfectly, I give u the money, u fvckup, u pay for d hire.

Dat breastmilk needs to be probed

monacobull:
Let me start off by saying at this point i believe Nigerian graduates have a lot of work to do. Its taking a lot of effort for me to contain the level of disappointment im currently feeling towards our university leavers. I work in a multinational company and i have had the chance to partake in the interview process of some roles the company advertised. Most of the time im usually appalled at the errors and goofs i see on CV's. So let me get to the main story.

Six graduates came into the office this morning to interview for an internship position. Which was going to pay a basic salary and also some nice commissions. All the interviewees were very disappointing despite the very easy questions which was for a very simple role. In fact none of them showed enough quality to half consider them for the job.

After the last person left, I and my colleague had already given up and hoped to do a fresh advert for the role. But 1 other person that was present at the interview was a senior staff from our foreign headquarters. And he suddenly suggested that we give the office cleaner a chance. At first i thought he was saying it out of frustration but this guy was damn serious. Long story short, we called the cleaner in and he handled our questions well and even scaled through 80% of the objection statements we threw at him! Whats more is that this guy isn't exactly educated and he even stammers! WTF !!!! Agreed he might have had better answers because he knows some more about the company having worked with us for a while, but still on still!...to outshine 6 graduates!...ah.

Finally finally we have decided to take him on a trial role and give him the required training. Im still shocked beyond belief.

Naija graduates, please get your shit together.

oga, next time your company needs staff, please include graduates with pass as well.. OK! U will also be amazed

ladyF:
omg see awoof money. This is so so so so so so tempting. You are parting with your 10k!!!!

I want to use this medium to thank you in advance.

yu knw where to find me

XperiaZ6:
Even the Indian tricycle currently being used looks so third worldish . A small four-wheel drive would look much better as taxi .

if it's possible to import that taxi into Nigeria, den it would be good