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joeydozzy: even if she dated Obasanho, how does that prevent me from cooking Indomie this afternoon?

bros abeg cook my own join #runz off to buy eggs#

Are u kidding me? He actually stabbed her bcuz she wasn't toking to him(i dnt wanna kol it snub bcuz i mean d dude is an illiterate n also a trouble maker who wont do well to avoid d@ kindda person?) den he deserves life imprisonment only God knows w@ he ll do if he toast her n she no gree

An old woman had a child abroad buh waz still suffering, one day her landlord walked up to her n asked "your daughter is abroad n yet u r still suffering, y is d@ so? D woman replied "dnt mind d@ stupid gal she keeps sending me pictures of old white men" she nw brought out lots of dollar notes, if na u b d lanlord wetin u go do? B sincere plz. @ mod fp plz

Dextra: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

happy bufdae dearie

Na wa o, if na my fwend self dem go see fire nt to tok of my sis, i swear me, d boy, him family n possibly my own we go die d@ same day o, i weep 4 my country

lo0lz oyinbo pple no go kill pesin o

congratulations to dem 5th to comment

u try sha, thanx

Guguru aka pyguru is d most foolish mod on NL, if d mumu lyk make he/she ban me again

Who b diz mumu mod nw, u guys really need to avoid editing my comments make una leave am d way i write am

berem: THEY ARE ALL MOD/A/FUCKERS!

#gbam# i go buy beer 4 u

Coldfeet: MUKINATU has sent me to her village TWICE!!!! Each lasting a week, because I declared my undying love for GARY!! she is SOo jealous about my relationship with GARY that she will do anything to keep me away from my love! Anyway they say distance makes the heart fonder! Her continuous interference only makes me LOVE GARRI ALL THA MORE

lolz cold feet u nor well o, na d@ useless spambot wetin b hin stupid name sef, she na guguru or pyguru or w@eva n really me no knw my offence d@ waz d 1st n only tym i waz banned n lest i 4get am joining d G republic make dem foolish mods do w@eva dem lyk

attention seekers, abeg make una pack una sef go 1 syd

afam4eva: [size=20pt]IF YOU WANT TO BE ALIVE TO SEE THE NEW YEAR VOTE FOR ACHUKWUNET[/size]

hmmmm afam na wa o, no make her bf catch u o, on top anoda person gf na hin u dey threaaten pple life....................... hmm bros na oke i dey joke o

[quote author=Dopefiend]No money for popcorn jo. Shey u go manage guguru and epa [/quote guy u nor well, lolz me fit even give am kulikuli join sef

i vote itsmodella

edreesabiodun: He's white. He's better than you.

mumu if u no know ow to respond to an idiotic comment plz shut da bleep up, its ur type of pple d@ suffer frm inferiority complex, so d only reason u fink jammal is beter dan him is bcuz HE IS WHITE?

Sunymoore: pyguru banned Sunymoore for http://
www.nairaland.com/978228/new-320gb-
external-hard-drive/5#13245296. Ban
expires at Today at 10:53:39 AM.
Pls pals, who is this pyguru. I dnt know y hates me, he ban me everysingle moment, sometime even just after posting something, i wonder how sharp dis guy is. I even follwed him in order to atleast reduce the ban he usually gives me, but its abrtive. One funny thing is that i never see a post or comment of him.
Finally am back, n i must fight him ASAP

lolz guy d dude bans me alot too

richarts: Cutekid pls dnt mind my english usage. I'm just kidding around.

I found out that after each days stress and or during work, peoples comments about my purported blunders makes f laugh.

Its my recipe.

lolzzzzzzzzz, kk i do d@ xumtyms too

Akpos a Ghanian, jst got admission into 1 of d nigerian institutions, at d 1st day of lecture the following conversation erupts.......
Lecturer(a female); lets bgin by reviewing xum nigerian history, Who said "I shall return to die in d land of my fathers?" she saw a sea of blank faces xcept 4 akpos who had his hand up,
Akpos; "KING JAJA OF OPOBO 1875"
Lecturer; "very good" who said " The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response xcept frm akpos "Obasanjo 1976" The lect snapped @ d class " class u shud b ashamed akpos who is new to our country knows our history dan U do" the lecturer heard aloud whisper "GHANA MUST GO" who said d@ she demanded, Akpos; "Buhari 1984" @ d@ point a student @ d back of d class scornfully said "Hmm u think u r smart" d lecturer glared n asked "All right!, Now who said d@?" akpos said "Babangida to Abiola 1992" Hmmmm a student @ d back smiled n said " i dey laugh ooow" Akpos smiled back n said "Obasanjo to Atiku 2001", Now furious anoda student yelled; "Oh yeah!, Eat this" akpos smiled n replied "Indian mistress to Abacha 1998" Now wiv almost mob hyseria xum1 said "U little shit, if u say anytin again i ll kill U" akpos frantically yelled @ d top of his voice "Chris uba to Ngige 2004" d lecturer fainted, as d class gathered around her on d floor, xum1 said "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble nw" akpos whispered "chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose n Lucky Igbinedion 2007" xum2 angrilly said "Dnt ans him he is a fool" Akpos smiled n said " Obasanjo to IBB 2011" Now, d lecturer managed to get up n asked akpos "Who are u show yourself.......... Akpos jumped n said "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM 2012"

richarts: See as you just dey abuse person wey you no know. You doesnt even knew why I say what I say.

honestly bro ur english carry weight o, c as e been wan blind me...... Lolz jst kidding. *meant no offense*

richarts: See as you just dey abuse person wey you no know. You doesnt even knew why I say what I say.

honestly bro ur english carry weight o, c as e been wan blind me...... Lolz jst kidding. *no offense meant*

@ op never bliv d press wen it comes to celebs

chux76: @OP..U smoke skunk ba??

if to say u get eyes nah, u 4 don c say i been don correct my mistake

What business of ours is d@, c jealousy @ its peak.
Anyway 9th to comment

Happy birthday to Timaya's bro as he celebrates yet another year, may God continue to be with him IJN
(very sorry 4 d mix up plz)
[img]http://ireporterstv.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Happy-Birthday-Timaya.jpg[/img]

i swear yawa go gas

Finish reading thread, starts drinking garri

I strongly bliv parental upbringing

I believe we (Nigerians am nt categorizing nw) can still make our country proud, 1st of all we need to empower d youth n even d old n children in d north d@ knowledge n education is a basic requirement to bring back 9ja n d only way to do dese is by,telling pple dey look up to (like dey celebrate dier celebrities alot d educated ones among d celebs) e.g Ali Nuhu can help dem to realise d@ dier leaders (including religious) r d bigots d@ dnt want to c dem suceed, if dey say dey dont want education, let dem reason to diz; wiv education in 9ja we r still suffering frm bad govt 9jerians need to read to know dier ryt n be able to think of d way forward (esp d notherners), dey also need to know d@ 9jeria is a democratic country n so sharia law is nt acceptable n dey shud be tolerant, tolerant as in nt every lil misunderstanding shud lead to blood shed am sure, d biafrans,southerns n westerners r ready to work wiv dem if only dey can empower demselves thru edu n can accept d@ it doesnt always av to be abt dem