₦airaland Forum

MeekySmudger:
,.See dumb question oo,
, if he is he won't tell u nah

Lol gosh nairaland is full of everything. True talk sir who go confess say him be kidnapper I laugh in Swahili

adorablefwb:
I am a tall, light skinned physically appealing lady looking for a male friends with benefits. I have a good sense of humor, outgoing, very lovable and intellectually sound.

I do not need financial benefits as I am fully employed and take care of my bills. I need a friend and companion with whom to enjoy good conversations with, go out together and get to be cool without strings attached - whenever we are both free.

He MUST be at least 6ft tall, have a good sense of humour, must be very good at conversations and highly intelligent (this is very important to me). He MUST be employed with a good and decent job, must be chivalrous and have charisma. He MUST be sexually attractive and very active. Physically presentable (very important) and knows the importance of always smelling and looking nice. I am in my mid 20s and expect someone mature and sensible.

Must live on the Island or on the Mainland.

Please those in Ojo down to Badagry or Festac and anything from Ipaja and it's environs should not bother claiming Mainland. Kindly do not send me a mail.

If you're interested, kindly send a mail to "fwblagos@gmail.com"

You should please attach a photo as well because I do not have the time to waste in talking or engaging you in discussions when I do not find you appealing as everyone I believe has a taste. Don't attach a fake photo, we will have video calls and I will definitely turn you down if it seems so. I assure you that your mails, messages and anything that comes out of this will be highly confidential.

I will definitely meet with you after I'm okay or find you interesting.

If we both agree to bonk each other without a condom, be prepared to go for the following tests;
HIV
Hepatitis B n C
Trichomonas
HPV
Syphilis
Herpes
Chlamydia
Gonorrhoea
Opps!!! Sorry if my own is getting too much This is me being blunt and knowing what I want

Please holier than Jesus, do nor judge me or act like a Saint. Do not preach for me as well lol. I know this is nairaland and there are people with all the characteristics listed above.


Thank you in anticipation.

LET ME MODIFY
A lot of you keep saying why I can't see anyone around me yen yen yen bla bla bla.

I am a workaholic! I leave home early(when the guys are rushing to work and no time for toasting) to get busy with my Job and close very late when I'd be too tired to look at any man

So make una no vex. I get so engrossed that I forget or pay attention to anything else. Now I wanna try to, please leave me o. Ma pa mi nau

Aunty you missed something out God fearing guy

pocohantas:
True,
HERE is the thread you asked me how (my) food blogging was going.

My response HERE

You’re welcome.

Hi morning pocohantas aka a lazy food. I have just view your food blog again send you a message via the contact form there. I look forward to hearing from you soon ma

Thank you

Hayee:
Okay thanks alot

Don't mind my spelling please, the correct spelling is error it is pocohantas

Take care

Hayee:
Pls how is he a simp

Leave the guy alone he is just bitter am ready for him.

Hugomexis:
I don't really like to reply you nairaland ogbomsosho sherlock holmes

As for your first question,which real nigga doesn't keep a condom in his wallet?


As for your second question,I'm sure you read where I said I bought two bottles of coke.Can't your dumb brain tell you those bottles of coke were put inside a nylon?

As for your third question,I used my phone to order one trip while she used hers to order for her own trip but I paid for both

No offence o oga, i dont know how uber work there, but i thought uber us register to your debit card so how can she order uber while you.pay. no vex please explain to me kind of confused.

I like your story better start writing business

sapphiere:
I can't cook most food o. Lol

I am passionate about news and entertainment.

What do u mean go for entertainment and not Nigeria politics and general news?
Please throw more lights. Thanks

Why i said you should avoid Nigeria politics is because of how dirty and disgusting it is. You dont want to be getting threatening letter to appear in court base on your article on politicians. But if you reside outside Nigeria then politics or anything is fine as long as you do your investigations.

My reason for entertainment, is because of your targeted audience. I assumed majority of your audience are going to be youths and adultlecent.

They (your set of audience) uses smartphone, go on social media or Internet more than middle age adults. That's why i suggested entertainment.

Best thing to do is carved a niche for yourself, just be different from others that is gonna make you unique as well. Try watch Franklin Adeola and Brian vblog online you would see different the unique style they all have

All the best

motymop:
I don't have time for idealogy of whether she works or not.

A woman respects you if you can provide, even your friends and family respects you if you can provide for them but learn to be strategic.

Yes you are on point sir. And i certainly agree 100%. I salute you sir

verygoodbadboi:
I like your thought boss, more like carrot and stick approach. Wisdom will not kee us



It's good to be good oh, life no balance, life na turn by turn you could be in need of her own money someday too

You are absolutely right, and i sincerely agree with your point yeah indeed you are a very goodgoodboy thank you

verygoodbadboi:
I like your thought boss, more like carrot and stick approach. Wisdom will not kee us



It's good to be good oh, life no balance, life na turn by turn you could be in need of her own money someday too

Yeah you are right wisdom is the key. Thank you sir. God bless

motymop:
Any amount the hair cost.

The strategy is this....allow her to depend on you financially. But then be very smart about it.

The logic is this, reward good behavior with good behavior and reward bad behavior with bad behavior.

WTF!! are u for real sir reward kini she is not a child remember which behaviour

verygoodbadboi:
Please advise needed

Nothing is she not working ni? Where is her own money

sapphiere:
Thanks. What's the station name?

Hi good afternoon hope you are okay? The name of my radio station is Christ Gospel Radio.

Back to our discussion, i don't know the kind of news genre you were thinking of, if it is entertainment news or showbiz please go for it. But if it is politics or Nigeria general news abeg don't do it, not worth it.

You've to be original meaning you've your own style of writing etc, also breaking the news before others.

The food idea is good imo if you like and enjoy cooking, but if not there is no point relying on third party to get your contents.

My suggestion is follow your heart. News writing or reporting is your dream go for it you can carved a niche for yourself. You tuber news reporting is a cool idea try look into it.

Check out the following on YouTube

Franklin Pharankleen
Adeola Fayehun keeping it real
Brian Rose Londonreal tv

Good luck

Hayee:
Okay thanks alot

You are welcome also try get in touch with Adeola Fayehun on Facebook or Instagram she is going to guide you about it.

All the best

moufan:
hahaha,see confirm simp, oloshi

your parents must be ashamed of you, simpleton oloshi

Hi guy now i have time to reply to this message in naija mentality way.

Point of correction am not what you think i am or whatyou called me. I've ve my own value, principles and respect..... there is no harm in being polite to people around us and especially online.

Go check my previous point and topic on this platform. I don't sleep around, i completed my parents house in 2014, i have my own house here in South East London currently working in I T earning nearly a £1k a week.

Learn how to speak to people, if your parents raped you as a kid doesn't mean you should turn into online bully, and your uncle that poke your anus as a teenager doesn't mean you should be a bastard.

You are the set of youths your clown president called lazy. Try not to reply to my messages or post i don't need money for data with me what you give is what you get. Now crawl back into your hole you bloody gay ( that mean gay) oloshi

sapphiere:
Thanks. What's the station name?

Christ Gospel Radio

Hayee:
Pls can u tell me the name of her moniker i'm also interested.thanks

This is her moniker pocochantant

moufan:
hahaha,see confirm simp, oloshi

your parents must be ashamed of you, simpleton oloshi

Guy you need help. Life is simple if naija is hard for you go killl yourself. Cunt. Listen cunt here mean sperm thats what you are idiot

moufan:
hahaha,see confirm simp, oloshi

your parents must be ashamed of you, simpleton oloshi

Bros Why drag my parents into this discussion? You don't even know my background or where i reside. Shaking my head.

Blokes have contacted me outside of this platform and i do advise them base on my knowledge.

Next time when you want to say stuffs about people you barely know kindly minus there parent it is not nice.

Check my previous post before you make comment sir.

sapphiere:
I wanted to just be writing about about things mostly about news but people hear warned me about it and say I should go into evergreen contents.
Then I had two things in mind.
1. Fashion.
2. Food.

Since I don't really know much about food I was referred to a Nairalander something pocochantant I contacted her severally she ignored me so I left her.
Met a woman who sells food She wanted to assist because I told her I will use that opportunity and advertise her restaurant. But as school open, I left the place I was staying So my business with the woman didn't go again.

I'm watching YouTube videos. Don't worry I'd be fine. Thanks for asking.

Alright that's fine, whenever your start keep me posted.

I have Internet radio station, broadcasting 24/7 so if you have Christians original content let me know.

Gonna have a slot for you on the website while your use own hastage, with that you can build your audience or fans too.

Good luck with sch take care

sapphiere:
I haven't started o. The person that was to put me through is asking for sex. I told him I will pay for his service he stopped chatting with me. Currently watching YouTube videos and reading articles.

If you're okay with it, let us talk outside of here please private message me thank you

sapphiere:
I haven't started o. The person that was to put me through is asking for sex. I told him I will pay for his service he stopped chatting with me. Currently watching YouTube videos and reading articles.

Quick question what is your blogging going to be about, do you have targeted audience in mind? And also your contents. Can we talk outside of here if that's ok with you.

There is one moniker here that is a food blogger she can guide you too

Karlovych:
I can bet my balls that he is from either Edo State or Delta State. I wonder what he thought he will be doing illegally in Europe without proper documentation, it's good that he was caught at least he will face a worse version of extremism he is running away from in Libya.
Nevertheless Buhari is a useless gworo chewing terrorist

Ha your balls you get mind ooo.

techmo:
Was this necessary?! Is this also necessary, I don't know about your past or upbringing but kindly let go of this gender hate and embrace a future with everyone working together equally

.

Aunty @sapphiere se you are hearing . How is your blogger business going now.

sapphiere:
Nigerian men hmm

In other news, Nigerian woman becomes the WTO DG.


The FUTURE is FEMALE

haha aunty @sapphiere the future is for who wants graft the hard work now ooo. Anyway how is your blogger business going you do start ni....

That yash wey u dey touch so na small thing when you get to the top. So please stay focus you are talented and hard working no let all this olosho ruin your career.

God bless you

Hugomexis:
During the week,I made a visit to my bank to handle some little technicalities as regards my dollar account.

I got in,chatted with the the customer care agent for a while before he directed me to the person who could help rectify the issue.

I went into the office to behold a female banker behind the desk.Her facial features wasn't so prominent as she had a mask on.

'welcome.Good afternoon',she said as she saw me.

'Thank you.Good afternoon.I'm Hugomexis.I have an issue I would like you to solve'.

As she was helping me rectify the issue,she pulled down her mask under her jaw.She said it slightly obstructed her breathing.My God she was so pretty with bright,piercing eyes and finely shaped lips.

As I was still admiring her,news report about Davido and his shenanigans came up from the TV in her office.They were dissecting his matter on one TVC entertainment show .

I was watching it when she casually quipped in

'I hope you're not irresponsible like him'.

I laughed and asked her how.She said it's only an irresponsible man that will go about impregnating different women.

I assured her I was responsible.In fact,I don't have time for such.we chatted for some time on different other issues.I found her quite versatile as she had something tangible to say on each topic we discussed.

When she was done rectifying my issue,I told her it'd be nice to see her some other time,away from her working hours of course.I asked for her number.To my surprise,she wrote it down on a sheet of paper and passed it to me.I picked it up,dialled her number and made sure she saved it before bidding her fare well.

I called her today in the morning and we spoke at length on trivial issues.I asked her if she could come to my place tomorrow but she declined,stating she would prefer to meet in a public place.

I suggested if we could go watch movies and she was fine with it.Tomorrow,we'd have fun.

Haha this one is going to end in premium tears.

How many customers has she been giving her phone number to, you've dollars account she has seen the balance oga you are loaded soon you go dey pay for bills

Anyway on a serious note now, put on your thinking cap all the beauty na makeup trust me

inyanging:
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which land is cursed? not Nigeria, one of the most bless country in the world,a country with vast / endowed Natural Resources, 200 million people , many move straight from Lagos/ ABUJA to OCCUPY TOP WORLD OFFICE , THEY HAVE NOT GONE TO SLAVE, WASH DEAD BODIES, DRIVE CAP & OTHERS MENIALS JOB ABROAD pls my dear don't for anything sake believed that that Ur
neighbors food is better than Ur mum's food that
sustained u from cradle to when u mature & move to
neighborhood eat claim Ur mum's food is rubbish African
adage
Ur Nigeria is the best & will CONTD to be the best , its all
about opportunities, I worked around Oil Gas ,I ve seen
what many expatriate do to remains in Nigeria and cried
bitterly when asked to leave, Nigeria is a great country, do
u ask Ur self why Nigerian in Diaspora have not been
listed among world millionaires by Forbes, they are still
slaves, slaves don't amazed wealth pass their masters,but
Nigerian at home are many in the billionaire's club

Go back to school, go and learn the real meaning of millionaire or billionaire. mobutu sese seko ex president of D.R congo died a millionaire via corruption how many wealth did he create? Life is about safety, about security, about normal basic amenities like good roads stable power supply, good medical facilities. Your clown of a president going abroad for medical treatment said it all. You are benefiting from the corrupt system that's why you think the system is ok.

Nigeria is bless with all you mentioned above but citizens can't enjoy good power supply? Your budget is to enriched politicians. Republic of Benin have got better power supply than your lot.

It is about creating wealth oga leaving a legacy Nigerian abroad are doing great. If i return to naija today with £20,000 that automatically make me a millionaire cuz thats in 20k in naira is over 13 million naira.

That is why said you should go back to sch to.learn the meaning of millionaire billionaire per country.

Who is slave? Politicians hiding food meant for the masses or government helping masses during pandemic? Stay in your zoo of a country if you are loving it, but stop being fake by saying naija is alright for average Nigerians. For your information a pound is 675 naira meaning that will take you nearly 2 yrs to save a pound if you are saving one naira every day.