₦airaland Forum

Cholls:
My brother this car will make any Deeper life girl wet

Wetin deeperlife do una biko

Michelle55:
They believe men with cars has arrived while the ones hopping from one bus to the other are still struggling.
The people who usually feel they've made it in life are those ladies who sits in the front seat of a car, their shoulder pad dey rise to power 100 instantly
So my brother, hustle make you get money cum buy car join, omo you no need to toast the babe again. Just honk and your problem is solved

Lol you are funny ...

SenecaTheYonger:
This gist again.

I want to ask a honest question, if your girlfriend wears you a condom and allows you to have sex with her, but midway, she changed her mind and said stop. If you didn't listen, is this termed rape by the Nigerian court of law?

Has anyone gone to jail for this?

Abeg stop liking my post and answer the question

Well in a civilised country the answer is rape but in naija anything can happen the judge won't see anything wrong and it is seen as consensual sex. But in a civilised country it is rape

Jeon:
Having a relationship with a Nigerian

Zzor you'll never change

Oracleforce:
Oni kuure

Haha you dey zoo you can't comment without swearing is that the best you can come up with? May God put sense in your tick brain in Jesus name. Amin.

SmartPolician:
It's not good to criticize, but no investment banker can acquire fleet of airplanes. How much be their salaries?

I strongly believe that the guy raised funds through crowdfunding or encouraged some venture capitalists and angel investors to believe in him.

That's the only legit way he could have raised such funds to chase his dream. Let's be honest, floating an airline is capital intensive.

Some investment bankers are loaded. Brian Rose was an investment banker in USA. Made lots money quit cuz he was not being fulfilled he moved down here to London set up podcast where he interview people on events happening now he is impacting people knowledge wise i heard he wants to be London Mayor next elections.

I like it when people try to create opportunities for others. Good luck to him my worry is the system yardua government pursue Richard Brandon out of nigeria because he refuse to pay bribe to renew his airline operating licence

OlayemiAshraf:
Omo oduduwa ... Chest pain straight to dog eaters, ipob, esn

Get a life bro.

Good luck bro God bless your hustle.

Bettykeys:
Unfortunately, Christians in Nigeria are not aware that the number of Christians in Israel are not up to 3%

Majority of religion in Isreal is Jews with approximately 75% in population

Hahaha not all Nigerians are daft you know learn to be balance in your post

gbemilashh:
Let's hear some of the petty reasons why you won't date someone

I'll go first

If he has that green Balenciaga sweater
I'm sorry

Bad breath body odour

Happy birthday sir. God bless your new age. I remember one of your interview you said you ran to Ghana and Ghana is your second home. You've come a long way God bless you sir for your authenticity.

Shellsploit:
Amazing drone
Hope it doesn't weigh more than 250 grams, if not it must be registered with the NCAA.


Next na to park am for hanger, MMA lagos for those that are into cocaine smuggling...

Lol your post is funny but making sense though like the humour lol

dre11:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/fg-grants-dangote-cement-%25E2%2582%25A622-32bn-tax-credit/amp/

WTF!! That country is a scam

chatinent:
Hi Fam,

This will be my second interview with a Nairaland member, and this time, it'll be IshiLove.

Of course, you can view my topic for the first interview with Pocohantas.


The interview is open for comments. Please understand that the topic is moderated too; no insult, threats, spam or bullying.


We'll begin by 7pm today (please confirm the time is okay, IshiLove).


NB for viewers: When the interview begins, please wait till the floor is open for your questions, as it will be opened from time to time.

Thanks.

Hi bros good morning nairaland soni Irabo abi na John Momoh. Please oga try make your time global like GMT or 7pm Nigeria time so that other nairalander outside naija go know the exact time. Other than that i can't wait ooo take care bro x

I am speechless

why lie for goodness sake? Hawking alone as amputee is enough to draw sympathy. why cook up stories.

God have mercy on that country call Nigeria

SmellySperm:
u don't wanna sin yet you're inviting her,to do what exactly?

u better return mummy's phone. jamb form is out already

Hahaha you are something else, mummy's phone jamb form.is out

aminusodiq:
hello villageguyart1.. I have backgrnd knowledge of Autodesk sketchpad and Adobe Photoshop, haven't used Adobe illustrator beofer but I can learn. I will appreciate if you can train me in this form of arts. Kindly, watzapp me via my signature or drop it number so that we can chat better. Thank you.

Go on YouTube

femi4:
She regretted the act. Let her be

Onidokudo Okunrin

Haha brother femi there is god oo chai

Alove1:
She had an itch and you were available to scratch it but you think it was the beginning of something tantalising. you've become a prey of your own lustfulness. But your situation is not entirely hopeless. Spend some nights away from your house if you can, distance yourself from her, find a distraction and make her realize the world does not revolve round her, go get laid and look for a sweet 18 that you'll be chatting online with and smiling the whole time.. Make yourself attractive not for her but for yourself.. and see the results

You should be a relationship expert bros. Best advice so far

Leonstar:
Hey everybody, So I have this issue that you all can help me with. I stay in Akure in my late twenties doing okay at work and all. Then my sister's husband called me to assist him with a favour saying his cousin who is a single mother (though her child is with the father at Jos) will be coming to Akure because she has a 7 months contract with one of these big farms here so she might need a place to crash for the weekend till the firm gets a temporary accommodation where she will be staying.

The long and short of the matter is that she has been in my place for the past 3 months and she has been really nice and maybe I might have caught some feelings along the way and we might have had a one night stand which might have been one of the most amazing nights for me since I'm so busy that I don't get to have much social life.

Now, here is the thing!!! After that night, I have made several attempts to get her on but to no avail, always rejecting the offer and threaten to report to her cousin. She might be older than me, almost sure of that and she is quite pretty. Before that night, I also asked her to be FwB (Friends with Benefit) which she didn't have a problem with that so it is not as if I forced it on her......... I really told her that I needed a companion, she actually made me realized that (FYI, no serious relationship).

She is nice and really kind (She might have a bf somewhere though). I just want to know what I did wrong since she can't tell me and how I can remedy that without making her feel uncomfortable in my place.

Moved on bro go find your own girlfriend dem plenty for fb and nairaland.

you self na wa for you.

daveyjay:
Good day NLers, please I need your take on this.
I'm a student in one of Nigeria's prominent public universities.

A girl decided to vie for admission in my school via the predigree programme but she had no accommodation. Because of the relationship between my parents and hers, I offered to take her in from January till now

I offered a roof over her head.

The first night she came, she slept on the floor and I wasn't okay with that, the following night, I told her she could have the bed, I vacated my bed and relegated myself to sleeping on the floor, we can't share same bed since she's neither my babe nor sister. And this sleeping routine has continued ever since then. The floor is my new bed

I gave her my spare key, uncensored access to my kitchen and everything within my legal occupancy.
Cut long story short, last week Tuesday she woke up, had her bath, ate then stepped out briefly, when she returned we were outta water. Tap water of course. She called my attention to it to which I remained calm. Meanwhile I hadn't eaten neither had I bathed. At noon, she came to me that she was hungry but couldn't cook due to unavailability of water, I then asked her if I am to fetch her water??!.

She said she was gonn take food stuff to her friend's place (upstairs) to cook.
I replied by asking how many of her friends had lacked water and brought food stuff to cook here??!


She got angry and took some money and left


That same Tuesday, I went to see Chelsea game, when I returned, I asked her if she cooked but she didn't dignify me with her attention talk more of a response.
I thought it was rude but considered it as one of the many tantrums of ladies

The following morning, she woke up, acted like I don't exist, couldn't greet... had her bathe and left. Returned, unlocked the door, walked in like I wasn't there, ate, left to her friend's place.

On Thursday she repeated the routine, I called her back when she was going out, I asked her if she considered me as her father, brother or boyfriend that she'd wake up and start throwing attitudes...
I made her understand that I am her benefactor.
Hardly did I finish before she left. She returned and continued in same path and that has continued till this very moment...

Last night she didn't sleep at home, when she returned in the morning, she unlocked the door with her spare, walked in, ate, brushed, dressed and walked out without a single word e come be like say I be ghost.

What I did, I changed the locks, took some stuff, sealed my door with strict instructions to the caretaker then moved to a friends place outside my lodge and I've been there ever since.

She has returned and has been calling my line but I've been ignoring...

Now, is my action too harsh or still in line??!

Op my question is are you charging her rent? Is she paying for food? Is she paying for other bills. If your answer is no then you've done nothing wrong.

You've gone above and beyond to make her feel comfortable and she is treating you like dushbag.
Give her ultimatum to move out else you will throw her stuffs out of your house.
You are student i know how hard students life is next time dont accommodate anyone for free you aren't father or brother Teresa.

From you post you are a decent bloke good luck with your sch

pocohantas:
I wouldn’t mind being stuck in a lift with Ishi, Kondomatîc and Izzu. At least them no go kill me before rescue team come.

Kill you with laughter am guessing, are these 3 your favourite nairalander .

Anyway Pocohantas and chatinent thank you for this interesting thread God bless you both.

Lol you are a born politician in another word

@pocohantas pick 3 nairalander monier you would like to be stuck in a lift with and reason why.

@chatinent thank you for this interesting thread next is channels tv for you by fire by force.

@pocohantas my question is if you are to take 3 nairalander on a desert mission who are you going to take with you and reason why.

No african time or nigeria time please following

saphiere:
Study has shown that most males in Ameriacan prisons are blacks. A black man is synonymous with violence, fraud, rape, murder, etc.

Hahaha @Saphiere you are funny... Go read about white privileges in America then you'll know that most black Americans are second class citizens in their own country.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/apr/27/george-floyd-2004-drug-conviction-houston

Read that for your understanding. I don't have time to educate you.

I think Seunis paying you to drive traffic here kukuma go start your own blog now since your calling is to berate nigerian men.

DrFunmisticGlow:
they're team foreign men#

Hi Dr please explain ejoor Dr Funmi

4tomandchi:
Young people always tend to loose money in Africa because there are no real investment out there.

Most of the so called investment opportunities are schemes to swindle vulnerable investors with genuine intention to grow their capital.

Most of the investment opportunities that have really turned people's lives around are from the whites.

Invest in Crypto.

Our government saw the potential in Crypto and placed a ban on it. How man won take grow financially for this Country.

Wicked Government headed by wicked people.

It is not even that the environment is polluted with corruption. You open a business now employ people they steal from your business while waiting for salary at the end of the month. Africa is corrupt.

Jeon:
not men but Nigerian men.


Men from Asian or white race can't utter this statement he made.

Be careful what you wish for Zzor, sorry am blowing your cover. You don't know Asian community you do not the shit that they are into.

Look at northern Nigeria community that is Asian community for you. They marry their cousins 2nd and third cousins into arrange marriage. You need to read and travel out to see what is happening in that community.

Go online type in Rotherham child sexual exploitation scandal read it and make your mind up. Mind you that's one of many, it also happened in Birmingham, Bradford London and Manchester and many more.

They the Asians ae the worst when it comes to cheating they slave their mrs, remember it is allowed in their religion.

back to my earlier statement be careful what you wish for appreciate what you have, Nigerian men are the best. Forget the redpillers you've dated or Simps date real men. 50 50 men learn to pay the bills too

saphiere:
True sha. Most white men are responsible unlike their black counterparts who feed on women to survive.
Most white men don't have babymamas. unlike black men who have made babymamaism the order of the day. Most of these black men don't even take care of their kids. Everything on the woman. I am not hating men and never will I. I'm just stating the obvious.

Ignorance is a disease be careful what you wish for. Don't let your past experiences with men be the benchmark to all Nigerian men. Mind you Nigerian men are the best in the world.

White ladies walk away from relationship if their man cheats on them, can you do that? White women share bills they support in the relationship financially can you do that? The obvious you are stating is wrong.

I work in white environment and tbh one that his parents left him loads of money is dushbag he sees women as sex objects this is a guy that has private education. So please change that mentality before you miss out on your Mr right

saphiere:
True sha. Most white men are responsible unlike their black counterparts who feed on women to survive.
Most white men don't have babymamas. unlike black men who have made babymamaism the order of the day. Most of these black men don't even take care of their kids. Everything on the woman. I am not hating men and never will I. I'm just stating the obvious.

Be careful what you wish for, a prophet is not respected in his home town. Nigerian men are the best worldwide just know that