₦airaland Forum

Pls pals i wish to solicit 4 ur prayers,because i got an aggregate of 54 nd yet no admission status.my dept is pharmacy,pls any info wud bi highly welcomed!

brownlord: OMG exactly the reason i said NL has been hijacked what in the hell is kid doing here? is this place suppose to be a MFM, anyways, i can assist you sha, but condition, if you be babe and you fine, else, keep moving

At first i thought 4rm ur first sentence that u were matured,bt as i dug inwards i found u were ntin but PoO!,as 4 d kid stuff am nt bt honestly i think my dog(Lady) has a beta IQ dan ***

santakris: Poor u. U are in the wrong section. I guess u are a lady.

Thanks pal 4 d info! I knew perfectly b/4 hopping on board.

I checked mine for pharmacy nd admission status was blank,pls pals any idea if my dept was released?

9jadelta: LAW is LAW. He knew the consequences of his action before he engage in it. Nobody cares if he is Nigerian or not. LAW must take its course

They should Go and kill that fooll except its a set up

Sometimes i wonder why cowards with no brains r given access to social media's with metally sound people.

Poor Nigerian,one again out of thousands Nigerians dying daily all over the globe.it's a pity to realise how our deplorable economic situations hv force our teeming youths to all kind of social vice even when they clearly see d writing on the wall 'Caught nd get hanged' yet the undying Nigerian spirit of 'Emeka has done it before' wud lure him.Only God knws d benefit he wud hv been to our nation only if given d ryt opportunity.make God grant him mercy nd forgive all his sins as he heads 4 d gallows!,nd bet u his family r stil jolificating somewhere nt aware of his predicament boosting 'My Son is in obodoyibò!'.

adamscuti: What i hate most,is just reading this foolish comments without action,if we are damn serious to bring an end to this rubbish we should start acting and stop talking.

pls hw do we start? If u knw share wit us,for we wud be everly grateful.

I humbly wish to use this medium to reteraite here that Ngozi nd her cohorts knw exactly wat they are doing nd i wit unwavin faith belive strongly that it's for our own good,one important point we must all understand frm GEJ's administration is his firm stand on 'NO LONGER BUISNESS AS USUALLY' at least we all dis is d first tym dis informations are made public,because i see no sense in d extravagant releases of funds when at d end of it all nothing wud bi done.beta stil let's take lyf patiently and reap d benefit therein,we must stop dis our Now or Never metality if we must see realistic development.

Lord Babs: We would lure Gej to Ghana to kill him there too.

Ur IQ is so freaking low,gosh!do u tink because we Nigerians hv our short comings and most tyms rattle our country ignorantly on net so u tink our president is some one u can lure 2 ur backyard nd strangle?Lol! I laugh at ur foolishness,try it and u guys wud wish u weren't born.pls 4 ur own gud kindly research wat happen in Odi in balyasa state.that wud be gladly repeated by our happy trigger JTF,STF AND OPERATION FLUSH nd wud gladly gv them an ample opportunity 2 test our new 'NAF UAV',i didn't even metion our army,so be warned!

miteolu: Yesterday it was Zambia now ghana. I know soon Nigerian will not depend on any country for surviaval

true words bro,true words.It wud soon bi ova

Oh good lord! Not again!..then south africa,then it was Ghana,yesterday common Zambia,today it's Ghana once again!,bt i seriously think our govt should look into the agencies issuing us these cards always presumed fake,guess it was 4 dis reason we were insulted by South Africa,this insults Nigerians receive on a daily bases must stop!

[color=#006600][/color]guys wow! If dis is true,i bet u guys it has rejunuvated my pride nd the pride of millions of Nigeria's out there nt only wud it stop there bt our confidence in our country wud be restored knw there's a silver lining in the sky 4 us all.I sincerely give my thumbs up 2 the the Nigerian Military in general 4 their individual nd collective efforts to re-produce wat has already been made out there...even at that it aren't easy,am so proud of knwin these high tech's cost millions of dollars to produce and sincerely hope they wud get the support of the govt nd oda stake holder,indeed wit these development i dt think our security budget was a waste,or was it?

jackbauersballs: Haha...

What a scam...Who will be checking the email? Is it anyone of those illiterate olopas on Nigerian roads?

I wont be surprised if someone uses that email to open a Nairaland account sef...

Neeeeext...

Lol guy u r freakin funny,pls kindly start postin jokes 4 us all.

Dat's one stupid ideaology with our insensitive Nigerian Goverment,hw can u jst evict grandfathers,grandmothers,fathers,mothers,children and relatives frm a community dat they call home nd had lived all their lives,witout any compensation or a condusive alternative.And worst of all u let them be 4 ten years witout care,now they have decide to cry out the govt wud nt hearken their ears to their plea,this i can bet on,UNTIL this desperate,angry nd hyperactive youths take up guns,arms,RGP,GPMG, and bitter of all BOKO HARAM BOMBS!,using all to create insecurity of lives nd property,disruptin their seat of power ame makin them all feel unsafe than is wen u hear the govt come out 2 say nd i quote 'drop ur arms and come to the table let's dialouge'.PITY,MEDICINE AFTA DEATH!

Words fail me,words fail me,Giant of Africa,pride of Africa.well i tink it's hightime tym the gov't rise up 2 d challege in order 2 restore our lost glory,today we here South africa,tomorrow it's Ghana nd d next almighty Zambia.enough is enough

gboss4sure: Boko Haram right? What is boko haram and what are they fighting for? The north should be responsible for boko haram and not GEJ because they don't want it to stop, Ask me why and i will tell you.

why? Y? Y?

Wait guys,so many messages in my brians inbox...infact i tink it's full so b/4 i delete dem let me share.Do u guys remeber vividly last mnth in Akwa ibom,wen d joint NASS nd the executive help a joint summit?,they all laughed,shared jokes nd discussed at length,so y d sudden change of hart?worst of all i keep hearin 4rm our finance minister dat our economy is growing everyday(True)bt hw many Nigeria's hv felt d impact?,den imagine if it weren't growin hw wud we hv bin?maybe d tym we spent here on NL wud hv bin spent on d streets hawkin pure water or gala jst 2 make end's meet.jst can't tel were dis country is sailing 2,prosperous future or Doom?

klax: Goldie! Goldie!! Goldie!!! How many time do I call you?? May God punish you say Amen>

You are simply mad and a full time bitch slot for embarrassing Nigeria in a show that you are never the first girl to go their for disgracing us and make Nja babe look cheap may God punish you.

Just keep shut your smelling shameless cheapy mouth and go to h e l l. You are simply worst than a prostitute, she goat.

Moderator remove this nonsense from front page plz she is annoying me so much. One stupid Kenya slow poke handling you like a bloody slot and you are talking Goldie I say may God punish you one more time. Ode(fool) Ewu(Goat) Anufia,Ashawo, sharamuta, stupid, i d i o t oloshi omo, animal.

BROS ABEG NO KILL URSELF,E DON HAPPEN BI SAY E DON HAPPEN!,abeg oda NL no post again o!,because dis guy don end work here

Crazy as it seems,notin was said about d 2 brave bike warriors that were shot,Lol,hope they didn't die lyk fowls all in the name of claiming Rambo and Van dam 2 the d rescue!hope the police wud dis tym arrest 2 traitors of the land and stop foolin us wit quotes 'All hands are on deck','We wud swing into action 2 make sure the cuprits are brought 2 book',sends my mind back to 2 a traditional ruler that was kidnapped 3years ago bt til nw ntin has bin heard from his captors.hp it does repeat in dis case.

ifihearam: Portharcourt againnnnN
Abi na hell fire una dey??

Funny enough it's jst very unfortunate these incidents jst keep happening in my base,bt ph is really a nice place 2 reside,so nt hell more like heaven.

Why is it always military men doing all the shit and poo work?,They fight crime while in active service and when they are retired they become 'CRIME IMPERSONATED',God help Nigeria!

[quote author=Sam Milla]A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what
happened to this Parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent
thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your
perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I
wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it
because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't
you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought
to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants
me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make
the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot
is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a
great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.
The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "psssssssssssst,"
and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this
or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the
door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately."

"WHAT" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and
began petting her all over," reported the parrot.

"Oh No!," he exclaims. "Then what?"

"Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her
all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down, "

"WELL," demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
[/quoteLOL! very funny

Too bad cos i knw they are over a millon Nigerian Guys who wud kill jst 2 date her,GODIE!,sorry 4 ur loss.

My fellow NLder's hv been puzzled substancially nd simultaneously by the way things are done in this Country leaving me asking 'WILL NIGERIA EVER DEVELOP?',imagine less than 5months to call the yr over nd our budget is nt even close implemented,sending my mind back 2 a report i read sometime ago in which the US TIMES reported this shocking relevation nd i quote 'If Nigerian Goverment would only implement 40% of their budget yearly,Nigeria would be a world class country'..jst tel me is there a silver lining in the sky 4 an ordinary Nigeria out there?

Bright2: Oga Jona! Just put all of them in a plane for the annual leave abroad & name it Dana air leave,all these noise will end!Hehehehehe

Funny indeed!

brownlord: You are very foolish, what about the ones that end up as kidnappers armed robbers and even the ones that died as a result of cult clashes in ekosodin and environ, olodo like u

i can't belive ur IQ is extremely low,so u mean to tell us all that because of cult clahes nd so forth those who uphold the law should nt be appuaded,so far i think there's only one fool in NL,and if it's nt u,who wud it be?

tpapi: tel BH 2 come out openly n fight JTF,they wil regret d day they were born

wise words my dear,i think they are jst scared rain beaten rats who use d cover of darkness to make loud noises with a mircophone while hiding by the corner,God so help them the day they summon some courage to confront the JTF.they wud knw that indeed their ideaologies can't trive in Nigeria.

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Bukkyade: Boko haram is not sophisticated. Don't elevate those idiots. They re just a bunch of cowards. If they were sophisticated, they should focus on their real targets and not the defenseless citizens. They listed major govt institutions as their target but they have not been able to achieve one. The Nationa Assembly is still there standing gidigba. The transform Hilton is there. aso rock, Army defense hw, CBN, NNPC, NCC,. Their attack at the police headquarters was futile as the bomber was diverted to the car park. If they are sophisticated, they should attack and rescue their detained leaders KABIRU SOKOTO and co, at SSS . What they know how to do best is to attack defenseless worshippers in churches in the North. They chose those isolated churches out of fear of facing their real targets. COWARDS.

if real targets were to be faced,then you would realise that Nigeria is finished.

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