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FitnessDoctor:
Your English is quite confusing... Please read, edit and rewrite... I am all ears...

better dan d trash u wrote up there...

jungle book part 2...her name is nanya...mowgli half sister.

suzan404:
Your own na Guchee nor be Gucci

guchee abi garba

una go cross breed dog anyhow cme use questions dey disturb people here...

Spy360:
Is ekuke a breed? When you can't identify a breed you call it ekuke. If you don't know, please allow those that do to tell us. Don't spoil an opportunity of learning with your baseless assumptions.

ok no vex..this is bingo,bingo whistle bingoooo, bingo.bingo.bingo..

BlackOnassis:
Stupid monkey

lolzz atlis monkey smart pass u..blackwithnobrain.

BlackOnassis:
I dont think market ppl are as clueless as u are. Why dont u speak 4 urself.

lolzzzz blackwithnobrain...odeoshi.

BlackOnassis:
This ur comment get k leg o.
Ayam not understanding

u dey claim black- onasis n yet u cnt even understnd ordinary pigin english....in naija we believe say na only rich person dey handsome...y d poor are always ugly...u better change dat ur moniker...

all that glitter aint gold,no b everybody wey build house n get car they chop better food..some na 0.0.1... all na just packaging...

anoda aburo oloshi...shey women dn finish for ur side?

if u are ugly n rich..walk into any market or boutique to price sumtin...dey will treat u like trash..cus they know money mean handsome n u nt handsome..

thesicilian:
Hahaha.
Ordinary kiss you never even get, you don dey wire money enter her account every week and even prepare breakfast for her. Guy you fall our hand.
Anyway, 'go and sin no more.'

am tellin u..no wonder d girl tired for him mata..just dey wired wired if care is nt taken dude mit wired iz life to her to.dude tell us d fuckin truth...na 5k,2k,3k u dey wired d babe dat y she iz fuckin fed up with u.

SorftWerk:
I'm really sad right now... I never saw it coming, been dating this girl for 2 months now, she always calls me to check how I'm doing, most times that i don't have airtime on my phone, she calls to know how I'm doing and if I've eaten and all that, we never had issues for once except the day I tried to kiss her and she slapped me then apologized... I took it as nothing and we continued in peace, I see to her every needs, surprise her sometimes with some bank alerts, try my best to see her almost everyday.. We were just totally fine until something happened!

This morning, I was still working out at home when I heard my phone vibrating, I checked it and it was her call, I was breathing heavily from my workout and I can't control my breath, so I picked up. As soon as she heard me panting, she changed her voice and asked me what I was doing, I told her I was having my morning exercises,she still doubted me and asked me to tell her the truth, I repeated my self, then tried to change the topic by asking her if she misses me, she replied with "I don't know" hmmm, I asked her if she's eaten, she said no and I asked why, then she said she has no food to eat, then I said I was gonna prepare some food for her to be brought in the afternoon, "this was another surprise " she was shocked hearing it will be brought in the afternoon instead of morning, still she said OK like she was okay with it.

I quickly got the kitchen and prepared jollof rice for her as fast as I could and dressed it in a cooler before hitting the road, when I got to her place, she was surprised to see me, she asked me to come in, gave me an hug and took the food, (note that, I sent her 50k last week oo) so while she was eating, I noticed her hair wasn't done and it's scattered, I querried her about it and she said she has no money, didn't want to sound bossy by asking her about the last week's 50k, then I sent her another 30k through my mobile banking application, after which she smiled and said thank you.


We continued discussing then she finished with the food, I tried kissing her but she moved her face, telling me there's something she wants to discuss with me, my heart started racing fast, but I composed my self and asked her to speak, then she told me she'll be going to osun state next week, and she won't be coming back soon, and moreover that she's fed up of me... I couldn't wait to hear the rest I quickly took my food flask and bounced from her room heart broken, feeling used and denied, she kept calling me back saying she was joking but i'm gone already, I rode back home and saw her missed calls on my phone, she even hid numbers to call me, what is she calling me for? Why is this life so complicated when it comes to relationships?

What do I do from here? Every girl seem to only wanna use me and leave, why!

i ll be back to insult u in terminator style.

olrotimi:
Pls redirect her to any porn producer or director, she would make far more money and get more fame there

xvideos abi?

Benita27:
The breast doesn't expel anything beside when a woman is breast feeding. So for that reason it doesn't smell, unlike the vagina. That girl isn't making sense.

my dear na true d girl talk..if mr A suck d boob with him dirty smellin mouth..n d girl no bother to wash up carry her bra wear...mr b.mr c.mr d does d same...haba dat bra dn pass lasa fever nau..

dragonking3:
It seems you guys dont follow the comic. Dwight wasn't an informant rather Dwight has been looking for ways to kill negan.

yeah dude hz been looking for way to kill negan for waz he did to him..dwight iz just scare n looking for d righg tym..plus d dude iz smart.

Elnino4ladies:
When will this kid grow up

na body n tym dey tell person.

Young03:
What stops u from taking her to ur house, give her food n water then tomorrow u continue ur search on his relatives

pls dont quote me if u know say ur house no go collapse on ur head

u are right...mayb they try using her for ritual bt fail thatz y dey abadond her somewhere far from home..she really need help...

seriously so we even get renteghost here in naija.haaa dude i need ur help ooo.

d guy on gucci singlet y him own case cme difrence see how them xpand him face..

henrydadon:
now this is something to be proud of..

kudos to him.

but are you kidding me ..how can the authorities think of deploying a drone like this..common..they should opt for something more durable and reliable

THE DJI PHANTOM is there for them to purchase.

it take alot more than just adding rotating blades to get an actual working drone..what about the app..for control..micro processor and stuff..mapping..the list goes on and on.

am not trying to undermine his effort here..he really did well and am proud of him..am just stating the obvious

someone like him need to be sent to MIT in the USA for further studies..the Nigerian government are suppose to invest in brilliant mind such as these.

u just took d words outta my mouth bro..i cme here to see a drone with remote control..

Kizmilz:
I once Had an argument with someone that there is no Igbo man or woman that is a Muslim by religion.

I want to knw why this is so.

Oga Seun and Lalasticlala Pls move this to fp so we can get the audience view on this.

Thanks

una sit down 1 plc dey argue...y una no gather money travel round d continent to find out una go just dey disturb people with noise...i knw an ibo guy..is now a muslim n a don..emeka by name in sokoto..dude is always on kaftan..speak hausa like no 2moro..love anytin on skirt..

EgunMogaji:
Just because you're comfortable being used as a doormat by reformed oloshos doesn't mean I should be like you?

Local champion, on how many continents have you done this your philandering?

see dis aburo oloshi see how u dey run ur mouth like tap wey dey leak...mofo.

on behalf of nairalander bros we are not buying....

4 wheeler sex style...

ole give her back her money...na ur sister? wetin concern u? u dn pay for her head ni?

EgunMogaji:
And so?

They're not a limited edition, more are available.

calabar girl never f**k u,yoruba girl never suck ur d**k that y u dey talk like dis.....

nice 1 for not allowing to enter..bt see ehnnn na thunder go fire u ooo.walai heat n cold thunder an em go fire u..u knw dude is married n yet u still went ahead with him..olosho kobokobo.

iluvdonjazzy:
d person dat snaped nd filmed d accident is a big fo.ol, ur car is still traped in d bush, u people are not properly rescued and u are there snapping, filming and posting on d internet, dats how people will be dying in an accident instead of saving lives first, one idio.t will just come out with his phone snapping and posting saying "accident things" wereas somebody is in d ground dying, may God help us from this social media madness.

ogbeni dake mek we hear...evn u will do d same thing...just to tell ur frnds u wia there..

op if i catch u i will break ur leg into 5 piecez.